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Stassi
01:14:51 11/19/2015

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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. A hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is Straight Up with Stassi. Hello, my little Khaleesi's. Yep. It is the week of, what, November 16th. And, like I said before, I I got my my boob reduction slash lift. And, I'm on medication. I also have had some wine slash margaritas. And I'm here with the most special guest I've ever had on my podcast because it's my best friend from home. Oh, so sweet. Sheena Menina. Sheena is my best friend from New Orleans. Most of you guys know that I grew up in New Orleans, and she's the opposite of me. And she's kind of a weirdo, just in a different way. Mhmm. She owns a juice bar and wellness cafe in New Orleans called Raw Republic. So if you're ever in New Orleans, go to Magazine Street. Check that s**t out. Because listen. Like if you're ever constipated and, like, you go to, like, her juice bar, she'll be able to make you s**t. We can make you do so many things, actually. Yeah. We can help with everything. Like, all of your needs. Yes. Sheena believes in, like, weird healthy healing. A natural substitute for everything, basically. Because it's possible. Is it really, though? Absolutely. I don't know. I mean, listen, you guys. So today, because of all of the medication that I'm on, it makes me constipated. Cool. And, I already didn't go to the bathroom, like, 2 days before I got my surgery, which was yesterday. And so I haven't gone to the bathroom now in, like, 3 to 4 days. And Sheena's, like, rubbing oil all over my stomach and, like like, hardcore massaging my stomach to try and get me to go to the bathroom. And nothing is working. Because you're not drinking enough water or eating enough fiber or taking enough probiotics. And honestly, there is only so much that you can do after pharmaceuticals. You have to do so much to rebalance after a surgery. It's very normal. Today's day 2, saucy. I know. It's not been that long. Listen, s**t. I have to be patient. No. I can't be patient when I have a pile of poo in my stomach. You know what I mean? When I have a pile of poo that's really hard in my stomach. I can't be patient. It hurts. I feel fat and it's just like not comfortable. I understand. I really appreciate you rubbing oils all over my stomach and trying to massage the s**t out literally, but nothing's working. You guys, I have tried, like, 4 different laxatives. I have drank a shot of espresso, iced green tea, some of Sheena's iced coffee. Senna tea. Yeah. That whatever that is from a juice place that like makes you like go to the bathroom. Nothing is working. It is rock hard in there. Literally worked for me in like 30 seconds. Yeah. So tomorrow when I leave, it's just gonna everything work all at the same time. Oh, my God. Do you think that's I hope so. 100%. So you think that tomorrow when I wake up, I will, like, have the best Absolutely. Bathroom situation of my life? Definitely. It's gonna help that no one's gonna be here. Everything's gonna be quiet. It's gonna be yeah. It's gonna be great. Okay. So if you guys have been listening to my podcast for a really long time, Sheena is the one that tricked me into getting a Colonic. Colonic. Basically, I don't know why we're friends because she tricks me into getting a hose up my a*s which hurt more than I think. Right now I'm desperate. Right now I'm desperate to get a hose up my a*s. I actually told you I would give you an enema. I said that. And I believe I would give you an enema if you needed it. Well, right now I'm thinking that I need it. Maybe I should Postmates it. Maybe I should get on my app, my Postmates app, and ask somebody You can order one. To deliver me, an enema Enema kit. So that you can shove it up my a*s. We could put coffee in it too. That's disgusting. Maybe you could, like, soak it in vodka. No. So, like, you could get an enema. That's how people die. Uh-uh. That's how people just get, like, fun wasted really quick. Do you know someone who's done that? No. Do you? I've so heard of people doing that and putting it in their vagina. Yeah. I've heard of people soaking tampons. And dying. You have to talk loud. You have to speak up. I'm sorry. I tell everybody who's on my podcast. See, she's just like so soft spoken and nice. A little Indian. Yeah. But people need to be able to hear you. You need to be a little more abrasive, I guess. Yeah. See? But I now I can hear you. Here you are. So Sheena won, like, most attractive in our senior senior cla*s. So that basically just, like, sums up who she is as the person. Most dramatic and that pretty much sums up who you are. No. I didn't. I won most talented. Oh, that's right. Yep. That is right. Referring to your drama career. I guess so. Mhmm. Whatever. So yes. So basically, Sheena and I could be, like, literally couldn't be more different. Like, when I say we literally have, like almost nothing in common, literally we almost have nothing in common. She's the most she's first of all one of the smartest people I've ever met You're smart too. In a different way. True. And she doesn't like drinking or she doesn't really care. She just really wants to be healthy. Mhmm. You know, she's all into, like, meditation and s**t. Like This is what makes us good friends because we're so different. I know. I totally agree. Different aspects to each other's lives. Okay. So let It's important. Why don't you just, like, describe, like, what it's like to be you? Like, so you wake up in the morning. Do you have coffee? Sometimes have coffee. Usually, my morning routine is pretty intense. It's waking up, taking my dogs for a walk. I'm like cleansing I'm cleansing the night the opposite of intense? I'm cleansing the night before actually usually before then. So cleansing Like a perfect a perfect morning. Yes. But you a cleanse bath. Everything. Okay. So there are so many things that come up while you're sleeping. It could be, it could be energetic. It could be physical. So when you wake up in the morning, you kind of want to like rinse that off of you. You either take a shower, you drink some water, you scrape your tongue or brush your body with a dry skin brush. There are so many things that you can do to just kind of like cleanse and reenergize. Okay. So I try to do as many of those things as possible. Okay. Listen. I wake up and I shower and I use a loofah and I scrape my tongue and have a glass of water. I don't really think that's cleansing. I feel exactly the same after I'm done. Okay. I I usually continue. I usually don't follow that up with a mimosa. I usually go in Right. So it's a little different. I usually go take my dogs for a walk. I usually meditate for about 30 minutes. Okay. Stop you. I'm gonna stop you right there. What does meditating involve? Because like I'm imagining like, some Eat, Pray, Love s**t. Like Julia Roberts sitting Right. In the room with, like, flies and, like, she's in, like, a weird, like, Indian style thing, and you have to do this weird thing with your fingers, like, in your hands and make that, like, thing. Do you do that? The fingers are not necessary. Basically nothing is necessary. You don't have to sit a certain way. You don't have to wear something certain. It's basically just about your intention. And there are many different ways. There are many different cultures and many different modalities of meditation and I've done so many of them. But basically your intention is the most important aspect. So when you first start meditating, you kind of feel like, what am I doing? This is so boring. Yeah. It sounds like the most boring. All the thoughts in my mind are actually more important than the nothingness that you're asking me to concentrate on. But at some point, that starts to shift and the meditation and the clarity becomes one of the most magical experiences of your day. Well, you're you sound like you're describing an orgasm. Exactly. But I'm not thinking that it's like that. Because I can't think of anything more boring than just sitting there Indian style when, like, my back hurts and, like, thinking of nothing. I'd rather be thinking about, like, I don't know, polivore.com, what I'm gonna look up that I wanna buy, like new suede shoes or some s**t. Like, nothing that's so boring to think about. As a woman, I know that when I'm wearing, like, nice cute, like, lacy underwear and, like, cute a cute bra or something underneath my clothes, I automatically just feel way better about myself, and I think that men are no different. And that's why I've always said that Mack Weldon is the best when it comes to underwear and socks and and t shirts, any any undergarment because they specialize in, you know, something that people really aren't doing. Because when you go to a department store, what you have Calvin Klein, you have a few options to pick from and everyone's wearing the same thing, but Mack Weldon is so sleek. It's chic. The colors are are are, you know, they're in gray. They're in black. They're in white, and they're smart designs, and the fabric is an 18 hour jersey, and so they're so comfortable. It really is just like the top of the line type of underwear, and I'm really passionate about it. I don't like having sponsors that I don't like, and and I really, you know, I'm I'm really all about Mack Weldon underwear. I think men should have the nicest underwear. It says a lot about yourself, you know, as a dude. It shows that you really care. If you go to Mack Weldon because you you have to go to the website. That's macweldon.com because they only sell their things online. You can't buy it at a department store, and you use my code Stasi, you get 20% off your purchase. So if you're buying a lot of underwear, 20% off is a lot of money. So again, like I've said, Christmas is around the corner. Everyone likes to receive, like, nice underwear, nice undergarments. I just think it's a great gift for, you know, any man in your life. So I would highly recommend it because I feel like this underwear just, like, makes guys a 1000000 times hard hotter. So, you know, there's that. So macweldon.com. Use my code Stasse and you get 20% off. Alrighty. I mean, honestly, you have to you have to start trusting in the process of connection and health and start doing the things that basically people are are swearing by that are making their lives more meaningful and happy. Because at first, it honestly doesn't make dramatic changes. The changes are more subtle and you have to kind of you have to be invested. You have to continue. And then you start to see the changes and then you start to think that they are bringing more happiness and joy to your life. You're seeing that those small, those small little actions are actually adding up to something that is something that you wanna invest in. I know. This is so existential that I, like, I can't even be like, I lost track, like, the second word in to, like, what you just said. Like, I don't know what any of that means. Like, I don't know what that means. Okay. So let's let's think of one thing that you have changed about your life that you didn't think that was going to be that exciting but has actually wound up being one of the most profound and amazing things that you've ever done. I can think of 7 off the top of my head. For you or for me? For you. Okay. Give me one. Smoking? Yes. I quit smoking and it was awesome. Yes. Adderall? Sometimes I take it for fun. So I mean, I'm like not totally sober of it. Not being addicted? Not being addicted. Is better. Is better. Is creating a better life. It's creating a better life. Yes. You're not getting fast hits of Adderall every day, but you are substantially happier. That's true. Right. What else? Please tell me all the good things about my life. You did like it when you were doing yoga. I I know. I do. I really do love yoga. I just like I get in this like lazy like like slump. Do you know what I mean? Is that what it's called? Like a slump? Is that a real word? Am I like combining 2 words right now? It's like something like that. But like for real, I really do love yoga but it's like I have to be on the routine of it. I think that's what keeps most people from exercising is that they think that they have to be on a routine of something and that's really not the case. If we we were talking to one of your friends yesterday who is an amazing body and she exercises twice a week. Yeah. Really, if you can just add in something that's fun to you, that's exciting to you, and even if it's not twice a week, even if it's not consistent, you just know in the back of your mind, oh, I really enjoy boxing. I really enjoy hiking. I really enjoy doing yoga. I really enjoy hulu. So I just feel like I'm living a very fulfilled life right now. You know what I mean? You do seem fulfilled. I come home at like 4 or 5 and I have my dogs and I have my bottle of wine and I have Hulu or Netflix, you know, or like 90 Day Fiance on TLC. Honestly, if you feel totally fulfilled and you don't think that there's anything that you have to change about your life, then you don't have to. But most of my clients and most of the people who come to me and most of the time when you come to me, it's because there's something missing. And sometimes it's not about your physical, it's about something else. So then we we work on that aspect. So Sheena's kind of like life coachy. Aren't you technically a life coach? I'm a health coach. She's a health coach. God, who would have thought? I mean, when we were in high school together, she always said that she wanted to open a she wanted to own one day like a wellness spa. And so it's so crazy that she actually is act like doing it. And you actually said that you wanted to be in the entertainment industry. And here I am. There you are. Vanderpump Rules. That's what's up. Podcasting. Podcasting. Style by saucy. Vlogging. Okay. Fair. I just wanna know okay. So when you meditate, how long do you meditate every day? I mean, ideally, 20 minutes to an hour. An hour? If I had my way and I were I were on the schedule that I envision being perfect for my life, it would be an hour to 2 hours a day. An hour 2 hours to sit there and think about nothing? Your Your back doesn't crack? I'm so serious right now. No. How do you sit? Do you sit Indian style? Cross leg. Yeah. So in what room? I have a separate room with no bed, just my books. It's completely empty and there's a window that faces an oak tree. And you sit do you close your eyes or do you keep them open? Close my eyes. There's a candle. You can well, what's the point of the candle if you can't open your eyes and look at it? I kinda feel like it creates an ambiance to the people, the physical people around me and the non physical people around me that Are you talking about like ghosts and s**t? Whatever. I mean, listen Whoever wants to be there. I love a good ghost story. So I would meditate for 2 hours if I know that the ghosts were all gonna come and like congregate around me. You can create whatever experience you want to create. Do you do you wanna do the Ouija board with me? No. Why not? Because these people don't have anything good to say. So? You know it's a joke. You know it's a joke. You know that all the all the ghosts like they don't take it ser like we don't take it seriously and they don't take it seriously. You're right. It's just about like connecting with dead people. It's like awesome. It is fun. So you can't take it seriously. That's important to note. Yes. You can't take the Ouija board seriously. But for real, I mean, starts doing like an infinity sign, it's time to like get out but then you need to take it seriously. Say goodbye. Swipe that s**t to the goodbye sign because then a spirit like an evil spirit's trying to get in you. My dogs are just like attacking Sheena right now. I'm sorry. It's happening. I know. Remember when, oh, man. Who were you supposed to marry? Chris Cline. So I did oh, my God. I forgot all about that. So I did the Ouija board when I was like 17. I think it was 17 right before he moved to LA. So we were 19. Oh. 19 years old. You're right. So 19 years old. I did the Ouija board and I asked who, this is when I did take it seriously and I asked who I was gonna marry. Like, what his name was and it spelled out Chris Cline. And I'm like, from American Pie to the ghost. So like, I'm talking to the ghost. Like, from American Pie, like, I don't even think he's hot. Like this isn't fair. I feel like my fate's been sealed and like I didn't even have a say in it. Like so I sat there thinking for years years that I was just destined to marry freaking Chris Cline. And then one day I actually saw him at a restaurant and I remember you calling me like, well Yeah. I met him. I met him today. This is weird. Yeah. I I met Chris Cline. It might happen. No. No. Not gonna happen. I was really depressed, though, thinking that that was gonna be, like, my soulmate. Like, that's not fair. Like That's boring. Why couldn't I get someone hotter? You know what I mean? He might he may have been a good husband. He may be a good husband. Well, he might actually be my future husband. Right. Because the Ouija board told me so when I was 19. 8 years ago an years ago an ouija board told me I was gonna marry Chris Klein. It also said that you were gonna move here. It's given us a lot of insight. Yeah. You just can't really that's not where the answers come from. No. The answers come from connection. Mhmm. Internal connection. So do you ever, like, try and connect with spirits? I really don't. So you never my intention. So Sheena lives lives in New Orleans still, obviously, in case you're just, like, catching up on this podcast or whatever. So you don't believe in voodoo? Of course. I I believe that that the intention and the energy of your surroundings creates your existence. And there there is a lot of dark energy in New Orleans, but there's also a lot of positive energy in New Orleans. There are people who still who practice old practices of voodoo, and that's that's very real. For real? Absolutely. So Christmas is right around the corner, and I've talked about harrys.com before, the whole razor situation, because I think that it is just such a good gift to give a man, whether it's your dad or your brother or your boyfriend. I mean, think about how much money you spend when you go to, like, Walgreens or CVS, Duane Reade, and and you're buying a razor. I mean, even for girls. I know, like, when I go and buy a razor, it's, like, 17.99. That's really expensive, and that's not even including the shaving cream and all of that. But with harries.com, they specialize in these razors and in their shaving cream and all that, and if you go to the website, you see just like how refined and how, I'm sorry, but I'm just gonna say it, chic these razors and the bottles of shaving cream are, and I just think it's a really great gift to give somebody because no one likes to go to the store and buy razors, and this is a gift that just like keeps going. You can get subscriptions. You can buy it just like for 1 month, but if you go to harrys.com and use my code Stasse at checkout, you get $5 off your first purchase of a starter set. So basically for a whole month's worth of worth of like a nice razor and shaving cream, it's only $10. That's $10. You can you guys need to just go to the website. It's harrys.com and just see how sleek all of these razors are. It looks like it would be at like the 4 seasons or something like that. So please go to harrys.com and enter my code Stasse at checkout and you get $5 off. So all you have to spend is $10 on a month's worth worth of awesome shaving. I mean, it's the best. Like have you ever seen that movie with Kate Hudson? The skeleton key? No. Oh my god. It's so good. Is it a scary movie? Yeah. I don't watch scary movies. I know. You're so annoying. So will they do It's like all focused on voodoo. And they have this thing where, like, if you put this, like, weird sand in your doorway, like, somebody with bad intentions can't walk through the doorway. Kind of like garlic or something like that or salt? Isn't that a vampire situation? Garlic? Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're talking about something different. Salt. You would believe in vampires, though. Do you believe in vampires? No. Really? No. Are you sure? Positive. Really? Yes. So I feel like you're kind of like a witch. Kind of. Yeah. Because a lot of people think I mean, okay. You guys, I'm sorry. My best friend is so weird. You know what I mean? People like you think that I'm I'm like a witch. People in my world think that I'm normal because you guys are all witches together. We really but we really don't. We're not trying to create any sort of we're not trying to create any sort of magic or anything crazy or unheard of. We're really trying to create more joy and happiness for people. The people that I like to connect with. We're we're making healthy food. We're making healthy juices. We're we're trying to bring goodness into people's lives. And for that, that that touches on every aspect of someone's life. So sometimes we have to talk to them about their, their mental health. Sometimes it's their physical health. Sometimes it's their emotional health. Sometimes it's their spiritual health. And I'm so lucky that I have people to refer. You know, there there are, practitioners in all those aspects that are better than I am, but I can at I'm at least good at saying, you know, we need some assistance in this aspect, which is why I can normally help you because I have a little bit of information about everything. I know. I do actually wish you were here. You would make me so much healthier and so much more well rounded, and I'd probably be regular. I'm actually so proud of you. I think that you have turned so many things around. Thanks. I I mean, I really do. There are so many things that I'm like, oh, and and we connect so much more when you're this way. I feel you're just so much more focused. You you are doing things that are in alignment with who you want to be. And that's that's the purpose of of what I do for other people. And that's what that's why I can connect with you better than than we have in a long time. So it doesn't annoy you that I make fun of you the whole time? No. Because this is the most existential conversation I've had in, like, probably 5 years. I don't take anything personally. Yeah. Well, I I hope so. Nothing's a big deal to me. Everything everything superficial is superficial. It's just fun to be to be in a body. That's why we're not just, like, floating around, like, you know Okay. Clear. Something that's never been said on my podcast. It's just fun to just be in a body. We're not just floating around as something clear. What does that even mean? Like, what does that even mean? Like, if we if we didn't have stuff to deal with, if we didn't have if we didn't have things to work through, if we if our spirits didn't want to evolve in any way, then it would just we would just remain spirits. We're we're supposed to be having these dramatic existences, which is why we're in the physical form. Okay. Does that make sense? No. It really doesn't. I mean, I just love you so much that I'm just like, yeah. Totally. But, like, it doesn't, actually. I wanna know when you all of a sudden switched over to being like this because it was very gradual for me, like, witnessing this with you. It was very gradual. Like, it did it wasn't just overnight that you became so the only word I can say is existential. I think that you know that I'm a very realistic person. Yes. And and I'm a very practical person. Yes. So when I when I'm given factual information, I know whether or not it's in alignment. So, like, there's there are facts that support everything that you want to believe. But when when I'm given something that I just feel like there's no compromise on, basically, it just it becomes a nonnegotiable for me. So this is the way that I feel about I feel this way about everything in the way that I live. You know, I mean, particulars change, but but basically, the the trajectory of my life is pretty clear because there are many there there are so many things that have just created the what I believe in. So it's not like it it's just it just, like, happened overnight that I'm like a different person. I that I was just given a lot of information over the course of a short period of time because that's what I was interested in. So I was researching a lot about health and well-being and and happiness, and and I found very clear information. Everything that all of the wellness gurus and all the the spiritual gurus are saying are all the same. So they're they're non negotiables. You know? There are different practices that can bring you to the same place, but for the most part, all of the mindsets and all of the facts are the same. Okay. Again, I feel like I'm Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love, and I'm like, WTF is going on. Like, I'm just, like, I I'm still hung up honestly on the fact that you sit for 2 hours and don't think of anything. I didn't say I did that every day. I mean But I I I'm like an extremist too. I meditated for 10 days in silence. That is so weird. So you actually, like in Eat, Pray, Love, went to a place and didn't talk for 10 days, did you talk to yourself? Like, I would have gone back to my hotel room and be like, motherf**ker motherf**ker. I would have had to, like, scream profanities, like, at myself. Like, did you do that? You do it in your head. There's no reason to expend energy. You don't feel like you're just in your voice. Like, you're you're just by yourself, and you don't feel like just, like, cheating and being, like, hey. What's up? You know what I mean? Or just, like That's not cheating. You're doing that in your head the whole time. Yeah. I know. But the whole point is you're not opening your mouth. Right? Not really. The point is that you're not engaging in someone else's thoughts. What's yeah. You're not I mean, you're not sharing your thoughts are happening regardless. So if you just talk to yourself, you're not changing that. If you talk to someone else, then you're affecting their process. So what happens when you start meditating for 10 days is initially all of your crazy thoughts and all of your past comes up really powerfully, and then it starts to simmer down. You start to recognize the things that do matter, that don't matter. The things that don't matter start to go away, and the things that do matter, you actually address in a way that is beneficial to you moving forward. And then you start to climb to a place of silence and peace. And it just I mean, that is blissful. And so you just, you know, you you start practicing that daily so that you can bring realness and groundedness and a mindset of consciousness and awareness to the things that you do so that they're in alignment with who you want to be, so that you're not just reacting, you're actually consciously living on a daily basis. Okay. So when you were at this place doing a 10 a 10 day silent situation and not talking. Okay. Mhmm. Like, how'd you know, like, where to get food because you couldn't ask anyone? Like, what did you do? Everyone finds the food. That's, like, the biggest part of the day. Okay. So you get to eat, like, 3 amazing Indian meals. You were in Massachusetts. I know. But it's kind of an eat Indian meals. It was somewhat of an Indian retreat center. Okay. So what if you didn't wake like okay. So what was your day like? What time would you wake up at this silent retreat? 5. Ew. That's disgusting. Why? Then what would you do at 5? We would start meditating. So what if you didn't wake up? Like no one could come in and be like, hey, wake up because you can't talk. There were big, loud bells. Did you have a roommate? No. So you were in your own room? Yes. And there were big loud bells. Mhmm. This is seriously like You Pray Love, I feel like. So then would you all go to one main room? Right. And how long would you be in that main room? We would sit not moving for an hour a time. Oh my god. And was there air conditioning? It was October so it wasn't very cold. Oh my god. I mean it wasn't very hot. And it was in Massachusetts. Okay. So that was okay. Right. So then you would all just sit there in silence? We would sit in silence for an hour and then And would you, like, look at each other and just No. Like, I would make eye contact and be, like Actually, you know what? Having conversations with my eyes. During meals Right. You know, certain people would start sitting next to one another. That's creepy. We would look at each other. That's so creepy. It was it was so funny because in the last day, basically, you knew who your friends were. You knew who you were going to speak with. Everyone was sitting next to you because you're really pretty. That's true. I was literally in sweatpants. I had a bun on top of my head. I probably didn't shower for 3 or 4 days. No. I was not. No one was like thinking, wow, she's hot. So you literally just made friends with your eyes. This is so weird. Like if someone started sitting next to me every day like at the meals and like we hadn't spoken, I'd I would literally like have like a full on like major altercation with my eyes. Like I would be looking at them like with all like making facial expressions. Don't you think that's interesting, though? It's so it's so true to the fact that we speak without words. Okay. Well, did anybody accidentally break? Like Yeah. There were people who actually were rooming with people that they knew. And, of course, those were the people that went home, which Haven't gone home? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So many so many guys went home. Like, yeah. I mean, it's you really you have to a very specific type of psychopath to wanna do this. Correct. Correct. And it it takes a specific type of person who's ready to look at all their own s**t. I mean, you know, if you're not ready to look at everything that's happened in your life and you just wanna continue avoiding it, it's not the place for you to be in silence for 10 days. Okay. So alright. You're talking about, like, avoiding personal s**t. So you wake up at 5. You went for an hour and did this meditation thing. What was after right what was after that? Breakfast. Breakfast. And that's when you made creepy friends that only looked you in the eye. Mhmm. Okay. How long was breakfast? Like half an hour? An hour. An hour? Yeah. So what if you finished within like 15 minutes? Because like I eat really fast. Oh, you would just go to your room. You would take a nap. You would walk around outside. I mean Okay. Basically there were 10 structured hours of meditation a day. 10 hours of meditation? Yes. So you sat there trying to think no thoughts for 10 hours? Yes. That's sick. Okay. But I want you to walk me through the day. So okay. Breakfast was another hour. After you either finished your breakfast early or ate slowly or walked around the premise or whatever the hell, what did what was after that? Another hour of meditation? Yes. Probably 2 hours. I, like, honestly, like, can't think of anything more boring. Like, I really can't even tell you every single thing that happened. It's kind of like we're really not supposed to talk about it. Well, then how are you gonna get other people to do it? How are you gonna recruit s**t? Basically, I tell people it's one of the most profound experiences that you'll ever have in your entire life. You know what? If I wanted to go Most people listen. And meditate and not have any thoughts and be bored, I'd go on an airplane without my computer or a magazine. You know what I mean? That's pretty much like meditation. Because I'm sitting there staring at the seat in front of me, mindless You can't connect to an airplane. Really? You may as well just have your computer in a magazine. I don't know. They make that, like, humming sound like Maybe some people can meditate. That's actually not a good thing for meditation. I've Oh, really? You want it to be really clean and quiet. Clean okay. Like, for example, if we were gonna find a room in your house in which you should be meditating in, it would be the quietest room where you can't hear your air conditioning. You can't hear your neighbor's air conditioning. There's no, like, lawnmowers. You know, it's just like literal blank silence. Outside is that's why outside is one of the best places to meditate. Okay. Okay. Can I just say, you guys, the the second that Sheena got here to my apartment, she's like, oh, I was gonna meditate on your front line, but then I saw that your dog's like piss and poop there? I'm like, and the fact that every single one of my neighbors and everybody on my street walks back and forth and you'd be the weirdo guest I don't care about that. That's medic I do. Do you think that I want all my neighbors to be like, who's that weird girl? Oh, that's Stassie's friend. Mhmm. No. Like, I'm I like, my guest is the one that's like sitting out there in the inside. Weird now. They're like, oh, that girl, she only comes out when she's like totally dressed up and like looking gorgeous and like going somewhere special, but like otherwise she doesn't leave her house. That's not true because I get waked up at 7 o'clock in the morning You're right. By my dogs. I've been here for a little bit. Like a sloth. Right. They don't see you. Like a nutria. They don't see you then? Yeah. A lot of them went up early. I I haven't seen, like, a single neighbor since I've been here. You know what? That's just because it's been cold outside. When it's warm, everyone's around. I think it's just, like, the cold weather. It's been weird. Well, I love it. I love the perfect week for you to have surgery. Yeah. Oh my god. My boobs hurt so bad. Do they still hurt? They really do, honestly. And I feel like like it's like the sides of my body are, like, all swollen right now. We've done so much. I just feel like it should be it should be almost over. No. But it's, like, day 2. I know. Like, it's only been like 24 hours. I mean, it's a pain. And you know what? I probably shouldn't be drinking, but I am. And I'm not condoning this. That's because I'm drinking Cameron Hughes wine right now. Seriously, I have an obsession and I've told you guys all about this. I ordered it myself. Cameron Hughes is so basically, Cameron Hughes wine, they don't have their own winery, like, or vineyard or anything like that. They go to all the, like, top wineries and vineyards and take the leftovers of the amazing expensive wines that they have and they package it and sell it online. And it's basically, you're really getting a bottle of wine that's worth a $150 for, like, 25. So if you were ever gonna go to a party and bring wine as a gift, the people that are, like, the or whatever are getting, like, a really freaking expensive bottle of wine. That's cool. It really is cool because the way that the website works is like you can't like order the same wine twice because they're it's not a vineyard. They're not, you know, putting out the same wines. You kind of like it's like a surprise. You can like type in what you really you know, you can search for what you really like or what kind of blend you like or, you know, all of that, but you're never getting the same wine, so you're learning about wine as you're buying it. That's why I buy it in, like, cases because it's just really that good. And I have a code, Stassi, obviously, s t a s s I, but you have to go to chwine.com. You can only buy this wine online. And you basically, like listen. You're gonna get a lot of huge savings. It's like a really big deal. So if you click on the microphone in the upper left hand corner and you enter my code, you get free shipping and a free, corkscrew. So you can never have too many of those because I always lose mine and it's annoying as s**t. But I really feel passionately about this this sponsor because I'm wine obsessed. And the first time I started having Cameron Hughes wine, I didn't know what it was and I was just not understanding why I had so many I thought it was just a lot of expensive wine. Turns out, it is. So the way that they can charge so little is because they don't have their own vineyard. If that doesn't make sense, just tweet me and I'll explain that some more. But seriously, please go to chwine.com. Click on the microphone upper left corner. Type in my code Stasi. Get free shipping. Especially if you order a s**t ton of wine, free shipping's a really big deal because that s**t's heavy. And you get a free corkscrew. So win freaking win situation. So as you guys know, I got my breast reduction slash lift yesterday. s**t hurts like a motherf**ker. Yeah. You know what's really weird is like when you go in for surgery and I kept telling them like they brought me into the operating room and I'm like they put the IV in and I'm like so nervous with needles. Like needles freak me out. And I I kept telling them that. Like, don't worry. It's not a needle. It's plastic. I'm like, homegirl, it's the fact that something's in my arm. Plastic that's even worse. I'd rather a skinny needle. Jesus Christ. So I was yelling at the nurses just being like, I am freaking out that you were putting a plastic thing in my arm. Now I'm gonna look like a heroin addict. That's the drug. Right? Yes. Heroin Yes. That you do, like, through your arms? Yes. Cool dogs. Cool. My dogs fighting over. What do we do with them? I don't know. Take that away. It's their nutria. It's their nutria. Take that away. What and then what do you wanna do with it? Then they're gonna attack me. This is insane. I don't know. Seriously? You guys, can't you see that I'm doing a podcast and it's toads profesh? Everybody, Sassy, you've created 2 dogs that are just like you. They don't really care what else is going on. That's true. Well, you win some, you lose some. Just keep that in mind for when you think about having children. Well, you're right. Create what you are. Yep. I'm gonna create monsters. That's what I'm creating. So Yeah. I get in and so as I'm telling her, I don't want anything in my arm, I'm like, okay. Can you just tell me when you're gonna put me to sleep? Like, let me know. Like, count down. Like, please just, like, count down. Like, don't freak me out. Like, please, I just wanna know. Nope. They didn't count down. They just put it in and I You may have forgotten, honestly. No. Because when I got my chin implant, I remember them counting down. I remember that too. And I was so excited that Sheena came in for my surgery because she was there for my chin implant when I was 17 years old. Surgeries? No. It's not plastic surgery unless Sheena Menina is with me. Except back when I got a chin implant, Sheena would feed me True. Different things. Godiva shakes. And this time? Four different Godiva shakes. Green juice. Now it's green juice. Probiotics. Probiotics. Aloe water. Aloe water. Chlorophyll water. Swear to god, the first thing I, like, got to sip when I woke up after my surgery was chlorophyll. Chlorophyll water. That's disgusting. Mhmm. You're probably a lot better off than you would have been. I tasted chocolate. Your mom actually thought that it tasted like honey. Okay. My mom's weird. No one's ever said that. Nothing my mom says that was interesting for me too. And then I got home and so Sheena and my mom were here to take care of me and all I wanted was Doritos. Like this never happened to me before where I just I craved something so specific. Like, it was so specific. Like, all I wanted was Doritos and I was just just in a bad like, anything could set my temper off. I felt so I mean, I still feel hot headed right now, but I felt hot headed yesterday, like, right after the surgery because all I wanted was Doritos and it's You were actually so nice yesterday. What? You yesterday? Really? It was amazing. It was like wait. I'm sorry. She had surgery? It was the easiest process. It was like we went to a doctor's office visit, and 3 hours later, we were out and we were home. It was like, I'm sorry. Did something happen? It was insane. So you're saying today I was mean? The rest right. Today you were mean. Today you were meaner. Really? I was mean to you? No. I mean, I don't know. I don't care. I feel bad. Don't feel bad. Listen. All I wanted was Doritos. I feel weird. All these medications are f**king with my brain. My boobs hurt. I know. I feel like If it were me, I would never be taking any of that. Just to let you know. You wouldn't be taking anything? Probably not. So you are that into health s**t that you wouldn't take any pain medication? I probably wouldn't. You may be day 1. You know? Maybe day 1, but I I just have such a knowing that it's gonna how long it's gonna be in my system for, how many things I'm gonna have to do to get it out. For me, it's just not worth it. What? For you, I definitely just wanna keep you happy and sane. So you'd rather just suffer through the pain? 100%. I've told you, like, if I if I have children, it's gonna be a natural childbirth. Oh. For sure. That's crazy. And I'm gonna talk you into the same. I just wanna let you know that that s**t's gonna hurt real bad. It's gonna hurt you too, but we're gonna get through it. I'm not doing that s**t. For that. I'm probably gonna end up getting, like, a c section. 100%. I won't allow that unless it's completely necessary. Welcome to Play It, a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play dot it. Okay. Listen. There's a reason that I wasn't brought up in 1586. Okay? There's a reason that I was born in 1988. And that's because God wanted me to have an epidural. God wanted me to have drugs. No. God was like, listen. This chick can't handle natural childbirth. So I am just gonna take the luxuries that I was given and use them. Why don't you just adopt a a kid? No. Why not? I mean, if I can't have children, I would. But, like, tell me once I think you told me this once. That I wanted to adopt children? That you thought that I was gonna adopt children. Yeah. I could totally see you. But why would you tell me that? Because you just said this weird one time ago. Jolene Jolie kinda creature that's, like, all about, like, everyone being, like, f**king safe and healthy and, like, kind and 1. Nice and one and is nice. Yeah. I could totally see you. You just yeah. You're right. Yes. I have said that before. How about me? Yes. Mhmm. You're gonna end up adopting 6 different children from different countries. I would love to. I would love to. Then why haven't you adopted 1? I'm just not financially ready. I wanna be able to feed these children so that they're in a better situation when they come to me than where they came from. You can feed them everything. You're right, actually. Don't you shouldn't be worried about food. You're right. Yeah. I could probably handle it. You could totally handle it. It's just, you know, I have so many other things going on. Do you want to do so much? Do you want to have real children? Sure. I guess if that's what the universe wants me to do. Oh, come on. Stop talking about what the universe wants. What do you want? I try not to plan anything. I'm so that's what I'm saying. I'm so I'm so easy going with what comes to me and it makes life so much easier. You should know this by now. When you have expectations for things, what happens? You're always disappointed. Right. And then you start planning to birthday parties. You know what I mean? I would never expect somebody else to make a birthday party that fun because then I'm disappointed. True. So that's the only way I can relate to what you're saying right now. No, Stassi. You have expectations for everything. You they it used to be a lot worse. Uh-huh. And you used to have, like, bigger hissy fits than you do now. Yeah. Things have gotten better. Yeah. But for the most part, like, if you're the more easygoing you are, the the happier you are Because everyone's gonna let you down. Because everyone else is just a human too. You have to you have to understand that. You have to be, you know, you have to go with the flow. Go with the flow. Listen. I'm doing my best to go with the flow. I know. And you're doing so much better. Even my voice sounds like somebody that can't go with the flow. Why? There's nothing about me that, like, can just, like, go with the flow. I'm just not really go with the flowy. Right. One day you'll just you'll recognize like okay. Yeah. I planned this and it didn't go accordingly. And I'm so sick of doing this. Yeah. I feel like that about a lot of things. Right. So many things I plan don't go accordingly, but I'm not gonna leave no. I can't just go with the flow and leave it up to the universe. You just this is what you do. You plant seeds and then certain things grow. Certain things will and certain things won't, and you just can't be attached to the outcomes. Mhmm. I swear it makes you so much happier. Do you ever wake up and feel sad? Of course. Really? Yes. No. You don't. I'm normal. No. You're not. I have all of the normal human emotions. Do you believe in aliens? Yes. You do? Like, what what kind of aliens? I mean, I I think that there are so many that that I couldn't even I couldn't even fathom. Are you kidding? We have a there's a universe out there. Listen. I believe in aliens too. Yeah. We've always talked about that. I just wanna know specifically what types of aliens you think are out there. Like, do you think there are aliens with 2 arms and 2 legs? Yes. You do. Do you think that they have, like, human y brains? Yes. Okay. Do you think that they have the, like, standard, like, weird, tall grays? Excuse me? What did what did you just what did you just say? There are different names for different alien groups. Okay. Can you just just enlighten all of us right now? What did you just say? The tall grays. What is the tall gray? Those are the ones that are thin and gray. Are you having those s**tting me right now? Wait. No. Are you being for real? Are you messing with me for real? Okay. So will you explain to me okay. How many I don't know if I wanna talk about this. How many This is just this is just what I feel. How many I feel like it's very limited to believe that we are the only living species in the universe. Wait, but can you please I'm googling tall gray and you know what pops up? Tall gray aliens. No. That's what pops up on my computer. Tall gray boots. And then I click on images and I see creepy okay. If you guys are in your car right now, I need you to pull over. I need you to pull the f**k over and I want you to type in tall gray and then click images and then just you know what? Don't listen to my podcast for the rest of the year because this is the most insane thing I've ever talked about. Do did you just look up tall gray? Yeah. Did you look up images? I've already seen them, but yes. Okay. So I'm looking at them now. So you guys, tall gray images in case you can't pull over. It's literally like the stereotypical alien with the weird face and they literally look like murderers from like any side Why do you have to assume that they're evil? Because they have evil faces. You told me to look up tall gray. I didn't choose this on my own. I didn't but why do you have to assume that these beings are evil? Because they have mean faces. Look at that mother. See, if if these people wanted to kill us, it would take them no time to just annihilate the entire planet. Hold on. Where did you wait. Okay. Where did you hear about tall grays? I have no idea. I can't give you any references for anything that I know. There's there's so much information and so many different things in my mind that I just, you know Okay. So tall gray I don't know. Okay. So you believe in tall gray aliens. What other aliens do you believe in? I believe in the fact that there are many different categories. No. That's just the first one that came to my mind. So you believe in all different types of aliens? Of course. Honestly, I don't even know where to go from here because I've never had anyone on my podcast just been like, yeah. Tall greys. Someone's gonna come kill me because I'm talking about this. No. Only a tall gray would come and kill you. Tall greys are loving beings. They're not. I'm looking at all the things online and not They don't look at searches related to tall gray aliens. What do the gray aliens want? Okay. What is what do they want? Let's see. They look really mean. It would actually take me a lot of time to figure out which source I'd want to actually utilize for my brain. What does that what did you even just say? I'm not gonna look at the first one and believe what the first one says. So Okay. I'm just I'm just saying it would take me it would probably take me a little bit too long. Honestly, Wikipedia that s**t anything on Wikipedia is true. Are you serious? No. I'm not. But I wanna can I just say so on one of my last podcasts, me and my friend Annabelle made a joke about the Titanic and being like, it obviously didn't happen anywhere? Shout out to Annabelle. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Annabelle who who who sent me the most exquisite She's a better friend than I am. Yeah. Yeah. That you'll never receive another flower arrangement like this ever again. Me the most insane flower arrangement that I will never receive ever. Mhmm. So, like yeah. No. God. I love really surgery. Why didn't more people send me flowers? So much attention, but you always get this much attention. Nuh-uh. Sassy. I don't get flowers. Why didn't more people bring me flowers? You had actually you have 3 sets of flowers in this apartment right now. Yeah. I know. I feel like I should have more. The tall grays should have sent me flowers. You know what I mean? God, I really hope that people are, like, pulling over in their car and googling tall grays because there's nothing that would make me laugh more than to just picture somebody pulling over and googling tall grays and seeing the images that pop up because it's so freaking ludicrous. It's insane. Stasse, you say that it's ludicrous, but let's think about it. You think that we're the we're the only existing No. Thing in the universe? I do believe in aliens. Okay. But a tall gray that's super specific and it looks like a cartoon. Because it's real. It's not real. I feel like they're aliens and they think about this. Do you think that the the cartoons were created out of someone's imagination? Yeah. We do. One of these things were seen by many people. Do you have proof of that? So, like, the seminars that you go to, the wellness seminars, do they talk about tall grays? Yes. Are you being for real? I'm one not sure what's going on. Okay. So Sheena always comes to California and she's, like, going to seminars and stuff. I'm not gonna say what it is, but, like, I don't even remember the name. They really talk about tall grays. You sound like a scientologist. No. No. Scientologists aren't loving. Okay. But you sound like 1 talking about aliens and s**t. I'm just tall, gray. Realistic. Just like you. There's no I mean, it's just it like I said, there are just many things that I I live based on, and it's it's it encompasses a lot of non negotiables. And a nonnegotiable in my brain is that there's no way that we are the only existing being in the universe. You're you're a really limited thinker, if that's what you think. And I just I don't have time for conversations that, you know, are are existing around things that are limited. Sheena, listen. I told you, I think that aliens exist. I just love how you're so specific about the tall grays. It's just that a lot of people talk about a lot of people reference tall grays. So that that's just what was in my mind. I can't think of the other ones. Do you ever think that a tall gray is I'm gonna say tall gray 15 more times on this podcast. Like, say tall gray one more time. Like, do you think that tall gray is like gonna come down and like like shoot a light to your body while we're in bed and like No. Zap you back up? No. No. Because they're benevolent. They're nice. The tall gray is nice. I do think that they're nice. So do you think they did that or it would be for a good reason? Do you think that so that they could dissect you, do you think that there are any mean aliens? Probably. What are they called? I don't I don't know all the means. I'm not an alien person. I own a juice bar. Okay. You are an alien person because you just described all this. I'm just aware that they exist. Where are the mean ones from? I'm not an alien sign of this. Mean ones gonna come to Earth? The mean ones aren't going to be allowed on Earth. Why? Because there are things that are protecting us. Like voodoo and juice bars. Right. Juice bars specifically. So you really don't think that the mean aliens can reach us? I don't Like, there are some, like, vortex. Like, some, like There's protection. Invisible shield. There's protection. Why what is the protection? What's the purpose of the protection? No. Like, what is it? Like like, who's protecting us? I'm not gonna get into some sort of, like there there are so many religious attachments related to this conversation. I can't get into that. Really? Yeah. This is this is not the podcast for that. Honestly, you're taking I mean, now we're, like, crossing over into, like, a really serious place. You could do so many things after this podcast. I just wanna know what aliens are the mean ones so that I can stay away from them. They You know what I mean? Like, the mean aliens are not looking for you. Why are they looking for me? Now I'm offended. You're just you're not a lesbian doesn't like me. I'm offended. Sassy. That's how I feel about the the mean aliens. All lesbians love you. No. They don't. They don't? No. Who which lesbian doesn't love you? I don't know. Lesbians? No one's hit on me. That's how I feel about these aliens. So you're saying that the mean ones aren't looking for me. Who are they looking for? I don't ISIS. No. No. They're they are ISIS. So you think that ISIS is a bunch of aliens? You're just making me you're making me verb make, like, use words to describe the things that are just clearly understood in my brain. I don't normally have to talk about these things. That's okay. So I don't have a verbal explanation for what that is. That's okay. Listen. You've said a lot, and I'm gonna have nightmares about tall grays even though they're nice. Okay. I still will have nightmares and I hope one of them comes and zaps you in the middle of the night tonight because I am You're gonna get zapped? Throw one breakdown. Like me. So I'm doing things to bring the elevation and the vibration of the universe higher. They wanna make you one of them. Maybe. That would probably be cool. So if you disappear While I'm sleeping. There are people going to Mars. Did you see that? Yes. I've talked about this. Oh, you have? Wait. I'm surprised you know about this because you don't like to check depressing s**t. Wait. Why is it depressing? Because the people that have been asked to go the people that are chosen to go to Mars okay. Let me backtrack real fast in case, like, any of you guys don't know what's going on. There is a mission to Mars that's happening in, I think, like, 2024 or something like that. And they've chosen, I think, 6 peep I I can't remember exactly how many, but this this is a one way trip for a certain amount of people to go and try and colonize Mars. So they are building, like Wait. Yes. Oh, that's it? Yes. That's actually not a good idea. Okay. Well, of course, you don't think it's a good idea because the tall grays will get them. But Tall grays are gonna be like, what the f**k are you idiots doing? Exactly. Like, ours is not your planet. What I don't like about this is that everybody who's been chosen is like a a A married person. A married person with children. God. Like, I read an article hypothesis. About a a like, a wife who's just like, yeah, one way trip. Like, really? Leaving your children and her husband? That is the creepiest thing I've ever heard. I mean, I don't know. I don't agree with that. I think that well, not that I don't agree with her because she's a mom. I I just don't think that we should be sent honestly, like, who knows what's gonna happen to those people? Well, what were you talking about? If you didn't know about that, what were you talking about? I thought people were just gonna go there. No. We're colonizing it. I think that's strange. Again, Mars is not our planet. Mars is not our planet and that's where the evil aliens are but Sheena doesn't wanna say it out loud. They're not evil. Where are the tall grays located? So far away. Really? In like a different, what's it called? Galaxy. Galaxy. Yeah. So not in the Milky Way. Right. You're making me make all these assumptions about things that I don't need to make assumptions about. All I need to know is that these things exist. No. I just, like, put it funny. Out. Let me call out the let me call out the documentary that I think actually a lot of people who may be interested in this topic should should watch. I don't watch this documentary. What is it? Let me see. It's doctor. I'm researching it. Okay. It's definitely on Netflix. Is it really? Mhmm. I'll watch that s**t right now. The second we're done with our podcast watch this instead of all the scream queens that we've been watching. No. Rerun. Scream Queens is everything. Okay. It's it's actually doctor Greer. Okay. Doctor Greer. Is that g r e e r? This is the, yeah. It's g r e e r. Is it on Netflix? It's on Netflix. What is the doc okay. It's it's called Sirius. Really? That's what it's called? Sirius? Yes. But it's s I r I u s. Like SiriusXM? Like, way to copy. Okay. Can I read just, like, the little snippet about what it's about? It depends on how long it is. Very short. Okay. A documentary about the life of doctor Steven Greer and his claims of existing energy technologies that would change the world as we know it. So he, in this documentary, he actually uses his information and knowledge about his experiences with aliens and extraterrestrial beings in relation to the fact that they would give us information about non oil energy sources and the fact that we've shut down a lot of this information because we're afraid of not having an oil based industry and economy. Are you really, like, talking about, like, aliens in terms of, like, using oil? It's it's all connected. Really? Yes. So the tall grays are, like, just, like, piss that we're using so much oil? Well, they're just, like, I mean, be smarter. So the tall grays have contacted doctor Greer and he's and he's like, hey. Stop using so much oil. Kind of. Alright. I'm gonna have to watch this Netflix vid. You know what I mean? Because, again, sounds a little existential and psychopath y. Weren't you talking talking about Mercury retrograde on one of your podcasts? Absolutely. And I didn't I and I also said, don't think I believe in it, but so many things are going wrong for me right now that maybe I do. Yeah. And then all of the problems stopped, which was weird. Literally, all the problems stopped. Okay. So it weirds me out. So I I kind of think that there's something to it, but I also don't wanna be one of those cuckoos like you that believes in random s**t. It doesn't make sense. It does make sense. Really? Tall Grey's. I just wanna say tall Grey's a 1000000 more times. In fact, I need to get another dog so I can just name it tall grey. Like, Zoe, your new name is tall grey. You no longer respond to Zoe, your name is tall grey. She would be like a short brown. Short. A short bronde, actually. It's more like it. So I'm really sad that this is your last night here. Me too. Do you think my bed is really comfortable? It's so comfortable. Okay. Wait. No. Seriously, it's been the best probably because I haven't been waking up at 5 o'clock in the morning, but and there was no I didn't have to worry about work or anything like that, but truly, like and the windows were open, and we had California air coming in. But, like, yeah, softest experience in my life. We've had such good night sleeps. That's well, I mean, I have to lay on my back and, like, it's cool outside, but I have a Casper mattress. And I've told you guys since day 1 of this podcast that you need to go to casper.com because their mattresses are actually the best, and I've had all my friends test them out when they sleep over. What's great about Casper is that most mattresses cost, like, well over $1500. But at Casper, you can get literally a twin sized mattress is only $500. So there's $950 for a king sized mattress. It's insane and it's so comfortable. And all my friends like to sleep at my house because I have the most comfortable bed. You guys seriously need to go to casper.com/stassy. You have to use my promo code. You get $50 off towards any mattress purchase. I'm super happy about this sponsor because I really love sleeping, and it's, like, my favorite thing to do. And unlike Sheena, I don't like to meditate and get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. I like to stay in my Casper mattress and do everything from my bed. Just try it out. And if they they have a whole guarantee thing. Try sleeping on it for a 100 days with free delivery, and you can return it if you don't like it. So, basically, it's a win win situation. So, again, go to casper.com/stasse. You have to use my promo code to get $50 off of any mattress. So if you're getting, like, a twin size mattress for your child, that's only $450. That's, like, so insane. Nice. Pretty awesome. I actually need a new mattress. Go to Casper. Use my promo code. Please. I will. My boobs hurt. They, like, hurt, like, so bad. Do they? I really don't want you to leave. You guys, she's been here since Saturday, and she's leaving tomorrow, and now I'm just really, really sad. I feel like it's the last time we're gonna have, like, a girls' alone time. You know what I mean? That's never that's never gonna be a last time. We're gonna we're gonna make it a commitment to either go on a vacation or whatever. And then we can just, like, use those aliens. Are you kidding? I don't know. Just you know what I mean? How weird was our Uber driver the other day? I thought he was normal. No. I'm talking about the girl who said that she doesn't do dating apps because she thinks everyone's a serial killer. I literally was like, what what is why do I get the weirdest Uber drivers? One of them tells me that the government's trying to, like, do population control and kill us off by, like, sprinkling poison. No response to that. Yep. Shut up, Sheena. And then my next Uber driver is talking about how she thinks that no one should do a dating app because everyone's actually, like, a serial killer. About a lot of strange things. Yes. Like, Uber drivers are starting to freak me out. I think I need to, like, get wanted her to do a juice cleanse. I was, like, things would be so much better if you just did a juice cleanse. You're right. She would just be more connected. She'd feel better about herself. I just wanted her to have, like, a bottle of wine, honestly. She had done that. She had done that. Really? Probably before she had picked us up. Really? Mhmm. I mean, you weren't freaked out when I'm like, so, like, oh, are you single? Like, you're on dating apps? I don't go on dating apps. And actually, what I really appreciated that she said, she's like, I don't go on dating apps because I think that everyone's gonna lie just as much as I do. I'm gonna say I'm £130. I'm 59. And I'm like, oh my god. You are hilarious. And that's so true. Everybody lies on dating apps. Why do they lie? Because you wanna, like, make yourself sound better than you are. But eventually, you're going to have to see the person. I agree. And you're not dating apps. So like £130, lady. Yeah. I know. Well, this is why she won't join it. But she basically said, like, I don't trust dating apps because I think that people who are on dating apps are serial killers. And I'm like, okay. This is weird. Let me out here on the corner because I feel very uncomfortable. Obviously, like, everyone couldn't be a serial killer. You know what I mean? Mhmm. Like, not everyone's gonna abduct you. Right. Like, not everyone has a secret dungeon underneath their house. Like, so some people are not alone. That some people have to be on that level. On what? A dating app? If I Dungeons in their house. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You know? To each their own. I don't know. I might like a dungeon or 2 in my future home. I'm not so sure. You know? YOLO. So okay. You guys wait. That's an hour. Seriously, you guys That was an hour? That was an hour. We have so many more things to talk about. What are should we talk about scream queens? We can go over an hour. Shout out to Emma. Shout out to Emma. Oh my god. I just wanna make her my best friend. Okay. So I'm entering Sartreuse. Yes. So Sheena has because New Orleans is now the place that, like, all of, like, the TV shows and movies go and film at, she gets all of these celebrities coming in and, like, buying juice from them. She made, like, Matthew McConaughey's diet plan. Emma Roberts comes into her place all the time. Like, it's like VIP s**t. And so I need to find myself, like, find a way to weasel myself in there so that I can go on the scream queen set. I feel like we could probably like, who We could probably coordinate that. Yeah. What do I need to do? I think that the Chanels would actually want you to be they would want you to be in their little Chanel clique. Really? Yeah. This is, like, the best compliment you've ever given me. Stussy, you've always been a Chanel. I know. Before there were Chanel's. Before there were Chanel's. I've actually I really I didn't think that I was going to like the show so much. You do. I do. See, everybody I introduce it to is, like, obsessed with it. It's it's so good. It's blowing my mind. It's actually, like, I'm I'm obsessed a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I just don't have a lot of time where I'm like, oh, let me do something that's, like, not No. Because she's too busy meditating and googling tall grays. So she doesn't have time to do s**t. She can't watch TV. I don't Google the tall grays. I don't look at really like, no. I'm about to Google tall grays. I'm gonna end up spending the next month and a half of my life whenever I get bored googling tall greys. I Google serial killers all the time, and I just, like, choose a random one. That's interesting. And they're a little weird. No. Because it's like death is fascinating. Like, people who kill people, it's, like, so fascinating. I can I can understand what you're saying? Like, did you listen to Serial, the podcast? No. No. Because you don't know anything I except for lucky when I listen to your podcast. When I have enough time to listen to your podcast, I'm like, okay. Check on that. Did you hear about Serial? No. Seriously? No. Did that not reach New Orleans? I'm not I don't know. I don't know what's popular. You're right. You don't know what's popular. You guys, I go to bed with her. I've gone to bed with her like every single night and I'm like on Daily Mail and she's like, what's that? I'm like, that's Jennifer Lawrence. She's like, what's that? That's Nicole Kidman. Well, what's that? That's Kylie Jenner. Shut up. Like, she doesn't know anything. I feel like I'm literally like, I have an alien. I actually think Sheena might be a tall gray. I think you might be an alien. Wait. You know who's definitely an alien? Who? Kim Kardashian. I think so too. For sure. Do you think Kanye's an alien? Maybe. I mean, if I mean, he's connected to the aliens. He's connected to the aliens because he what? Like because he's married to Kim Kardashian. Alien. Right. So you think that only Kim is an alien and the rest of our family are humans? At this point, it looks like they're all converting. I just wanna let you know that, like, everyone who's listening to my podcast is gonna think we're on, like, mad amounts of drugs. Everyone has always thought that we are a on drugs and b lesbians. That's true. Mhmm. People have always thought that me and Sheena were lesbians. Like, okay. So Sheena was there for my chin implant. So it's like it's not plastic surgery unless Sheena's there. So Sheena obviously had to come out for my breast reduction slash lift. And, she's when I had my chin implant when I was 17, cool. 18. 18. I mean, not really. It was 17. It was You were 17. It was 3 weeks before my 7th my 18th birthday. So judge away, everyone. Judge away. Judge my parents. And Sheena stayed with me and like my stepmom at the time thought we were lesbians Mhmm. Because Sheena stayed with me every single night. And my like, said Well, we did everything together before then too. Yeah. And so she just thought that we were, like, really divorced. Sitting in a room talking about aliens and And being lesbianic? What do you mean? We were just, you know, we were kind of doing weird things, I guess, for people our age. Like, really? I mean I didn't think we were weird. I thought you were so normal. I had to have my dad confront me being like, are you a lesbian? Because your stepmom thinks that you and Sheena are lesbians. And then when the next stepmom came around, she again she again, yeah, the new stepmom, like, thought we were lesbians. Too. So weird. I know. And I feel like I'm, like, super feminine, not to stereotype lesbians because I don't wanna get any, like Which makes me think, was I not the feminine one? No. Because you're more feminine than I am. Like, if anyone's gonna be the man in the relationship, it's me. It's me. Yeah. Really? I think so. I think I'm way more, like, manly than you are. No. Yeah. Sassy, you're so much more feminine. I don't wear makeup for, like, 5 days at a time. Fine. You can be the man. But seriously, you guys, if you're a lesbian, please don't get mad at me for stereotyping lesbians right now. We have best friends that are lesbians. I love lesbians. Yes. I know. I'm just saying. It doesn't I do get I do get emails from people being like, you're stereotyping us and, like, I don't like it. I'm like, but I'm it's like really all in good fun and, like, I don't mean it. Like, I love you guys. Like, I don't, like, seriously. No. It wasn't offensive when they were like, you're lesbians. We were just like, but we're not. Oh, yeah. So, like, nice try, but better luck next time. Yep. So that's that. Do we have anything else to talk about? Because I'm not gonna have you here. I can talk about so many things, like, forever. Like, it's whatever you want me to talk about. Like, no. Not werewolves. Like What else do you believe in that's weird? That's weird. I mean, I don't think it's weird because I believe in it or whatever. Yeah. It makes sense. You make it sound like the things that I believe in are, like, kind of like a religious belief system. It's not like that, and you know that. It's just like, oh, these are the things that I do. I add in like cool, clean, sober things. Mhmm. And I think it's fun. You do love being sober. I do. It's so weird. Like you guys, I couldn't drink for a whole week up until my surgery. I was, like, so excited. Yes. I think that's the only reason, actually, she didn't came in. It wasn't about my surgery. She's, like, I wanna have sober fun with you. And it was just, like, it's not. It was so fun. It's I mean, I did not have fun, but it, like, could've been funner. It was fun. I mean, I had juices every day. I just I ate the calories. And every day I was like, wait, but don't you feel better? Don't you feel better? And I said no. Don't you feel, like, so clean and hydrated and your eyes are less puffy and your skin looks so good? Shut up. She told me that my eyes are puffy. I said that they were. Okay. And then Well, I'm back to drinking again. Puffy. So they're puffy, they're puffy again? That's cool. Whatever. Listen, I'm over this s**t. This is annoying. I didn't drink for a week and that was really good of me. It was. Everyone was so proud of you. I know. Like, I'm from intervention or some s**t. Like, I I have, like, a major problem. Every single person was like, did you get the shakes? Did you get the shakes? I'm like, no. I haven't gotten the shakes. I got them on the 6th day, but it's the 6th day. I'm not kidding. You're supposed to get this the shakes from not having alcohol the day after. I got them on the 6th day, and I don't know whether that's a good sign or a bad sign. I don't wanna pass a judgment about the situation, but I think that if it takes 6 days for a substance to exit your body, it's probably not the best thing. I I disagree. I think that that would be really weird if, like, the next day I had the shakes. It's like my body, like I think that, like, my body could last 6 days without it and then it was like, hey, like, you haven't had this in a really long time. Like, what's going on? You know? Let's react. I think that that made it a little better. I was just like, let's keep going. And I was like, no. Margarita, spicy ones. Okay. So I'm gonna go take more medicine. I appreciate all of you guys' emails. Please, if you're in New Orleans, go to Raw Republic and meet my weird voodoo priestess bestie because, I mean, I guess it'll be entertaining and you'll get healthy. And she can teach you, like, all about yourself and s**t. And, like, if you have, like, a problem, she can fix it. So she's fixing my psoriasis right now. She's treating me from the inside out. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean there are oh my gosh. There are so many things. So if you wanna meet someone that's like the exact opposite of me, go to Raw Republic on Magazine Street in New Orleans. I'm gonna be there during Christmas and I'm gonna try and run s**t. And when the customers come in, I'm gonna talk about tall grays. So you guys, Instagram, is it at sheena menina? That's my personal Instagram. And that's and let's let's define how I spell Sheena. Yep. Ironically, my best friend's name is Sheena. But that's s h e e n a m a n n I n a with an at in front of it. And follow raw republic at raw republic juice. Juice. Raw republic juice. Mhmm. On Instagram. And that's that. Thank you guys for listening, my little Khaleesi's. Sheena, I love you, and I don't want you to leave. I love you too. And when I come back I'm gonna see you in like, 2 weeks. Yeah. When I come back for Christmas, I'll bring my podcast equipment, and then we'll talk I'll I'll loosen you up a little more so we can talk about the dangerous feelings. How about that? Okay. Bye, everyone. Bye. With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a 4 piece McNuggets. That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money. Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.

Past Episodes

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi?s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It?s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they?ve found their groove as mom?s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties?honest, empowering, and a reminder that you?re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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01:21:38 2/12/2025

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it?s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they?re diving into the life of history?s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

They?re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture?hated for things she didn?t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she?s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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01:09:46 2/5/2025

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who?s got it worse?middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi?s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford?s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander?s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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01:11:54 1/29/2025

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations?like maybe high-stress situations aren?t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she?s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max?s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson?s unrecorded interview to Max?s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn?t!

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01:22:54 1/22/2025

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic?Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm?they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

They reflect on how losing a home, whether you?re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls?it?s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

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01:22:38 1/17/2025

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she?s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up?especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle?s resilience, and spilling on how she?s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she?s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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01:14:18 1/8/2025

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus? signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi?s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice?sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it?s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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01:06:50 12/25/2024

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It?s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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01:09:41 12/18/2024

Stassi?s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what?s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi?s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing?s off-limits. Stassi debates how she?d prove she?s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It?s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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01:12:47 12/11/2024

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA?s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer?s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously ?tells on herself? as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor?s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration?it?s holiday overload!

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01:11:15 12/4/2024

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