Patrick Dempsey + Joe Rogan (Carolla Classics)

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Make sure to subscribe. Every Sunday, there's a bonus episode, sometimes thematically connect to the show that airs every Saturday. If you'd like to request a clip, classics and Adam Carolla dot com, send us an email. I'll find it. We'll play now. One of the clips from our first day we have Adam Crawshaw, 31 37. It's a listener request. This is from Phillip, he writes. Hope all's well. My request is for an AJ Benz episode around December 20 21. I had recently returned home from deployment, visiting my in-laws for Christmas, so it may have been catching up on the episodes. I'm a huge fan. Thanks for what you do, Phillip. All right. Ages final appearance so far post from September of 2021. I think you were indeed catching up. It's Adam Crawshaw, 31 37. As I mentioned, Brian Setzer, A.J. Benza, Gina Khairat, Brian Bishop. Just this portion with AJ September of 2021. Hope you enjoy. And now Alcoa presents definitely not a new. On the Adam Carolla show, Dateline Norwalk, Connecticut, a 21 year old woman was arrested after assaulting the manager of a McDonald's. The woman was unhappy with the amount of mayonnaise on her make chicken sandwich. The woman faces additional charges because the McDonald's manager was. 39 weeks pregnant. Definitely not. But you. Hey, Jamie, that may be the best of the year so far, so good. Yeah. Cover the too much mayo. I feel like that should have been not enough. A.J. Benza daily podcast fame is a batch of slow politics is a b***h available on Patreon. Got lots of subjects to get into? AJ flew in fresh from Chicago. My dogs because you came in from Chicago. I've been in Chicago for a month, sending my sister and her husband and Joey the father. He lives there, too. The Sun. That's really my nephew. That's my sister's son. So my nephew, we say brothers, but I'm his uncle. He's 40, I'm 59. So we're like, we've been together since he was a little baby, lived next door to me as a kid. So. So he's married now with two little girls. They're adorable. So I love going home to see them when I can. My marriage is broken up. My marriage is over. So that's been happening for a while, so I have no reason to think, Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. I got a girlfriend. I'm good at that. I go back to the beautiful. I love my girlfriend. But yeah, me and my wife, which is why she's doing the thing we have to do to keep the kids writing that crap. You and, you know, keeping the kids white and not white. Now they tend to lean white kids, right? Keeping things right is happy, you know, showing the father he's a big man, right? He's he's a jujitsu expert. He's about to. I'd say he's two fifty five to 40. He lost a lot of weight. I got to tell you story I've been thinking about for a while, always stuck in my head. Farting always made me laugh. Now we know. And when I was at the Acme Theatre, I want my best friend was a big gay man, very big gay man, heavy, heavy, heavy gay man that got all the tail. It was Mark. Yeah, he yeah. The gay town. Or maybe the maybe the back of the tail on the front of the table. I don't know which side of the coin he landed on. I didn't ask, right? But we were such good friends that after the shows we do, the Acme shows and we know he had the best apartment. Remember back in the day when someone had the best apartment? It wasn't the best house. Somebody had a house show would have been at our house. Nobody had a house, but they had the best apartment and we end up back in this apartment. I probably had a few too many drinks and I just slept over. Oh yeah, and we just slept in the same bed. And and here's where I learned my farting lesson. It was the morning time and I, you know, thought I was being funny and I woke up and I cracked a fart, but it was essentially a kazoo. Oh, you know what I mean? Because I was one hundred and seventy four pounds sopping wet back then? And once he heard that that kind of green or brown lips right what he could then do, right? You know, culturally, yeah. And you know, I don't think he was comfortable with letting it fly. But as long as I fired the first shot, I drew first blood. He lets go and we let go was like, it was like Thor and fart. And I realized, you know, big guys, that's why they sing opera. You know, like only there I got the peerage could summon. Yeah, yeah. And that's when I really learned I was humbled. But I also learned an important lesson about farting. It is, and he is a big dude, and he was bigger. Now he's lost weight, but he's mostly muscle. But yeah, he's a big dude. So that is a lot to do. It used to eat a lot. He had a he had this yo yo. Jelly used to eat his tongue. Wasabi beans are his magic potion for big long farts and half and half in the morning with coffee. A lot of half an hour early. Yeah, yeah, maybe a little lactose. But you spend a week at my sister's house. You'll make a lot of noise till she cooks and saying, we eat like kings every day. Well, also reminds me of a story many years ago. I've been thinking about it because Jimmy just sent me a picture of big tad bit. Can you remember big time? Remember back on that radio show with them? Well, we befriended Big Ted and Jimmy. Dad brought him over to Kevin and being it was Big Ted's 21st birthday. I've told the story many times, but just for A.J. Big Tad and his brother, we're going to pick us up in a van and we're all driving to Vegas for Big Ted's 21st birthday like cash thunder. Or what was his brother's name as he chants thrashes. Whoa. Hi everyone. That's real name. It's like Larry newcomer something. But it was a chance that Thrasher. He was A.. Well, I think he graduated from stripping to escorting the other strippers, the female strippers. But anyway, I remember Jimmy planning the van ride. He knew where I was going to be trapped in a van for five hours, and he said, I'm eating raw clams. Yeah, that was this thing. And I think I don't know what's going to. He's going to use, you know, Fresca as the propellants. Mike's going to use the raw clams as the stink eye. Navy beans. I remember something about being something. He was eating raw clams, but something is going on and on top of that, the clams he was. He was he was front loading support, right, important for the van, right? Yeah, yeah. And once again, just like what happened with me in the bed with Marc, we got in the van. I closed the door and Jimmy was like, You guys ready for some of this? And he leaned over and a little squeak go out and chance he was driving. The van said, Oh, is it? Oh, is that right? Yeah. He just leaned over and blew up the van. And then and then just blew it up all the way to Vegas. And we're saying, Ted, what the f**k is going on? The is like he can fart whenever you want. Oh, he never stops and he will. He will not stop you. RIP the can you have the wrong silver cylinder tennis balls? My friend. And now it is on and it was on all the way to Vegas shoot and all the way to Vegas. Your head was hanging out the window the whole time I was trying to light matches. Some people have a good death smell like something died in the body. I've talked to drew about it because he said since like we all have the flora and fauna, you know, and people like, we blame a lot of people like dude's got be, Oh man, hey, take a shower, dude. Believe me, the bio dude takes a shower. I mean, I'm not talking about a homeless guy, but I mean, I've done by the guy who just has the funk. Yeah, the guy knows he's got it. He's in the shower. He's just got a little different flora and fauna than we do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, my father used to fight in the supermarket and he'd take me and my mother and not tell her he would like kind of cornered her in an area by the frozen foods. She's mind me to someday put the cart here and I'd send it, and he let. These are the worst farts in the world. And he ate one meal a day, 10 o'clock at night after work. And then he was off to the races on Thursdays, his day off. He love to play these five games, and he would he. People thought that the food was bad at the store called King Kong. That's how long they fought West in the frozen foods. It hovered. I mean, grandma did the same thing. She was doing it. Remember, do you guys remember Price Club? Yeah, it was like a precursor to Costco to go down the empty aisle like dog food or something. You just kind of loving you. Really? Was that because she was mean? I know she had you buy that mean? I don't know if you had a mean ground. We had mean grandma, grandma and aggressive. That's tough. No. Yeah, she loved me, but she was mean, really mean to me. But she still loved me. You know what I mean as that weird push pull thing? Yeah, I don't know. My grandmother love me. I mean, it seemed like it. You can find that footage maxi pad that always makes me laugh. I mean, we don't need the whole me bringing the cake, but we interviewed my grandma and great when she heard that. No, it's it's recording. Got it. Yeah. And she's not a fan. Wow. At some, I don't know how that happens. Like, my grandmother was always mad because quick story from Italy, right? My grandfather was a barber and then one day decides to sell a barber shop because grandma was working as a landlord, making some money. He was a hustler and he's retired, and he ended up one day having an affair, a fling with her sister, her younger sister. They all slept in the same bed like early days of New York, that kind of s**t. The day that he had a heart attack and thought he was a goner, he, he and Brett, he admitted, Look, I have to tell you this I had sex with Salvi. He lived for 48 more years, so all they did was all she called him was a f**king a*****e on my page. That's all I heard. We, yeah, I don't know. My grandmother's hatred wasn't. It wasn't like I did hard time. Or, you know, when I was beat down on prescription drugs used to steal from her, I tried to set the place on fire once or something. I was just a f**king regular guy who was, you know, Carpenter trying to get along. And then I got tired of this. Now she, my dad's side of the family is Italian, right? She's I don't know what, just sort of American. And then she married a Hungarian guy because we don't have the blood. But this is her for my TLC show from point ninety eight. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I was talking to one of our producers and she said, Didn't you weren't exactly confident in me as a comedian didn't think I was going to make a living doing this? Or did I say that word on the street? I don't want to. I don't want to name any names. But, you know, I'm surprised by how many people know your name. Yeah, right now, I think the whole family, maybe it's maybe it's because I don't have cable. Yeah, I had cable. You've really hit. You'd really be asking for an autograph right now, and you really should see my work. I never think of Adam as a star and I think people do, but I don't think he has a big charisma charm. I think it's him. Maybe he gets some of that from me. Not big, charismatic or charming. How need to do it whenever you do have game for her? Yeah, by the way, just like my mom taking it to the grave, no cable. Podcasting is part of fans a way to know. Now I'm going to check out, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of a simpler, better life if you think about it, some people who don't have to be bothered by all this new s**t. It's just easier sometimes than not. Have to worry about the new phone, the new computer thing I get like, I call it AIDS. I have the computer aids. If I master this too long, it dies. I die. I can't now just hit that link. No, no. Now I can't start doing stuff like that. Can you send this to me? You know you got to clean your cookies. Can't. I can't. You don't want to be burdened with the love of a grandson, for instance, like all that new technology about having your I just hear my kid stuff now. Then for 13 year olds, know everything about everything now. I forgot that I wasn't charismatic or charming or charming. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ is right. All right, should we play the intro for DJ? All righty. Yeah, I'll definitely do that. It's time for allegedly with age are called that, so we don't get sued. All right, we got Britney Spears up first, oh, by the way, I think I've been getting the best stuff on her because one of the one of the guys that's friends that's working pro bono for her is friends with me, and he tells me everything that we don't hear. And the main thing is for me, and I've known this for months in the mainstream media, just getting pieces of pit bits and pieces. But the father was embezzling from her so much. The sister was as well. The sister came out of that video and said, I'm Jamie Lynn full of s**t. They can't stand her. I mean, I mean, Britney can't stand her sister. That's all bulls**t. But the father and this woman named Lou Taylor, her former manager. This lady has tried to get conservatorships on Michael Jackson's mother. The Cheikhou Amanda, what's the name and the crazy bynes? Yeah, her some, some some decent people that you might want conservatorship like. That's her thing. So it's a cottage industry. Yeah, there's a lot of money. I know, I know. We talked to Dr. Drew ones about this. He says she has to be in one because she's ill. But the more I hear from this guy, he told me when they say embezzlement, the father is going to demand money and the lawyers they have that are going up against Britney are so ruthless. But I've seen the papers of all the money, they're still charging her state. She still pays for this estate in Louisiana that no one lives, that 7.50 an hour. These are the people who are still charged Prince the dead recording 750 an hour to do some nonsense. These are the people that are hired by the father's side. Well, maybe you can tell me, because the other, I guess, rumor for lack of a better word that's coming out is he quickly filed for, you know, ending the conservatorship because he's afraid he's going to get sued for financial abuse and all that stuff. Well, that's I think he's going to jail time. I really do. Wow. I think he's going to jail because there was some really bad things. And the mother is no saint, either. The mother watched while Britney was being treated so poorly by this old boyfriend of Sam Lufti. That weirdo? Yep, he's a college friend of mine. Oh, really? Oh my god. We're texting right now. He he was a bad dude for her. He put her through hell. He would hide the dog and say, You know, you lost your dog. He'd hide a key so she couldn't drive. You know, we know about the father having to get an IUD, you know, like crap. That's just, that's disgusting. What about this? What about this new dude? The ash got. He's not that well received, either by Britney. See, Britney has a company that does her Instagrams that all from her, that mainly from these other people. They're odd, they're very crazed, the ones where she's dancing to prince or an emoticon. It doesn't mean she looks bananas, and they want her to be portrayed that way because they want this to go on. So most of those things you see, they put up and she has nothing to do with it, and she doesn't know it's because she has like a two day old makeup. The hair is not really done. You know, it's like she looks nuts and she's doing these crazy dances. And then the the caption underneath, I'll say, I'm so excited because Tim Burton just came to my house and offered me a role as Tinkerbell in the new Peter Pan. And then I was like, Just kidding. Just like, they're very weird. It's funny, though, you know, the camera adds 10 pounds, but it's about even with knots. Like you can say, it's well-calibrated knots. I can kind of just see people I don't know. It's all eyes or something, but you can. You can see it in those videos things. I mean, look at that. That's a nutty person. Don't don't look quite right. No, it's also love and look at the little black. She's wearing the same stuff she wore, like in 2004 05. I think if I could, I well, yeah, you know, I thought it was great. She's dancing and being a little lovey, but it's not to say that she has to be financially abused for the rest of her. No, no. But you only have $2000 a month to spend when you're making millions. She should have money that's commensurate with the Christina Aguilera's of the world. Instead, she has about 60 something million dollars. There's like 200. There's 200 something missing. Just gone is how does she make her money? If not perform, she has a loyalty. Is all that also a lot of her perfumes, I was told, make in the hundreds of millions of dollars. Really? Yeah. Like what's the name? Paris Hilton is big with perfumes. I've never seen one, but apparently I have 27 perfumes. She does. I didn't want these little. These young girls just came out. And I mean, Paris is rich kid. But yeah, Britney makes a lot of money on that. And she was going to make money on the New Vegas residency, but that didn't happen. But they've been taking money from other. I've seen the paperwork of the plane trips and all the crap they're doing, and my boyfriend told me when the word embezzlement comes up. Finally. Watch how fast the father wants to say, I'm stepping down, and that's exactly what happened. All right. We got I mean, more recently, we just had Michael K. Williams. Yeah, Wire who recently passed. Also, I don't I don't know him, but he's definitely one of these guys. Once he passed, everyone went to great. This guy in the world he was. I didn't hear that as much as I know alive, but tell us. Yeah, it was Oh, we were great friends, but I was in my mind have in New Orleans when my TV show was on all the time, every time and he was around, went to a strip club. And because we recognize each other from being New Yorkers, we were like, sat together. Greatest guy, you could just tell the way he spoke to you. He was always saying something that was very smart and intelligent and warm. And I told Gina that he said to me because I had a column back then that was very smart and biting. And he said, Man, you know, people are afraid of us because we're so g*****n honest with two f**king honest. If we don't stay honest, people are going to s**t all over us. We got to stay on a scary, honest man. And that's the way he was. He was always like that. And this drug, you know, he's always been honest about the drug problem. But I think this time there might have been fentanyl in it. That seems to be what people are starting to say now. But you said yesterday. Well, I mean, fentanyl is working its way into everything. And how is it? I mean, look, if somebody said, Well, look, you can take a couple of Tylenol, maybe have a glass of wine, go to bed. We have a headache. Anyone? OK, but what if the two titles were equivalent to 150 titles and you didn't know? And you know what I mean? Of course you'd be f**ked up. What medication? What? You know, imagine it was, Ah, let's just do a crazy reference here, but let's just say booze. Like somebody said, Hey, want a beer? And you go, Well, I guess I could have a, you know, I had a beer that we did the fantasy football draft. The father son thing went to Guy's house. You know, I had a beer. I wasn't going to drink more. I had to drive my son home, so I had a beer. But what if I drank? The beer is equivalent to a 02:24 What about what if he got roofie? I just didn't know it. You know what I mean? And I feel like fennel is doing that. These comedians all loaded over here. Quigley Quigley's not doing well at all. Kate Quigley. They say she's only coming back. Let loose lucid only moments at a time. She's always on various Rucker, I guess. Yeah, I know. I know I used to. She was a minor. She's been a source of mine for somebody. She was dating the singer. I forget his name. He got in a lot of trouble. He was kind of taken down like in 2019. I did it on the show here. I forget his name, but she was telling me all about he had a go rape room or something in his house. A real, creepy guy. Anyhow, she was. She gave me that story, but she's always been a party girl. But Michael has always had always had a problem with her when he was honest about it and found him. And I don't know what they say. Childhood abuse, I think that I think, you know, he was gay, but he didn't like to talk about that. He was, yeah, yeah, he just didn't like. He just wants this character from the wire. Yeah. And he actually said that he thinks he got so into that character, Omar, that he didn't know. Omar ended, and he began that kind of thing. And it being Omar, I guess at that point, he had tried sex. Maybe he hadn't had, and he was younger, but he wasn't physically, I mean, sexually abused as a kid. And that can always turn you. And then the Omar role, really. He was phenomenal. Nutshell, that's Omar is tremendous. That was before Sopranos that show made HBO. That's when HBO became great. And he was incredible as chalky white, chalky white vampire little factoid that I told you, of course, already knew A.J. Benza and Michael K. Williams both appeared on. Yeah. Oh, really? Same episode. No, no, no. A.J. was there watching James bad. Jimmy and his sister were watching fame as if they are the mysteries of scandals. Mysteries of scandal. Lana Turner on. But Jimmy gave me that because I couldn't. I went to the gym and often I went to read it, read for the show, and they said, You can do this. We know you can do it. So because every Italian was getting on it to get me pissed off. They said, Brad Grey said to me, You too, you too much. A.J. Benza mysteries and scandals, guy. It's not like we don't have a shot to put you in a place because you're that guy. It's like putting Dick Clark into a crime like criminal movie. When famous people came on The Sopranos, they always played. They yeah, they did, and I wasn't that big enough to do that. But anyhow. Gandolfini heard that that would happen, and he said, I'm going to figure something out and he got them to have him. And Janice watched me at my show, and he was not that he was a really cool guy to really cool guy. So Fennell is coming over strong from Mexico, and we were sort of talking about, you know, if you're obese, you're getting killed by COVID or fentanyl skin, you know, we don't really talk about those, those two things. We've got to start that good, that conversation, because I've heard about this for a while. But I don't, you know, I think people that are doing drugs don't know what they're doing anymore. And that's where this is coming from now. I don't know. Max favs is anything about the four comedians O.D. and Venice over the weekend. I don't know if it's like fat. I mean, because here's the thing. I've done cocaine. A.J. did cocaine earlier in the day, but we got to take the edge. Off the flight. Hey, man, that's almost three and a half hour Spirit Airlines, that's not easy ones to go on. So the thing about cocaine is cocaine in and of itself, terrible. It's it's really scary if you don't have four people falling over. That was how it was a house party, like they're all doing it together, right? But every celebrity? Yeah, yeah. It was around in the 70s and 80s, but they'd all be cleaned out. But by by now, there's something going on with that cocaine. Yeah, heroin. Look, I'm not an expert, but the guys who do heroin do heroin like they understand the amount and the crap and like what they know, the protocol. So something's in that that that they they they're not planning on. That's the of, you know, you have a drug dealer that you have that you trust. That's fine. But sometimes when you're not around your drug dealer or you're in another city and you want to get something, you take the chance because you don't know the people. I I just had this conversation with my kids. I was like, You need a drug dealer. You can trust. You understand. Yeah, yeah. Some call integrity, somebody you don't step in on that s**t. Yeah, but it and again, I'll screw up the math. But if cocaine is x amount for a gram and fentanyl is one tenth the price and nobody can tell because the consistency is the same. Makes sense that you're going to start stepping on it. Oh yeah. And a cop last week or two and inhaled some in the car and he was dying. He was overdosing from inhaling it, the fumes and that to give him the Narcan s**t to get him out. But don't the Chinese and like the cartel, realize this is just bad business was on your dad's house? There is no good. Yeah, but to f**k with America, they love that. TMZ did report that cocaine was laced with fentanyl. Yeah, and that's what caused the Venice thing. The Houseparty? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I I would assume if so in the past, I'll get this a little wrong. But the the people that were dying sort of Heath Ledger like they were, they were mixing well. Yeah. Yes. But that was a fentanyl thing. But now it's the fentanyl. Yeah. Hoffman just fell back off him and he was off doing heroin for a long time. And sometimes that happens to you, like alcohol can be the same thing. They haven't drank for fifty one years, and all of a sudden they'll have one or two in one night and they'll die. Same thing with cocaine and cocaine 50 or 40 years, and then one night or two a few lines and they die. It's a very strange phenomenon, but it does happen. But the one more thing about Britney, I've got to tell it's really important because I look, I watch TMZ. I love captions to see what they say. They usually on the money with everything they used to be. Not as much. Now it's now it's a little more. I know it's like a black show. It's always on black rappers, black like, like, what am I watching this? Betty is f**king TMZ. So Harvey Levin, I go now these stories about Britney, somebody that was not right. I mean, that's bulls**t. That didn't happen. The thing about getting caught in the bedroom with the coffee cup. Remember, they had to like a month ago, she went in the bathroom and left her coffee cup in there, and then she couldn't go to the bathroom door was locked and no one can hear it. She was young. The point is there was nothing but they got. What I'm saying is the father alerts Harvey. He feeds Harvey items like crazy. And my lawyer friend even said, You're right about that. I checked out to make her sound crazy. Jamie Spears spent and he pays them. He spent $330000. His company is called Media Matters or some s**t. She works. So I'm not saying Harvey's always doing this stuff, but he's done in the past. Well, that would make sense with that. Like after this happened, there was that random story about like the she the housekeeper in the Don, but everything's fine. It's like, Yeah, it's not a story. It's just this crazy she. Let's have some more s**te. What? Speaking of crazy and dogs, you know she brought your dog, right? Yeah, I did. You know, eat your dog died the flight last time. No, that's my dog from many years ago. Treasury. He did die in the plane. Different dog, different dog. This is a sheep so named Tootsie. But Tootsie, I just got back from that from Chicago. I'm not staying with my wife and kids. I'm in a hotel and this hotel is dog friendly. But I couldn't leave her in a room because she'd go f**king bananas and they would be like, You got to get, you know, you can't. She'd howl for me for hours. So I said, she's quiet when she's with me, so I'll just be your sweet, sweet sweetheart. All right, we got. Let's see. And by the way, who else have we want? I want to get to this because it's funny. You guys are like it. I was getting mad at Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker for always being public displays there on March, right? Yeah, if you watch TMZ, they're all on top of each other. Everyone gondolas. Yeah, on gondolas like camping trips and Winnebago trips, things like picking her up and spreading or astronauts and stuff like. It's really it's also who knew, like when I was a kid. Once you are over 40, you're done like, there's pie. There's your part again. Read the sports page. Old man still grabbing a*s cakes. Dry humping on, guys. Tellez Tattoo's, yeah, she's I don't know, he's forty two. She's forty one or something like that. It just it just didn't exist. Yes, of course. But here's the fun thing I heard from people inside these forty five, if you want to feel old. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I mean, look, they're in love. That's great. I know that she I think it's wonderful when you want to be with somebody all the time. However, the word I heard is that Scott Disick never went down on Kourtney. That wasn't his thing. Like DJ Collette won't do it. Yeah, he was very open about it only because his head's too wide. Or is this an attitudinal problem? No, no. I'm not the one who doesn't say that too often. And Travis apparently is packing to the point where his nickname, his nickname for his piece, is El Diablo. It's always the skinny guy, so she's getting it good, and she wasn't getting it right with Scott can not go down your girl and then have your tattooed neighbor bring El Diablo over. Scott is a and I don't know, I'm not basing anything. Scott is a straight man straight. Yeah, yeah, OK. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's he's with Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna's. They just broke up. He's 19 and 20 year old Sofia Richie. She's got three kids. Oh, right. And he looks like. Some people think he's gorgeous. Some girls think he's a schmuck. He got very lucky. He was always a rich kid. Born, born, wealthy, wealthy father, lived out in the Hamptons area, had money to burn, always made a ton more with them. But he really does not have a talent. There's nothing for him to do. So one day they made him a show on TV because he has fans and the show was like, he's going to come to your house and make it cooler and stupid thing that didn't work, but the guy just fails and it gets hot girls. But the girls, the little girls, and he's got children, and he literally dates 19 and 20 year old. She's thirty eight. She was 19 on 18 when they met, and Harry Hamlin and Legion were like, What do you do? You're going to f**king stop it. What are you going to say? Not now. Not yeah, no. Yeah, that's not the Harry Hamlin I know. Yeah. Come on, Harry. What about the Harry from L.A.? Now I'm trying to think that he did. It was like Sinbad or something. He did one of those weird. Really? Yeah. Harry Hamlin, good looking dude. He's been a lot of time being a good looking. Do it in Hollywood. Did he did one of those movies as like Sinbad? Yeah, that's bad. Claymation stupid early 80s weird movies. Remember this one weird genre? Yeah. Just like, what is it while it's Gulliver's Travels? Yeah, I mean, Star Wars. OK, I hear it. It's seven miniatures and all feels like gay porn at this point. It's sort of The Beastmaster. Yes. Yeah. Hey, what were the ferrets name Dawson and Beastmaster? Koto and Poteau? OK, my fees. My point is there's a weird genre of doing battle with the Cyclops or something, and things were like climate change. But you had a sword and it was loosely based on a guy looking good and like a chess piece and saying an armored piece. Yeah, yeah. And they were kind of look like conquistadors, but modern day it was all very gay. But Harry Hamlin was. We should take a Rotten Tomatoes. Guess what was that movie telling Clash of the Titans? Yeah, yeah. On the spot. You mentioned Lisa Rinna. My wife watches the Beverly Hills Housewives, but I am interested in the Erika Jayne Tom Girardi. That's actually like a real life scandal. Yeah, it's just reality show bulls**t. So what do you what do you? I would tell us what you're talking about. Oh, this woman. Well, A.J. probably knows better about this one of the characters on really ambivalent housewives. Sure, her husband's a very powerful lawyer, Tom Girardi, Girardi, and he's accused of some pretty serious s**t. Well, what he was doing. He was financing her career, giving her millions millions because she wanted to be a singer. None of us know her f**king music. We've never seen her perform, but shades of things. He is adored. There you go. Now, who is artist Ben again? I don't know. Something like something from somewhere. Who financed some things? Yes, I'm sure Alan Rickman. Anyhow, so he was financing her, but he had made these big settlements. Tremendous lawyer, big settlements, two of which were from an airplane that went down and people died and some people got didn't die, but got injured. People owed millions and he kept like, Tell him, it's coming. It's coming. And he would just take their money and then like, send the check for 50000, but say, Well, there's a tie up. He was so crooked like that. And now how anybody like, how can she do the show? And all she is is going to be questioned about that constantly because they know she has no money. Supposedly, she allegedly she may have been involved in some of the money laundering. They think, Yeah, yeah, I think I think so, but I don't know for sure if that's true, but I could see that. She's a very opportunistic chick, this one, and she's trying to change her image, I imagine. Well, they divorced. She's going to die. Yeah, he's going to die. He's like, I think he's like very ill. All of a sudden you see an elderly fellow. Yeah, OK. I think he has Parkinson's or dementia. Some just some just came down. In fact, maybe a little dementia set in, I think. You know, Travis just named his dog El Diablo, mine's elderly fella. It's close. It's almost it's it's just a little off. Like if you squint elderly, it'll sound. If I say it fast, I say, I say, All right, we have an outro for the play. It may have a shot. He was allegedly with A.J. Benza called that so we don't get sued. All views and opinions expressed in this manner by the research are complete conjecture based on hearsay and rumors and loose connections within the entertainment industry. There is no concrete way to prove that any of the claims made by A.J. are in fact accurate and not libelous or defamatory. But again, we remind any legal representation who may be listening that the views and opinions expressed belong to A.J. and only A.J., host of fame is a b***h every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Now the thing is, thank you for that, but I'll tell you. Do you think anybody would sue you for making sure you know you fought? You say his name for his dick is El Diablo. That's like the greatest thing for the world to know. Yeah. Why would he get mad at me for that? Keep that going. Now, listen, I know I. I do feel like all the guys who magically screw up with the dick pics and I'm like, Oh, I, I was trying to send it to my girlfriend, but I sent it to Harvey Levin. It's like these magically have a huge hog. It's not a coincidence and micro dick pics ever get out. They don't get out. No, it was. Which wasn't a Hemsworth or something? Or who was it that ever there was Chris. But they said like, Oh, he's really depressed. He has bad anxiety over it. Like, Don't talk about it, about it's different. Yeah, there's big older. Oh, that's what he has. Exotics is too big one. There was Captain America, Bryan Chris, because I don't know how Hemsworth. No, no one from Knives Out. That's also in that kind of stuff. Liam Evans Oh, yes, he is hot. I've heard that he is that Captain America. Yeah, I don't know that though. Captain America and Chris, come on. He should be hot and big day. Yeah, yeah. So they said, leave him alone. He has anxiety about this getting out. Yeah, yeah, everything. He posted a screenshot of his photos, but the photo album in the bottom of Woods was in the screenshot from his phone, and you could see one of them was like a deck. Oh boy. Mm hmm. Listen, you know, sometimes that happens. But yeah, it never happens to a guy with a microphone. At some point she shows you a little piece that you didn't know. No, no, that's not the big ones. Somehow, they get out. Yeah, yeah. On their way out. The First Avenger right there. Yeah. These are the guys in the stands at a ball game, and it's 71 degrees. And I got this and t shirt. I'm frying it here, man. So binding. Yeah, I think I'll take the shirt off and not by pulling it up now. Reach to the back and tearing over my head logo so I can show I can unveil my a*s. Those are the guys real quick. Kaley Cuoco You know she's divorced her husband, The Big Bang Theory, Big Bang. And now guess who she's getting Big Bang by now. Pete Davidson Wow. I knew it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to the Bridgerton girl that ended? That ended? Then it started under a week and a half ago. This guy, I told you what happens when you got a hot chick like beckinsale? Then every girl wants to figure out what it was. What is it? I told you, always been my theory. Always been my theory. Unbelievable. That was. Well, you just get the good like the really hot chick stars. Here's all right. Here's the wiring. Women, while they're aesthetically wired, they're not nearly to the extent that men are all. I'll do you one. Aha, I've stumbled on a truth. Let's hear I'm going to do a preemptive sniff. I feel that positive about why men are aesthetically oriented. We like seeing pictures and visuals and porn and playboys and stuff like that. Women are statically oriented toward other women. Yes, that's why they go shopping it off. True. Oh, and it's like you for women all the time. Like, I'm not a lesbian, but I would definitely celebrate her. Like, you know, you know, there's no guy version of that. I mean, we don't play like the female form. Yeah. So when a guy like Pete Davidson starts banging the well, the little girl Ariana Grande, Ariana Grande and the rest of the women, they don't go, he's beautiful. They go, she's beautiful. Now the guys would go, we do it the other way around when she and not he. Yeah, but they go, he's banging a hot chick and the the form is beautiful, and I would go down an Ariana Grande. So now they start lining up for Pete Davidson, but they're not really looking at Pete Davidson. The Roxy they're looking at is Ross. That's exactly right. Is there any, you know, it's not like when? Ted Danson was banging Whoopi Goldberg to get some of that pussy. I was like, I'm still no closer to f**king Whoopi Goldberg, right? Look, Ted Danson is a good looking dude. Sure, he's still a good looking dude. 30 years ago, when he was a puppy, he was a better is a good leading man. Absolutely. Do that get the average male one mm closer to wanting to bang will be zero. That's my point. That's really that's a very astute point, because it's absolutely true that if a guy dates a beauty out of nowhere, like, you know, no one thinks Pete Davis is going to land a Kate Beckinsale. But when you when he does, she only did it because Ariana Grande, they did it. And it creates this effect, and we're going to come up with a name for it. There's an effect that the domino, the domino, it's a domino with the domino effect you knock over your first domino is great. Yeah. Cindy Crawford daughter Kaia Gerber hang in there, too. He got, he's loaded. He's got an El Diablo, right? And now if you're an eight and a half and here's the bar, you need not apply. Right, right? It fits in that bar. You done right? I've Whoopi and Ted Danson like circa nineteen. I went to that. I was in that room where he was in blackface. Yeah, I was there. I was with the first reporters to ever be allowed to see a roast. I got in person and the line, that's really gross, but I got to tell you. And he comes out and blackface, right? And Whoopi Goldberg wrote all the jokes for him. She wrote all the jokes. And yeah, my mom found out I was dating Whoopi. I apologize for this. It's a terrible thing. I don't my mother, she's she said, Ted, what are you going to do? Think of your kids, your children. He goes, Mom, relax. I'm only f**king her in the a*****e. It was so gross. That was like his opening. And we wrote it all right. But my point and the point remains great-Looking did not a great looking chick and that didn't get us any closer to her is the DA. How a fact. A recent thing, because now I'm thinking of the great example of Lyle Lovett. Well, that's a good one. Julia Roberts must be on. Julia, now wrote, was that Lyle Lovett did not continue on from the Dhamaal. He was the one and one and done he did. I don't follow his dating career that closely. I find this man very sexy, but I don't know that like everybody, I don't know that he's considered that in general. But Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton, the liberals, I think, start looking like he's a buddy of mine. He's a really fun dude. He's had a ball with girls. Yeah. I mean, he that's the story. I'll tell you real quick. It is quick, but it's hysterical. You want to cue that up again if you want to explore this. But essentially, when he did Sling Blade, people were obsessed with that. Now that whole voice, you know, Carl. All right, those aren't crucial, 31 37. Coming up next, we have Adam Forshaw, 24. Another listener request this one. Corey, do you look forward every week in the classics you put out? Like to the day Adam called the lack of fun and brought his bird on the browser. Thanks, Cory. Yes, great. But this one Kaitlyn was house for the bossman famous song about this incident, and it goes a little something like this. Adam Cool 24 80. Gina Grande, Brian Bishop First show the new year. Check it out. All right. Oh, you were going to say some that, Kaitlyn, oh, sorry, Kayla, we almost missed that, Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn was house sitting with his dog, Ringo over this time. Ringo, you think I was going to forget? What are you doing this to me? He was housesitting. Did you talk to him, Ringo? Yeah, that's awesome. Johnny, Ringo. That's fantastic. Yeah, homage. It was to how sitting with Ringo, the days that we were in Maui, thank God, took care. Phil picked us up, dropped us off from the airport. It's all good. But as we were pulling up about 1:15 in the morning last night, I had this thought. But that was. How long before I find something that lets me know Palin was here, I just thought, how long now? I've done a lot of house sitting and my day I've done a lot and my whole move with house sitting was. I did everything that I'm sure the owners didn't want me to do, but I always undid it. You know, I was very much as I said I'd go into the pantry. I'd get the big chub pack of smoked almonds. I'd unscrew the time, pour out a whole bunch of myself, put the lid back on and then I would face it back the direction it was. I wouldn't leave it like spilt over on the island or something, because then they'd come home and they go, Oh, I guess you're getting in our food? I just I do everything, but I just like, undo it, you know? And you know, whatever jacuzzi, whatever else, I just kind of my you were never there. And then before they came home, I give it a quick pa*s. I'm leaving her CDs. I was listening to in the CD player and he movies I was watching in the breach of the thing or whatever. So I thought, Hmm, what's callin what? How long is it going to take for act? I get into Callin saying at that I say he's on. He's he's clean up his act taken on the road. You pull your seat back and he's there. So he drove us into the from the airport and I walked into the house and I thought, All right, empty pizza box full, full sized pizza box sitting on top of the counter. But I thought he had pizza. I mean, OK, I feel the last half of it to through the rest in the fridge. Oh, right. Sausage mushroom. But then throw away the pizza. But I I it's put this out on display on the very top. It's like on the top of the counter, on the corner, even just like here you go. Empty pizza falls under your thing or, you know, the system dents the car taken out to get detailed. You got pizza. I love some for you. Yeah, yeah, no, no. Make brown there. Then I walked into the bedroom. Oh, no, my bedroom. He said he was putting all of that, and there was a bunch of a couple of towels that were sort of like balled up and weird sitting on top of my bureau. Like, I have a chest of drawers. So on top of it, with some unfamiliar towels in an unfamiliar position. And I went, Hmm, when are these towels came from as my chest of drawers there? And then I lifted them up and a bra came flying out and I thought, I guess Kaitlyn was with this lady friend. But I thought I didn't have to know that. But now I do. I have to know it because it's on top of my bureau and it's her bra on top of my bra. Don't act like you're not. So I've also kind of curious on how it works each way because I don't know. I feel like once in a while, I'll forget my underpants. If I'm like, if the old man comes home, you know, like that scene in sideways? Yeah, that's right. The wallet, the wallet might sneak back into the place and the guy drives a tow truck and whatever. But I'm not sure how it works with the ladies. I bet you I would never forget my bra. You'd probably you'd probably remember. Yeah, I saw one kick about the door. I literally just took these towels that were like, either balled up and they're on top. They're on top of my chest of drawers, so I'm probably not going to miss them there in my bedroom, right by my bed. But I'm like, I'll take these towels and I'll hang them out to dry or spread them out or whatever. And then then Abrar went airborne. When I shut them out and I went, Oh, I guess Kaitlyn was having sex in my bed with this gal who wears a Calvin Klein 34b. So I thought, Well, that didn't take that long. We are off to a great start this year, so I'm guessing that you showed up with your lady friend. She did come over. She did come on. Yeah, OK. She was just taking a shower. I guess she took a shower with Kaitlyn or hot tub or what have you. But how does it work with the part where I find the bra as I walk into the house like it could have been hanging from a lighting fixture? It's true. Yeah. Circling the room with the right spice swoosh. A couple things just in the general sweep, the general sweet max pattern knows about how to sweep. First thing you sweep is the master bedroom because in the bedroom, that's the boss's bedroom. And then also his bureau up there with me. But I'm guessing. Couple of towels. I guess you guys took a shower or hot tub or something of that nature? Well, we didn't take one together, but we did take showers. That's the part about taking the towels and kind of splashing them out when you're done to drive. What happened to that? Was that like saying Sir and ma'am? Or could you say something? It's a weird, antiquated, bygone days. I find myself all the time accepting towels and spread it out and get married, right? But the fact that they both just ended up on my bureau, as is, I'm bound to find it. I love that. It's really inviting. And then the part where your lady friend forgot her bra, or maybe she showed up with two bras a spare she may have. I have not received any text message of a missing bra yet, so maybe it's like a kerchief, so she knows that, you know, and then you could bring it back to her like an old courting technique. Oh, I see a reason to come back. I got to go back down to my boss boudoir. So it was interesting because I was driving in. I was going, How long was it going to take me to find some telltale sign that Kaitlyn spent a few days here, but I wasn't thinking about this lady friend writes a sock on the doorknob. If those terms are wrong and I don't know my, my thing is take the towel, shake them out. Yeah. You know, that little element would have saved me a lot. Not want everyone to know everything all the time. But otherwise, Phil's alive. Was a long standing. Yeah, everything's fine. I got. Yeah, no problem. I'm not. I'm not judging. Do not run a black light over that bedroom or yeah. But I am curious about. I'm curious about how people forget things they wore to a house. Yeah. Now I'm guessing, you know, she's an ex-cop. There's going to be a little little little heads up where she leaves the house. B cop. Not so much, but they still feel like as a woman, as I was packing it up and heading back home with miss the. Yeah, probably brought to Kaitlyn must have, because again, she has not let me know that she is missing a bra at this point. So I'd imagine there were two and I don't know. I I would have thought maybe she got home and she still hasn't. Like, I can take it, you know, taken the clothes out and put those away or well, anyway, all this could easily be remedied by simply the towels going through the area you inhabited and like shaking towels out and hanging them back up and things like that. Absolutely. OK. Very important lesson learned that we all learned overnight. Did you enjoy coitus in the boss's bed? Right, right. It was all right. Oh my God. All things I wouldn't have to know, except for I washed all the sheets. Don't worry. Get out there first. Of course I did. I was so delicate. You know, we want you to check everything three times. We should check, by the way. Three times, fool. Yeah. All right. Again, not something I need to be aware of, except for I have to then find a bra on top of my my bra. We better quit now. We're not going to get better than this. Yeah. Who can it be? Read, by the way? This is a very true. I listen. Please understand I went through life trying to avoid these situations as well, except for I put eight seconds of effort into things before I then left the premises at the boss's bed or the boss a shower or the pizza box or whatever it is. I just spent an accident, not because I was a good guy. Far from it, far from it. I just literally wanted the next gig where I got the free booze and the free pussy on the boss's bed, and there was no discussion of it. Sure, I'm saying to all of us, So close, so close. All right. Great that you bring strangers into the bedroom. Mm hmm. It's fantastic. And again, it's not something we need to know, but I disagree. The problem with the product's good bracing. It's difficult because then I have to like, walk around the house. It's anyone's bra. Then I get no. And then when it's like, throw it away and I'm like, Well, I think I should probably get bras, return it now. I put it by the front door and then I forgot it. So now it's sitting by the front door and you know, it's bad that it was in your bedroom, but it would have been so much worse if it would have been in anyone else's bedroom. Hey, sunny Italian, we got to talk to you. Not for me. All right, Sherry, change your sheets. All right, so I'll get. Listen, I'm not I. I went to bed that night. I was like, Oh, someone's banging on my bed earlier this week, but all right, I'm tired and I'm going to bed anyway. But again, I wouldn't need to know there are super voidable way of knowing and getting the consequences right now. Resolution, who said later, This is not like I'm not sure it's getting any worse than this. It's not like I dropped an earring and then started crawling around on the floor and then discovered something under the bed. I have a big built in bureau which draws in it that's filled with gym socks and sweatpants, and on top of it, where two towels tangled up in a bra. Just sitting on top of this bureau tells a story that's unmissable when you walk in. You guys all have bedrooms. Yeah. Do you have chest of drawers? Keep your clothes. Now, imagine if you just walked in and there's a pile of foreign stuff on top of it. Hard to miss. Hard to miss. Calls attention. The question is with everybody. How does the sweeping process go that you miss that as well? Honestly, I have no idea. I was trying to do a sweep of the whole house and make sure, but for some reason that I just I was starting the place. I had the most activity. Yeah. You had broad line. Yeah. Okay. All right. My bad. Yeah, it's a new world order, everybody. All right. How many? Congratulations. Much you should leave while can. And my my dismissed. You get out of here. Yes. Keep walking. Don't start. Jesus Christ. Know, and it feels about it, did she did you discuss this? Well, because I am an assessor of of all things. I discovered it that night but was late at night and I was like, Well, obviously this has something to do with Kaitlyn because that would cause divorces and other relationships. Finding a random bra? Well, there was a logical explanation. Well, my first impulse was, Hey, wait a minute. And I was like, Now Caitlyn's a C Cup. So I was like, I saw the TV on there. Didn't add if it doesn't fit. So I said now and then I sort of went, Hmm. And then I thought, Yeah, well, that's got enough on her mind. Let her go to bed. So I let everyone go to bed with no bra discussion that night. I'm not an agitator. But the next morning I did want to return the bra to its rightful owner and I have now real. I'm not a bra expert. I just wanted to give it a quick. Is this anybody in this house bra? And as it turns out, no. So then I did the Kaitlyn math after I did the Kaitlyn math the night before, I just wanted to double check. I just want a math. Check my math before I walked out with the bra. And then comically, it's by the front door, which is comical because I put it by the front door. I defeat myself every once in a while, which is I ran. I got up so early, ran back and forth, was running to the new house back and forth, had to do a reasonable doubt, blah blah blah. I put everything by the front door, but now that we're trying to move like everything's by the front door and I just grabbed my backpack and ran out of the front door. So we'll get that back to your lady friend. Thank you. Post Hey, make her come in here and get it. Yeah. I'm also curious. I guess I'd like to ask because I'm curious about this multiple bra theory that's kind of the grassy knoll versus the book depository, you know, showed up with two bras. I'm trying to think, Well, if I spend the night, you know, you might bring back a or a second provider bottom. That means they they moved in while you were gone. It wasn't like a one night sleepover. I get it because I'm trying to think about, you know, sleeping over. I feel like underpants a little different than bra, like, wear your bra, take it off and then take a shower or whatever, and then put your bra back on your sex. Talk for like, it's a multi-pronged thing. And I fibrous. Very interesting. Oh, God knows what Phil was exposed to and that that's the hard part of it. Was he shaking and despondent and pretty happy to see us and relieved? Arises Adam Forshaw, 24, 80 from 2019 to live for a final push today, have Adam Carolla show 10 to feature Grantley Phillips, Dave Dameshek, Alison Rose and Brian Bishop February of 2013. Larry's famous chunk from the episode. Mountain, there is a line. Sky. Him, yeah, he's back with grandly Phillips family buffalo walking in the green Ford name in the new album available on iTunes. And you know, to do you go to iTunes, you go to Adam Curl Academy, click on the banner and you put a little wind in the sale of our pirate ship. Good to see you. Grant Lee. Good to see you. Hey, there ! I like you already, man. Well, you had a great vibe, man. Well, thank you. We we met years ago. You know, back then it was. It was late one night on the love line in the love line. Normally people walk out of that show. Well, no, no. I mean, I felt a little a little ill equipped in some ways, you know, not being a professional at all in terms of working on a on a real crisis line. Mm hmm. So that part, I felt a little bit, maybe like a little bit above my head. Do you ever run into guys from Buffalo Springfield and like, throw down? Oh, I would like to pull a knife out. Come on, I'll cut. You have like a butler, buffalo? Yeah, buffalo. Come on. No, we have not. Come on, old man. Bring your pick. Oh man, I love Neil Young too much. I couldn't do it. I couldn't pull out a shiv on my hero. Who do you like? Who is some of the guys who you listen to growing up or who you like? You know, and don't do that bulls**t move. Or you name nine bands and we have to pretend like we know. Right, right. I'm really into this. Kelly Clarkson was a big influence on my work. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I know I'm listening to music, music. Yeah, we like that too. No, you know, I mean, yeah, obviously, like like Neil Young was a big one for me because, you know, being a songwriter and a guitar player, Beatles, of course I'm a child. I'm probably like a year older than yourself. So I grew up in that era of great, you know, Bowie glam rock it always side by side, you know, doors, a great album. I love that record. I love, I love. That's a big one, actually. Yeah. Hunky Dory is great because it's weird and it's different, and it's like very own Bowie. And in the sense that if you only know Bowie from the radio right, then Hunky Dory will surprise you. That's true because it's like you kind of feel like you're hearing his demos in place, you know, like, yeah, this was called Andy Warhol. Yeah. Well, that oh, it does sound like it's actually, oh, cool. Yeah, yeah. Well, that yeah, that part makes you feel like you're high. Yeah, I love that record. Like, it's all. It's all wrong. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, I I'm surprised to hear that you were into that record, though. Well, it's weird because I don't like David Bowie's stuff that they play on the radio that much. But like that weird older stuff is really cool and he I don't talk about I'm always talking about John Hiatt, Graham Parker and Jayhawks and guys like that. Yeah, yeah. But David Bowie did some really cool stuff. Of course I saw you, John Hiatt poster outside right next to Evel Knievel, who was my other, my other big influence. Well, so what? Let's talk about you. You grow up where I grew up in Stockton, California, which is straight north of here, about six hours and always into music. Yeah, pretty much so. I mean, I was a child magician when I was 10, and then I found my way into music when I turned about 14, something like that and started writing songs. Magician usually means a lot to a lot of downtime at home, right? Yeah, there's a lot of abuse in the know. It's a I grew up, I had doves. I had two doves. Oh, really? And I would perform, you know, I would go with my. My mother would take me to to perform at like a men's club or, you know, Pixie Woods was our amusement park. Did you get these doves specifically for your magic? I did. Yeah, yeah, my great grandmother, they raise birds. And so that was an easy one. You know, I'll get some doves, put her in a pan full of fire and pluck them out of there, you know? Yeah, it's a good thing. They didn't raise badgers. I got a bit of a disaster, man. A traveling doctor with badgers. I'm in the valley, though. I mean, I know you grew up in the valley. I've been here since 83 in the Valley. I always think I always think of magicians as wildly like antisocial, because it's probably true. And so here's because here's your thing. For the most part, they don't talk and they make things disappear. Yeah. And basically, they're not a social move like I remember lying to you. I was in Vegas once and I just saw a guy and he just he never didn't say a word. He's like, No. And then you just go like that. And whatever he hit with just sort of chick would disappear and that line would disappear. And I thought, this is kind of symbolically antisocial. It's not talking. He's taking away everything that I love. Yeah. His name's Taylor, and he's a legend now. But there was like, You know, I mean, Houdini, that was a big one growing up. You know, how much did Houdini talk? You know, I don't know. I think that maybe there's some recordings of him talking. But really, yeah, I think there are a squeaky sort of wax cylinder for chatty magicians, because that should be addressed. Tim Penn Well. Oh yeah. So, yeah, sorry. He'll just like David Copperfield, right? He talks in the Oh, a David Blaine, right? He's like a he seems to be hitting you up for four now. He doesn't talk that much. The Amazing Johnathan is a very verbose, is he? Yeah, I was gonna say Ricky Jay, but there's one. But no, I know. I know when he cuts his fingers off and stuff like that, I remember. By the way, I, you ever have that sort of thing where you go. You're passing a nightclubs in Vegas and said, Amazing Johnathan. I was like, I was just in a car with Charles, who does a little work over there. And I like amazing things like, f**k that guy. Yeah, like what? Him, he shocks. And I'm like, He does. He's f**king horrible man in that car. Yeah. One of the airports at the airport. And I was like, first off, how do you have such strong feelings about someone I don't even know? I never really think he wears a bandana and he cuts his fingers off on Letterman and blood. Oh, he's so f**king bad. I f**king hate that f**king guy. I'm like, Really? Oh, so this f**king show he was leaving. He's f**king brutal, man. I was like, Wow, he's so animated about that bad. I've never met anyone that anybody does it work to make sure that they he hates him. He hates him. You've never heard some of the stronger people on this amazing job. Oh my God, I've never seen him. Never heard him. He's he's busy. f**king this guy. Yeah, you wish you'd cut your head off. Oh yeah. So I never it was weird. I kind of wish we'd never brought it up to tell the truth because it was all the way to the airport. Okay, buddy, I'll get that guy. Yeah, thank God, you're in the car, I think. Yeah, that's right. All right. So you moved in the valley? Yeah, you start. You start even. You give up the magic one. You pick up a guitar. That's right. And you start playing music. That's right. That'll happen in maybe fourteen, fifteen, something like that. But then maybe 1920. That's when I moved to L.A.. And with a, you know, I had a Plymouth satellite full of magic tricks and a Charlie McCarthy and a banjo and an amplifier. And it all it all came with me and my dreams. And by the way, I love I like cinnamon girl, cinnamon girl. That's a that's a Neil Young song, right? Yeah, yeah. Can you play that riff? Do I know it? You should have him on. I think it's just going to happen. Yeah. Right. So that's cinnamon. It's good for your blood. So they say cinnamon carbon. All those things, you have to eat that cinnamon girl. You're so great. You want to play song for us. I'd love to. What song would you like to play? Well, you know what? I was thinking about playing a song called Walking On the Green Corn is the title track of this self-released album of mine. Not Grant Lee buffalo, by the way, but but of myself Brantley Phillips. Exactly, and is greatly Buffalo's got a live record that's coming out in the spring. We do. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah. Live at the Royal Festival Hall Show from London Hook House Grant Lee Buffalo received. Overseas, traditionally, it's been really strong overseas. More so overseas than here, I would say why? I mean, I know anything that's good is more appreciated somewhere else. I don't know. I don't know how you can even in your own house. Yeah, I saw the further you get away from your house, the more people appreciate. Like everyone who lives with yours, I knock it off with the guitar. Would you there, grant? Give me a headache. I'm watching Wheel of Fortune here because you knock it off, right? But then if you get a little further from your house, listen up. Yeah, it's the same way with standup. Mm hmm. I go to the f**king El Portal theater in North Hollywood, where I grew up. I got to I got to blow a guy to get three hundred seventy five people in there. But I go to Boston and there's 4500 people. When you go to Washington, D.C., there's 1500 people go to Seattle, there's 2000 people. I grew up in North Harlem. I can't get 400 people to Fox Theater, so you have to go far. And I'm guessing the people who live in Seattle have to come out to North Hollywood to draw a crowd. There's some sort of yes program or something that goes on. I think since Jerry Lewis, right? He was big in France. Yeah, like I would be a lot easier for David Hasselhoff. You were in Germany and we could just not go to an airport. Yeah. You know, to get a payday. Yeah, I know. All right. So London, London. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 2011 we hadn't played together for like 15 years, you know? Yeah, we had been on your show that night, and maybe a year or two later was it. We were kind of extinct for 15 years and then just decided, let's see what this feels like as old men. Let's check it out, you know, and we did a couple of years ago and it was really fun and we recorded it and we've done a few shows since then and all the guys just spread out around Lost. yeah, we're sort of spread out. Yeah, yeah. Some of us are in L.A., some of us are up in the northern part. So this is from walking in the green zone. And that's a Phillips, not a buffalo. That's right. All right. Should I make my way towards that? I go ahead and do it. Imagine this to that, Grantley Phillips. Very. Well, we play Tornado blew away troubled sky. Blu ray, despite all the worrying days gone by. Ready for the crops to arrive, leaving all risk behind. Welcome, Mats. Looking forward to better times. Walk him, c**n. Walking in the field so high. Walking in the. Blew away the dust forever, syrup, those seeds of doubt. Blooming in, rolling out some dark. You've been a long time coming. Been a long time, for sure. Welcome, Mat Harvest. Got a world worth waiting. Walking in. Walking in the field saw. Well. Blew away like tornado. Flew away, twisting home scatter on. Swear you won't come round, no. Ready for the. Crops too ripe. Leave it all behind. Welcome that rain. Looking forward to better times. Walking in Crane. Working in the field, so I'm walking in the green. Walking in the creek. You feel so high. Walking in the cream cone of light. The Corps. But my. Brantley Phillips walking in the green corn and special shout out to Dawson it as a fantastic job. Engineering this stuff and dialing it in. I mean, it just I mean, obviously I get some credit for building the studio and the acoustics in here and all the sweat equity that went into this. And obviously, it's laid out in such a way where, you know, a great performer like Grantley Phillips can be fully realized. But. Dawson. And don't forget, you paid for everything. Oh, what, I paid for it, right? But still, what was does not. Twiddling knobs, OK? He did something with a potential winner, and for that, he deserves a smattering of applause points for you as a potential amateur. I went to Pinnacle College. Well, I'll tell you, it was one of my first questions when I got into radio because I think I said to Jimmy whenever they would say, Pot that up got that guy up, pot, that person down, I was like pot bellies, pot. I say pot. And they said, Potentiality, dude. Yeah, yeah. That's say, pot him down a pot of modest cans as as those pot him up. So that was a big deal. It could be an engineer now. Yeah. Look out whoever the famous engineer person is. I'm coming for you. It's never a good sign when you can't think of the name of the person. Dawson, who who's the famous engineer, you could say Barry Rudolph. Look out, Larry. What's his name? Coming for you? Yeah, no. It's that means it probably doesn't pay as well as it could, right? You know what I mean? Like, everyone's like, Hey, man, I got moves like Michael Jordan or I'm better than Justin Timberlake or Justin Timberlake or whatever it is like, that's a that means. Yeah, it doesn't. That means there's money. Yeah, Larry doesn't. Timberlake is the lesser known Kimberly, but they better actually is. I can't believe both of us forgot this, but the number one engineer, you should be talking the count of three. One to three. Alan Parsons. All right. Yeah. Not that I knew that he was an engineer, but I knew that it had been 81 minutes since Dawson had said the words Allen and Parsons are named together. What happens if the thing flips over and it's eighty two? Well, like they say, they have those things at factories like days since accidents. And then we have days since Dawson. Hours since Dawson has not either summoned Allan Parson or Parsons or talked about something avocado related. That's true. The as a science fiction coming up Alan Partridge. No. Nice job because I honestly. And you get some credit for playing this song. Well, thank you, thank you. But it just really sounded so beautiful, crisp and so beautiful. Thank you. It's the man you always to pull off. Since we're Boston Dawson's chops, it's a perfect time to mention that Lisa Lowe will be coming in next week. Oh. All right, let's tell the story now, so Grantley knows all about it. Yeah, you going to to one time, but I'm and when I was doing The Morning Show, when I was doing a morning show in 2008 or something like that. He showed up in chance that didn't have gravy on them. And I said, Whoa, what's the occasion? Dress pants? Yeah, yeah. McCann's off. Yeah, he was wearing. He was wearing. Flip flops are like only four to six years old. And I said, What is the occasion, Dawson? And he said, Lisa Lopes coming in today. And I said, Yeah. And he said she does that single show, you know, the number one hit single or whatever it is. She did that like VH1, one single, like Lisa Loeb, single looking for looking for her primary audience. Single? No, it was number one, single number one, single, right? And she's cute as a button, and she sounds great and writes fun songs and everything like that. And I said so one of Anderson, and he said, We're going out. And I said, You're going out. Yeah. And I said, How's that going to work? And he said, I'm going to ask her out. I said, Well, that don't mean you're going out. You can apply for a job at the Pentagon, but it doesn't mean you're going to be working there. And he said, Well, she single. I said, Yeah, I know. Well, at least in the TV show, she's single, but that doesn't mean she's going out with you. You have access to every, by the way. I'd get divorced tomorrow if I thought those were the rules, Lynnette. No, no offense, but you know what I'm saying? The rules aren't because you're single, you must be. The rules are you have to sign off on this request. Some sort of positive affirmation. Yeah, I said to Dawson, this is not a done deal by any stretch of the imagination that information confused the Dawson. More than anything, and I said, All right, well, go ahead and ask. I'm not telling you not to ask her out. I'm just saying, don't start, you know, planning the date out just yet until you get confirmation from her. And he said, yeah, a little confused by the exchange. Long story short, the married long story short, she came in an hour later sing-song split. I said, Jaskaran, you went, Yeah, and that's what happened. No, that's OK. And I thought, Let this be a lesson to you and everyone else. She must have terrible taste in men. Now, to never try ever. And I hope there's young people listening right now. Here's the good news and the and the bad news, Dawson. She's not going to remember this exchange. I know and I'm happy about that. Can you do the bad news till he tells her tell I tell her. No, the bad news is that she's not going to remember the exchange, meaning there's a song by the Doobie Brothers called What a Fool believes. All right, and yeah, yeah, that's right. Really on the mike specifically what it sounded like. Hey, that's right. That's right. If you get the lyrics to that song, the Tom Bergeron long ago, and that's exactly what it is. Exactly it. That's. The White Man House, the pockets of white supremacy, and you wouldn't know it because it mumbles. It's an interesting song, and if you break it down, it's basically just about it. It's about a guy who thinks he had a relationship with a chick. But she doesn't remember who he is. Oh, right. If you're really just break it down, is it because he didn't enunciate their lyrics? Yeah. If Kenny Loggins co-writer Yeah, he really. Yeah, yeah. Cameron Shambhu crooner Join me. Yeah, sure. No, no, no. For look trying, trying hard to recreate exactly what she was trying to tell you. A little more literal. It never really won. Now see, now this is where it gets cruel. She had a place to play, so. No, no. Go up. Oh, really? From there? Yeah, she she. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, that's right. Head up there right now. Here's where it gets said who never married her. But that's the sad thing. Was this to her apology? Whoever put her hot water bill that was everyone else who worked at CalArts actually was watching her cool, sad for a fool believes. You see, I wish your white supremacist man. Oh, it's the wise man. It's not the white man. I'm sorry. The worse my mouth apart. Same difference. Yeah. The reason why? There's no way. That's right. Right? Yeah, you get that. It's kind of an interesting song. It was magical and a little sad as well. I had no idea. Yeah. Yeah, you really we. I think we can get Michael McDonald on the show. You can get Mike McDonald on the show, I think, with a couple of phone calls. All right. We got to get DAG. There seems like there's someone who knows him. Yeah. Well, yeah, that would be the first phone call. That would be the very first one that would have to be made. It can't be random phone calls. It's really possible. The the guy when I when I went on tour with Alan Parsons in South America, the guy who was our stage manager, I mean, the guy who was the production manager is Michael McDonald, front of House Guy. And that has to do with avocados y because guacamole is good. Yes. All right. So we will. Can we hear that? The other? That's no, it's it's a little underrated. It gets it gets lost. People think a little too much about China growth. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know what's it's got, it's got the bongo in it from the if you like pina colada, it's got a little like Rupert Holmes in it. I think the problems homes. Yes, he. Did anyone ever know what this song is about? Some of my power to people to get to be creative. Well, you know, yeah, it's like monsters in your mind, just kind of write stuff off or you kind of go hand, it's like a little little popcorn ditty, but it's got some truth to it. It's kind of interesting and it's got some depth to really. Now you got to join in here. There you go. Crank it up. You got to use the money here, very young to better. And you have to hold territory, whoever, perhaps. I was watching this one. Oh, right. It's not him. Also, if you ever listen to some Steely Dan stuff, Michael does some pretty stellar work in the background. That'll be it when we get him and we'll talk nothing but Steely Dan. Oh, right, like the wind, too. He appears he makes a cameo of a Hitchc**kian kind of cameo. He makes a song, any song that has a bongo or Congo in it. Right? That song he's immediately attracted to. Do you have, you know, someone could play a bongo somewhere who sits up instead said, it's all right, like the wind? Sorry. No, I find that one somewhere. Got to have a song. There's there's you listen to the Congo Bongo, whatever. Congo Unchained, we call it, will find it. You can really find jobs. We don't have that. What the hell is going on in this country? Bald Brian Grantley Phillips, by the way, the music walking in the green corn available again on Amazon as we speak. Let's see just to hear that beginning. Just to hear the beginning drum thing, just that hand slap in the skins. But if we don't have it, Mike, you know he's going to find it. Michael, have it somewhere. Mike has an iPod with 80000 songs on or something. Mm hmm. And yeah. Michael McDonald. That's pretty stellar backup on that. Mm-Hmm. Mm hmm. Steely Dan rather like the no, not Steely Dan. Christopher Cross, right? Sorry, I screwed up with that. Here the band. Like, say, anything with Obama care. I grant you knock yourself out. I got to say make fun of the song, Oh, you like that comes on the radio I and change it. An animation hit my car. But as we. Back when guys used to write songs about being on the run on the road, I got a hurry. Got to get to the next town. Criss cross. Make love to my next lady. Hear my call ! Well, first of all, whatever. Right. We, by the way, you what I have to say, border Mexico, we know where you're going, you're not going to Canada for Christ's sake. Stop. It was a Christopher Cross was an outlaw. You should see him written all over his face. Yeah, we. There comes, Michael. She. All right. All right. You got that Varga likes it. That must have been his decision making process like that of a cool kind of conga beat I'm in. Yeah, but all right, Grantley Phillips, everybody keep it up as we go out West Cal. Thank you so much for coming in. Always a good time. And of course, Alison Rosen and ball Brian Anderson for being a good sport. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla saying Mahalo. I like it when my boyfriend defecates on me. Those cruel classes for today, I hope you guys enjoy. 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