Venmo for Jesus with Laci Mosley

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Visit all of and Unicom's lady for 20 percent off your first mani system. That's all Ivy and Jay Unicom's last lady for 20 percent off your first mani system. Well, what is this? Welcome to the LadyGang at the museum. Say that again. The Lady Gaga, things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin and Jac Vanek. Hello. Hello. Hello, welcome to the LadyGang, I am Becca Tobin here with Jac Panic and Co. Ltd.. Hello. No cult. If you want to talk about your bangs, you need to talk about it before we start. Her new shag? Well, I got a new haircut and I, you know, I've been thinking about it for like years, as you know, and we've talked many times and people like, don't get bangs. And then it was funny Beccause I went and the guy was like, Oh, you have the same thing that this girl that I just cut bangs on has, which is like, my hairline goes super far back on my head. So like, I'm essentially like a 45 year old man's hairline. Like, there's know on the side, you know, like a Jennifer Aniston has like a hairline that is like, very so have the big forehead. And then I have like only really just the patch in the middle to be the bang. So and then I've calyx on either side. So I'm like, I'm not a great candidate for bangs, and I know that I've had bangs like bang bangs, and I kind of went in asking for bang bangs and he talked me out. You did? Yeah. What? What what did you bring for? Like an inspiration picture? I brought like like a picture where this would have the bang would have been like some bang would have gone flat and then some. Well, you can go and have them just cut some wispy like that's what's in right now is like the little wispy in the front. But I think that what he did was perfect for you. Yeah. Like, perfect for your face. Perfect for your hair. You look young and like disheveled and like, you don't really care. But like, it's all put together. Just woke up, guys. Like, I just slept on this. I haven't even done anything to it. So it's it's kind of like, I think it's great. It's I tried to dry. I've done all the experiments that you do on a new haircut, right? Like I I hate it when people blow dry my hair and then curl it Beccause it just makes us so flat and that's what hairstyles always do. So that's what I had on day one, day two, I tried to sleep on it. It was like too greasy, whatever. So then I tried to air dry it with a little bit of that sorbet, curl gel in it and to see like, Oh, my natural curl. Like, Come out with this haircut, kind of. But the banks are an issue. Banks don't dry naturally. You can't naturally drive. No. So I may try to naturally dry and then blow dry the bank. And then this hair right now is the rope curl with a tiny bit of like a a ring let a curling iron bang. But Becca, I know I haven't even brought out my set of brushes or my blow dryer yet to experiment with this hair. And but I'm excited that I did it. I felt great when I did it. I felt like I was cutting off like, you know, and weirdly, my hair is like, Sorry not to make this whole podcast about my hair, but it's very emotional. I don't know if this is a scientific thing or not, but I swear to God, once he cut my hair, all the grey went away. I know that's not how it works. So, but like, I had so much gray and I what it is, is like the way he cut it. It gives your hair a lot of body. Yeah, so it's not like slick down the center part where you can see grays. It's like me now. It just looks like dim. Yeah. So two questions. Yeah. Did you find it sexually arousing to have your hair cut by a straight man? Oh, he's straight. Yes. I think people just assume when guys are cutting hair that they're not, but they're always sort of straight dudes in L.A. and maybe other places. Is this the guy that you had a whole thing that you were like, Yes, yes, into him? Yeah. Like not into him so much as into the act of having my hair cut and played with by a straight man? Yes. OK, well, now I'm like reversing back to this thing. Well, first of all, I thought it was kind of a f**kin dick. Like when I first sat down and I'm like, OK to say that Beccause now we're friends. But like, at first I was like, Are you happy? I'm here? Are you thankful for my being a customer like this guy gets? No. He's like, OK. And then I was showing pictures like, You don't want that. You don't want that. I was like, You don't wanna get down to business, dude. That's what I want it. I went, I broke up with my old hair people Beccause I want to be a new person, and I wanted someone who doesn't know my skin trauma, doesn't know my life, doesn't know that I had a bad wig, doesn't know that the redhead stage like, doesn't know anything about me. I want them to look at my face and say, This is what would be cool on this girl. Like, I don't want you to know I'm a loser. Like, I want you to think I'm cool. So I brought my Gucci wow bag. I wore a nice outfit like I really played it, and he was kind of mean, like just he was like, whatever. And maybe he could feel like the desperation aspiration. Yeah, the desperate energy. His vibe is very like he's born and bred Calliefornia. So Calliefornia dudes like Southern Calliefornia dudes are gives a little like cool. Too cool for school. Yeah. And give enough. Yeah. But he texted me or deemed me Beccause I was like, Oh my God, her haircut looks so good Beccause you storeyed it. Yeah, and he said, he's like, I love her. Thanks for sending her. Oh, well, it was interesting Beccause then we talked about you and like, he was like and think, look at Becky's hair like, I just fix that up. And I was like, I think she's had a haircut, but like ten other people. But OK. But anyway, he was so nice and so lovely. And then we started talking. I was like, So tell me about the space. Like we we started having a total nerd out on being small business owners, and that's where we fell in love. Like he was cutting my hair and he was talking about like taxes and insurance and how he has this space and taking time off. And he could be at a salon and probably have an easier life. But he wants to be on his own. And I was like, totally, and I was telling you about all the times we had sued and like, it was really all the time. You got time, you got us threatened to be sued. Well, to know to all of that wasn't even like we weren't even served papers. Right, right, right. No, you're right. You're right. OK, so the one, anyway, we like, had a whole moment and and I was like, No, I have the tax guy like, you know, I was I was really cool Beccause I think he probably listen. I'm thinking way too much about what this man thought of me like, just come and go. But I was like, You probably thought it was like some dumb L.A. girl. And then I was like, Oh, do you have like, what's your insurance like? What if someone slips and falls like some? Anyway, he made me feel really hot, like I when he was hitting my hair, I was like, I still have some moxie left in this b***h. He has worked next to Chris McMillan for like a million gazillion years, and that's Jennifer Aniston's number one. The only person that touches her head of hair is Chris McMillan. And that's Dom's like, right? He was like his protege. Yeah. So it's a it's a whole nother school of hair, like a whole nother vibe of hair. It's super star. You're welcome that I took you in to cut your hair and touch you with my magic hands. I agree. I agree. And I will say, like, it was so fun Beccause I'm so used to being like, I know we're going to stop talking about with Ken haircut, but I'm so used to being, like, kind of disappointed by my beauty. Like, I go in with all my Pinterest boards and I'm like, I'm going to be this girl. And then like, I come out and I'm definitely not that girl, you know? Oh my god. But I did like when he cut my hair and style that and he started, like fluffing me. I was like, Oh s**t, this is the best haircut I've ever had, like. It was so beautiful. Yeah, I love it. Looks great. Thanks. OK, should we continue with the show or should this just be an hour of me talking about? No, let's continue. You know what? There is something so emotional about a haircut, and I understand why. For some, yes. Well, on Instagram people or it's like emotional. It's like emotional when you accidentally get cut a mole and then it ruins your life for three years. So thank God we grew that up before this wedding. OK? Oh my God. All right. Well, it's time for a good week. Yes, it is bad week. Oh no. I'm going to go. So my bad week is that you too are trying so hard on tech. Talk to me. TikTok happen. Well, one of us has had two viral videos in the past viral, though, Beccause four and a half million views in two and a half million views. OK. All right, good. It's pretty viral, but I just want to tell you guys I. As an outsider, I don't want a yum, your yuck if you're enjoying it. That's great. But I just want to tell you the Instagram the Tik Tok content. Is very difficult to be good at it. Oh, yeah. And the talent on tech talk is out of this world. You're not wrong out of this world, like could be winning Emmys if they were had such a thing on tech talk. But here's the thing about tech talk is. Yes, but there's also a lot of mediocre content on there that does go viral, and it's actually not that hard to be a TikTok star. From what I have learned in the past week. So like my star is rising on Tik Tok, my star has been falling on Instagram for the past, like five years straight. So I'm like, I'm going to go where the people like me. But here's my question for you is like. If you like, what's the end goal? Jac, you say all the time you don't want to be famous. No, my end goal is always to make money. I'm like, I can use this platform and blow up on this platform and then use it to sell something as Instagram continues to take away my organic views on anything I do. Tick tock is like everyone will view this. The amount of comments I don't know who the f**k you are. Why it's on my page. You're welcome. I was, I was told the trick for TikTok. I'll help you guys Beccause I don't want to be a naysayer and I don't want to be judgmental. I mean, I think I already was. But I did get a trick and a tip on a influencer trip. I went on. So what you should do is in your caption, you make it so that people are screaming in your comments like something along the lines of here's the three best movies on the planet and you put the three and then everybody's like, You missed this one? Or like, Oh yes, yeah. Or like, where they're you. They think you're dumb Beccause you didn't think of something, but you purposely make it look like they forgot something. So people scream at them. OK. This is going to be part of my good week, bad week. So I'll talk about it. But that's exactly why the two of my my videos have gone viral Beccause the video with Jared's hair was about his hair transformation from like when we first started dating, when he had like, I did know I loved it. But why it went viral is Beccause all the people in the comments were like, He is not a ginger, how dare you blah blah blah? Beccause I was like my ginger Jesus. That's why that one went viral, Beccause people were furious, arguing you were so mad. And then I even believe I even had to text Jac and say, I have always thought that Jared was a strawberry blonde. Well, he has a strawberry blonde, but he was born with bright red hair, and he has a body full of freckles. Are you not a ginger if you have strawberry blonde hair? Apparently not. According to the TikTok comments that I was getting, I thought you were going to say that the comments were that he was so hot with short hair, too, Beccause I want to know what's going to happen. I wanted to message you. Listen, I love Jared, and he's a rock star in that long hair is wonderful and that's I know you love long hair, but I also think he's so handsome with short hair. There was like one video that you took of him at a at a table, like eating dinner or something. I was like, Oh my God, Beccause you notice his face when he has shorter hair, when he has long hair. He could be a butter face, but you wouldn't know. But he's not. I know. But you have so many videos on your phone of Jared just smiling at you. Like, I don't have a video of Chris Knight looking up from a plate of food, either smiling and being impressed with me anyway. So that's my bad week is maybe it's me feeling left behind Beccause yeah, you got to start your series bad. But here we know. Well, I have to. I have to mention this. I just think it's so funny that like, I made a choice last week, I'm like, I'm going to start doing TikToks. And then like two days later, after my viral video, all of a sudden Keltie's posting for a. That's not why I did it. Then why is it nothing to do with it? I have. Oh my god. Well, this is my good. This is all done. This is just going to be a big circle back. OK. Circle back. My bad week is this we went to dinner for my birthday and it was lovely. And Babs is at the point where she's almost a year old, so we trust her out not being in a crate so she and Orly can live their lives and be sisters together. You know, when we when we leave and keep each other company. So a couple weeks ago, I'm trying to think of what order to tell this story. And now this is what I'll say. So I wake up this morning and all these lying next to me and I'm like, God, she's getting so fat. Like, she's just age is just not doing her, you know, at all good dog paws, dog paws. So the hormones are just, you know, so I go and I feed her breakfast and I'm sitting there, and Babs has already eaten, and Babs is a pig, and she just breathes down Shirley's neck when she's eating. And I'm like, always waddling. She's so fat. How did this happen? It's like overnight, she's so fat, and then I go to switch over my laundry that I put in there last night. And I, in the laundry room is a giant bag of kibble that I accidentally ordered last week Beccause I I order. I wanted to order like the medium like totally fine bag to have in your kitchen. This was like the giant bag. They had pulled it from the pantry. Uh-Huh. Into the laundry room. I don't know how it's heavy as well, but the two of these b***hes went in there in the middle of the night or last night when we are dinner, dragged it into the laundry room, beat a hole in it in Shoney's buffet. All you can eat. I don't even know. I'm scared to know how much food, but all. That's why I noticed it overnight Beccause she's legitimately stuffed like. A sausage in food. You're lucky that they didn't. I don't want to get dark dye. They can eat them like a hobo like many times, almost Beccause your body like they can't digest it like. So should I call the vet Beccause I? Is it like, is it? It's probably been long and acting weird. I mean, she's just acting lazy, but that's normal. Yeah, just like, make sure she has tons of water and don't have anything to eat today. I accidentally already fed or breakfast Beccause I saw the bag of food after I fed her breakfast. Oh my god. These little b***hes like dragging it. I just would have loved to have seen like footage of it. It would have on Why don't you have an interior? I wish. Oh yeah. So there we go. Jac, you're good week. You're viral. Well, my good week is part of why I'm viral. They just announced this email festival in October that is on King believable and is too amazing that it almost seems like it's not real. And the best part of it is now everybody is thinking it's going to be like the IMO, just Beccause it's too good to be true. Isn't it like 300 acts in one day? Yeah, yeah. So I was so confused when I was like, This is all in one day. Like, How am I going to see Dashboard and Paramore and like, it's lot. It makes me very sad. I know it makes no sense. And like, everybody is like, what is happening? But that's kind of how Warped Tour was like. They'd have like eight stages and each stage had like two parts where a band would go for 30 minutes and then immediately the other band would start. So I don't exactly know how it's going to happen, but I'm so excited inside scoop. He doesn't know Jac. Most importantly, and you didn't answer me when I put this on your Instagram, are you going to do it? Jac Vanek tent. Well, I need to finagle my way to figure that out somehow Beccause I had this sorry for partying tank top. I'm going to wear it. I'm going to be 25 again. Jac Benny bracelets like up the a*s. Like, I want to do the whole thing. Yeah, you could make a million dollars on Jac Vantiq bracelets. People will be so nostalgic. Oh, they were totally by them. I'm so excited. Oh my god. Who are we having sex with from these bands? Just getting old ladies? Well, the amount of guys that I have made out with that are going to be playing that show. It's astronomical. So that'll be really fun. I'm just like, I better get my s**t together before the it's so funny Beccause Jac was like she texted us and she was like, Hey, guys. October 22nd, like, I'm going to be out of town. I'm not going be able to do anything is like, our book is coming out. We're going to be on tour. And I was like, Oh, this b***h, like, who's getting married? Like, just never was like, Oh, Jac Mort, I'm off. And then I saw it as far and I was like, Oh, I'm not available either, you idiot. Oops ! Is well, the best part is we were driving in the car and Jared shows me this ad for the show. He's like dude looking and seeing this festival is and I'm like, going through it. I'm like, You guys are playing and he's like, Wait, what? We're playing? And it's like, Yeah, look your names. I'm like zooming in. I'm like, the man's right there. He's like, Oh my God, we're playing. And then an hour later, it gets to, No. So I was like, Wow, you really have no idea what you're doing. I bet they're doing that thing that people do in Hollywood, where they tell every, like all the A-listers that they want in their movies like you want George Clooney and Julia Roberts wore what you do is you go to Julia Roberts and say, George has already agreed to do this. Oh, he's connected already, so you're safe to say yes. And then you go to George and say, Julia has already committed, so you're safe to say yes, that's what they're doing. They're announcing all these bands and they're like, Well, Avril Levine is king going. Of course I'm going. And Avril Lavigne is like, What do you mean? Yep. Yes, there has to be it. I mean, it must, which makes me think it could be a little fiery. I mean, I guess we'll see. I think it's definitely not going to be enough bathrooms like, I'm just putting it out there. We need an adult diapers. Is that happening? It's in Vegas on some festival grounds. I don't know why. They don't just make it to it. It's a whole thing. But your life. It's not our job. Probably Beccause not all those people are committed. But think of the after party. Oh my god, it's going to be. It's going to be the best. I'm going to rage, rage my face off. My bad week was that nobody believe that Jared was a ginger, so I'm already won over that. Bummer. Okay. Well, my good week is that I'll explain my ticktalk. So I I keep these as you guys know, I keep these notes in my phone of just like brilliance. I would call it like drops of genius that just come to me at various times through my life. And I, I hold on to them and I'm not sure when I'm going to use them. But like so about a year and a half ago, I got this idea to write a book called Keltie Knight Tries Too Hard, and it would be all the stories of like when I was trying to make Keltie happen, and it would be like funny celebrity interviews and celebrities that were a*****es. And, you know, it would be kind of like a Ross Mathews book, if you will. Now, I'm not a Ross Mathews, so I understand that I needed to wait until my star got a little higher to sell this book. But some of the my best stories actually made it into our new leading lady secrets, our new book, and so I really don't have enough material now to do my own book, but I came across this note that I had made of Keltie Knight tries too hard and I was like, Huh? And then I I was, you know, I had recently been on this trip to Jordan with my and on my my tour guide who loved me and he'd been googling me like from Jordan. And the pictures that come up can hideous. Like, I don't know why the oldest, ugliest outfit like it can't be me looking amazing. Late last week, it has to be like how Google works in 2011 in a top hat, you know? And I was like, This is so ridiculous. And then I started looking through the photos and I was like, It's just a wealth of information Beccause I have done nothing except try so hard on red carpets for 10 years. And I was like, This needs to be celebrated. I need to, you know, be I just want I need to know what my niches. If I can't dance on tech, talk like I don't know what I'm supposed to do there. And so I was home alone. Chris was at hockey. I made one video and I couldn't stop laughing, and I was like, This is so f**king ugly. And then I looked at all the other outfits and I was like, This is so great. So I have forty seven videos. You guys of all really performing what? How are they good for me? They're doing great. I'm not as good as mine. Well, not as good as yours. But yours is a f**king masterpiece. That's a Picasso. This, but also, you know, you have to find your niche. You do have to find your niche. So I love this for you Beccause I feel like it will be successful. Well, I'll tell you something. The views are mediocre, like 50000. But the comments? Highest comments, the engagement. Insane. The amount of people that are following me that I didn't know were following me that I've come out of the woodwork to comment very high. So I thought, Wait, I need to go back. You've already made 47 videos. I made them all in one night. Oh, I was just sitting here for two hours and I had all the photos and I finally figured out how to find green screen thing worked on Tik Tok and I just made them all. And now I'm just going to post one every day. And I love it Beccause I'm, you know, I'm f**king so upset about turning 40 and I'm like, No, you know what, county 30 year old you was gross. Like, You're so much better. It's really making me feel good. And not all the videos are me tearing myself apart. Sometimes I get it right, guys. Some true. There's like a couple times where I was hot and I'm going to celebrate that too. So have you or has the top hat made it? And yet it is coming soon. OK? What about the Mumo with the members haircut? OK, and then I thought, Beccause it's doing so well that I may do a LadyGang like review as well. What do you mean you're wearing? Beccause we have so many photos together now. Yeah, we knew we were going to use us as an idea. I do think I do think that there is a TV show somewhere within Keltie Knight tries too hard. Yeah, I really think that that character of just a woman desperate to have and make her mark and just the ways in which she shamelessly goes about doing it is genius. Thank you. Well, that's why you need your tech. Talk to just blow up and then, you know, and then I'll go sell that idea like a chair. Go, OK, here's my bad week. So as you know, I've been talking very long for the last year about my arthritis, my self arthritis. Yeah, and my feet can hurt. My hand hurts like everything hurts. And finally, in 2022, as like Keltie, you got to stop taking care of everyone around. You take care of yourself. So I made all these appointments to go see all the doctors and be like, OK, I can't sleep at night. Like, What's wrong with my feet? So go to the doctor, Dr. Raven and who? Who's, by the way, Silver Fox makes me more even a hot doctor. Dr. Raven, he did all my. He did my hand surgeries. Anyway, he's so smart. He like, loves me. We have we email anyway. So I came in and I was like, Oh my God, my arm, like, I'm so stop. Like, you know, and he goes, Oh, well, it's carpe now. And then he's like, Well, OK, I think maybe this is tendonitis you need to like, just do massages and do this other stuff. I was like, Can you not just go in and cut this tendon out? He's like, Well, I can, but I wouldn't do that. I was like, OK. So then I was like, Well, while I'm here, can you just take a look x ray my feet Beccause my getting arthritis is so bad? So the x rays my feet and he looks around the joints and stuff. He's like, Yeah, there's actually no arthritis here at all. And he's like, Let me give you this forearm like you. You should go see this foot specialist like a podiatrist, whatever. I was like, OK, so then I laughed. I didn't get the forms Beccause I was like, pissed off that he couldn't just like, magically fix me with a pill or a surgery. Like, I'm like, Oh, I have to do exercises, who's going to do that? So he takes me. My sister only gave you one of the two brochures I wanted you to have kind of my fault, actually, but I emailed you the brochure for your far forearm and wrist tendinitis. Let me know if you have any questions. By the way, you are not getting bad arthritis everywhere. It just hurts a little more and takes longer to recover when you're about to turn 40. Smiley face take care and I wrote the worst prognosis old. Yeah. Also, only you would go around claiming to have arthritis or what? Four years to now only be revealed that you've never been diagnosed with arthritis. I know professional. I'm just old. It's fine to find her identity and it's within the right right. It felt like arthritis. How do you know if it felt like arthritis? If you don't have arthritis? Well, it hurts. Like, I don't believe that every old elder is walking around with this kind of foot pain. It hurts in the morning. It hurts in the night. When did your feet start hurting? Like, really, really bad, like two years ago? Could it be the subfloor that you're walking on? Oh, f**k you. It could be. Maybe I need carpet, I mean, I never I'm always in a shoot out, but yeah, you're right. I don't know. I'm going to an expert in hell anyway. I'll see. You can get like a good house shoe that's a little slightly orthopedic. I have an orthopedic house shoe right here. I'll show you where it is. Orthopedic shoes. All I wear 24-7 is orthopedic shoe. And she loves talking about it, though, so I feel like you've just got to lean into it. Mm hmm. All right. Where are the sneakers, orthopedic boots? See, my whole life. I just want to feel happy inside. I just thought it was savage. Dr. Raven was like, You don't have arthritis. You're just old. Dr. Raven, you are my favorite doctor. OK, come back. We got things to talk about. I'm going to tell you something crazy is so we have a new sponsor, LadyGang, called Zaineb. 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Mm-Hmm. So let's begin. Allegedly, what's happening? Our guy, Machine Gun Kelly? No, we. They just got engaged, right, Beccause I was I was I couldn't figure out if they had gotten engaged a year ago and they were hiding it Beccause that's what I think a lot of people are doing these days is secretly getting engaged or marrying each other and then like not talking about it until a year later. So this is recent. This just happened. Yeah. OK. And the ring is, I mean, so much thought went into it. It's two stones, a diamond, his birth stone and an emerald, her start. And it's two rings and they magnet together Beccause they're like soul sisters or whatever it is when flames do inflammable sisters, blood brothers. So then like, there was this Daily Mail article about like Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox Bath Ritual and they're like in the bath. And then you just see their toes and they have matching pedicures and they're in the bath. It's just their legs and there's like rose petals and candles. So I guess my allegedly what's happening here is like, at what point does this get stale for them? Like, does it ever get stale? I guess. So like when? Soon, I don't, you know, I don't know, Beccause like they might also just be two types of people that like thrive in a state of chaos. So it might be one of those things that it's always going to be exciting to them Beccause they're creating drama, that kind of stuff. I felt like when I saw the video of them getting engaged, I don't know how this happened. I was probably on my Explore page. I was like, that reaction from her might be her worst acting she's ever done in her whole life. She knew it was coming. Obviously, I mean, obviously, you can't possibly not know what's coming unless you're an idiot. So her reaction? I want you all to go and look at it. It is horrifying, horrifying how bad of a job she did at faking being surprised. And they had it like if he picked out that ring completely with a note. None of her input like that is a riskier move to make. That ring is very specific. Yeah, I do like the ring, though I do like a double stone ring situation. I I I am heartbroken for myself Beccause now if he's happy, that means we're never getting my best friend song again, which is my jam. It wakes me up in the morning. You know my ex. And that makes it all feel complicated. And it's it's a scam artist to win the backseat of a black car in New York City. I'm like, Oh my God, I'm so turned on and I'm like hiking in the hills. Wow, wow. Gun Kelly. Congratulations, Pete and Kim. It's shocking. I'm actually mostly shocked with Connie and what's her face, Julie, Julia Fox, Julia Fox and fact that she's wearing such low rise pants. Oh, that's right. Take one for the team of women. Nobody wants this pant. Here's where I'm struggling. The fact that they're just so out in the open, and she's so for lack of a better term, like the poor man's Kim Kardashian, the way she he's dressing her, it's almost like he's trying to get Kim back by turning this other woman into the closest thing to Kim. He can, and she's like, this little guy. He made Kim. Yes. To prove that, like he's the he's the master behind the curtain, the cat. And he is Beccause I mean, he is he's cuckoo, but he's brilliant. And that's what he's doing. It's like, Oh, there can be another Kim K. Watch me. Well, the thing that I think is interesting about it, too is she was like a massive Kardashian fan, like she watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Like every season she talked about in a podcast that she was like a super fan. So that's interesting. And then also, I thought, OK, there's so many things she's like writing her own articles about their days like, Yeah, it's Keltie Knight on another level. It's crazy, like the coolest girl in the planet next to this Julia girl. Like, she's it's piranhas. It's she's like Beyonce. She's like, Maybe I'll do like a weekly, you know, article about our date nights. I'm like, What is going on here? How is this so bizarre? It happened? That seems weird. Like there should be more mystery Beccause she's she's a beautiful person. Like, Yeah, she's stunningly gorgeous and she's a legitimate actress. So they could have kept it cool. But her divulging all the information is just weird. Well, the first date that was on Interview magazine, of course I read it Beccause I'm a w***e for this kind of thing. But it was sponsored by Diesel Guys, the clothing company. Yeah, so I follow like obviously, I follow all the PR companies on Instagram and like one of the I think it was La La La La Chambray PR, whatever. Mm la chamber. I don't know whatever. Anyway, Shaumbra camera anyways, so like I read, the article is like whatever. I didn't think anything of it. And then I was on Instagram and it was like our client. Diesel was happy to provide the clothes for Ye and Julia's date night, as featured in Interview magazine. I was like, Oh, he didn't even buy those clothes. He just it was a PR stunt. Oh my God. I mean, I would love it. I don't even like to pack like, honestly, if you gave me her friend a diesel, I'd be like, I'm good. That's those low rise pants I know. Well, they're an interesting pair, and Kim and I don't really care about Kim and Pete, you know? Well, that's what he just took all of the attention off of them. He was like, Watch me, do you think he sat there? Actually, I'm pretty sure guaranteed. He probably sat there and made a list of women who he could potentially like a Tom Cruise style. Yeah, and he I'm curious to know how he landed on this person, maybe Beccause she didn't have much of a profile in her personal life happening and she was like, successful enough, mysterious enough. You know, like, how do you? I wonder who else was on that list? Mm hmm. You think it was any of us? I would doubt it. Maybe you, Keltie. I might be the last person that Kanye West wants to dress to be like, I don't know what to do with this child. The one thing I'll say about Kim and Pete is that they're going out for pizza like a lot. There's all and and and after watching Kardashians for whatever how many twenty five seasons like, we know that Kim only eats a salad. Do you remember when they went to Aspen and she was like, I said, No cookies in here. Like, Kim does not can eat a carb, so she's eating a lot like she's she's out for pizza dates, and I feel like I'm happy for her Beccause pizza is delicious, but this can never last. It's a it's a weird thing. I don't know what their angle is here. I don't either. It's bizarre. Fascinating. OK. The worst news on the planet. Cooking with Paris got canceled, guys. My favorite show after one season. Did you guys watch it? I actually did. I really liked it. I think I have a whole theory about this. I think the show did incredible. I think she was super expensive and Netflix was like, it's too expensive. Yeah, I think so much they had to pay those people to go on and cook with her and then like her fee is probably crazy. And do you think there's a big draw to watch that? It was f**king hilarious. It was like, Oh, the front page of Netflix for a while. I think so, Stu, maybe for you guys, I did not have that on my front page. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was really cute. I think that her personality is great. Mm hmm. But oh, I mean, I'd give anything to have this simple like anything was so funny. Anyway, I love Paris. I think she's a great. I watch her do anything. I want the simple life back. That's all. You know, there's a. Well, yeah, okay. Oh, inside info. No, no, no. We know it's a sponsor of Lady Gaga. There's a new show where they're basically taking all these celebrity kids and putting them on the farm. Oh, yes. But it's not Paris and local TV news. This is us is over. Does anyone care? No, no. I didn't watch it at all. Ever to. I mean, I think I maybe tried to watch the pilot for, like, I don't know, a couple of minutes and it just wasn't my kind of my kind of TV for that time of my life. You know what I mean? I may go back like the way that I did parenthood. I did not watch it when I was airing, and then I just went back a couple of years ago and couldn't get enough. So maybe that is the line. I don't like watching people dying and sick. Mm hmm. Too sad. Mm-Hmm. You just like watching people murdered and yeah, I'm like, really? Beccause you you watch a lot of crime. Your favorite like a nice soothing while you go to sleep. Sort of a watch, you know? Hey, God, this is actually funny. So this weekend, I was like chilling out with Chris, and we're watching Yellowstone and you guys watching Yellowstone. No, it's Kevin Costner. So it's like 70 years old and very attractive anyway. So we're watching Yellowstone and it's like it's pretty violent, some of the scenes and I don't do violence. And so I was like, we watch like three episodes on Sunday, and I was like, I can't do any more of this violence. I need a palate cleanser. So I watch The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and they're just beating the s**t out of each other the whole time. And Chris finishes, he goes, That wasn't much of a palate cleanser. It's intense. Oh my god, they really hate each other so much. Can we talk about Summer House being back? I haven't watched it yet. Oh, it just premiered the new season. It's just so good. It's just so good. I saw that. Clean it. Lindsay and Carl are dating now they're together and the greater social circle. Oh no, no, no. Carl was on our show. Yeah, yeah. Mm-Hmm. Oh yeah. He's found love again with his best friend. How it goes. It is cute. Yeah. Paige is with Craig from Southern Charm. Oh yeah, it's just. So is he on the show? He may be coming, but I don't. He's not there now. I just watched the first episode. I hope he's coming. I need to watch it. It's all right. When we come back, we have big news about our next husband. Today's episode of LadyGang is brought to you by Olive and June, so we're huge fans of all in June over here at the lady, we talk about them all the time Beccause all the June has completely changed our manicure game Beccause honestly, nothing is more annoying than having to go get your nails done. We need to do it at home on our own time, and now you can get beautiful nails with all the joon's many system, so it has everything that you need for a manicure in one box. And the best thing is this thing. There's invention called poppy, which is a patented brush handle that makes it so easy to paint with both of your hands Beccause I don't know about you, but when I do my manicure, my left hand looks amazing and the my right one looks like it was done by a four year old. 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I was actually hoping you wouldn't bring up this topic Beccause I feel like every time I look at the news, there's an article about them breaking up, and I don't understand why it's so important. Why? Cause he's like the hottest man in the entire world, man, but they're just so like, they're not like a, I don't know. I'm just like, uninterested. Oh my God. Mm. I think they're the coolest couple on the planet. The fact that they're together, like 20 years step child saying, like, you're like, Oh, the baby daddy is Lenny Kravitz. And that's cool. Like, I mean, it's just such a rock and roll. She's got such cool style. He wears a scrunchie like so hot, like that eyebrow scar, like so many things. I think the thing that triggered me with this was on the on one of the articles. It said they hadn't walked a carpet in two years together, and then I was like, Oh, the media, it's been covered for two. Oh yeah, that was the clickbait for me where I was like, I'm over this. They're trying to make more of it than it actually is, and I'm bored. Yeah. So I just I just think he's the most attractive man in the entire universe. So Mary and teams that were like, we hear the news about Jason Momoa and they're like every woman in the world being like, So there's a shot. Yeah. So you're telling me there's a chance. I mean, there's Zoe Kravitz, allegedly is actually Zoe Kravitz. And people have been pronouncing it wrong this whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, did you know that Keltie Knight is actually called? I met a Keltie, another Keltie. You did. Oh, really? Austin Yep. A woman who lives in my neighborhood. Isn't that so odd? She's unfollowing you. She's actually a clone. But they couldn't clone me perfectly. So it's just my insides with the outer body. A psychopath? Have you ever 9.30 a soap opera? Something? No. What were you named after? My dad saw some person named Keltie on public access TV, so maybe it was a soap opera. There's two counties named after me, one at the bank in Edmonton and then baby Keltie that we know on Instagram and then on Tik Tok. Speaking of my Tik Tok, I recently had someone comment another Keltie. Oh my god, hi. Other Keltie and I was like, How many Keelty's, you know? And she said, Just you and I said, Well, I know four and two of them are babies named after me. Oh my God. Incredible story. Yeah, so good. OK, riveting. This is very interesting. I went down a deep hole of celebrities ensuring their body parts. Mm hmm. So Heidi Klum arms legs. How much do you think they're insured for? Two million, 2.2 million. I saw your article. Oh, you did OK, but listen to this. Hmm. Then I was texting with Holly Madison, who's also been on the podcast. There was an article that she insured her boobs for $1 million. And I was like, OK, that makes sense. Like, she got to have those boobs. Yeah, but then Dolly Parton has her boobs insured, and she's only worth $600000. So I wrote Holly and I was like, I don't understand how Dolly's boobs are only $600000. I feel like she needs better legal advice. You should reach out. And she respond. She said, I'm going to make it to talk about it. Oh my God. What? I don't understand the concept of ensuring body parts like, I guess I do understand it. I'm not an idiot. I know how insurance works. But. Like, so if if Heidi loses a leg in an accident, then her insurance policy pays or $2 million? Right? But Beccause she couldn't work for the rest of her life Beccause she wouldn't have a leg, work is affected by it. Yeah, I also have a feeling that it's like for injury. So if if Heidi Klum, at the height of her modeling career, like busted her leg in a car accident and was in surgery and like on crutches for six months, she couldn't work and she'd probably lose a million dollars in work. Got it. Okay. I may not always like a dream for a disfigurement. Oh, I should be considering insuring some body parts. You know, what can we insure? Should we try? Yeah. Should we see how my midsection? Oh my God. That would be what you need to insure. Beccause if you lost that, although I don't know how you would be here, you know? Yeah, living, if you know that that went away. We need our middles. That's the one. My torso. Yeah. Should we think about it? You guys, should I send an email to like our insurance person to be like, Hey, we're getting really popular. We're interested in insuring some body parts. So we're wondering like what you can offer us for Jax Torso and like, just see what he says. Well, you better do your legs culty. Yeah. Speaking of, I mean, obviously Heidi Klum formula. Yeah, if I don't have my legs Newmar and miss it on zero dollars Beccause nobody wants me to come to their thing anyway, OK? I have to more the Hills reboot. It's been canceled. Y oh, allegedly. Per TMZ. The producers wanted to bring in a few new cast members, some young guys. Mm-Hmm. And the OGS were not into it. I have not confirmed or denied this with Spencer Pratt and Heidi, so I need to get into it. But there was like a bunch of the OGS allegedly didn't feel like they were portrayed correctly and didn't really like how set up everything was. I was like, It's reality TV. It's like Radio City don't even they like each other. You know, I understand this. It's how the cast of Glee felt about all of us coming in. If they could have left the show Beccause we were coming in, they probably would have, Beccause you're like, I built this s**t on my back, my hard work, you know? And then these b***hes get to come in and reap the benefits, you know, they're probably just a little salty about it. Yeah. Riding the coattails. Yeah, OK. I understand as the momager, though, like, it's just a bad business deal, for sure. Yeah. Guys, you need to get your heads out of your asses Beccause being on TV is what gives you the brand deals. The PR, the the free trips like now like you. But the thing is, is that what's crazy to me is that they've already been through the dry spell. It was a hot show and then they ended and they all went into like regular life and then it got rebooted and they were all hot again and paparazzi following you. And it's a big moment. Like, I would have been to MTV, like bring whoever the that you, Spencer and Heidi, were on board. Oh yeah, that's what I want to find out there. Smart business people. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, they were like, I hate all these people, but like, I'll still do it. So it's got to be some people that I don't know guys like, you can't drink your own Kool-Aid. Like, there's no other show for you. I don't know. Yeah, what else are you going to do like Big Brother? I don't know. That's one season, you know? OK, I have golf claps. I mean, big claps for Amy Schumer. So I'm going to just say this. So she posed on the beach and she had a, I think, I believe, allegedly like a full hysterectomy right after her child. I should have done a better job of this. She had two surgeries. One of them was like for a physical ailment. I think it was a hysterectomy, like something was wrong with her uterus after she delivered a baby. And then she also at the same time was like, Well, I'm going under, I'll get some lipo. Yeah, and she's, um, she posted this picture. She's on the beach. She's in this like one piece bathing suit. She looks in great, looks great. But I just love that she was like, Hey, guys, I had these surgeries. I had lipo. I also had this surgery for my health and like, I just wanted to do it and I've lost like, you know, 100 pounds and I'm feeling great. Like, Thank God, she just was so honest, you know? Well, and it's like, I think. In her caption, she said something along the lines of after two and a half years, her uterus just like didn't contract back. Yeah, which is so normal. Like that is a lot of the time all these women who have babies who quote don't lose their baby weight like they they could be trying. But their body is just like not going to let them go back to normal quite quickly. And like everybody, rushing women to get back to normal is just sometimes so unrealistic and not physically possible, right? Like, it's just so insane that. I don't know. I'm so I'm so annoyed with women who post. I know this is bad Beccause you should be able to post whatever you want. I hate when thin women post their post-baby bodies, like too soon after having their babies. I don't even have a baby. And it was. It was what Christine Quinn on Selling Sunset came back to the office like a week after the baby. And I was like, I just can you have like a postnatal zit like I was? I don't know. Yeah, that was wild. Well, yeah, I mean, she's just looks like she didn't even have a baby, which I'm like, Lucky you. But then, but I guess she's not. I think the women who like make the point to be like, and I got my body baby, my body back after baby when they were 100 pounds before they even had a baby, right? And I don't know. And it's like, so much of that is genetics, too. Oh my God. Especially if somebody is like promoting whatever workouts that they were doing or something. It's like, stop making people feel bad Beccause you have good genetics. Yeah, it's women feel like they've been hit by a Mack truck for like two years after delivering a baby. Yeah. I actually love that about. Well, I don't know. Like Christina, my you know, my my friend Christina, like after she lost her baby at eight and a half months, like she's been really open about like it's taken her two years and she has been raising her toddler and also putting herself back together. And I mean, it's her story to tell, but it's like she's worked so hard and her body is not. It is not pre-baby, you know, but like she was ill and sick and like, it takes a lot. It takes a f**king lot. And she's been doing every single thing and had the world sort of available to her. Like, I can't imagine if you don't have the ability to, like, go to an infrared sauna every day, you know? Anyway, yeah, live your life, women. You're amazing. I want to. I want to end on something really fun. Are you ready? Yeah. Yes, it's changed the vibe. Cracker Barrel has been ordered, I got a way to make money, guys. I got a way to make money. Crime Barrel has been ordered to pay a man nine point three million dollars after he was accidentally served a liquid cleaning agent instead of a water at a Tennessee location. Holy s**t, did he drink it? Yes. And so here's the idea. Jac, this is feel like you, as the youngest member of LadyGang could play the part of struggling country singer in Nashville, feel like Becca's better at that. But OK, just like, no, you're just you where you go in in a denim skirt and a crop, you don't know the way to look. The part I wear to look at the part like this is whole. You don't know you're going to have the part, you're going to get the job as the waitress. OK, OK, Becca, you'll be playing the part of the drinker. So you're going to order water, you're going to come in. It's going to bring in the cleaning agent. Jac is going to bring the cleaning agent. You're going to get sick Beccause I can't act. So you're going to get sick and then I'm going to come to your rescue. I'm going to play the manager. I'm going to be like, Oh my God, what happened? What happened? And I'm going to go investigate what happened? Collect the f**king clues for us. And then $9.3 million and then we go to jail. You miss the point that I would take the fall for that. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Totally. Cracker Barrel has been ordered to pay a mad Beccause we know this, guys. It's not your fault, Jac. I mean, it is, but I mean, it is you would be very sure that they sign that contract, that God, you're going to get fired, you're going to get fired from Cracker Barrel didn't even get sick. He had like a burning throat or something. Yeah, exactly. So Becca, you you're not going to die like you're. Have you seen the video that was going around a couple of years ago, a guy that was staying at like a Hampton Inn or some kind of hotel where they have the breakfast buffets in the morning? Mm hmm. He they've catch him on video surveillance like putting water on the ground and then like falling, Oh my god, amazing staging a fall. And then he tried to sue the hotel and then they just like roll the tapes of him pouring water on the ground and staging the fall. How humiliating. I loved that being. I love it. It's exactly what we're going to do. Yeah, kind of. All right. I'm going to leave you guys with just something to think about today is Tuesday. I want you to look up at the sky Beccause a massive asteroid is flying through the Earth's Solar System right now. It already happened. No, it's on to. This is going to be airing the Tuesday after this happened. Now it's happening this coming Tuesday, which is when this is how it happened yesterday. Oh s**t. OK, well, we didn't die. An asteroid flew very close, so very close like millions of miles. Yeah, it was 1.2 million miles away, but it was the closest anything has come to Earth since nineteen thirty three. And if you watched don't look up, you know that end of time is near near nine, not near anywhere. Wow, you really. That was a bummer. OK, well, we survived. You know, it didn't graduations. We're alive to get that job. Cracker Barrel. Every generation has had this mentality like or is it social media? We're going to die, that the world is going to end? Well, a lot of like previous generations had to deal with, like a lot of wars. So probably you just have losers on Tik Tok. Yeah, it's a spider on my wall. Well, see you next Tuesday. Yeah, I think we're done. See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening. The LadyGang is produced by Alex Ingber, Steve Delamater and Jared Monaco. Make sure you subscribe, rate and review our podcast. And if you love it, share with your friends on social media like, Oh my god, I just listen to lady. This upsets a great swipe bob to listen. And if you really want to, which we know you do. Please follow us on Social at Keltie at back at Jac Vanek and at the LadyGang. Sign up for our newsletter at the Lady Inc.com and join our Secret Facebook group. It's super fun. See you next Tuesday.