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Hey, Lady, Gang, welcome to Flashback Friday, where we bring some of our favorite LadyGang episodes from the vault to you in the feed, we have over 600 episodes of this podcast. And whether you're an OG and you've heard this episode before or your new listener and we're just bringing this up and you had no idea we had this person on our podcast. Well, you're welcome. Small caveat here we are an imperfect group of trio of ladies, and we've been podcasting for almost six and a half years. If something we said in this podcast doesn't align with Lady Gaga 2020, please give us grace. For instance, there was a period on Lady Gaga where I was not into Taylor Swift. It was a reputation era. I wasn't feeling what she was bagging, but now I'm like a swifty again. And so I just want you to hold me to that Beccause we're all growing and learning and our opinions change pretty much every day. Without further ado, welcome to Flashback Friday. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gaga movie ! Say that again, Lady Gaga. Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin and Jac Vanek. Oh, now I think that's a new opening. It's not what's wrong with being confident. Hey, this has been our opening night. It really is. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the Lady Gaga podcast. We're so excited that you're here. Becca is trying to open our pink, bubbly champagne. I've never been a waitress, so this is hard. Oh God, it's so successful. We want to thank you so much for following along downloading us on iTunes. And if you're an Android user going to the Lady Gaga Inc.com to listen, hey, you need to be nice about that Beccause we've been getting tweets about people feeling hated on when you talk about Android, it's OK. We hate Android, so so no, it's fine. I know you're fine. Make sure you go to iTunes, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe and leave us a five star review and a nice comment about how beautiful we are. Oh, it's not happening. I came out so much easier than I thought. That's what she's. We're so excited to be here, we have an amazing guest today, Morgan Stewart is here. Number one, she's crazy, stupid, hot. Secondly, she's on a hit television show, and thirdly, she has a life I'd like to live so we can't wait to talk to her. We're just so jealous. But I'm really excited Beccause should we get going? Yeah, it's time for a good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. OK, so I'm going to kick off. Good week, bad week. While porn, it's like shoving her champagne over my mouth Beccause I was so sick last week. I haven't eaten our drink like had anything to drink in a long time and celebratory champagne celebrating being healthy. I did. You know I got over that pneumonia? Well. Well, OK. So wait, Becca, can I just guess that your bad week is going to have to do with some kind of a bodily fluid? OK, well, I was considering using this one, but I might save it for next week Beccause I feel like I've been talking about going to the bathroom so, so, so much. And I'm grossing people out. So my bad week has to do with watching this documentary called Forks Over Knives, and I've never been a vegetarian vegan like I always like sort of silently judge people who are Becca likes the meat Beccause, yeah, I like, I mean, I'm not like a crazy like meat lover, but you know, everyone smile. I like Chick-Fil-A and stuff like that. So I watch this documentary, and I'm not the kind of person that really gives a s**t about humanity like I. You're not a filmmaker, but somebody tells me like, Oh my God, we're we're destroying the environment by eating cows. Like, That's unfortunate, but like, it's not going to, it's not going to stop me. But if you tell me that I'm going to like, die of cancer Beccause I keep eating chicken. You're you're perking my ears up. So I cut out meat and dairy. Oh jeez. And it's been about a week. Yeah, and it's really hard. How do you feel, though? It make you feel better? I feel the same, to be honest. However, I am thinner and I've been eating all the bread in the world. So like, I lost like, you know, three to five pounds doing this, which had I not, I would go back to eating meat and cheese. But then you gain so much sadness Beccause you can't eat the things you want. It's true, but like, I don't know, I'm sticking with it. OK, but it's not a good week Beccause it is like I'm grieving the loss of meat and dairy. OK, so my good week is this. I say that's a bad week. Yeah. I mean, I can't eat pizza anymore. This is why I watch those videos anymore. I understand. OK, so anyways, everyone cry for me. Good week. I got all these crazy texts last night and weird tweets being like, Oh my God, you were referenced on Family Guy. And I'm like, What's like? I'm like, Glee was Beccause that s**t is everywhere and I'm like, OK, you know, that's like one thing, and that's exciting when that happens. But then my cousin of all people texted me and he's like, Oh my God, family guy, you were referenced. He sends me this screenshot. You're so famous. We say your name or my name likeness. Becca Tobin or Kitty while Kevin is between Cara Delevingne and Chris Kirsten Dunst. I think, yeah, they probably wait for what though this is. This is the kicker. So I was like, Well, wait, and I'm like. And he's like, Well, and he's kind of beating around the bush, like, what is it for? And he's like, Okay, the leaked nudes. I think it might have to do with that. But he said it was a sex tape reference. I don't have a sex tape. However, you can check out my vagina on the fapping dot com. But I think that's a good week. I think Family Guy is great and I was on it. So taken that listen, listen, you're not the first woman whose vagina has made them famous. You get it back at home. I'm proud of how much I think I might change my name to that at Tobin with a K. It's you know what I mean? Cheers to your vagina or vagina. OK, Keltie, what? Oh my gosh. Well, I don't know if everyone noticed I did get over 1000 likes on Instagram. I went up from that cool 550 to a full my blouse that's like eight thousand whatever. Anyway, I don't know if you guys noticed, but I looked amazing at the Grammy Awards. Oh yeah. And last week, we're talking about how I was on the no fan zone cleanse. The glow detox was only, you know, anti-inflammatory foods only. I did it. I want to tell you something. She's dying, man. Soul sick. I have never done anything. I said I was going to do for more than like 24 hours. Like, I'm always like, I'm going to do this, and then I cheat and I don't tell anyone. Like, secretly, I have a Snickers like all women for days I actually did. Exactly. I was going to say I was going to do. I was so glowy. I had the J.Lo glow, the dress fit. It even has a little room. And normally when I walked on the red carpet and then I like Google myself instantly. And then I look at the pictures and I see myself. I'm always like, Well, that is not the same person that was giving me, like sexy pose in the bathroom before I went down to walk the carpet. This is the story of my life. I was so much better in my bathroom, in the hotel room five minutes ago, and then what was the with the photographers? Why they so why I can't take a good picture. Now these pictures. They were great. I saw them so beautiful. They were pretty big. You're really beautiful. I'm so beautiful, she said. I think our listeners need to know that Keltie actually hates herself. Yes, I really have the lowest of confidence and never works out. This is a big. So this is big. This is so big. Congratulations. I felt like it all worked out. You felt confident and then instantly went to Fat Burger on the way home, as you should. Well, here's my bad week. This is amazing. So everyone knows it's television sweeps right now, which means it's a very high pressure time for me. It's award season, so I'm traveling around and interviewing people all over the world. I've been to New York and five times I've been in Charlotte, I'm in Vegas, I'm in San Francisco. It's been crazy. So I've just been exhausted and obviously Assad the plague. Becca gave me the dengue fever or whatever the hell she had contagious. And so yesterday, I'm at the office in New York and I finish my day of work and I've gotten into like comfy clothes to get on the plane. And I'm sitting there in the office with, like the two senior producers and like one other producer. Now, these are not my bosses. Things are forgiven in this office, but they're also like people that are, you know, my elders, if you will. So I'm sitting there and I'm sitting on the couch and I'm like flipping through people magazine. And I kind of I put my heels up on the couch. I'm kind of like Crouch, but like my knees up. I mean, OK, so it's like a little bit spread eagle, right? Like, I'm just in a little dress, so I'm wearing like an oversized sweater and leggings. And so, but not oversized, like kind of just I thought I was just wearing leggings. So I'm like, Did you do? And then like, the producers are like and they're like looking away and they're looking at each other and like, then the other Randy comes in, he's looking, guys, I don't put on leggings, we put on tights, I put on tights and everyone's looking at my vagina. Jeff, I know I thought I was getting on the I don't never wear underwear with leggings. When I'm getting on a plane, it's too many things in my vagina for six hours. I just thought I was wearing black leggings. I was wearing tights and I was sitting there forever. They were looking right and it was like, you know, when a vagina is pressed again, ocean the next day. Not yet, anyway. I was really embarrassed. You've got to like the vagina. I felt almost like the fat burning had happened to me. I kind of did. But in person, except your dad can't google that. Sorry. That's true, Jac. Your turn. OK, so I'm going to start this out with a little reference to this veganism thing that you're talking about. Hmm. So I was like vegetarian, vegan for like nine years. So I have like a like a vendetta almost against it Beccause it made me so sad. So sometimes, you know, I post a very non offensive picture on Instagram. Really nice. I post a picture of me and Scott eating ice cream in bed the other night. Oh, really, you posted another picture? Wait, hold on. I'm shocked. You posted a picture of, you know, your boyfriend being cute? Well, I got to write something like the most handsome man in the world. It was when you find your person, grab them tight and never let go, Hey, shut up. So it's like really cute. Whatever. Picture shocking. I get this comment this morning saying you need to wake the f up and go vegan. Supporting the exploitation, rape, murder and torture of animals just Beccause you want to eat dairy is really lame in 2016. How should I go? Vegan hashtag, veganism, hashtag, feminism, hashtag, vegan hashtag, animals, hashtag, love, hashtag, compassion, how to hashtag life. I got caught on rape. I didn't hear anything else. And this is it's abuse raping. It's a picture out eating fro. Yo. Oh, I'm not like murdering a cow. I'm bragging about murder. I'm worried about rape again. Why? I don't know. People are crazy, aren't I'm? That's that's just like a little tidbit. They're just so jealous of your long inseam, Karlie Kloss and your boyfriend who's so long insane. I don't know. Jac has the longest legs. It's insane. We don't, you know. OK, so never without good or bad. That was just like a tidbit. A little too quick. Little thing. She never follows the rules. It's like good or bad. That's just like a good week. Bad week in the middle segment. OK, it's not just like mediocre things that happen this week. I just thought it was something of note that I needed to get in some way on anyway. I kind of want to talk to our guest today. My good week is so I run our LadyGang Instagram and I got the cutest Instagram from, I think, our biggest LadyGang. Oh my god, I do ever. And they all bought Jac Van Bestie bracelets, and they're all wearing them together. Oh my god, I love, and I think it's probably like the first Jac Vantiq bracelet purchase that's happened in the past, like eight years. So congratulations. It's really sweet. No, we do have the sweetest girls and they're surprisingly, like, really cute and awesome, and it's on my and like, not totally creepy and weird, right? Yeah, I love them. They're so great. All right. Yeah. This week, I mean, OK, I have a I have a quick, bad week, OK? So when I was single, I had this whole routine about going to bed that I would get a glass of wine. I would put on Seinfeld and get in bed, and then I'd swipe around on Tinder for like an hour. Yeah, swipe around. So now that I have a boyfriend, I like the last part of that intercourse routine. He lives in Santa Fe. OK, he's out here for the last part of my like routine isn't there. So I'm like, What do I feel? Fill it with, you know? So the other night I like started going on like a deep stalk of his Instagram like deep stock. And you found I found nothing, but I was making up things in my head. I'm like, Oh, who's this girl, Alex, that you went to dinner with? Like, 50? Who is Alex? I don't know. Some 56 weeks ago, it's was for somebody. So anyways, don't deep stock your boyfriend's Instagram. There's no reason to. It makes you crazy. It makes you insane. But I do want to point out before I move on that it makes me happy that you're a little bit insane about men. This Beccause I'm not alone. I was saying this. Not alone. Just another one of the girls I over here, I guess, never been dumped. It's ridiculous. OK. Would you dump me? No, she's OK. OK, I'm so excited about what is next. Morgan Stewart is here from the rich kids of Beverly Hills, and honestly, she's absolutely hilarious. So we're going to get down into the rich life. Now back to the LadyGang, oh, now we're back. Oh damn. Break it down. All right. We poured the 1899 Sparkling Roses champagne, which tastes awful. Pretty good, but it's hard. I'm sorry. I'm still drinking it. You got it. Today we are joined by Heidi MC Hodson Morgan Stewart. She honestly had the best live tweets of the entire Grammy Award. She said Everything I wanted to say about Taylor Swift but wasn't didn't have the ball. You needed a burger. She made it so many things. She's like the skinniness. That wasn't the problem. She's the star of the E ! Series. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. The fourth season is going to start in April. Cannot wait. She is also the CEO of the big time blog Boobs and Loops, which is massive. Also, she's got new workout line, which we love jeggings, and Morgan has probably the sickest bikini body for a bikini body Instagram that I have ever seen in my whole damn life. Wow. Thank you so much. That was an intro that wasn't. I don't even know what to say. One of our allies, to be honest. To me, though, how many pictures do you take of yourself in the mirror, in the bikini before you pick the one? Not that many. Of course not. And I would tell you and listen, but the thing is, it's just it's either going to happen or if it's or it's not. Yeah, it's not like you can't take one hundred and be like, OK, one hundred and fifty. When there's too many options, you always pick the wrong one. It's either a good day for you or it's not a good day. I agree with that. So you have so much going on. I want to know since you've become not only a rich kid, but also a television starlet. Wow, thank you. I need to come here every week. Well, just I need to add to that. Yeah, not notice our egos when we start it. I love it. I really. What's your sign? Capricorn? You, Taurus you? Aquarius What are you saying? Gemini? My mom's a Capricorn, and my fiance is a Taurus. So there's connection. Oh yeah. Oh, you're going to marry a girl. Yeah. But we're like the same talk show icon now. Taurus August. All right. Yeah. Well, yeah. Morgan, what has been the hardest thing about the Hollywood world? Wow. People mean to you beyond I'm going to stand it. Sound like an a*****e. I don't feel like I've had no people are actually, I have to say, for the most part, really, really nice. I don't really care if people are mean to me. I care when people are stupid, like when they say things on my Instagram. That like, doesn't make sense. I'm like, That doesn't make sense. Like, the sweater is green. Why do you keep talking about it being gray or like, you know, or when people want to like, I get people get mad at me when I don't like what I wear, but I don't want to be an a*****e type what I wear like, you know, and I'll get more free clothes that way. Yeah, true. Like, she doesn't need free clothes. We're just commoners over here. So I'm very common. Have you had an ish moment? What was the moment so far that you've been on the red carpet or been out in the paparazzi chasing and you're like, I am there? I have not felt that way yet. Not really. No, I don't ever feel that way. Has the paparazzi chased you? Yes. You feel cool. I felt cool, but I was like, f**k, of course I'm sweating in discussing right now. That's going to go well. It's never like the I've never like stunning and wind blowing, you should call them. That's what you do. But no, I don't call them Beccause I'm not smart enough to remember so that I'm like, Oh God, I should have done that. You're like, You have to be a popular place. I do. But the thing is, when you call them and then they say, Heidi, it's like awkward, Beccause then you're like, So then you're like, Oh my god, I love, you know? Yeah. You know, it's like, I've seen those girls do that and I'm like, Oh, yeah, oh, seen, I can't do that, you know? You know, it's it's not good. I like I like that attitude. Right? Yeah, yeah. Like, I want them to show up one day when it's worth showing up for. I don't want to like catch me getting a Jamba Juice. Why did I say Jamba Juice? Beccause this is champagne, and I was gusting pretty common. I mean, the throwback to Jamba Juice. All right. Ah, like a lady question of the episode today is what is the occupation or weirdest person you've ever slept with? Who's going first? Jax going Jax mine is a washed up, 90s pop star name name. Do you guys remember the duo, Evan and Jaron? Oh my God. Wait, wait, hold on. Did you sleep with the same girl? No, no, no. I used to love Evan. In turn, they're nice Jewish boy. They're so OK. They're still so hot. Yeah. Which one was? I was in Sharon 25 years ago, but still they're like 40 something. Yeah, well, he's he's hot and he's actually pretty successful. So it's not embarrassing, but it's embarrassing. His occupation? Yeah. Yeah, OK. Occupation. While you were doing it, did you have a t shirt on like the Evan and Darren T-shirt? No, but I would not be surprised if you had a full closet of them. Oh, gross. Just hand out to girls. OK, mine's a magician. I don't know what's a magician. I love magic. I really don't want to say, but it was a headliner on the Las Vegas Strip. Oh, Chris Angel? No. Oh, never. What? No. You'll never know. It's not a famous one. Well, just to be a headliner on the big, unsuccessful headliner. It was horrible. Did he pull a rabbit out of your vagina? I actually think he was gay. Oh, interesting. The smallest penis I've ever seen in my life. How many times? I'm not kidding you. Yeah, like I only saw like once or twice. It's a micro penis, a micro baby. There's a term for that. You had sex with a magician who has a micro, Let's make a T-shirt. Yeah, that's amazing. Nobody I've ever slept with has had a weird job. Like, no, just or like just an embarrassing conquest. Like, he doesn't have that, have a bad job, or like a weird physical trait. Like, I've kept it pretty. It's just maybe not everyone's best buddy who could dream. Come on an affliction t. Oh, never. I was always smarter than I knew better. I steer clear even when they were in. I'm like, Nope. Like, I know this. Yeah, just a white tee for me, please. No, I really. It probably will come back to me, but I honestly, I'm not ruminated on really on it, and I got back to us. Yeah. All right. See, none of mine have had quite embarrassing. I mean, no occupation. Here's one I slept with a guy who I met in New York, who was visiting from L.A. and he was like, Oh my God, he's so cute. I was going through a breakup and I was like, This is a good little rebound. We ended up hanging out like making out on the streets of New York, and then I found out later from my friend that he had also been like texting her and like Facebook messaging her. And I'm like, What a dick ! Cut to. I also had sex with him after that. So like, that's know after I found out. That's embarrassing for me. But then I continue to kind of see him, and it turns out he's a sex addict. So like was in a program so. So you were in or you were enabling him? Yeah, completely. But I didn't really know. And then when I found out I was kind of like, Well, let's like, ride this out till you're better. So you just kept stop it. So I guess once again, you have it all. And he was also an actor, but like a very he did a western about snakes attacking the village. So that's where we're at. OK, that's embarrassing. Well, Morgan, we're disappointed so far. But this this next question is you're going to have to pull it really out. OK. OK. I have shown you all right by my designer. I by my designer clothes on the real real. You know, let's see. Like when people like you are like, I want to clean my closet and then you sell your Prada. I buy a second hand like, I don't even know if I was just 'cause I don't know what the joke was like. When you could buy secondhand Chanel. OK. And we are. We're trying. Why on earth would you do that? Like sharing a toothbrush worth more? No. So we're like mere mortals, like trying to live the private jet life. All right. I want to know about what it's really like to live the private jet life and not have to fake it. It's pretty cool. I feel like the private jet. Listen, I don't like flying in general, so the private jet life isn't like the most exciting thing for me to do. But not having to go through security is a really big bonus. Have you been on a yacht? I have been on a yacht. Yes. What's that like? It's amazing. How do you get seasick? No. Then you'd have the best time of your entire life. Yeah, I was in the summer I was in. Over the summer, I was in the south of France with my fiance and we were on a boat yacht. And yeah, it's pretty magical. What are some of the trinkets on the yacht? I mean, everything you can imagine. I mean, like there's like literally flat screen TVs. You have somebody standing next to you like every second, like waiting to refill your glass and to bring you something like a fresh towel. Or they always have sunblock. Oh, that's a good one. We'll all go first. Oh my god. Take us in your Prada. Yeah. What is it like to be like? Oh my gosh, I don't have shoes to go with this outfit, and then you just go buy them fun. Everything you would imagine it. I feel like you do that, you know at all us at all. Go. Yeah, no. That's Steve Madden. Definitely. I mean, I do. But then I get my credit card statement and I'm like, right? Or you can wear them and tape them and then return them. What's the craziest stylist told me that once like tape the bottom, save the bottoms. Oh no, I would. I would make them up. And that's a lot of effort I would end up getting. Yeah, what's the craziest, like, most extravagant moment of your life? My proposal, I mean, I don't know. It was just I don't know if it was extravagant. It was just, like, really heartfelt and amazing. It was the most amazing experience of my life thus far. Telecom tell us. Tell us what happened. Well, my fiancee basically set up a fake photoshoot for me that night Beccause I thought this is when I thought I was famous. This is when I thought I was famous and then I wasn't famous. OK, so what happened was he set up a photoshoot for OK magazine and I heard what I thought. My publicist set up a magazine photoshoot for OK magazine and I was like, Oh my God, they love me. Whatever, I've got enough sprite. OK, I'm kind of cheesy, but kind of amazing. And then they were like, It's going to be at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, and I'm like, They're spending so much money on me. It's a cover. It's crafty. It's a cover. It's a lot of hair and makeup. It's a it's a good time. So I went, I did that like the day, like the client parking. I know it's gonna and it is. But then it's like, kind of not Beccause I still was like, what? Yeah. So can I get on? Oh yes. When's the shoot? I went, I met the photographer, met with styles. They told me to wear white. They think that's a beautiful first look. The green background I go up, I take a couple of shots. First, they don't tell me it's a cover, then the photographer is like, Oh, welcome to your OK magazine cover shoot. And I was like, Oh my God, I knew it like, like, pumped up about it. So I go, I'm in the grass like digging in my heels, like my stomach, like protruding. But like, I still tried to suck it and it was like a weird hair wave. It was like awkward. OK, so then whatever the photographers start taking pictures of me and they're like, all of a sudden they run away from me and I was like, I got shiny, like, I get shiny. Sometimes I was like, Ooh, or we powdery like, what's you know, God turn around. They run away. Then they run back. They ran away from me and I turn around and Brendan, my fiancee, came from behind the green like path and walked towards me and then got down on one knee and propose. And I was like, Oh my God, my make up so ruined. I can't believe my shoe. And he was like, That's fake. And I was like, What do you mean? So I'm not having a photo shoot. Like, I couldn't believe it. And I was just like, for a second, I was like, You have a ring. It's fine, it's fine. It's fine. But why did he just wash your dreams like that? It's insane. So that was like, but then you're in people magazine. Anyway, so it all was. I don't know. I don't think so. See, it didn't work out. It worked out Beccause we're getting married, but it didn't work out for my face Beccause I'm getting married. Let's let's all train. Let's all try on the race. Did you? I mean, did you did you Pinterest this? I did not. I did. Throughout our relationship, I was like, Listen, I want it to be oval, and I don't want it to be a halo. So pretty. And I kind of knocked off Blake Lively, but he did it all himself versus rose gold. Her rose gold and hers is bigger stuff, but not by much, but not by much. You did really well, honey. You upgrade that every five years. I'm saying upgrade. Let me push present, push present. Not that we're doing that. I'm not pushing anytime soon. I want to know about the wedding plans. Are you a tight mermaid dress? Are you a princess? Dress into a tight mermaid dress into a goodbye dress into a suit? I don't know what I'm going to wear. He had no idea. I don't. I would love to wear a silk white pantsuit down the aisle and do bad. I like that idea. I feel like, listen, I've tried on so many dresses and a lot of them are so bleeping awful and so cheap looking, and they all of a sudden they all start to look like the same dress. Yeah. And then you're like, I'm not going to be different. I'm just going to be a bride. Like, I'm gonna be that bride. I would make such a statement with that. You know what I mean? And I like I prefer, but it would be like Lavonne or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's for sure, right? Yeah, something really chic. But that's just going to go to like H&M. I get a pantsuit. Yeah, no. I feel like I would love to get lucky at H&M once I go in there and it never works out for me, so I just work out for anybody. No, right now. Well, not now, right? You can't go back. But I never even you can't go back to getting me into America. Can't go back Harry Place. OK. Are you having a giant wedding? No. What's the? I'm having 150 people, max. I mean, that's huge. Is that huge, huge you. That's like, have any average company in the wedding party? Six girls. Six guys. Are you to make them wear matching dresses? I am. They are not happy with the dresses coming out with the dress. It's a beautiful dress. Well, it's a side. It's like a Grecian topi pinkie dress that's like expensive. It's not like a $400. It's like a $2000 dress. Did they have to buy them? They do have to be a high price, not at that price. Go to designer discount. Doesn't sound pretty. It's beautiful. I promise you. I'll show you. I don't have a picture with me, but I will make sure you guys see why. I feel like I'm a spokesperson for all bridesmaids out there. But honestly, even if it was ugly, like it's not your day to day and not even that. Like, I know it's ugly and not ugly. Yeah, yeah, you'd be surprised. Sometimes you get bridal brain and then you get like, you know, just, you know, sleeping at bridal brain bridal line. But. But also the other thing I will say that smart of you, if it is actually hideous, it's smart Beccause you're sharing the focus when you're standing up there. So like, why wouldn't you sabotage and make yourself look 100 times better than the six other women standing there with you? Right. But I also want to be a secure bride that doesn't feel like she needs to make her friends look ugly and hate themselves all night Beccause I want them to be happy. Just not like ecstatic. Like not expect me. Yeah, but like, even when you're feeling your best, J.Lo walks in the room and you're like, Well, now I'm the ugliest piece of hair. Like one. How hot are you? Well, J.Lo and Rihanna were not in my wedding, so I'm not going to rob. Are your friends hot? My friends are hot, and they're all very different looking. It's not like I have like five blondes. Like, it's all good. Is that what they call skinnier than you? Beccause they shouldn't. They're out to be out? No, no, no. What a difference. Skinny. Does that make sense? Yeah. Different skinny, flat chested, skinny bony, which is OK, which is OK. Yeah. All right. I know Beccause I am flat chested. Yeah, she's not even wearing a bra. No, no. That's it's a tiny, little dirty body sitting there trying to like, breastfeed or something. I had a super fan, right? A question that we really want to get answered. Wait, is this mine? Yeah, you want to. So my sister is an attorney in Atlanta. OK? Her a woman she works with, her name is Kat, and she is hilarious. OK, well, maybe your biggest fan. Yeah, she's huge fan. My sister, she asks my sister. She listens to the show all the time, and she always asks my sister like, who's coming on? And my sister was like, Oh, boobs and lips. She freaks out and she's like, Oh my god, do they have their questions for this weekend? My sister's like, You're like a thirty something year old woman. Like with children, you're getting you're getting a little excited about this. However, I love Kat, and I was like, What's your question, girl? OK, do you want to ask the question? Beccause technically, no, no, no. We're not in the question. It's just part of the interview. So, OK, we we have it. What is the question? Oh, what is a real fight that you've had with Brandon? And have you ever done anything that really, truly pissed him off? Yeah, I've definitely, really, truly pissed him off. And I think it was probably Beccause I think we had a dinner once and I was a little bit extra and was kind of talking over him a lot. And I very much kind of like he was the butt of my jokes, maybe one too many times when we got home and he was like, You need to watch yourself. He checked, he said that you need to relax and it's too much. All that and I was like. Beccause usually he's like, he comes across as like, so easy going, easy going. And but the second, it's too much. He like, really like reminds you like, I'm the man here, not you now. So let's keep it tight. Does he get pouty with you in public or does he always wait till you're at home alone? And that's another thing he always waits. That's actually really it's really respect my husband. Yeah, he's great. He doesn't know what the guy that he doesn't cause a scene and he doesn't get insecure. He's very confident. But if it's too much and I can definitely be too much, he definitely lets me know. Like, you need to just calm down when that was happening, did you know that you were too much or no? And that note, that's why I brought why it came to man, Beccause it was the first time that I was like, like, we're not. We're like, fighting is a problem. Yeah. And then so stuck out. So now I kind of try to monitor it as the make up sex, right? It was ten minutes after two so excited. I'm like, Man, I can't have sex that quickly after someone's, like, gotten upset with me. Well, that means you're emotionally stable. I guess I would have no problem. It's like, how come it's not just do it? OK, so now we want to do a delicious quiz with you. How delicious I love that word. Really got other adjectives right now. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, cheers. This is going to be called the rich or ditch quiz. Oh, so rich is like, yes and ditches. No. So it's like my second question. James here. Yeah. OK. OK, so here we go. OK. The Kanye West clothing line. Rich. I got shade for that, guys. But I like Kanye. I'm sorry. I don't care how weird he is. I'm ditch. I can't. Five thousand will buy it. Oh, no, I wouldn't buy it. I just like the idea. The clothing. OK, OK, wait, how much is it? So it's kind of a rich ditch thing. It's $5000 for a hoodie. That's the color of baby poop. Five thousand yeah. I can fly around the world like three times for that much money. Definitely. Probably. Nine First Cla*s. Becca kidding. I to see it. I could be an economy comfort to Atlanta for that ditch. For sure. Did. OK, Taylor Swift ditch. You can. We can I know what you're tweeting? Oh my gosh, you know what? I tweeted, I'm scared. Give me like, like a summary. Basically, Morgan was live tweeting the Grammys, and she said everything everyone wanted to say, which is just like it was just it was like more like Taylor Swift. Question mark, question mark, question mark. Are we question mark, question mark, question mark like it wasn't anything mean. It was just super vague and everyone was like, Everybody could hate the way she bops around there. It's like she it's like her energy is like, there. Everyone is there to throw her like a birthday party. Yeah, it's true. Oh my god, it was so well said. She thinks it's her every day, or even if she loses, she's like, Oh, did you like, Oh, so I know this bothered me. F Ed Sheeran thing, Beccause I know I've interviewed at a ton and. I know him and he's the most lovely person, and I was like, he has come to the Grammys so many times and lost, and he said, I'm not coming back anymore. Like if I don't win this year, I'm out like, this is five years I come. I bring my parents every year and I lose. And then when he won the Grammy, finally, it was not her jumping up and down and having her moment of crying. You had your moment, Taylor Swift let ed have his damn moment. No way. She's just a manipulative freak. You know, she's friends with all those hot b***hes, so they don't screw her people she likes. You know, it's all. And she's a lesbian, I think anyway. And her fake tits now are nuts. They're like you. I know you're getting in trouble. I got a lot of really, you know, there's a, I don't know, really, really young ish skinny b***hes getting those like really rock hard. Tiny, tiny bit. Yeah. That's why I really prefer Kendall Jenner, Beccause I know Kendall hates Taylor. You can tell. Yeah, you can tell she doesn't want to be a part. She's like, I don't want to be. I look like this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't believe the squad. I feel like you need three or four good friends in your life and like when you have 19, I think and they're all models and you're not. And I think she kind of like takes her friends out with the trash like as often Beccause I feel like it's like a rotating door. And when you no longer like, serve her, yeah, you're at a thousand percent. But I will still, I will say that's a Capricorn quote. Yeah, we are very straight, right? Oh, I thought you were saying so, Capricorn. I didn't like throwing your friends away. No. And I was like, b***h, I can't get rid of my friend. No, no, no, no. Like, Capricorns are very loyal to the fans, OK? I don't like her. I don't like her vibe. I'm really glad we're empowering women here. Yeah, right? Taylor Swift. I'm rich or ditch John Stamos ditch. I think I mean, he's still hot. Yeah, but like ditch. But why are you saying John Stamos? That's so random? Beccause it's around. Like with Fuller House. He's like, Oh, I forgot about that holding on as he's still hot. I don't know. I grandfathered rich. I do it right. Yeah, I do it as he tall. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my God. No, I think get me started on this. I can put your dick back. I think a little bit of both. Like rich, let's maybe have a fun night together, but then I'm going to ditch you. Yeah, I never want to see you again. I agree with that one. Rich ish, you guys. I'm sure I'm starting to feel guilty about Taylor. What we said. Rich don't just own it Beccause everyone else feels this way. Richer ditch Kylie's lip kit. I want it so bad. Rich. It was genius. Rich. I want to I why? I don't know about having poop brown lips. I already did that once in their 90s brown. Yeah, now somebody's wearing it right now. No, I wish I still can't get one. OK, Richard, ditch hot sauce in your bag swag. That's like, that's like Beyonce. That's the new Beyoncé song where she goes. I got hot sauce in my bag swag. Something that might blow your mind. But like, I didn't get on the Beyonce train when it came to the station ever. Any time now, really, I'm not on it. Not in any way. One more person post like you have as many hours in the day as Beyonce. I'm going to be like, I also don't have like a butt dance and like a good jillion dollars. So like that is the most annoying thing. And what sucks is she's probably such a lovely person. She's so talented. Maybe I just hate her. Fans hate the beehive. There are those people who like, like, I just ditch. I don't have hot sauce in my bag and like, but like rich Beccause I like her. OK. I appreciate Beyoncé. It's just not for me. OK, wow. I like a lot. OK. I know why people love her. Here's my hat. I get it. I like Beyoncé. I think it's rich, except I want to ditch the bodysuit Beccause the bodysuit came in 2006. Yes, it is not 2016. Everyone is wearing a bodysuit, a shimmer tight. But what is she going to wear their compression tights? Let's be honest. First of all, they're not a shimmer. She's being compressed in there and everyone's like, Shimmer Typekit. I'm like, no compression dye. She needs to wear them. But what else is she going to wear? I like, I don't know. Like, things need to look. You know, it's a flattering put a gown and she does it now. Can we well-fitting? I really miss the Beyonce circa. I need a Destiny's Child like I want like a flash must be beyond vinyl. Dreamgirls when I love seeing people push their limits when they have to lose tons. So, oh my god, it's amazing that clavicle was everything. When she came out, I was like, Oh, it's crazy. I love seeing men, women, whatever. OK, Richard Ditch, the original rich kids of Beverly Hills, Paris Hilton. Rich. Beccause I love from one rich like, you've sort of inherited the blonde throne. Wow, I will never tell you Paris Hilton. Listen, this is the thing with Paris. It's like you can say whatever you want about her when she walks into a room, people part Beccause she's so beautiful. She literally glows like every part of her. And she's, what, 35 now and not one. Not one injection, not one. You know, thing does not mess with her face, not one thing. She's on a vitamin pack of some kind of magical pill, and she she and she keeps going. People like her, she's going like out. She keeps going out, but she keeps going on. And now she's in Switzerland with her hot, rich boyfriend. She's doing fine. So here I will say what I like about Paris, like if you put Paris and Taylor like Paris is. Right there, like when you're talking to her, she's there and everything she is is on the table. Yeah, it's like, Yeah, I'm super rich. Yep. You're probably not better than me. Yup. I only hang out with famous people. Yup, I might invite you to my holiday party if I'm going to try to get something from you next year. Yup. These are my dogs. Yep, they just peed in front of you. Like, there's no air of like, I'm also authentic and relatable. Like Real Girl. She's not a real girl. She gets it. She doesn't try to be one. I appreciate that, Randy. I love that. OK, Richard, ditch Netflix and Chill Ditch. I don't know. Do you not like watch TV? I watch TV and like, I chill a lot with my fiancee, but like, I feel like that pertains to people that are single and like hooking up with people. Yeah, it's more fun that way. Yeah, yeah. So you just Netflix and like Hang. And but we can't say that Beccause of the censorship on this show. Thanks for censoring or something like Morgan Richard, which Justin Bieber rich are your beliefs like, weirdly like, I'm always like, I'm accused in leopard. Like, I love him. I was so digging his vibe at the Grammys, I wasn't digging his performance necessarily like the vocals were. All vocals were. There was something happening. But like, I'm really liking who he's growing into, like. And also, he needs. Well, I guess they're I'm being a little hypocritical now Beccause it's like Taylor Swift. It was also super famous when she was young, but I don't know, boys are so much dumber. Like, give the benefit of doubt. He's just dumb and rich and like, you know, like, let him live his life. I think it goes back to kind of like the Paris Hilton thing. It's like he's kind of who he is. I'm not trying to be anything, but I mean, it's like, I do see a little kid. Yeah, yeah. But I'd be a prick too. I would. Of course, he knows nothing. I don't have that money. Yeah, but I like it. It's like sassy. You like that Jacet? Yeah, I like to buy it. I liked his body type. Everything want him. And you've seen all of his body. Yeah, yeah. You've seen like his parts of it, like the skinny white boy syndrome. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a shame he's so short. Is he sure he's tiny? He's like five, eight, No. Five six on a good day, honey. What's you know? He's a Seacrest, for sure. Oh, wow, OK. Does that change your mind, Morgan? No. Yeah, kind of. I hate five eight five eight five eight just five eight five eight Beccause five 10 doesn't count under six feet. It's hard, but he's under five Beccause then you're hot, but you're short. Hot, yeah. And you're like, Oh, you're hot. Pretty sure. Yeah, that's OK. That's the kicker, Richard. Watching The Bachelor ditch. Don't do it. You're out. I just don't do it. Do you watch any other? Do you watch your own show? No, no, not even. Just check out how it like. I watch it like on my computer when we get it the week before, and then I'm like, I would watch it to see like what I wanted to do on my face neck. Yeah, but I can't do that Beccause I don't wanna be crazy. You don't like I've kept my face pretty much the way it started. I've just gotten skinnier. Yeah, that's what happens to your body to begin with. So you're like. But even fame? No, even fame. The show came. I was like, season three. I'll be hotter. So what happens? Everyone gets stunning. Everyone does, no matter what you're doing or whether it's reality scripted, no matter what it is. Everybody looks like Jennifer Lawrence. She used to literally like, look like every girl, and now she looks like every girl with hair and makeup. Yeah, every girl with like lots of money and people telling you what to do before we go to our athletic and questions where you're going to help people solve their problems. OK, I want to ask you about boobs and lips. How's it going? It's it's going really well. I mean, I'm going to kind of in the midst of transforming it into a book. Oh no way that boobs, lips and blowjobs. Oh, shut up. No, for real, it's great. It's going to be like a big book. Like a memoir. No, like, yeah, a memoir. Do you a memoir by Morgan? I have a very important question. Do you enjoy giving a blowjob? I don't mind it. No, I do enjoy it. Sorry. We were on set the other day playing What would you rather do like than give a blowjob? You got somebody you love list as long somebody you love? Yeah, even. Yeah. So it's going to be a book. So is it going to be like a like chapter by chapter my life? Or maybe a chapter like chapter how you can be more like me? No, my life, really? What would you be doing if you were not doing television? Who knows? So thank God it worked out. No answer. I literally. I mean, I honestly OK. Financially correct? Correct. OK, let's be chilling. I think that that's the biggest misconception. I feel like money does not give you a sense of purpose. Oh no. Yeah. Mm hmm. So, oh, it's she has money, but she's nothing to do all day, so she wants to kill herself. Like, I know a lot of people like that. Yeah. So I'm happy. I mean, I always wanted to kind of be in this field. I mean, whether it was acting or something like this, just use my personality. So it's not that I want to be famous, I want to just be successful in what I'm good at. Will you do more spinoffs like Will you, do you you guys together, like a Jessica Simpson, a clichéd newlywed? I mean, listen, never say no, we have not been offered that. And that's what we want to do Beccause Brendan's actually like a really normal person. He has a real job. He's a real human. So I don't, I don't know. We'll see. I would like to kind of go my own route. Mm hmm. Oh, I love the book idea. Yeah. And an audio. Yeah. Oh my god. Apparently, those are the worst to me Beccause you have to be there for hours reciting the book. We can go in the background and every time you see something smiles and we'll be like, Yeah, yeah, we'll just. Have apps for that. Yeah, OK, Morgan, who has enlightened us already, is going to help us fix everyone's lives. Hey, lady, thank you. Ask the LadyGang. Oh, right. So this last section of last asks the LadyGang is where you are helping us with our listeners advice. So you got to be on your game, OK in your brain? To listen. You have to listen to what I'm saying. OK, if you guys want to ask us questions, then you can tweet us, Instagram US hashtag last. Ask the LadyGang or email Hello LadyGang at gmail.com. All right. So the first question comes from Caitlin Caitlin Sowell, an email, and she says, I work in fashion. My boss has made it her mission to belittle me. Oh, she yells and criticizes me. She's a real life devil wears Prada. I've tried standing up for myself, but it doesn't help. What do I do? Welcome to real life, right? I mean, you just stick it out. If you're not being fired, it means she likes you. She she's testing you. Yeah. Also, women are b***hes to work for. Mm hmm. Yup. Here that feminists. Really sorry they are. I mean, yeah, there's just more emotions involved. Like men have really mastered that ability to like not make things personal. Correct. I'm not saying every woman, I'm sure are going to like so many hateful tweets, but I don't really care. But like women, it's like, it's hard. We have a lot of hormones coursing through our bodies, and it's really easy to like, lash out. I think we're moodier than men. Oh yeah. Make your way more. And also, perhaps this boss has bad communication skills, and she's not able to articulate what she really wants from you. So sometimes there are people that get yelled at all the time, but it's Beccause they're not listening and they're not really getting the message of what is needed from them. So I would check yourself before you wreck yourself, number one and just make sure, are you listening to what she's really saying on Are you being that person? And if you are, and she's still acting that way? Welcome to real life. I get yelled at every day. Actually, that's why I don't get yelled at, but I would say three to five to seven times a day. I feel like I've done something horribly wrong. Also, the boss might just be a b***h. Totally might be mean. And sometimes the people who are the loudest make it to the top. Yeah, I agree. OK. All right. So the second question comes from Dee Muth Denise on Twitter and she says Waxing laser shave or mother nature ladies, what do you do? What's your body, hair and your nether regions? Not the latter. I wax. Wow. Ooh, I'm surprised you seem like a laser to me. I haven't done it. No, I love laser. I'm going to start. I just haven't walked out that time yet to laser before the wedding. I do. But the promise is like I every time I like, I'm always at the point where I need to wax. For some things I'm like. But here's the thing with laser you can shave. You don't have to grow your hair out. You do it like shave. How many times until it really dissipates? I can't do it. I've done it like never at times. And it's gone away. Oh no, I did like seven sessions in Las Vegas, and I've never had cuter hair again. Wow. But back, how often can you do it? I'm making Mike this person's question about me. So you sorry, you're well done, both Denise. You're supposed to do it like every six weeks, but you notice after like one time. Oh, OK, she doesn't think I did it twice. So I just have like little bald spots. Really? Oh, I only went twice. It hurts so bad it felt like a staple gun. Did you ever? I get it? No, it doesn't. Yeah, I've been watching it. Holly do a tenth of waxing. Did you do that? Feels like coming clean. Yeah, it's so dynamic. Forty five minutes. You got to do the numbing cream for 45. OK, so I'm going to lay flowers out. I done. No, I mean, for someone that's on yachts. I feel like, but I just do a wax two weeks in your gut like a true, you know, 10 o'clock. I have to grow. Yeah. And then some, you're between now. And if you're not like a hairy beast, I don't know what your situations are, but yeah, OK, anyways. All right. Question number three is from Carson Lily on email, and she says advice for people wanting to become less shy and put themselves out there more. That's you, Morgan. I have listened. What was it? What about being shy? What did I tell you? I know it was something Beccause I thought it was like, I didn't know I was going to have to go first. So what was this advice for people that are shy that want to put themselves out there? I mean, I don't even know how you give somebody advice on that Beccause I've never had that problem. I mean, I get socially awkward for sure. Running into people who don't want to see is like the worst thing ever. I feel like you just need to not think so much about it and like, maybe have a c**ktail and just go say, hi. Drinking helps, and everyone's always more comfortable than you are. There's always someone in the room that's more uncomfortable. And I also think that people, Beccause I used to have this thing when I was younger, that I always thought it was so awkward. But nobody really notices. Nobody notices anything. You look at a picture of yourself and you're like, But they're going to see that and then you show somebody they're like, I don't. What are you talking about? Self-absorbed to care about anything else? It's it's so true. Like, everyone's like, Well, what? He's thinking about you at all. Nobody else. I'm like, like when I had to take pictures like with other people and try to make my mind up to do this like I want to do a group shot is that, oh, just give me the single Instagram, she said. I don't want to do a group. I also don't get any like five shots buys a group. They never go ahead. Why do we see they're never good? And where am I putting that? Yeah, where am I putting that? Facebook? Maybe I don't know. That's all. Don't check. Well, I need a T-shirt about I don't do group shots. I don't do group shots. Oh, my God, that's the greatest thing. No, Beccause you go places and people are like, let's take a group shot and then you're like, I'm never going to put this on Instagram in my whole life. You care about Instagram. You're not going to put a group of people that don't care about it, but they're like, Oh, Facebook, people love group groupies love it and you Typekit. And then not all eight girls like it. And you're like, Of course, you don't effing like it Beccause there's eight of us, Beccause there's eight of us and one of you has your eyes closed. It's not my problem. Do it on our own time. I know I really like you. I really like you back. I'm so happy to be here. OK, OK, this is so OK to wait before we and I forgot to do this. You can get 24 20 percent off on Jac Mediacom with the Code LadyGang. You can get 20 percent off with the code. I don't do group shots anymore. I can see your codes like, OK, well, Morgan. Yes, you know, I loved you before, but I feel like I really you're really authentically like just down to earth cuz I like down to earth. I get that a lot. Yeah, you are. Beccause I expected you to be just a little bit fancy. Did you? Yeah, but you're not. You're hitting me. I'm like, sweaty. And I mean, that's probably an ally, a leather Jacet. But other guys? Oh yeah. So she's not back down to Earth, but you're really wonderful. Everyone go check our boobs and lives. It really is a great blog. Mostly, check out her Instagram, which is our boobs and lives Beccause no group shot. We'll never see her shot on the bikini body. Inspiration for summer is strong. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding ! We can't wait to see it all unfold on this season of rich kids. And y'all, if you like this podcast, please subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. 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