Randy and Jason Sklar (Carolla Classics)

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Also Jason, Mayhem Miller and evidently these guys go back. Oh my gosh. Yo, what's the history? Oh, MTV? Yeah, we're like old school MTV alumni. So are you? You know what? It was cool, though, when it was awesome. Yeah. Well, that's what years were you guys on MTV? I'm like twenty four or five, I would go. I was the seven up guy at the time and they were they were sponsoring. You were the uncool a guy. No, that's Geoffrey Holder, the uncool. But then he got replaced by another lad, John Wright, who? Orlando Jones was a great actor, writer, producer. And then I got it second and I auditioned. I remember when I auditioned because I was on a show called The It Factor on IFC. That's before they started doing reality shows. It was some show where they followed actors in New York and followed their life every day. I was one of them, and then they went to L.A. and did an L.A. version, and Jeremy Renner was part of that one. Jeremy Renner. Yes, Jeremy Renner was in. He was, yeah, I got Jeremy Renner. So, you know, and so I auditioned for they said, you, you're going to audition for this collar. It was very discreet. I said, Oh, OK. And I was in. I was in Spain at the time, Barcelona on a nude beach. I'll never forget this because I was doing comedy in Amsterdam, in Holland. Then I took a train because I wanted to meet up with his chicken in Madrid. And yeah, no, in Barcelona and we were messing around. And then she goes, I'm going to come this way. You should come to Spain. I took a train from Amsterdam. Oh yeah, it was amazing. And then I'm on the beat and they go, Hey, we need you to come back to America because they have a short list of guys that we want you to to be a spokesperson for this particular brand. So what's the brand we can't say? So I went in. Long story short went in the cameras following me, but they couldn't come into the audition. I was still on the show they were from. And I booked it and it was it up, man. I booked. I was like, I was spokesperson for two years. It was fantastic. And that's when I'm trying. I was doing a lot of TV stuff. Mm-Hmm. I did. I hosted two segments. I mean, what's the MTV spring break? Yep. And you know, I did it with Carson Daly. I'm all you know. And then this guy pulled me down. Oh yeah. Oh, man vs. bully beat down. I think like, right in that era, I don't know. Five, six, seven eight. I don't know like that, right? Yeah. Yeah, the late aughts, the late Ortiz. It was a really wild time. Yeah, it was a very different time. It was like pre-internet, like social media posts like MySpace. Yeah, it's a very specific era. And his hair was red. Oh yeah. Bright red stripe. Everyone got along really well. Oh, nice. 2012 Is there anyone who dealt with them? Bully beat down he had a hard time with. I mean, everybody I'm talking about like physically. Nah. Nah. Well, because you know, the whole thing was like kind of a pros vs. Joes were dudes that, you know, lift weights and watch martial arts movies, but not quite specifically what it was. Guys who think the fighting is way easier versus dudes who like spend all day in the gym every day of their life in the gym, fighting other men. So if I were totally, you know, we could have call that show beaten up r****ds. It would have been the same show. So you guys have history. That's good. And then mayhem had a rough patch. Yeah, he was like, Where are you? I was like, prison. Yeah. Like, I really never thought of did like a little bit pros vs. Joes. A great little post post-COVID era. Everybody was sitting at home watching Hulu. Yeah, and thinking that they could fight like Jason Bourne. And then the minute that the bars opened back up, everybody thought that they were old Kong fu master and my dumb a*s took the bait. And a couple of guys a couple of too many times and the cops finally had enough of me and were like, Yeah, you're going away. Oh my bad. You watch the masses. I did. Unfortunately, yes. Like, there was a couple of times I looked like it was on Kong Fu movie where I was just slamming this guy. His friend came out slamming this guy, and I've been awesome. I mean, it was awesome in the moment and tell kung fu, Yeah, yeah, you got for you getting any scraps, any street scrap. I got. OK. Oh, I heard about you one time. I know I'm not a fighter like that, Adam Hunter told me. Don't even try to scratch with with with ways that Alan Hunter, Adam Hunter, Adam Adam Greenberg agree with a buddy of mine from MTV. Now do you tell me he did the 10 spot with me? All right. Evil tells me his story. OK, OK. I was a well-built, strong nice. And you're right, it's awesome. But it helps, and it helps every Nigerian kid I got in the gym is pretty tough. Adam looks like he got knife skills. He's like, Listen, I'm not going to move around. I'm not going to do all this, but I'll give it a nice stab and you won't even know it's happening. You start bleeding all over the place. No, I use the box and I know you guys don't, you know, tell me, sorry, I never got. So Adam, now right? There's Adam Hunter and his three time state champ, right? Yeah. In New England, wrestler. And he's my guy. He, I think Willie Borchetta, he gave them a nice two piece, but there's a guy that said that Adam stole his his jokes and one day and a guy like kind of sucker punch. Adam Adam had his his laptop on his hand. The guy sucker punched him. And Adam said, Yeah, he calls me. Adam goes, Yo. I didn't know this guy. Willie Barcella couldn't fight what? Yeah, I just kind of put him in a little, you know, boom and kind of beat his a*s because he, like, snuck a sucker punch me. This has happened for real. And I got no. I studied Typekit over ten years. Yeah. Hopkins Listen, first of all, when I watch you guys may, there's a lot of things in how do I go? That would never work? You know? You know, there was just some things you're not going to grab a guy's wrist and toss them. You're not going to do that. But I'm not going to lie. There were things that I learned. My kicks were pretty good, you know, and a guy tried to attack me at the Comedy Cellar. I will never forget this. And you know, the Comedy Cellar. Why did you try to champion him and his girlfriend were heckling me and I was hosting. I remember because I was hosting and I said, and I was about to bring up Louis C.K. and I was like, Hey, I say, Hey, you guys, you don't keep quiet, you're talking smack. And so I got on them. Just fair, fair, fair. Fire back home. Got them real. Nice. Shut them up. Went upstairs. Louis C.K. is on stage. I'm chillin outside. It's warm out, talking to people in the dude that I talked about got out and say, Hey, yo, man, what was that about? I go, Dude, you and your girl, you were heckling me and you got sparks. Yo, what's the big deal? You got yours in. I got mine and I won. I'm hosting. He goes, That was booed when you were booger boy. Like, Oh man, I just didn't. He said, Yo, dude, I just waves them off. He said, So you know, I'm not. And I'm standing right there on MacDougal Street, if you don't know MacDougal Street and the West West Village. And he goes And. And what's funny is both the date. The night before I was, we were studying takedowns. My master's teaches takedowns and, you know, you know, different takedowns, exaggerated takedowns. And I go, people really rushed. You like that? My my, my, my teachers like you'd be surprised how people come at you. So we're going to, you know, your sensei like my sub on him. It's Korean style. So I don't even I don't even know if it's taekwondo or help kids or. You got to do like a solitary so. So this guy rushes me and he rushes me exactly the way we were practicing. I couldn't believe because, you know, martial arts, you manage that. And I was like, Yeah, and he came at me and he came like this, and I go, He's coming to tackle me and I, and the stuff that I have been practicing had worked at night because he came and tried to tackle me in the street and I flipped them on his back. Nice. I didn't know it would work. It worked, and I'm on top of my goal. Wow. Some of them. Yeah, I could see them in my thought bubble. Oh no. Well, he's black, but I a would. Good job. You flip him on the back. You know what you do. So I'm on top of him. Like this? I set my man. You'll be me alone. Do you know he goes, You'll get off me if he pushes me, rips out a button down shirt? Oh, I can't make this up. He pulls it. So all the buttons for fly in street. So I'm still hosting. Louis C.K. still on. So now we're square enough. So you got to go back on when? Yeah. But now I have to start with this dude. So I'm like, Okay, I'll make it because I don't fight, dude. But I've been training at the gym. You know, and I'm like, Boom. So I'm squaring up with him and we move to the sidewalk. There's this place called Mahmood's. It's a falafel place, and it's right next to the Comedy Cellar. And so we move on to a Mahmood's has a light on it. So I move by Mahmood's boom and the guys that work at my are all bare knuckle karate dude. So they're watching this little ghetto ghetto, right? So I'm like. And I had a pretty good kick. I'm a fat. I had a nice roundhouse. Yo, you'll like this. Like this? I had no low kick and I said, You always hands are low. I can catch his face and I and I and I hope, I hope I said, I pray I don't slip. And I caught him and I damn near knocked him out, got him with high kick. It was like a roundhouse bar. The whole face. Wow, he fell out and I ran downstairs, ran down the stairs and oh no, I couldn't because I. To get a t shirt. Yeah. What was his girlfriend doing? Oh, she's still down stairs. Oh, and there's a T-shirt shop, which is now a French fry place. There's a T-shirt shop across the street, so I ran across street and his old Indian man saw the whole thing and he said, Motherf**ker, oh my God, you kicked butt f**kers ass, motherf**ker, you're so good. I started walking. You guys fighting and you just give them a good one, right? And I buy and he has a Bruce Lee T-shirt. Not like this, but he has a you're wearing a Bruce Lee story, which is coincidental. He had a Bruce Lee T-shirt, and it had a lot on the back. And I said, Let me get that. He goes, You free, free for you. Oh my God. You know, Indian news operation. I don't give a s**t for free. He was like, That was beautiful, man. You forgot. Don't know. And you already got a spine. You know they can't curse was f**ker b***h. This f**ker mother. You kick him f**ker and I go, and then I go downstairs and I have a whole new shirt on. Every guy goes, Yo, what happened? I go, I'll explain later. Well, and then I come back upstairs. After the show is over, there's the police and there's the guy. Yeah, we just go over there like Gary is. He's the guy. I go, You attack me first, dude. And there are people outside. I go. And then they saw the whole thing and they were like, Oh, we didn't say that, but I was like, f**k you guys. And the guy tried to attack me again, and I jab them in his mouth in front of the police because he's my guy. And they were white cops. I'm the black guy. So we were like, Oh, they were like this. So he goes, Yo. And he tried to come at me and I had a quick jab. I caught him in the mouth round. And then the owner, Matty, rest in peace, Menahem doorman. He goes, And he's very Israeli. He goes, What is this? Get out of here. Get away from him. He's a talented comedian. He's part. He was just protecting me the whole night. But that's what happened. And no charges filed. No charges. That's a win. That's a to first. So yeah, that was my only like fight. And I don't I don't like I don't. You're a fighter. I see the laugh. I that was the only Typekit. What about shooting? You have any boxing stories, man? Come on. Oh yeah, someone try to test you, Carolyn. Well, I've been in a couple of street fights and the only. I mean, there's a there's a combination of just abject boredom. Like, I was bored when I was 19, 20, 21, you know, you started biting people. No, I knew that if I knew that I was always too moral to start a fight, I'd never start a fight. I don't weird. I had a weird moral compass where I couldn't start it. But if somebody started it, then I could do it. I was thinking. When I was in the fifth grade. Oh, it's right back in the old Carolla and Joe, you can find some footage of me hitting the focus pad. So this to these guys, you know, with the skill set I got here this, I felt bad for this man, but he's got that strength. You know what I mean? It's why I was such a weirdo. I never thought about this. A friend of mine, a guy I knew in the fifth grade. Chris Dickman. And we were like kind of friends, but not sort of did. But he died early. His brother died early and nobody, nobody made it to 25. But my grandma, my mom didn't pack lunches because she didn't do that stuff. Yeah. And I was always hungry all the time, and I had the stupid school lunch ticket, which is always s**tty. Pizza ready? I agree. And everybody slept at my grandfather's house. He made me a beautiful sandwich, beautiful sandwich. And lunch came around. I was so excited to eat my beautiful sandwich. And then this guy, Chris Devaney, came up and he said. Could I have a bite? That's it. And I my self-esteem was so low I couldn't start anything or finished anything. All right. Turn up the sound. Turn it up. I'll show up. Oh man, that's true. But I did the hammer. Chris did win over there. Oh, shoot. Oh my. Playing it and playing it at a speed that's probably my father. You are so fat, pleasant. And I li- playing at a triple and a grown up so fast and so fast. I swear it looks like the tape was sped up. Shoots that ball. They call him Adam Lightning Corona. Yeah. Watch out. I'm going to roll you because I'm totally out there. I'm still fat. I'm so quick. Don't sleep. Only me, man. I told you, man, this to me is so real. You don't do the man dance. I told you, Oh, pop knocked out so many people, so many comedians. But all that bulls**t. I got a punch line for you, right? In your real fact. It's awesome. So I could throw, but I when I was in the fifth grade. So then this guy, Chris, meant when I said, Can I have a bite sandwich? I really don't want to give up my sandwich because I was always starving. And I never had a good sandwich because my mom wouldn't make sense and do anything right. She didn't do lunch or dinner. She was that easy. So I was like, But my self-esteem is so low, I can't say no. So I hand him the sandwich and he shoves the entire thing in his mouth shut. He folds it up in rams the whole thing into his mouth. And I was like, Man, you don't know how often I never get a good sandwich and I don't have any money, and now you just shove my whole sandwich in your mouth. And I was so pissed off at him, but I couldn't do anything to him because I couldn't initiate anything. So I said to him, like, push me or something. And he was like, what? As a come on. And he's like, Huh? As he pointed out, it got in his face or whatever, and he he like, shoved me and I just got in a headlock and throw my nice. But I realized he had to initiate that. But I'm like, You were like, You're this is an example. And the fact that you boxed a little bit reminds me of when Mike Tyson got angry at the dude that still said, You kill this pigeon, remember? Oh, I don't know. I know that Mitch blood grain store owner Mike Tyson got into boxing because he was into pigeons. I do know that. And he said, I remember with dude, he came up to me, you know, and I was doing a little pay the hell, my pit in the coop. And he came over there and he said, This is your pigeon. They asked my pet and he said, f**k your pigeon. And he snapped his head off. He snapped off, and that's why I snapped. Oh yeah. I started boxing. I thought, no one's ever going to f**k with me. No one's ever going to take my pigeon color, my pigeon, and you try to make me look like a b***h. And I said I was, I never. That's why I have fire in me forever. When they couldn't win them whenever they appeared and I see him, I'm a f**king pigeon. I'ma beat the s**t. And that motherf**ker snapped him up. Never happened again. So I treat him like a b***h and f**k him in the a*s. Wow. You don't f**k with my pigeons. Yeah, that's good. I was 10. So my friends, all these snapped. And then Muhammad Ali said, I got into boxing because someone stole my bike. A guy in Louisville, Kentucky, stole my bike and he beat me up. And so I went to the gym. I said, I want to be a boxer because I want to get the guy who stole my bike. Wow. It seems like everyone's everyone's and somewhat like when you eat my sandwich and you f**k them up. Yeah. Then later on, I would just fight with people out of boredom. But I always realized that that I could never initiated and I wasn't an a*****e or a hard a*s or anything. But I did understand that if I wanted to fight and I, I did a lot of time just out of boredom. You know that I would say that if somebody's aggressive on me and it was aggressive with me and talk and s**t, yeah, I knew if I shared, I don't want to fight that, that would always mean we're going to fight because the second you step back and go, I don't want to fight, then the bully goes, Oh, you've got to fight, bro. Like, now I'm going to, we're going to kick yours. So they would know. So I would bait them into fighting by tell them I didn't want to fight, which I saw was technically the right answer. Yes. Well, I don't want to fight, and they would go, you know, I'd go like, I don't want trouble and they go, You found trouble, you know, and then at some point they would go, We're going to fight, and then I would go, OK by now and I would try it. And and it worked most of the time, except for one time the guy had four of his buddies with it. Oh yeah, I was going to say, like my experience as a kid growing up was like where we recreate North Korea. OK, Fayetteville, North Carolina, a rough area, yeah, where it just chaotic, I was just getting surprise fights out of nowhere. There's prize fights and then this surprise by where I was like, Oh, I'm in a fight. Oh wow, just suddenly getting down, you know, and then have to figure it out on the fly. But when did you go like, let me start training when they stole his bike, made a sandwich? They kill this bird pigeon makeup. I know there's a parakeet. I had a frog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know. Yeah, that era of like, I don't know, high school like right after middle school high school, which for me was like a turning point because I was like going to the army, like, that's an army base town. OK, so my dad was training me, coaching me, getting me ready for the army, the army, the army. And then one day he was like, Man, I don't know about the army. And I was like, I don't know about the army either. You know, I read on the internet that war is a racket, and then that was they was on after that right where I and then I saw ultimate fighting on TV was like, Oh my God, I'm going to, I'm going to do that. The really, the big thing was, wasn't the bullies? It wasn't the bullies because I was used to fighting them every day. I was normally fighting fighting fight and I was like, so used to getting in that high place. So I got to fight now that I was like, it was normalized. The thing was, my little nerdy buddy in my backyard choked me plumb unconscious with the triangle choke, really using jujitsu. And I'm like, Wait a minute, you're smaller than me. Got. Never been any fights and just put me got flat out. That's magic. That's magic. If I can learn that I can beat up all these bullies, no problem right now and then. Then it became a challenge for me. Dan was how crazy different world that I had, and that's that sounds like something that would happen in a backyard like my backyard. Yeah, I met this guy, Chris Dickman. He wasn't. He wasn't done doing damage to me. What happened next? What are you in the background with another beautiful sound with an ongoing saga with Chris Christie, Chris? My sandwich? OK, number one. Well, you know, we were friends still, but he still he still bogarde my sandwich. You know the one my grandpa made? Yeah. Then a little bit later on. Not too much. Later, I broke my shoulder playing football, and I had to have this big cast on my shoulder. And it's a whole to do. And and the only thing I enjoyed back then other than Grandpa Sandwiches was riding my unicycle. And you can write on your side as I can, and I and I rode one. And it was the only thing. Look again, the reason my kids don't know how to ride a unicycle, even though a f**kin tried to teach him 15 times, is because they don't give a f**k because they got a six inch screen in the room and they got video games and they got their phone and they got air conditioning. They got Grubhub. They got everything. So they're not going to f**k around on a unicycle all day like I did. But I don't have anything else inside the house with no air conditioning, press mops and there's no food. So I'm not going in. I'm going to hang out, right? Try to ride a unicycle. Was it was it was an act of God that even got my hands on a uniform. Where did you get one from? Well, again, no Amazon. And there was one place that had a unicycle that I was aware of when I was 10. It was the Schwinn shop, Schwinn. Yeah, I'm on Laurel Canyon Boulevard and I'd walk into that place. It was like Valhalla and smelled like rubber. Yeah, the Apple Crate and the cherry picker, all the stuff in there. Unicycle be in the back up, on the wall and on the right now. My f**king cheap a*s broke a*s family couldn't afford anything inside of that Schwinn shop. My right there was a unicycle was sixty six dollars and nineteen one wheel seventy four, you know, and there's no f**king way anyone was going to buy that. Yeah, but Grandpa Monster from The Munsters, our Louis, our Louis. Damn, you're good. You mean they tell me you want one of those unicycle now than nothing, you know? Yeah, baby. Fred Gwynne. Kiss my hand, Godfrey. He was the meanest man in the world. I mean, he hit me. He hit me. But you got an insurance settlement that got you a unicycle that I'm sure that all these people show a grandpa. Al Lewis now Grandpa Owl hit me with his car, now with his hand on it, with his hand on it. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now Abhinav, Abhinav. They are now and they're their own air and air and arrow. Now, now, now, now, now, now. Wow. Oh, by that time, I write that down, down, down, down at a time when an out and out and down, down, down, down, down and down that da da da da. There he is, right? Yeah, showing a picture of him looking nothing like Grandpop. Yeah, but that's what Hallowes looked like in 1950. I mean, he looked the same. Anyway, it was a mean man. Wow. He spit tobacco on the floor of his house. Had a wooden floor. Ted Cruz spit tobacco. He looked like Ted Cruz. And he was mean. Why did he? I don't get in the swindle. What the hell does that have to do with the now they got him now? There's nothing I could purchase in the shoe shop. OK? I didn't have any money in my family, have any money, but I had a vague recollection that a few years earlier, the oldest brother, he had three sons, the oldest brother, Dave, because I was friends with the middle brother. OK, my oldest brother, Dave, had a unicycle but had been a couple of years. And Dave was like 14 or 13 or something. He was older brother and he was going into high school or something. So I got hold of, you know, of grandpa. And I said, Is Dave still got that unicycle as he use? And is he right now? Because this only way for me to get hold of a unicycle could order one online or go the Schwinn shopper? I expect anyone to buy one, you know? So Dave said, like, yeah, it's in the backyard, just been sitting in the backyard. The can, you know, rusted out for for a year and a half or something. So I said, I could I buy that unicycle from you? It was a Schwinn wheel, which is the only one who really made them back. That's right. So he's like, Yeah, give me 10 bucks. You can buy for 10 bucks. So then I f**king washed cars at my dad's apartment. You know, these are all conversations my kids love. You know, a conversation. I've made ten bucks. You know, Bucha car wash 10 cars got my ten bucks, went down to Van Nuys, got the unicycle, but had like a flat tire and it was rusted out. The seat was all popping out stuff and I took it and I took an S.O.S. pad. I scrubbed all the rust off and I oil. Then I cleaned it all off. I beat a seat cover and a blue jeans. And when you're making cut off, you can't throw away the rest of the. That's a big bucks, you know? Yeah. For the corrals, I showed it and everything around got this thing all shiny and new and then rode the s**t out of it for like the next couple of years. Good at it as soon as you got on it. Come on. Yeah, I learned I have really weird balance of strange balance. Get balance. It's sort of like a muse, you know, a musical ear. Yes, or hand or coordination. You just well, like you can do voices, right? Yes, I can. All right. I can't do voices, but you shouldn't get credit for it. It's a God given thing. And I have balance. I weird bass, you know? So I learned that writing a check on an about three hours and and then I was off and running and I was riding off a picnic tables. I'd hop on it up. I'd go off loading docks, the back of a supermarket extreme game. I was going extreme because I needed something, you know? And oh, we have a clip of me riding, I know your lion and I don't. Yeah, I hopped on it in my house like three years ago, and I hadn't read it or read it in years, and I was here mowing through my head shot here day. Wow. I was. Wow, that's a nice house. But it is. You do what you just said. Look, now making the corners is tough if you go, if you go slow at threading the needle. La Liga de owned by. That's what nice down. That's for my a*s. Who else is another unicycles? Let's see if you can do it. That guy kicked your a*s in front of the seller. Guess who else is unicycles? Mike Tyson? Oh my god. Mike Epps is a unicycles brother on a unicycle. You don't see that at all. Eunice, you know Yuna. Eunice, I'm sorry. Universe Soul Circus. Oh yeah. The greatest show on Earth. The Earth. Show Showtime, that's Jeff, right? Yes, my job, right? That's really the greatest show on Earth. No, no. Jeff Ross ill show Mike Epps on a UNICEF. That's universal. That's a black circus, which is fantastic, by the way. He gets down. I'm an awesome. Wouldn't guess that. Watch Mike Epps on unicycle. You can find that you'll see you and mike us. So I anyway. I broke my shoulder, you know, and I wrote, But that didn't stop me from riding my unicycle. I had a big cast on my arm, you know, and I think people started to complain. And my mom didn't like the optics of her son with the big cast and the broken shell zipping up and touring the neighborhood all over the neighborhood on a unicycle, you know? So Chris Dickman did. David did mean, did he goes? How about I years? I said, I've been grounded off my unicycle now. He said, How about I borrow it and talk and the cast comes off? No. What have I said? All right. Well, I'm getting the cast off in like two months. I'm going to need it back because that's all I got. I mean, that's all. I don't have a f**king dog or basketball hoop or I have a video game. I have s**t. Yeah, but I got this unicycle. That's all I got. So he goes, All right and I go, OK, now I wanted to say no, just like I want to say no about the bite of the sandwich, but I couldn't do it. My self-esteem was too low, so I say, take that, take the unicycle. But that's all I got. So I'm going to need it when I in two months and I get the cast off. We know this story. Get the cast off. And now it's time for me to be reunited with my unicycle, your unicycle and so on. I said to Chris when I saw him in school cast off, you know, this afternoon, I need my unicycle back. And he said, I put it in the back of your yard. And I said, I don't think there's a unicycle in my backyard. He said, Well, somebody must have stole it then. Oh, oh, did. And I said, Hey, I'm sure you put it in the back my backyard. He said, Yep. I said, but it's not in there. And he said, Well, then somebody stole it from your backyard. So that's kind of on you. And then I said to my mom, who didn't make sandwiches and didn't purchase unicycles. I said, Mom, remember you pulled me off the unicycle? All right. Now I got the cast off and I need the unicycle back. But Chris said he put it in the backyard but is gone. And I think he either has it or stole it or never put it in the backyard. Or maybe someone stole it out of our backyard. Or maybe he stole it out of our backyard after he put it in our backyard. But I'm out a unicycle. Yeah. And she said, Well, what are you going to do? And I said, well, I don't have any money or anything, you know, so could you talk to Chris Dimon's mom and see if she would understand the situation and maybe she could replace the unicycle? She said, OK, I'll talk to Chris Dimon's mom and then. She talked to Chris Whitman's mom or didn't? I don't know, but later on that night, I said to my mom, Did you talk to Chris Whitman's mom about replacing my unicycle? And she said, Yep. And I said, How'd it go? Not good. I said, What's happening? No replacement, I said. And that's it. That's all. That's where we're now dealing with this chapter in your life where you owned a unicycle. Now, who's the worst mom, my mom or Kris Dimon's mom in this equation? Who's the worst out of this group? It's a toss up. Neither of us make sandwiches, not make sandwiches. And yeah, your mom isn't going to get you anything. And now she hasn't fed you that well. And she's definitely getting, you know, damn unicycle now. And then, Chris tip, this mom is a bully. Did she raise the bullet? She talked to Chris Pittman's mom. I never thought about it at the time. No one, my mom, she didn't feel like leaving the house. She probably waited. He probably didn't even call anything. And this is like, I'm just going to tell him now. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Your mom was like, You're this is so unimportant to me. Yeah. Well, the the the tragedy is there were there were three brothers, the Denman Brothers, the determined brother and Chris, the youngest. I don't think he saw his 25th birthday and the middle aged Jesse didn't see his 19th birthday. So it was two out of the three cut down in their in their prime. They just got all that karma from free unicycles. Amy West Ham Sandwich Karma. Yeah. But yeah, so you know, they have real problems. But still, that was the end of me and my unicycle now. Now I own 15 year cycles and the reason. Different heights now know that every team has any. I didn't. Then I didn't have a unicycle from eleven and a half to adulthood like I was just done. I'd been broken of the unicycle. And then later on, when I became successful, every chick I told the sad unicycle story too would show up the following day with a unicycle. Now I have 12 month cycles because where they hear that hard luck unicycle story, they all come in the next day. You got to unicycle. Is it all Schwinn or Schwinn? Or is it just a different, different companies? You used to be like Schwinn? There was the Schwinn of unicycles, then the huffy of hoppy me and they made a s**tty unicycle, but I would have been good enough for me, right? But then later on, once the internet opened up and everything, there's a fad. There's dirt bike unicycles like off road unicycles. You know, there's everything. Oh yeah, it's a whole. It's a real thing. Oh yeah, there's a whole like mountain bike trail jumper through cycles subgenre here. Yeah, like Marty knobby tires on them. There's a whole world that just sounds like a crush of nuts just the whole time. The thing about you, you hear about motorcycles, what we ride off a loading dock or whatever picnic table, whatever I would do. You don't sit on it. You stand, Oh, you kind of. Oh, OK. You get the pedals in the middle, not six o'clock and 12 o'clock, three o'clock and nine o'clock. You get right in the middle and you stay right. When you jump off, you stand up. You get your nuts off of that. She asked my gaps. You know, we have maps riding a unicycle. Mike, do you? I told you. Hell yeah. Learn how to do something constructive. I set a Schwinn, which is some exercise if you ain't got ready to go. So I don't have any air in his tire. Got to get out the house. The internet is killing off to get outside, get some exercise, and I never liked my bike. Now I know you guys have to do a video. That's fantastic. Mike's got to get an air compressor, a little something that inspired the site. He's the right side. Grim to look at. He's right. I'll tell you, you do get a lot of exercise when there's no f**king air in your tire, that's for sure. I go uphill. You burn a lot more calories, right? So he and he's an amazing people. Call the cops on this brother stole a unicycle. 100 percent. All right. Yeah. You know, Mike. Yeah. All right. Well, tell him. Tell him I want to talk to him about his one wheel obsession. You guys need to do that would be Adam Carolla and Mike Epps. You know, I got an air compressor and a bike to promote this race, and I'm still going through our heavy fire celebrity unicycle content. We're making kinda watch people pop. All probably other people are writing this like Tom Hanks celebrity was. Yeah, Tom Hanks. Maybe that would bring us together. It would. I think it would reach across the aisle. Shout out to my Barbara that I went to yesterday. Yeah, man, because I was looking for it because I never really do barbers in L.A. I usually have my own clippers because I learn how to do what you do it. In college, I learned, because your book is how that's nice. So we'd go to the University of L.A. I used to have one of those wall clippers while I got one. Chris Damian asked to borrow it. I've never got it. Haircut. All right, sir. Do you mind if I cut my hair? I'll be back. I need a buzz. My city. Nice guy. You know, he was like, s**t, that's what he should have been done. Twenty four laid my luck. All right. He's left alone. All right now. OK. You did your own hair, so I and so on, I would come to L.A. I would. My friend Sarah Mello, who's awesome, works for icon Sarah Mello, the nicest human being on the planet producer of many comedy shows. I would keep my clippers. I bought Clippers for L.A. When I come out to L.A., I would have it at her house still do. And I go, I'm coming over to get the Clippers. This time I said, Let me find a, but I don't feel like doing this. Mm-Hmm. And I called up a place called La Faid, which is on Burbank Street, where Sherman Oaks, L.A. Fate. I don't know. I just said, let me call. And I looked. I said, I called them, say hello, L.A. face. I said, Do you have like, do you do like African-American ads? And you have to. They have to know. They go, Yeah, yeah, we do. Of course you go. Do you have like a black barbers? We have that, but they're booked up. But these other guys, they're not black, but they're I promise you, I said, All right, I trust you, lady. So I went over there and these guys were our many, all Armenians, not Kardashian, Armenians, not Eric Bogosian. Armenians, not Kevorkian. Armenians, not share shares. Armenian did not know Sarkisian as a real as they did a lot of Cologne covering 19. They like likeyou and this guy knew what was a fan of mine. He's like, Mitt, I'm a very big fan of yours. He was sitting that he's a client. And that's a flow from our many. I said, Oh, you're the Armani Armenia. Uh huh.. And the guy he says, I can cut your head. I cut your hair. I said, You re from Germany. I said, You can. You do? He goes. And I knew he was good because he goes. Of course I can. And he got sloppy. You know, the little thing he put it right? He was, yeah. And he said, yes. He goes, If I f**k your head up you, you cut my hair. Wow. That's how bad as he was and that son of a b***h. So I call my boy Ruben, Paul, Ruben, Paul, comedian, fantastic comedian Ruben to Ruby Tuesdays on At The Laugh Factory, which was awesome, by the way, Ruben. He opens up for George Lopez. He travels with George Lopez. By the way, famous unicycle is a corny unicycle. Com Peter Tosh Peter Tosh about, well, he's gone, Chris. He's gone. He's the reggae so that know that Peter Tosh. Yeah. Sorry, Peter Toshi was killed. Yeah. Peter Tosh is gone. OK. But Chris Martin is still alive. Why do I know Chris Martin, Coldplay? Oh, I gave you a little white knowledge. You gave me a little wider knowledge. I like cold Mark Ruffalo, Ruffalo, of course. The Hulk, Ruffalo, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. All unicycle guys do. You all would be a motley crew. Yeah. Wait, am I on the list of notable artists? All of my girls? Just Gad. Oh, that would be an amazing movie. Made an amazing movie. All right, so sorry. So Amo haircut and his name was Armand. Hourman and I have his double ottoman and I said, and he he brought up the straight razor. I'm talking my buddy. You get the hot lather and you get hot lava man because you see the line on my you. I got that. Shannon Sharpe Yeah. Yeah, Oh, oh, that car I wanted to tell you. Thumbs up. You got to go to levy fee. Man, I didn't know. I didn't know they did black people here. And this was monomania, man, I'm gonna tell you thump myth. You listen. It was one of the best. I doubted you. I doubted him, and I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to judge people, but you know, with black hair, you can't mess up black. Let me see your part. Is that a part? Oh, they give you a parts supplier already had a part and we had a pay, but my hair was growing. And so I said, Hey, here's the schematic. And he goes, Dude, you have picture. I said, Just do just clearly do the part. Let me tell you something you used to use the little the liners you. That's how you know, it's an eight inch wide. And then he takes the straight razor, what you can't do yourself, and he and he makes it sharp. When he took out the straight razor, I was on the phone with my boy, Ruben, Paul, and he goes, Where are you at? I go, I got an Armenian barber. He's black, so he's like, He's like, Really? Let me see. And he goes, Oh, he brought out the straight razor. He knows what he's doing. Well, let me know what he's doing. Let me ask. He killed it, man from L.A. Fake. Can I ask you about the black man's carved in part? Please tell me about the black man. Anything you want to learn. Adam Carolla. I'm first on the list. The famous that's on Wikipedia. But is that on the famous side? I don't feel like Mark Ruffalo would enjoy being on a list with me. But on the Wikipedia unicycle page, they list famous Unisoc lists and then people notable from other things besides unicycle. So basically celebrities who unicycle and you are first on the damn better find those people. It's not alphabetical. All right. You got it. Publicists and tell him, I want to talk to you, unicycle is going to be so don't get Trudeau on this show. Trudeau Yeah, so let me ask you this. Yes, the carved in part, yes, it's it's there to simulate a part, yes. But obviously the black man doesn't. I mean, it has happen, you know, the look back of the day. Booker T. Washington or something? Oh yeah. Martin Luther King that you had me part man part. So let me make this analogy, OK? During World War Two, yes, we had to. We were short on a lot of materials like rubber and and things of that and a way to ration things, right? And silk was needed to make parachutes so women couldn't get silk stockings, nylons in ourselves using my parachute. So what women would do when they went out at night is they would take an airliner and they would draw a line down the back of their leg. That look made it look like they were wearing nylons or silk stockings when they weren't. It was simulating it. Isn't that what the brother's doing with this part? No. I love how you brought the history here. Let's see. Right now, I'm not saying you ripped them off. I'm saying it's analogous, not knowing. Almost your analogy was very close, but very off. The reason why I'm talking like this because I feel like a civil rights leader with the past and see you. I have been saying falsities that are not believable. Doesn't brother Cornel West have that fake? You know, he's got no real partner. I wasn't like this brother, Alisyn. Yeah, I think we got to get together. It's not about color. I don't have a part, but that's the problem. That's the vision. No. But see, I'm talking because as you can see here, this is like the temptations. Nineteen sixty five. Get ready. Get ready to get ready because here I come on my way. Get ready, cause here I come, right? You want to play, hide and seek with love? Let me remind you this. It's all right. The the love and your going on is and the time it takes to find you, you're out of sight. But that graffiti found faux home. Look out, baby. Cause here I go. You know who you rare earths version of? That's song was fire f**king hell, our damn fire. Do you know rare earth version of that song? It's amazing. I know it's like the white dudes rocking version. It's not the R&B. It's fantastic. It's it's a f**king kick ass, right? And it's about 10 minutes long and it starts off like they're playing this. And it doesn't start until all right, like three or four minutes. Then it goes down and down in and bound by that down. Yeah. See, I yeah, the radio version, they were laughing this off. This is like, this is what I love about those bands. Mario and the guy is drumming and singing, Oh, is there the I watched the video. Oh, I watched the video and I wanted to see because Rabri knows everything. Oh, you do. Yeah. Well, I know a lot of black s**t. You know, a lot of white chicks. That's why we're good together, you know? And the thing is, I know why. Never mind a girl just makes me feel the way that you do your you're right now and then my be avril. I tell you, do you're at the side? Well, three ladies do it and they don't put milk out. Baby Rock. Oh ! You can read. And. Yesterday, when I got to my great Brady. Yeah, go on. All right. What was the name of The Brady Bunch, man? Oh oh, the the silver platter, whatever. Oh God, Frank, let me tell you something about no one. About s**t, everybody. People offer up a lot. Excuse, sir. I didn't have cable TV. I never watch that. I was born in nineteen seventy nine. I remember. How come Godfrey knows everything I know? Well, how do you explain Godfrey that? Well, here's the thing I love OK, my mom recipes. My mom was an all. My parents were like almanacs. My father was a news doc guy. I know a lot of news motherf**kers, people. How do you know John Chancellor and Walter Cronkite and right Ted Koppel? And because my pops was a news guy, he invoked. And then that's all he liked was Charlton Heston, Ben-Hur and then just news weird. But my mother was a old movie like Freak and comedies, and so she was a TV head. So my mother could watch two or three different soap operas at the same time. Guiding light, you know, as the world turns and general how she could just turn to different channels. And so she would make she would quiz me on a lot of s**t. Mm-Hmm. You know, I would watch like Citizen Kane when Orson Welles. Yeah, right? He who played his wife, the lady who played Phoebe in in all my children. Oh, really? That was her and my mother. I guess who that is. I go, That's none of that. So I was always into random knowledge and you know, the TV guy. Remember we had a TV guide? Yes. So the TV Guy TV Guide refers to my grandmother. The only thing any one of my family subscribed to was my grandmother in the TV guide. My mom, my mom wouldn't subscribe to anything my dad once subscribed to because I was too expensive. Right. But my grandmother subscribed to the TV guide and then we get it and circle s**t and like, highlight s**t. And then my mom would want to borrow it, you know? You know, it was probably 40 cents at the supermarket and she'd like, Can I borrow? I kind of need the guy how they would wrestle those TV guide who guided you through TV. And it was in the newspaper. We had the Chicago Tribune. And you open it, you get your TV guide, and they would always have random Hollywood like knowledge and you would read and go, Oh, I didn't know this, so I always looked for that. I knew that The Flintstones was based off the honeymooners. You know, Phoebe was the name of the wife. Yeah. Phoebe, the lady who played Phoebe, the name Phoebe Phoebe, was featured in the opening song of Of a popular 60s sitcom. Oh s**t, Phoebe. Mm-Hmm. Hi, Phoebe, Phoebe. Now let me. I have an aunt, Phoebe. Let me let me try to nudge you toward the light. I know Godfrey knows everything. I know. I know. But this is this is early. This is like, you know, pre good times and all the family. This is Phoebe Cates in the theme now in the theme of the song. And you know all the themes, but this is a rock and one this isn't moving on up. This is this is something different in the theme song. They mentioned the name Phoebe in this popular, I would say, mid 60s, possibly early 60s sitcom. Think more in the ilk of Bewitched and less in the ilk. Oh, good times are so not bewitched. Not I dream of Jeannie, because that was an edge. Those were instrumental. All right. Let me help you, dad. Like a little more help. I guess I would. I need a lifeline. The title of the sitcom? f**k. Well, there was a sitcom later on with Fran Drescher in it that had some of the same title cards. She played the maid, maybe as the nanny. All right. OK, Phoebe, Phoebe, damn it. Wait, we went from Fran Drescher. Yeah, yeah, Danny, it's got. All right, I'm going to ask s**t, Jodi, 60s and then a Oh, wow, no. Phoebe. Oh no, s**t. OK. Damn. Theme song to nanny and the professor. That many of the have never heard that step, Fran Drescher. No, no, no. He's an old and was a dummy. I didn't know the sitcom. I don't know that Fran Drescher was a reboot of it. It's the It's A was a popular sitcom from the 60s, 63 64. I mean, it was in there. It was early 63 64, and it was about a professor and a beautiful English nanny, and he had like three kids to raise. Not my. That's not my three sons in there. All right. Well, play three songs and you can hear. In the theme, they name Phoebe. So we try to this black girl magic. Yes, sir. Since the day that many came to stay with us, fantastic. But that's what's her name. It really is. She does, or is this makes you think she? Andy Murray, you know, I that must have been one season. You can be. Wasn't one season, I know what been. He told, oh, they did Tic TAC toe on the bean bag. That's almost pre Brady Bunch. Put it out. Here it is. The pig in the lake is a silly name and so many silly things keep having. What a terrible theme song. Oh, let's not critique just because you couldn't get it. No, I could get it because I said, I bet you it was one season. Now you know what that reminds me? What year was that one season? And he says Phoebe, figuratively, is a silly name. And so he like they were. They sound like they were making three seasons bad. Come on now. 17. You threw 70. Did you watch season Hale? Well, evidently I knew who Phoebe figure. Lily Savage. I knew he was gone. Let me tell you something. You can't. You can't mess with. See, they almost sounded like a Partridge family like the Partridge family. So cold that theme song so cold didn't. And then and then and and then in the four episodes, Godfrey for that, the nanny and the professor. It was a different. You got holes in the same brother. Hello, world. There's a song that I try to spackle over it with some you know you're you're not a whole lot. Love is what we'll be bringing in. Did it make you happy? Did we say we love travel together? We get a little love and then we keep moving on. Something always happens whenever we're together. We get a happy feeling when we're seeing it is so long. There's a song that we're seeing it. Come on, get happy. The Lebanese roll out of love, it is what we bring in. Thank you. Happy. Y'all want to make you happy, but make you happy. See you, s**t, man, we should tour. Shirley Jones and David Cassidy What you talk about Sean Cassidy's half brother, David Cassidy had a tragic life. It was terrible. Yeah, I thought he was doing good for his father, Jack Cassidy. So died in the fire. Yeah, his by the way, when you hear, I mean, usually Jack Cassidy stole capacity, by the way, was the height guys used to wear kerchiefs. Yeah, they did take a handkerchief. You wrap it around your neck and you pull it through one of those napkin. Is that a circle? It's like at a nice restaurant. I pull it. It's a it's a it's somewhere between a Boulogne and Ascot and a bow tie. It's like it's got elements of everything and you pull it off to the side. Now you're hip. 60S Turkey. Yeah, he was very Jack Cassidy. Yeah. Died in his apartment on the west side in an apartment fire. By the way, back back when you know they go, what happen? And they go, well, he was smoking a cigarette and he fell asleep. Yeah. All right. That's what the story is. What he was drinking. Yeah. They didn't smoke this. And then he passed out. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you know, fall asleep, smoking a cigarette now and don't wake up you. Yeah. And go, Oh s**t, my sperm, my kerchiefs on fire. He was drinking. Yeah, I mean, I'm not judging, but I'm saying, Let's be accurate. Burn your people is to burn their sofas and beds all time with cigarettes as he fell asleep while he was. So that was just an alarm. Had I heard he was a raging alcoholic and, you know, would Judge David Cassidy? Shaun Cassidy was half brother do run, run, run, run, run. So David was. David Cassidy wanted to be Jimi Hendrix. What? Yeah. Dan don't even make sense now. He he's not saying he wanted to inhabit his body. I'm saying he went to rock and roll. I'm not saying right. You know who wanted to be Jimi Hendrix? I'll tell you who really wanted to be Jimi Hendrix? Phil Lynott from Thin Lizzy wanted to be Jimi. Oh, really? He had the guy or the Black Irish guy. Yeah, the hair he. But he wanted to be, but he just couldn't get there. Hmm. The boys are back in town. Boys are back in town. I love I love prison break. A jamboree of jailbreak jailbreak. Oh, it's going to be your jailbreak. So, you know, because I like it the middle of it. He gives a warning to all the ladies. He's like, Hey, no liner in the middle of jailbreak. He goes, Hey, you good looking female? Yeah, come on back. Rape your a*s. Yeah, yeah. You play jailbreak you up by Thin Lizzy. He's a black Irishman. What do you do? Die twenty six or seven or sex drugs? And he was a half Irish, you know, but he grew up in Ireland. You ever see them? The album with a running band, Thin Lizzy Rock. They were awesome. I like bin awesome. I liked him when he died of pneumonia and heart failure due to sepsis and my own sepsis. Sure, there's drugs or whatever. Adam goes, Here's the story. Yeah. Somewhere in this town. That's the other thing about this song is there's going to be a jailbreak somewhere somewhere in this in this town. If I was on law enforcement, I would check the jail outside the prison area and probably stay away from the I probably stay away from the water park, and I probably avoid the soft swirl yogurt place right where the prison was and park my car when Joe. Tonight, that's gonna be his break. I just love that he yells at a woman. He does the move they do and Mr. Microphone. Like, we'll be back to pick you up later, woman. But he's basically going, Hey, hot chick, we've been cooped up for a long time. That's what I'm coming for you for this baby. Well, yeah, it was a little corny. Some of us. We'll see. That's how come he couldn't be Jimi Hendrix? That's cool. I didn't have that flavor. Yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah. There's a sleeper record by Thin Lizzy called Black Rose. Is it amazing? Yeah, the people don't. It's amazing. What does it take to become a hit? That's just be the music business where that goes. I love. Yeah, I like Thin Lizzy a lot. Well, check out Black Rose. I think it's out and I'll probably get it, but it's a deep cut thin Lizzy record. But I think he's going to say, is he going to say something? This is going to wait until he talks about the good looking female. Hey, baby, hey, we're escaping from this. He gets into a film. He's like female. Yeah, oh, here it is. And he said, Well, we got to do this back to the bridge, to the bridge, to the siren. Oh, wow. Oh yeah, it's in a pocket. No vulgarity slide right now. So they're out now. All right, Frank, and bring it out. We're out of jail. Mm hmm. They don't get there, do they know? Yeah. No one talks about Thin Lizzy. Like they talk about everyone else. Yeah, I'm getting an education. I got to be honest with you guys right now. There's a lot of knowledge. I know I see that he stopped me with I. Review. Here we go. Got me real nice, sweet and rollicking along with that baseline. And here's where he's going to say that to me, that's going to be a breakout. Do the citizens have home today to try to stop us? No, good long. Oh. Searchlight on my trail. OK. And that's how the night here. There it is. Hey, you. Female fans will come here and say, Whoa, that's great. All right, well, some rape and insiders say it would be of a little road rage. You've heard of road rage, but this is road rage. True, you could commit that wasn't written anywhere that wasn't in the lyric sheets that they all came and it was come it. It was like Phil. Is that what the problem is? Like you just say, Come here, that seems like, but I was going to say I was going to, you know, make love to Phil. I had this whole part about you jumping in the backyard and stealing clothes off a clothesline and swapping your jailbird out for the clothes that were on the clothesline and you went right to rape. But what about what we agreed on in the band meeting the part where there were some jeans hanging on a clothesline? No, I had no part about going to Mexico, and I didn't do the rape part. Well, you just added that, oh, come on, it's good and makes sense. Gives it more texture to get spins on the FM dial, you understand. You want to know what's number one on the charts right now. Helen Reddy I am woman, Helen. You understand Phil. So we got to back out the rape talk. Helen Reddy back to the Make a run for Mexico. I love you young, good looking female. That doesn't even ride. Got me looking for cable. I feel like these guys be so. You just said that Searchlight was right behind you, right? You really think you have time for rape film? It really did move. All right. Let's just get one my way. Where do you steal the clothes off the clothes line? OK. He's he's just that's why he just couldn't get to Jimmy. Wouldn't save them like that. He may. Hey, are you experience? All right. At least he's asking the right guy for all. You experience success. And if the answer is no, then Jimmy will keep walking writes like, That's OK, Ben. You know, I'm on another planet anyway. You know, I mean, who cares? It's all universal. You know, pussy is everywhere, man in India, you know? All right. We need to take a break. Jason's got the news. I got to tell you what became of David Cassidy, and we'll do all that. All right after this. Morgan and Morgan life can be crazy sometimes, and one person's negligence can result in another person's settlement. That's right. So if you ever get injured, check out Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm, over 100 offices nationwide and more than a thousand lawyers, so they got enough to cover you. More than $20 million recovered for 500000 plus clients. So it's a lot of money. It's a lot of clients. Morgan Morgan has a proven track record of fighting to get you your full and fair compensation going on the road and doing stand up every weekend when that can be hard. 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Godfrey is going to be a Kobs in San Francisco August 30th, August, September 1st. Coming up this week is going to be dope. I love carbs. You love carb carbs. This great, fantastic funnybones. Columbia home. That's Columbia. Sorry, Ohio, that's coming up 27 and 29 September and then punch line Sacramento. Yes, October 3rd and the 4th. Yes, lots of great room to man. So fantastic. It's Live Nation and they're their venues are beautiful and you should go to Godfrey Live dot com for all the live shows and check out Godfrey Ticktock. It's solid. Thank you. Yeah. See, yeah, we're having the cast. David Cassidy. It's the seventies early seventies and he plays the guitar and he's listening to Cream and LED Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix and Thin Lizzy, and he wants to f**kin rock like any nineteen year old would want to do play the guitar in 1974, you know? But all of a sudden the Partridge family comes along. Yeah, so now he's got to sing the wholesome, family friendly Partridge Family song that someone else is writing, and he's now he's singing it because he can sing and he plays. He's the only. He's good looking and he's good looking, and he's the only guy in the in the Partridge family that is singing and playing. Yeah, so he's singing and playing, and the songs are going in number one and he becomes the Tiger Beat Idol and now all the girls and all the bubblegum. Yes, Tiger beat box and all the posters and everything. Now he's trapped because he wants to go and rock, and he also knows that the guys he's looking up to look down at him is playing this bubblegum music as a sellout. Right? So he goes, but he's got to go. He's going to go tour now because he's selling out stadiums because this show is so massive and he goes to play like a show in Europe and one of the girls gets crushed in the stampede to get to the stage. So, you know, 13 year old girl gets crushed, trying to get to the front of the stage and he never gets over it. And and then he starts drinkin and he never stops drinking and he can't stop drinking. And then at some point he gets like dementia from me, and he's like forgetting the words to his songs and there want him to come back and sing all the Partridge family song. Sixty five. Now it's it's it's as a tale of a guy who had everything and and still had a very sad life and like and like many ways, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. All right. So Shaun Cassidy was the half brother, right? Yes. Half brother, OK. Half brother and his step mom played his mom, Shirley Jones, in the Partridge family. That was Shirley Jones as Phoebe figure. Lily Godfrey can't stand it when he misses the reference he can. It's going to haunt him for the rest of his life. Yeah, man, it's kind of hard. I saw a father and my three sons, doo doo doo doo. Did it in remember the cycle that they're there to do that they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going to gossip. Oh yeah. You know, the family affair theme song from a good family? No, no. That is the one that the redheaded old man. No doubt. But the family? Yeah, it's a little bit. Yes. With the blond kid family. But that's sly. The family stone family back in the valley. Yeah. And it's him, I guess, the greatest song ever. They didn't write any lyrics down. Oh yeah. Not so funny. Yes. Sort of pointing his mama and daddy over there in May of 2016, still checking each other out. Oh yeah, just runs out of steam. All play music. So good. Yeah, write some words down my song that you know is a family to go. Get back to you. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, that that song and roar. Oh, I can't we be friends with that? You write lyrics down there like, why should we be of? You think you're working for the CIA? You should be working for the mafia? Yes. You got it right. Everyone needs to write down s**t you can't vamp. You're not doing. James Brown was known for it, too. Yeah. Oh yeah. They don't get back. Pay back a man. Payback back fine family affair slaying fans now in its middle. And it's in the second part where he talked about mom and dad been married for families and how that music is sitting there. Yeah, the groove is there. They just didn't write it down. The baby's bedroom, 3000 feet go to the middle and beyond. Nobody wants to be left out. Mom and dad been checking each other out. They can't leave because your heart is out of it. And you know, of course, you've been so well. I can't write down lyrics. No, you can't sit down and tell me, how is it that he's got? He's going to think he's going to show up with the mom and dad. And it was done. He just got out. Yeah. Yes, another screen gets read to it. Well, Wolf, the hand that Drew is sick. Jesus Christ. I yeah, I don't know if they even knew who was going to sing when the drugs were so good that they could play their asses off. And you said you don't mind just the music. So good. Let's see if he goes in a moment. There we go. Oh God. Oh, you got to back it up? Or do you do? Oh, maybe it's the middle. He even went up a new new. New. Just a little scam. Right next that happens. Is that due? Doesn't. Where are you going to stick it out? Yeah. The answers like when you get really drunk and your roommate mocking comes in the room, are you? I know where they're fired up. Oh. Let's get right to and go there. Oh, it very felt that way about, Oh all. All right. Let's do some news, mayhem. We got we got some new Nvidia employees can work seven days a week. It's 2:00 a.m. But Bewdley leave because of the AI chips giant lavish pay. So essentially what's happened here is that the video people can attend up to 10 meetings a day, each of them involving 30 or more people. They make chips. These guys, yeah, think. And Nvidia stock has surge saw that three thousand seven hundred and seventy six present beating employees who have been working in the company for the past five years are very likely to be millionaires. Then they surpass what Microsoft? Some they surpass somebody. Yeah, but it just it's it's news now when someone works real hard and spends a long time in their office. What do you f**king think? Henry Ford did it. You? It's all people dead. It's worked hard and spent a lot of time in their office. It isn't news. Yeah, we make it news now. We're like, Oh, the environment. The environment is what I mean. Jesus Christ, I was on a construction site for 12 years. The environment was not good. Never environment. I didn't even have an environment where there's no environment. They would have wanted to know what the f**k I was talking about if I said I didn't like the environment. The siren meant the on this construction site, and the market capitalization exceeded one trillion dollars. Wow. And the work rate of worker attrition fell to just 2.7 percent. When you pay people that tend not to want to leave. Yeah, right. It's how it works. In video, employee parking lot is full of high end cars such as Porsches, Corvettes, Lamborghini, Meet Young, Sweet and yeah, I used real estate agent in Palo Alto told Bloomberg News that worked with someone. VIDEO employees and someone make down payment between 40 to 60 percent on homes worth millions of dollars. So everybody's balling it. And video, you know, I used to date a check from there. No. Should have hung on, really. Yeah, Dale, Japanese. Yeah, that's coming into focus. There we go. Yeah, yeah. What do you do there? Yeah, I choose one of these chip experts. Oh, something about that. Yeah, but you know, maybe you get along. Yeah. Sometimes you know, it's hard. I was just on the road, baby. Rolling Stone. OK, get them to do. Don't jump to Papa was a Rolling Stone. That's that song. That's great. That's the lyrics are amazing. That's the Larry Ladies hat was. So the next line is the greatest line. And he died. All he left us was alone. That's the that's the greatest line in music. That's Motown. All he left us was a gamble and huff Motown guys machine that you wrote that had to be at you. Oh, maybe it would have been at the end, all he left us was alone. It's the greatest line. Devastating blow. Yeah, that's a short story. But almost at Marvel. It was the day of September at Dell. Always remember you somewhere. That was the day that my daddy died that day. Oh, and oh, when he said Mama just hung her head, who had said and said, Yeah, that's just the way this old. It's, you know, it's a f**kin kick a*s song, too. Speaking of that, yeah. And it's been more than 50 years in the ghetto. Oh yes. Yes, I know that sounds. That's a good. Mac Davis rat. That's black tape. There used to be the Mac Davis show. Yeah. And I was like, Who's this white man with kind of an afro? Yeah. Had a kind of a before bad natural. There was Mac days, probably. Mac Davis died. He had a NAT. He had a natural and he was. He starred in a movie. Oh, what movie was that? North Dallas? Forty. That's right. Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah. Not please, man. This game got back back back. You know what? That looks like his head shot from when he tried to guest star the love boat ready? Yeah. Who? Oh, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, love exciting and new hoverboard. We're expecting you it. Life's sweetest reward. Let it flow. It floats back to you. The love boat did it, so we'll be making another run. The love boat. Dennett promises something for everyone. The same goes for adventure. Your minds are the new romance dad and love. Then it won't hurt anymore, dad. And it's an open smile. Oh, oh no friendly show. Oh, it's long. Welcome aboard, it's long game is here, baby, sit with my cappuccino, no one f**king word, Janice. All right, Bangor was Jack Jones. Yeah, that is the most coolest, widest voice other than Frank Sinatra. God love. Yeah, yeah, I use the remaining pine for chicks now. Exciting and new board. That's right. LeBron James Varney can't call me dad on the court. Kind of call me two three or Bron. One of the biggest questions leading up to the next NBA season has been answered. LeBron James call LeBron dad when they share the court going, yeah, ad from the king himself. The answer is Hell no. Right now that his oldest son, DeMar, is a teammate on the Lakers, the four time champion ended speculation on how the work relationship will play out, especially when it comes to how the rookie will address them. No, he can't call me dad. Thirty nine year old Bryant LeBron James said on an upcoming episode of the shop Uninterrupted, uninterrupted. I don't know. I guess that's the show. That's his show. Yeah, OK, can I call me dad in the workplace? Once we leave out of the private facility and the gates close, I can be dad again. Yeah, I hope he doesn't say Dad, why not pass me the ball? Dad, Dad, pass me the rock little b***h. No other player should yell Dad is Pakistan just to f**k with them, right? Start getting in and his head. Yeah, how much time, how much playing time you think Brian is going to get? I think they're going to wait. There might do it when they got a nice lead. If they really play like a good lead and try them out when they play in like some buster as team preseason, maybe give them some runs in season one. The Lakers one of drafted Bronny if LeBron wasn't there. But would he be drafted in the league at all? I don't know. They said he was OK. His his the scouting games were pretty good. He didn't. He it? Yeah. I mean, obviously, he's got to be at a certain level. But is he at a high enough level? I don't know, man. Maybe what if he gets better? We don't know. We have to see it. We got to see it. And plus in this game, I don't know. I think the NBA is a little soft now. I don't think there is physical anymore, as they used to be. Kevin Garnett just said that on iOS. Let me tell you some man. For Real. A lot of you ball players now wouldn't have survived in the 90s and 12 swear to God you wouldn't have handled all that body. He's like, I love Kevin Garnett. Yeah, yeah, Kevin was a beast. He said, I'm telling you, you guys wouldn't survive that. So Brady, I don't know. You know, I don't. I don't. The LeBron James would've survived in the night because he's the way he's built and all this other stuff. But I don't know, man, because when I watched the Olympics, by the way. Mm hmm. And Serbia give gave us the business. They were physical. You know, Jokic is from there. Yeah, is from there. So they gave him like it was physicality. And surprisingly, they stepped it up and I was like, I want to see that kind of basketball again, where defense is being played there, bump in and, you know, but I don't know if brawny. I don't know. I don't know. We got to see, you know, you never know what if he but he's on there is LeBron. If Brown is not getting minutes, is LeBron going to complain a little bit? I think he should I go. You got to earn that. Yeah, I don't think he should. That would be wack because I would think sports would be the last area of where you got to be able to play. It's like comedy. They give anybody a special now. There's a lot of great comedians and you watch a lot of trash and you can and people will use the the excuse. Well, comedy is subjective. What's what? Well, there's funny, endearing, funny, OK, and you don't have to like anybody's style. But I understand when certain comics are funny and they're and they're they're, you know, they have their stage time and their presence. Oh, who was the last? I don't know if it's the last. Who's the most famous professional Father-Son sports in the league? Ken Griffey and Canseco? Ken Griffey Senior. Yeah. Did they both? Yeah, they played on the same team at the same time, and they both hit homeruns in the same game and base hits in the same game. And Ken Griffey, junior and senior, caught the ball over the over. Like Rob, home runs almost the same way when he played for the Yankees. And yeah, but they did did the first time for NBA. The first time did did Barry Bonds and Bobby Bonds play at the same time? No, I think that, yeah, no. I think Bobby Barry Bobby was leaving. Yeah, Bobby was leaving. But I wonder, how far did Barry Bonds and Bobby Bonds miss each other? Paul and Rick Russell not as father brothers. Sorry. All right. Pitchers sorry. Yeah. All right. Ty Cobb in Texas. Randy TAXCUTS. Randy, Tex guy. That right backs Cobb and Tex Ty Tyrus. Raymond Cobb. Well, here, let's switch it up here. A lonely dolphin may be behind a series of attacks on swimmers in Japan. Yes, guys like Single Bottlenose Dolphin is believed to be hiding behind a series of attack on swimmers and a Japanese seaside town, possibly out of loneliness. Japanese broadcaster NHK reported on August 20th that a man in his 50s been bitten on both hands that morning by a dolphin approached him and try to show the way at a beach in Saranga City in Fuchi. It was put in place. He's a takiego. He was the 18th dolphin victim on July 21st and the second one in as many days put him on. Apparently, what's going on? Oh, it's Godzilla. This dolphin has been shunned from his pod and is now just roaming up and down the coast, biting random people in a playful manner. That's in another life. Damn, it did determine. What year did Bobby bonds leave an fixated on bobby bonds last season? 81. Barry Bonds first season 86. Five years and five years. I had a Bobby Bonds baseball bat. Hmm. I sure did. He played Padres, right? But he said, I don't remember. Bobby Bonds giants shine. Giants OK. Padres, I think, was Barry Bonds. First was the Padres. Pittsburgh four. Barry Bonds. First then. That's right, Francisco. OK, OK, you want to. You want a palate cleanser by singing the flipper. I was going to say, I damn, I don't remember to flip your song Flipper Flipper faster than like me. Now, when you see I smile and he know Flipper, what do you say, flipper? Yeah, Lassie with telling stuff, Flipper would tell you that gentle ben starts over and I'm boy what they're showing in the well, oh OK, I'll follow you. OK? My dog doesn't do s**t. He lays around thinking about eating. You're going to help me. Someone gets trapped in a well. They better f**king get out on their own. I feel trapped. Well, as a good boy book? Yeah. Flipper would. Oh God, I used to watch the shows and go, Oh, I'm trapped in this. Yeah, box in North Hollywood. The mom that doesn't make sandwiches and lunatics, guys out on the Everglades with her own dolphin. All dolphin, all kinds. God. Oh yeah. Yeah, you got more news? Oh yeah, one more I got one. An epic mongoose and cobra fight on an airport tarmac delays flight, and I hope to God we have footage. There's some type of but because of Cobra and we do a cobra and a mongoose treat airplane runway. This is like a fan. I saw this in India, unfortunately. Now here we go. Here we go. Wow. Wow. Yes. I mean, bill, somebody's pets got out of the plane. No, no. That's pretty normal in India, I believe. It just so happened to be at an airport now. You know what I'm about to say. Breaking ticket Ricky. Tickets have I know everything you know? I know everything in the room. Got Jackie Typekit baby? Yeah, I think that's required reading in America, does he Typekit? Yeah. Charlotte's Web. There's a whole gang of them now. Oh, there's a three on one I didn't get. The news reporter didn't say that. Wow. Yeah, here's that man. If I lived in a place with cobras and these like crazy racc**ns, I yes, I would travel with one. I mean, not not that I would travel with the Mongoose. I would make friends with the mom and I would just travel with her. I wouldn't go anywhere without the Mongoose. I wouldn't. You want to go on a hike? Not without Ricky. I'm taking Ricky everywhere I go, because if there's a place where there's cobras everywhere I think about, I need my, I need my mongoose. Well, you're dangerous. So amazing that they have somebody to stop a cobra. You'd be right. Yes. 75 King Cobra. There's a mongoose going in. No, they win 80 percent of the time, is what it says here in the news part and the cultural reference. But you know, the king of Cobra was looking at a cobras. Not not, not not not the warriors, I think was Billy Dee. Oh, oh no, what? I was forty five. I got 40. Ha ha ha ha ha. Anybody want a cold? Forty five Billy Dee Williams And I'm going to tell you this is one of the best beers I've ever or the best commercial. Twenty five malt liquor. A weird thing in the black community. Cigarettes were menthol. Yeah, which is like cigarettes that taste like a candy cane. Yeah, but malt liquor tastes like s**t compared to an IPA. Oh, OK. OK, one of. How about this one, you're going to like this one? Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull, the bull. Remember the bull with Chase Black people? That was one of my first jokes as a comic. Why is it? I watch Budweiser and why do the Chilean? They have a nice time at the beach hanging out, but black people get a beer. A bull chases down, tries to kill us. That's right. Bull s**t. Schlitz Well, if we get I don't know why we got Billy Dee commercial. Billy Dee Billy Dee was so invested in Drink and Colt 45 that he modified his work desk to make a special drinking dash. So when he hit a button, a ice tray, the beer would pop out. Oh yeah, wow. Now that's Lando Calrissian. I'll see Billy. Did you get my Mickey Williams on body language? You know, body language tells you a lot about what a person's thinking, I remember. That means he has an interest in the finer things in life. That means he also wants a little fun and a life, but only with the right man. And now she's pouring cold water since know last month when they might have a junior. Mickey's big master at Forty Five King comes up with a drink at all. Wow, that was smooch every time. That's all I hear of the fact that it's high octane beer and and the slug line is it works every time. What do you mean worse? Look at that lady over there. You can tell my position that she wants a right man. That's right. Hey, you want that. You need some company. You would think right in my mind. You're nine malt liquor away from success. My brother got. You know what? I would sell out my people if they gave me the right contract. Hot chick at a party. Never seen a chick drink at one sip of a malt liquor. Have you ever been on a date and you're ordering and you're like, I'll have a dirty martini and the chick goes, You got malt liquor. It's like, never heard. I've never seen a woman at any age ever request a malt liquor. I'll take a shake, a milkshake, a malt, a milkshake. I like melted. But like, let me tell you, boy really looking really nice in here. A lot of hot women. Let me tell you what's going to get their cookies with a little bit of malt liquor? Drop, you lose credibility. There's a Billy Dee one, which one? There's one where looking for? Hammer says. I'm looking for a hammer, but I don't. But that could have been the hammer. Fred, Fred Williams believes Williamson, maybe, but there's one where he has a drink and desk is upstairs, and it's like, that's what you're talking about. Speaking of Hammer, Hammer used that because Mongoose, I'd never thought, would be in a rap lyrics when when Hammer first came out before it, you can't touch this. It was a song called Can you feel it louder? It's like I roll order gets me. This is the first time we see Hammer, who's like, Who is this guy? And he goes, He's like, You're a snake. I'm a mongoose. I was like, Who are you? Is that right? We got the ball ready. We got the Schlitz in the middle. These were commercials. We were watching Soul Train. OK, we're black folks was. We know after American Bandstand was mainly white. You know that's what it's Barry Manilow. Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Right, right. Right. But watch Schlitz Malt Liquor, we can't even have a beer. We're not. I'm sorry for the Eddie Murphy voice without a me trying to stick us in a spurs you on the slogan, Oh, pick is going to look out for you because I want you to enjoy it when it comes to drinking. Oh my God. Oh, thank God for Wilson Pickett. Yeah. And that means I have to pull the liquor. Not bad. I'll try to kill Wilson Pickett. He's a shark. Although nobody makes malt liquor licence, people. Yeah, man. He's a nobody going to get with the bar sickle-cell now. This f**king guy. So overcome a lot of black people coming to kill. He was like this. I don't think so. I got a I got a barber chair. I got a tan barber chair. I'm going up. Do you know who Wilson Pickett influenced the most, who was a huge fan of Wilson Pickett and saying, like him too, because I'm going to wait till the midnight? That's Wilson Pickett. Oh, okay, I want. I want that land of 1000 dances one two three four. That's Wilson Pickett. Guess who was, I mean, literally copy Wilson Pickett? Hmm. White guy, of course. A white guy. Oh yeah, you can do it. You can do it. Come on. Come on, come on. You need some malt liquor to get your memory back. I mean, I would have known like the Blues brothers. Love Wilson Pickett. They didn't copy him that couldn't sound like he's saying, well, women loved him. Oh, OK. He loved women. I'm just f**king f**king Hayes right here. St. Louis mayhem was right. Oh gee. But you know, well, you know Don Cornelius from Shelter, right? Yeah. From Chicago cop from Chicago. Yeah, he big came out here. Yes, right? Came out here. Didn't talk very fast. Not at all. Super slow. I just want to let you know it's going to be a stone gas honey that we have next, coming up. Oh gee. Oh, this is a family affair. So he later on in life had a little bit of issue with the law. Yes. Yes, he did. And he got into some situation with the ladies. Yes. And it's weird because there's lots of different crime. You know, there's like assault and battery. There's there's arson and stuff like that. But then there's weird stuff that gets into like imprisonment, Tom Joad and stuff like that. He he got charged for like imprisoning women in his house. It was R. Kelly R. Kelly. Yeah, it wasn't like rape and or whatever. Aggravated assault. Yeah, he got imprisonment. Like Rick? Rick, what's his name? Got it, Rick. Rick Springfield. Yeah. Rick James, Rick. Oh, Rick James was charged with imprisoning. Yeah. False imprisonment. Yeah, yeah. Charge. I'm Rick James, b***h. Yeah, yeah. And Rick James was a bad. His music was the s**t. My sister went to see a Rick James concert and touched his boot and would not shut the f**k up for a week. She's not Dutch. This boot, I touch this booty like whatever man. She touched his boot. You went, I didn't, and we put together for a long time. I like, right? But he the bad motherf**ker. What did Don Cornelius get charged with at a weird took a couple of playmates, brought him home and didn't let them leave, said I was going to be a stone gas honey. That's right. He he did something. All right. Let's take a break. 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Don Cornelius was accused of locking up and violently sexually assaulting two young playboy bunnies decades ago, and that was his. Wow. Don Cornelius, that guy like wanted. I saw the documentary and you know who's narrating the Soul Train documentary? Terrence Howard. Oh, Terrence Howard. Yeah. Terrence Howard talks like this, so you have to understand that one plus one is three. The famed mathematician? Yes, he is. They're doing a Soul Train doc. No, they already did it. Oh, come on a couple of years. It's great. What's it on? I love Doc's tried, tried Netflix or try that because I did it. I saw it a few years ago. Uh huh.. Like, where do your docs move to? He has some good docs, have you seen his race car docs? I haven't seen how you got your mind, Willie T ribs. Yeah. Shelby, yeah, I've seen all of. Oh, thank you. Seen them all their dope as hell. Oh, good. Because I'm a doctor. It. I love docs, too. I don't know where my docs are. They're on the internet. I don't know if I just put up company money. And there's Paul Newman, Paul Newman. So there is four verses for or four hours 20 to 24 hour war. That's great is good. And that movie was good, too. And then there is Shelby America American. So I've seen them all, all in race cars and the first black race car driver. And what is it? Was it NASCAR? Willie T ribs went to England and raced in like Formula V or whatever, like the English open wheel thing and a bunch of success in England came here. Yeah. Wanted to drive the next step up the Formula Atlantic because as a stepping stones before you get to F1, yeah, drove well in Formula Atlantic, but then couldn't get sponsorship, then Bill Cosby got involved to provide sponsorship. Ended up driving in Trans Am. Yeah, the Trans AM series, which is not trans AM cars, just a Trans AM series. Drove was very dominant and that series wanted to go to Indy couldn't get money from Indy. They hated all their salaries and don. And so Bill Cosby stepped up. Newman did, too, did they? Newman gave Newman had an indie team. Later, Newman raced Trans Am with Paul Newman. Newman raced with Willie T Ribs and Paul and Trans Am Paul Newman race in the Trans Am series. Paul Newman, Willie, like I said to Paul, like, I can't get a sponsor, I can't get, you know, whatever, Paul said. Like, I'll make a couple of phone calls and I'm going to have a guy call you from Budweiser. And they like just saying, just say yes. And he was like, Well, what about Colt 45 and all the old English king cobra? I guess you want to raise a car that's like they don't sponsor and say no malt liquor at all. Sorry. Well, I was like, Colt, 45, doesn't have that much money. So he ended up getting sponsored and got into trance. It's awesome. One two eight Documentary At some point, it's really good. Oh, we have Don Cornelius interviewing Janet Jackson, which is my favorite because he's so slow. It's great. Congratulations on that fine recording. And of course, you have a great album going for you. I like what he does the big band and doing some things musically that I like. He has one minor changes in writing and seven and he's six seven, so he holds the mic just in the middle of, yeah, like he's interviewing a five nine guy who puts it in the middle. No, I never really know that. Yeah. So it was like any crazy soul straight line story line. Oh, so I'll try and listen to these groups and I know, I know f**king soul train. I painted this f**king psychodrama in that place and everything came together. He owns the mic just on her forehead while working with this kind of career and knowing her well, right now, concentrating on this Janet Jackson's talent acting now, which just nobody beats. Janet Jackson. Yeah, Janet Jackson. Yeah. Don, can you see what Richard Pryor was on there on Soul Train? Richard Pryor was on Soul Train was like there was some good s**t that he danced. Now doing some bad b***hes on it. But did he dance and he'd do standup? What he did? He did some standup. Yeah, really? Yeah, man. Did you darken? Richard Pryor was on there. They had one where Marvin Gaye, they're all surrounding Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder. He had like, there's a lot of great moments in Soul Train. But Richard Pryor and Tom Dreesen? Sure. I mean, reason and Tim Reid from WKRN first black white duo doing a deal on Soul Train and f**kin. You know, Frankie Valli sang on floor treats saying Grease on Soul Train. I talk like this, make me OK because I'm white. So yeah, a prior and soul train. But yes, Richard Pryor. I talked to Tom Dreesen. I had the weirdest thing with Tom Dreesen. You know, maybe in now, OK, nicest guy. The Nicest Guy or Tom Cruise. Nicest guy in the world in the improv at Melrose Improv. There's a poster of Tom Dreesen behind the bar, right where he was bad a*s naked, but he was just showing his a*s cheeks. And he was wearing like a Cubs hat, and he was like turning and imposing or whatever. And so it was up there at the club for twenty five years. And then Mike August, who books a lot, does that kind of stuff. We were talking about that poster and and we were at the club where there was a talk with the bartender. Somebody like that poster like, I don't remember. And then we talked to people who ran the club and manager club and had been there for 25 years, and comedians had been through there for 25 years and all like, I don't know to talk about. And Mike and I were going crazy, like, there is a poster right behind the bar of Tom Dreesen. I didn't know if it was. I knew it was. Tom Cruise is a naked dude with his a*s cheek, and he's turning and like, OK. And there was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And I've been a bartender here for 30 years, and Mike and I were going insane and we finally got Tom Dreesen in here. And the story was, he went on Letterman. He did some joke on Letterman, made fun of him. Something with yearbooks showed his a*s or something on Letterman and then Letterman. Letterman f**ked with Grease, so Drayson took the picture of him with the Cubs hat and sent it to Letterman. And somehow that poster ended up at the at the Emperor. That was always has those stories. That was the dress in stark terms they did ever tell you about the time I opened for Frank Sinatra. Sinatra? Yeah, really nice guy, right? Yes, he opened for Frank Sinatra. We got it done right? Generous, man. You got your man abusive. Alcoholic. Roger, good man. Drove you to the airport. Don Rickles Yeah. They call my gods. I had. Dinner, you would have loved this last Saturday with Alan Hamel, eighty five year old Alan Hamel married to Suzanne Somers for 60 years. Hale sat there at dinner, told the Frank Sinatra Stories told told the and Eddie Gourmet Eddie Gore stories like Crazy Old Hollywood between Vegas and Palm Springs and being in show business for 50 years. Everybody got every name drop, every like person. It's like how we all know each of the kind of sordid we see. That was how it was. I did a movie with Robert Wagner and I forgot the lady's name, but Robert Wagner, I play. It was called Dennis the Menace. Christmas comes out every year. I play his guardian angel night and I'm hanging out with Robert Wagner called R.J.. Oh yeah, and he's telling me story was Sinatra, you know? And you know, he look like when he was young, oh, he was in there. He was in the Newman Dock. Oh, well, yeah, that's right. He's right. Yeah. Uh-Huh. Look at me. That's you and Bob Wagner. Oh my god. I was. Yeah, wow. Now on, I'm going to give you a chance at redemption. That's in Montreal. That's in Montreal. We shot that. I'm going to give you a chance for redemption. OK, what's in the world of television? Man, you go. All right. I'm just going to say a few words. Nanny McPhee. No, go ahead. Right? Phoebe figure Lily. Erratic when they met. Yes, heart-to-heart rah rah rah rah rah heart right before i even say heart to heart or heart to heart with Stephanie Thomas or Stephanie. Oh, Stephanie, I, it's Robert Wagner. Stephanie Tanner. Yeah, whatever the beginning, a heart to heart. Now we need to hard. Yeah, because the beauty of heart to heart is. First off, I f**kin figured out the car he was driving at the beginning, a hard drive, she's trying to either three eighty or four fifty Mercedes SL, he's driving a dino Ferrari, but you can only see him through the windshield, so you can't really tell. And when they met, it was murder, but it was my dad. It was great. The beginning of it, because it's all narrated from the butler, Max, Stephanie, Paris and Stephanie problems. And the thing that's beautiful. It's crazy, you guys. That's Mr. Hart. He's a successful millionaire. And then he goes, That's Mrs. High. She's gorgeous. And she's combing her hair like she evidently isn't contributing that much. She may literally cut her, fixing her hair in the mirror, and that's all she gets in the accolades. Apologies. They wouldn't let you do that s**t today. What a nice look at Broad. She's a good looking for a mean car. She does what she's told and what they meant. It was a murder. It was Boyda, and I thought that guy that played the butler was the guy from car 54. Oh, oh, I thought because, you know, he knows in car 54. Fred Gwynne now. Well, yeah, Al Lewis was in it. He shook, f**kin f**king now. And then they got to the monsters. And you know, Fred Gwynne was an amazing animator. Oh, I was kind of a sick a*s illustrator. He that's what he did first. Oh, wow. Fred Gwynne, I watch those, you know, I have a lot of docs on YouTube about Hollywood, like I did about Yvonne DeCarlo, the play who played the mom in The Munsters. I. They have applied that to dig at the Paul Lin doc. Hmm. They got little docs that are 30 40 minutes. They're amazing. Carol Channing was half black, by the way. Gabriela, yep, half black pops was black. She just hit it with that blonde hair. Hello, Charlie. Well, how do I get south? I think we are where you belong. Well, have you guys in your Carol Channing First Nations? No doubt every black comedian and she come on stage is doing this. No, no. I had. Yeah, so amazed. I got the heart to heart open. OK, we got it. Yeah, I'll do something about it. What's new is to watch these commercials at the spring and go, this does not resemble my life. In her own right, so I mean, you know, I'm playing the guitar. He's quite a guy black. Robert Wexler, this is Mrs. Thatcher's gorgeous. Why don't you reflect Lady Gaga? Did anyone ask like, maybe she shouldn't be holding a mirror up to her face while we're doing that? Lionel stepparent, which ain't easy. Cause that hobby is mine. I might. Down at that time. All right. This is not Jim and Chris Carolla. I can tell you that before Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it was them. It was them. And that was where they were. It was like lifestyles of the rich and famous. Yeah, they were living a lie. They were. It was. It was a lot of fantasy back then. A lot of escapism. Fantasy Island. Mm hmm. That's all the land of smiles. Everybody smiles above. But what is his dream? Well, that's all. He wants to be a painter someday. He loves Picasso. But but how can they went to bed with? He doesn't have his bird tattoo. Shut the f**k up. Yeah, but but the I like that, he yelled at all. The b***hes is a smile when they ran to the dock and their bikinis. Five smiles, everyone smiles. Yeah. Ricardo Montalban was the coldest Latin on TV. Yeah. And when you saw him, when he was, he was always a smooth. He was the wrath of Khan. Hmm. Mm-Hmm. Yeah, sure. Yes. Yeah. And here's this is Star Trek to win. What's his name when Shatner? Shatner had a Jerry Curl. Hmm. Remember, he had a little Jerry Curl like, so I said, I want to look like Mac Davis. Right, right. My favorite required artist stuff of of Star Trek to in the movies when he goes car. Yeah, I was like, Oh, it's on now. Oh, I was like, It was. That was my favorite. You consume a lot of media, Godfrey. No. And you you. You hang on it. Well, it's a weird. All right. Here's a weird thing now it's every. Not everybody. Many have seen as much as we've seen. They don't retain. Yes, the theme songs and the names and the stuff. What is the retention thing? And they always say, I didn't see that and I go, No, you saw it just didn't do anything. It did did not make a dent in your brain. Nothing to it. Like, if I'm on stage and I talk about how much I love Spider-Man met Stan Lee three times when he was at POW entertainment, when he was feeling like s**t, right? And he went on his own. My friend worked for and Yuka, if you're out there, Kobayashi, she like, hooked me up, say, Hey, are you? Are you fans in mayhem? Date her? Yeah, that was. That was good. Yeah, but I didn't touch a man. All right? And I met him and it was like, I'm a big Spider-Man fan. So and people go, I was my man, an audience. I go, I met Stan Lee, so I beat you first. I didn't wait for Comic-Con. I was in his office three hours. Me and me, it's Stan Lee. He showed me things. Give me your Godfrey. Let me show you about Spider-Man. You know this? Yeah, he got me tude at the end, right? He got me to. Oh, he did. Did he? Not Spider-Man? I'm talking about Stan Lee. Oh no, he said Excelsior. I am telling you, Stan Lee. Go to look it up. Stan Lee got me tude. First off, it gives us all hope. Like Rodney Dangerfield, you know, you got that guy had no success before 60th birthday, you know, you go, gives us hope, gives us hope in the Meteor Department because that guy got me to like ninety six years old, like he was like Bush, too. If you set this court date for anything longer than three weeks from now, I'm going to be dead. Yeah, but knock yourself out. I swear to God, he got me to the very beach, and the bariatric cargo misuse accused him of touching her inappropriately. Oh, he did when he was ninety three and a half. I mean, I mean, he may have done it in his teens or something, but ninety five ninety five you got the tude at ninety four. Stop trying to get that money. He first off and you're 95, you cannot appropriately, appropriately touch it. You got your shoulders. Too bad for sinus arthritis. Cataracts, how you're going to feel somebody up at 95, you could fall on them, I guess. So that such? Did he feel her first right? There is no dignity anymore. It's just 95 year old Stan Lee, right? Yeah, and you can't fight them off styles. But but maybe she's saying this is 20 years before I know it was when he was in his 90s 95 and and I met him in 89. She accused him of touching himself while he was getting a massage. With that, he goes, You know, I haven't felt like this since I first made Spider-Man one. I mean, shoot my web across the room. I want to see how I look. Who's making a case? Can you do to yourself at ninety five? And she accused him of touching himself in a massage, and then she didn't want to massage him anymore after multiple refusals. She finally agreed went to his hotel room. He was moaning and groaning again. He so she decided to do shiatsu massage with her feet. And then he took his genitals and placed it on her feet. Also, that's the thing at first. If you can't place your genitals on people, how you play somebody who has a big c**k like replacement, big on your shoulder. Yeah, they do. The thing I'll tell you place should be. I didn't want to do it, but eventually I went to his hotel room. It's like, OK, you don't want to do it, then don't see you until you place your dick. That's the bad dick. If you put your dick, that's little dick. Yeah, no, me. But what? You place it, you go, Oh, excuse me. We're not put in place right here. Need is right there on your shoulder at. Yeah, you say. Hi, tude at ninety five. No way. I just told you, I told you that when I when I would show and separate myself from Spider-Man fans, I sing the theme song and smoke people. And then they all shut up. Ready. Mm hmm. That that that they're just going to do Spider-Man. Spider-Man does whatever a spider can spins a web. Any size catches thieves just like flies. Look out. There goes a Spider-Man movie. Where is he strong? Listen, buddy, he's got radioactive blood candy swing from a thread. Take a look over here ! Hey, the spider man in the chill of night at the scene of a crime like a stream of life, he arrives just in time. Spider-Man and Spider-Man friendly neighborhood Spider-Man wealth and fame. He's ignored action is his reward to him. Life is a great big hang up. Wherever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spider-Man. Oh wow, this is so weird. And let me tell you why this so 66, how where this is and why I had a little trouble. A little trouble. OK, that's OK. Speaking of big dicks, when I was in high school, oh no, I had a friend with a big deck, right? And I used the right way. You said it was right. Parody songs about his big death. Jesus Christ sake makes me gag. No dairy baby. And we called them Torpedo Man because we had a big torpedo man. So I wrote a spider spider. Spider man themed song to Torpedo Man. And so I had the torpedo man fake theme in my head, right? And I haven't sung. So is Torpedo Man. Torpedo man does whatever torpedo can as suits shoot some jizz any length man. That stuff's torpedo strength to him. Wow. And done it. And it's been a night at the scene of a rape that if she was having a whole story about a guy with a huge dick, too. Wow. So life is tough. Listen, Marv, he's got radioactive stuff, I wrote on a common theme. Yes. Leiderman about my friend with the Big Dick Show when we were trying to do it. I had half torpedo man in it and it has had it right. Right? Bigger than right. Any mad look out? So he was so he. Swinging, whereas really swinging from the swinging from his thread, right? He was swinging from his bat. So I'm trying to fall along with the song, but I got half a torpedo man in my head. Oh, you got that day, huh? And oh yeah, we saw Spider Man. You think about it being placed on your back. That's what just happened to me. And on that very positive note, I think we should end this. By Godfrey Man Godfrey live e-commerce where you go. Great stand up is going to be in Funnybones. 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