Adam opens the show telling Drew about a phone call he had with his father just moments before the show started and tells Drew about the contents of the call, including wether or not The Oscars came up... after Jimmy Kimmel had hosted for his first time. They also discuss calls from the left to make President Trump release his tax returns and the unfortunate reality of how wealthy people interact with and attempt to defeat the tax code within the confines of the law. And finally, Adam and Drew's initial false start for the phones leads them to figure the formula for a flaccid phallus and the telling of tool time. Followed by and attempt to create more COMRADErie in California.