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On this episode, it's Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker's Superbowl: The 2024 Met Gala. This year's dress code was "The Garden of Time" based on the exhibition theme "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion".Stassi and Taylor share their favorite and least favorite looks, and analyze dresses worn by Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Gigi Hadid, Mindy Kaling, SJP, Kris Jenner, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Jenner, Tyla, Lizzo, Lana Del Rey and more. They even touch on the men of the night who nailed the dress code including Jonathan Bailey (Bridgerton), Adrien Brody, and Lil Nas X.Stassi and Taylor choose which dress they'd want to wear if they had attended this year, and end on deciding what their ideal dream Met Gala theme/dress code would be. Spoiler: Halloween, Sex and The City, Versailles, and The Sopranos are involved.This episode is sponsored by:Thrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSILipton - Try New Lipton Green TeaHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSIBoll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shippingSaks.com - Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.comDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:02:20 11/16/2018

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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassi. Dracarus, b***hes. Beau What now? Now. Welcome to straight up with Stasi. Straight up with shoes? Why are you such a baby? This is not my zone. This is not my zone. Everyone, listeners, normally, when I do my podcast with Beau, he's pretending like he's only ever done it at my kitchen table. I have. No. You've also done it in Hotels. Yep. That's different. Now I'm in the studio. Over the place. I like doing it in my shoe room every now and then. I'm in a I'm lit oh my god. It's beautiful, isn't it? Disgusting. No. Like, it's perfect. It's a bunch of dusty a*s colorful shoes because you haven't worn half of these. Know. They are so dusty. Beautiful. Because I don't wear 90%. Exactly. They just sit here and glow. But I like staring at them. Okay. They may I don't. Whatever. Whatever. Alright. So welcome to straight up with Stasse. My boyfriend's a dick. Also, we're getting ready right now for the Vanderpump dog gala, and we're having a bit of a fashion crisis, mainly because my boyfriend doesn't have, a good sense of style when it comes to formal wear. I'm wearing oh, formal wear. When it comes to form listen. Okay. Yep. I accept you for your overalls. I accept you for your puppies' shirts. In fact, I find it endearing that you wear puppy shirts all the time. I love this company, that company. So, like, I love that. You know, you're quirky. You're weird. You wear Rams things on your denim jackets in Europe. I accept you for it. But there is a time and a place for things. And when we're going to the People's Choice Awards or if we're going to a gala gala is, like, the most intense word ever. Gala. Okay? Gala. See how I say it? Gala. Yeah. Well, no one you don't wear Vans to a place where you go gala. Vans. No. No. How long ago did I tell you about this gala? 2 months ago? 2 months ago. 2 months ago. I know because I thought it was last month. I thought it I thought the No. What was the what was the No. Because I thought it was October 15th. 2 months ago. So I told you 2 months ago to give you ample opportunity, tons of time to find formal wear. Well, I have I got now I have suits. Okay. So I got the suit thing. Okay. Cool. So you have suits now, but you don't have belts and you don't have shoes. Well, because I didn't realize when I was doing interviews for your show that they're gonna take my suit, my belt, my tie, my everything that I wore. To have multiple I know, but you told me you just need ties and s**t. 2 power things. And I have Well, that was easing you into it. Yeah. 2 yeah. That was easing you into it. Now you need to have a little bit more because this is the this is what you're we're not just gonna be hanging out at the Belmont and Rock and Riley's anymore. You know? Like, times are changing. You have to do some things that are a little stuffy And and get dressed up. I like getting dressed up. I just like the way in sneakers. You just literally showed me bronze old man loafers. Like, not in a cool, chic way. They're pretty much you got them at Goodwill. No. I got 100%. Goodwill. In fact, they look like slippers because the back of them Because they were too small. Down. They're too small. Like, how are we dating? They're too small. They're too small. No. But they're inch like, not an inch, but they're they're a they're a 45, and I'm a 47. Okay. Alright. I I I don't why did you buy them? Because they're awesome. No. They're not. They're so awful. Okay. I might have bought them in your gold. Of course, you did. They were the ugliest thing. They were so ugly that I started to trick my brain into thinking they might be cool. No. They are. That's how no. They're not. In fact, I am gonna I'm gonna get rid of them. Oh, I can't no. I can't wait till we go to a gold party, like a white and gold party. It's not even gold. It's like a weird gross shade of bronze. No. It's because your crappy, illumination lights inside this place are are reflecting off and making it They're they're Alright. This is an issue. This is like I I literally looked at my boyfriend, and like, 30 minutes ago, and I was like, I really don't wanna start a fight over this, but, like, hardcore, like, gave you, like, a 2 month warning. And why are you going to h and now? And he waited until a few hours before to be like, well, wait. What suit? I I need to get it pressed or I need to get one dry cleaned. And then, wait, I don't have a belt, and and I don't have shoes. So I'm gonna go to h and m, and I'm gonna find a belt, I guess. Or h and n. Or maybe I should text maybe I should text group chat everyone and be, like, who has size 12 and a half shoes? Like, bro, 2 months. 2 month f**king warning I gave you. Yeah. But I've also been fluctuating on my diet, and it's called relationship. It's called travel. It's called I thought we were gonna be here for Halloween. I was gonna eat a lot of candy. So I was not I didn't wanna get a suit because what if it's all of a sudden I went from a 34 to a 36? Now I'm a 36, and life sucks. And, you know, it's like, I gotta stuff myself into this suit with a crappy a*s belt that I got from H and M that doesn't even match the freaking shoes. No. The the belt does not match the shoes. You'd be better off wearing, like, one of my leather tramp. Was cheap. This belt was $30. I can go to Macy's and buy, like, something like a Tommy Hilfiger thing for 25. My god. We couldn't be more different when it comes to this s**t. Why can't we just be like Gwen and Blake? No. That is the no. I'm sorry. Sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. I don't know what is wrong with my client. And you know what? Because it's love. She doesn't judge him. He's not like, hey. You know, Gwen, why don't you just put on this flannel? Because Gwen has awesome style. But he doesn't tell us. Part of probably part of that. Nashville. He's like, babe, you don't need to wear high heels. We're we're just It does. But at a Nashville small country bar, it's It does. Okay. Do do have you ever yeah. I'm sorry. No. That is the worst example because Blake Shelton has the worst style out of ever any celebrity that I've ever seen. Like, boot the same bootcut jeans with a blazer and, like, squared. You didn't talk about his fashion, but you don't talk about his voice. Right. I'm not talking about his voice. I'm talking about his fashion. And you were trying to make a point, and I'm getting upset, and I'm getting worked up. Because I told you, I read an article with Justin Timberlake where he said it is his job to frame Jessica Biel when they go out. Not frame as in frame for murder. Frame as in make sure that his outfit frames her outfit because she is number 1. Because you always wanna frame the woman. So you should be enhancing my awesome outfit, not taking away from it. So then why don't you shop for me? Oh, do you just drop the mic? But when you drop the mic, you have to walk away. But you can't because you're stuck in the corner of your tacky shoe closet. It is tacky. Shoe room. I'll let you redo my shoe room. It is tacky. Yeah. We need to, you know, take this Yeah. It's all old IKEA shelves. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. That was my rewind thing. Yeah. Okay. But, no, Justin Timberlake said that, and I told you. And if Justin Timberlake goes out to red carpet events with Jessica Biel, knowing that it's his job to wear something that flows with what she's doing so that they're cohesive, so that he frames her beautiful dress, then you can. Alright. Well, here we go again. Then you take me shopping and pick something out for you. Listen to me. Uh-huh. I would love to do that. I would love to get you a stylist just for these types of things. Just for these types of things. Need a stylist? I thought you're you I thought you were this freaking fancy fashion person. Because I don't I don't know men's fashion the way that I know women's fashion, and I still want you to feel comfortable with what you're wearing. I'm not that big of a terrorist. So, like, I think if you work with someone who you're not having sex with, that it might work out a little better for you. Wait. Who am I having sex with that I'm working with? No. I'm saying, like, if I start styling you. Oh. I'll just let somebody else do it because someone will know what to do and there's not gonna be, like, any, like, resentment in terms of Are you reaching out to touch to close my hand or resentment? I'm just using my hands to talk right now. That was really close to my face. But I'm just saying, like, so when this stylist says, no. You can't wear your Rams Vans to this gala. Woah. You're not. It's it. Okay. Now you're throwing me under the bridge. The it's under the bus. Under the bus. I will never get that. It's it's in my head. I can't say cinnamon correctly. It's I say what? Correctly? There's certain things I didn't say. Say correctly? Sim hold on. What is it? Cinnamon. Cinnamon? Yes. You can't say cinnamon? I've never known this about you. Because I never say it because I hate it. Wait. What do you do when you need to put cinnamon in something? What do you say? Do because I never put So you you you deprive yourself of cinnamon flavored things because you can't say it word. Say it fast, I say it incorrectly. But when I think about no. Because now now it's in my head, cinnamon, but I have to say it slowly. That is so cute. Beau. It's it's so I look. I'm learning things about you under the day. Bus. Under the bus. Yes. You just I didn't throw you under the bus. Well, I mean, kind of. No. Alright. Whatever. And there's a reason why I'm talking about this, not just because I'm frustrated. Remember the first time we talked and how nice we were and how nice she was to me? Let's go back and, like, just replay. Let's just you and I record ourselves. Like, let's go live listening to the first podcast on how nice we were and then come down here with this, like Listen. Fashion is something that you just, like, I can't we don't f**ks with it. You know? But let me finish. The reason why I'm also bringing this up is not just because it's happening right now live. It's also because this was a theme in our vacay. And we are here mainly to discuss our European vacation even though we're probably just gonna go on tangents and never actually talk about it. But it was a theme because when I was looking at my podcast notes, I had a s**t ton of things saying, Bo's complaining about having to match me in Europe. Why is Stassi wearing furry shoes in Berlin? I know. Why were you wearing furry shoes in Berlin? I told you, Berlin is like Berlin is kind of like, the only thing I can explain in a sense is the Silver Lake Exactly. That's where I thought they would wanna see my f**king furry shoes. No. Because they are probably that have faux fur in them. Okay. But they don't know that. What do you mean? They don't know that it's faux fur. They just see those little things. They think that I have 2 animals in my heat. Well, actually, I think most people well, at least most of them the area that we were at, and I'm I'm hoping that if they saw some random Gucci shoes, they wouldn't have any idea. Just like I probably wouldn't know. No. You wouldn't know. Gucci like, I know Gucci shoes in Italy and Milan because it goes Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, big f**king words all over the place. No. I don't have I don't like I don't know. I'm not gonna have a logo unless it's a small Chanel sign. You know that. Channel? Anyway. Chan oh. Fashion was a theme of our trip where I was okay with you wearing your denim jacket with Rams patches on it every single day and a Rams hat. There were nights that It was an all blacked out Rams hat. I wanted to dress up. I wanted to look pretty, and I wanted you to dress up with me, and you just won't really do it. In Berlin? In Paris. In Paris? Oh, should I put on a, what they call it, the At the beret? The beret. The beret. And walk around being like, here, here we are. Wait. Hold on. I bought a I bought a sweater. Bow? But for you, Ratatouille, I bought a sweater for you. Shout out to Ratatouille. Yeah. And she has never even seen the movie. Well, now All the time, she's like, I love the Paris, but she has never seen the Titanic movie. Pixar. Okay. Wait. Beau, I should've made you dress up as a stereotypical Parisian. Should I walk around with a piece of like, a a painting? Funny that would have been if I said, today, you're going out in a black beret and a black and white striped shirt. So, basically, I'd look like a mime. Yeah. But that's walked around to, like, the tower and did, like, the you know, like, all the crazy characters on Hollywood and Highland. You could have made money. What if I oh, god. That would have been great. Missed opera f**king community. First night at that one hotel. Oh. Which I'm was gonna literally get to at some point. Okay. At some point. That's foreshadowing. Foreshadowing. I am so freaking excited about my new sponsor. 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Last year on banner pump rules when I threw Britney, like, a feel better, like, party where we did, like, that witchcraft stuff on Jack's, I did it Kentucky themed, and I actually got her Kentucky homesick candles, and she absolutely loved them. I have had Louisiana ones for forever. The candles are they smell so good. They're a soy wax blend. Okay? So it's premium cotton wicks, completely nontoxic. They have so many different kinds, like, every single state, so all 50 states, but not just that, also cities and areas. Like, they have a candle that says Northern California, one that says Southern California, one that says Boston, different sizes. It's just the besides the fact that I like having a Louisiana one in my home, I like to also give them as gifts. Like I said, for Britney or anybody else, it's instead of just going and buying your run of the mill normal candle from a random store because everyone loves to receive a candle as a gift. There's not one person out there that doesn't like to receive a candle as a gift. It's like somebody saying I don't like eating food. No one's ever gonna say that. The this is even better in terms of giving gifts with candles because they're personalized and it's thoughtful. So Christmas is coming up. There's always birthdays, graduations, weddings, anniversaries, or people are going away to college. And just like having a little piece of home and something that makes somebody feel great when they're in their home, I think, is awesome. And right now, they are gonna give my listeners 10% off any order of over $50 and get free shipping when you go to home sick.com and use my promo code, Stassi. So that's home sick.com. Use my promo code, Stassi, s t a s s I, and you're gonna get 10% off your order of $50 or more, and you're gonna get free shipping. Perfect gifts, you guys, and everyone needs to have something like this in their home, especially if you're not where you grew up. I love these candles. So, I mean, if we wanna back up. Let's We can talk about how we just, like, really haven't been home and how well, I've been living in Mexico, it feels like. What? The whole what what did you say? Back to back to Chicago, one for a wedding. No. You haven't. Then we went to Mexico with La la, Randall, Schwartz, Katie, Jackson, and Britney. And I'm just in awe of the fact that people get to live like that every day. That was a fantastic trip. So Randall, most generous sitch ever Jesus. For Britney and Jax's engagement, gifted them a trip to Cabo with me Beau, Schwartz and Katie on a private jet in, like, a 14 We're not worthy. We're not. We're not worthy. We're not worthy. I know where I know where that's from. I know. No. No. I did. Yes. Okay. In, like, a 14 room mansion, rented a yacht, got a whole spa of people to come to us. Haven't experienced anything like this. I haven't either, Beau. No. Ever. I, like, was looking at La la the whole time being like, b***h, do you live like this every day? What the f**k? I think Randall saw my facial expression every other day. He's like, Bo. Bo. And It's okay? He's like, it's okay. You're gonna be okay. He's like, you need to sit down. I can't I just, like it blows my mind that, like, people live like that every day. That we have friends that we know people that live like that every day. Massively generous. Yeah. Like, super generous of Reynolds. The fact that he can just be like, you know what? I think we're gonna take the plane back tonight, not tomorrow morning. What do you mean just you think we're gonna just take a your plane? Like, what what does that even mean? Like, what does that what does that entail? Like, like, Beau, you didn't order an entree the last night we were there because you were like, I can't. s**t's too expensive. It's really, like, blowing my mind. And I'm like, I'm I'm literally was like, I get it. Lobster and steak back at the the villa. No. Remember the night we went to the nice dinner, and you were like, this is just, like, the weirdest thing. It's so expensive. He's like, you're like, I'm just gonna order an appetizer. Oh, that one f**king hotel restaurant. It was random. We we had our we had the driver that was on crack Yeah. That was driving us, and I literally was going, like, we're we're gonna die. We're gonna freaking die. The guy shows up on crack, drives us, like, 30 minutes outside of Cabo, and we get there in 10. And we're all freaking out. No one's listening to no one's listening to the guy. And then I look at the menu, and it's like a like a shrimp c**ktail is $75. Yeah. It was into it was into 70 5 You know, look. I'm all about West Hollywood and going to all the fufu dinners and going, like, okay. Double date. Not really, but I'm the same. Like, I'm just going, like, you know, money process. Have we ever gone to a fufu a fufu? Fufu. Fufu. When have we ever gone to fufu? Fufu dinner? Why is it fufu or not fufu? Whatever. And why you always disconnecting me. I was kidding. So, anyways Cinnamon. I I know how I know I know how I say it because everyone says it's I always say simonin. Sim simonin? Simonin. Simonin. Yeah. I can't get but when I but everyone makes fun of me. So when I anyways, going back This place was, like, massively nice, massively expensive. And I'm just like I couldn't even have a salad because a salad was, like, $45. Yeah. I know. It was, like, I just had to let it go. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I just had to be, like, I'm I'm just gonna let it go. It is what it is. There's nothing I can do about it. He's choosing this, so he's okay with it. So, like, I can't feel guilty. It's not like I was like, hey, guys. I know a great restaurant we should go to. I had a lot of bread. You did. I was preparing myself for France. You did a lot of that. Of baguettes in in Cabo. We did, like, as many things as you possibly could do in a matter of 2 days in Cabo. We went what's it called? What's this thing? Jet? That that jet thing? It's, No. I'm talking about the dune buggies. Oh, we went. It's called dune bugging. Yeah. Well, I guess it just popped in my head. On dune buggies in the desert up to the water. Which was traumatizing because That's awesome. Because, First of all, hottest day ever. Hottest day ever. Just imagine being in the desert on the hottest day ever. You haven't showered or anything, which is fine. Okay? You have to suit up, you know, like, with your head. Like, you have to put on the helmet. Bandanas. Bandanas. Goggles. So it's like you can't breathe. And you get in the in the doom buggy. It's fun and everything. We got we got, like, the gangster doom buggies where they were hand built because Ran wanted to, like, jump and get a little crazy. And to be honest, that was so much fun than, like, the nice Mercedes type dune buggies where we saw that, like, other tour that have, like, the brand new ones, and I'm sure that s**t was boring as s**t. No. Yeah. It was awesome. It felt like I thought it was in Mad Max or something. A 100 exactly. Mad Max dune buggies Yeah. And it was just all of us. I'm sweating everywhere. There's nothing to wipe your butt with. There's dirt everywhere. We're covered in, like, gear. You're actually just gonna go off in the desert and s**t. Luckily, it went away, but I Instagram storied her doing this, talking about it, which is why I feel like karma came back to bite me in the a*s because literally three and a half minutes after I Instagram storied, Britney almost going to take a s**t in the desert. I feel something running down my legs. And I'm, like, no. No. There's no way. Well, it was Halloween weekend. There's no way. So we all thought it was a joke. No. And then I put my hands between my legs. Sorry. That was that was and it's blood. Yep. I got my period at that exact moment. The exact moment you're in the desert with no bathroom, hot, sweating, like I said, dirty. Just made fun of Britney for having to go number 2. And I had to make her take her headscarf off of her head so I could shove it up my badge. Karma is a b***h. It totes is. Are you saying that you need another beer? Yep. Pozzies. Alright. So before we technically come back, we are going to talk about our new favorite pastime, which is hunt a killer. A killer. This was, like, one of the moments, Beau, that, like, I knew, like, oh my god. This man is the man for me. Like, when you showed up, like, 6 months ago or how almost a year ago. And And you were like At the end of the year with the box. You were like, I bought you a present. It's a subscription to Hunt A Killer so we can solve a murder. And you guys, I'm telling you, it is so freaking fun, and it is so hard and so real. This is a subscription based game. So you receive 1 box a month, and it's actually like you have letters, you have ciphers and codes that you need to figure out. Like, it's it we will spend a whole night, like, 5 hours and still not finish a box, sit there in silence with our computers, researching things like actual people who are trying to solve crime. We take it so seriously. Sometimes it could last a week, a month. I mean, we we kind of, you know on if we cheat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so much fun. It's like it's not your ordinary game. It's like you're actually I literally feel like a crime solver. Yeah. You're like and you're, like, exercising your brain. That was, like, so dorky of me, but, like, we are. And it's kind of exclusive because they only accept 200 members a day. So it's like this whole community of people that even have a little pin that you can wear, and put on your clothes. So, like, if you see somebody else out in public with the same pin, you can be like, you played like a killer too. I've actually seen 2 people out here in Westlake. You have? I have 2 people. I was like, wait. You have to you have to tell me the next time or go up to the person if I'm not around. Okay. Well Because that is f**king fantastic. Selfie next time. I literally have 2 people. That's pretty I mean That's a lot. That's a lot. Well, to wear the f**king pin, like, I just have the pin at home. Yeah. So you guys really have to go and try this out, especially if you love, like, murder mystery stuff and you're into death, I guess, and all of that. Go to huntakiller.com/stassy, and you're gonna get 10% off your first box. Okay? That's h u n t a killer.com/stassi, s t a s s I, and you're gonna get 10% off your first box. Let's all do it together because it's, like I said, a community of people. There are Facebook groups that you can become members of, and it's like everyone's helping them, like, each other, like, solve the crime. It's, it's f**king awesome. It's fantastic. You will enjoy it. You will. Okay. So back to vacays. So after I got my period and Britney didn't poop in the desert, we had a spa day. I really can't believe that any of this actually happened. Yeah. You got to do the thing on a yacht. First of all, who just rents yachts? No idea. The the yacht's also with Picassos? Like, original Picassos? An original Picasso. An original Picasso. I I sat there I think Schwartz and I sat there for a good, like, 10, 15 minutes going, is that really real? No. Is it it is. Oh my god. That's real. Yeah. I mean, I've like, where where do you even, like is it, like, an Airbnb switch? Is there an app for renting a yacht? No idea. How do you do that? No idea. And it was huge. I mean, it was a yacht. It was, like, one of those A million stories? Yeah. Yeah. And you got to do We had jet skis. We had that we had that one thing. What is it called? I don't know. It's like the space it's like where you're suited up. And they and you're on like, you have these foot gears where the water shoots out, and you fly out up in the air. And you have to wear, like, a helmet and a life vest, and you fly out of the air and you're you're like, the water's basically it's like a fire hose jet Yeah. On your feet. And, I couldn't do it, but I didn't try it because, like, I'm like, yeah. Right. I have a flask. None of the girls. Way my my glasses. Any of the girls didn't do it. Because we were all it looked really hard. And all of you guys kept coming back being like, that s**t's really hard. I wasn't that hard. I mean, there were certain parts, like, I'm I'm gonna just say flying backwards even though, like, the jet of water was, you know, hovering backwards was hard. But going forward and diving under then shooting back up like a freaking aerial from Little Mermaid part 2, the drag queen version. That's what you look like. Yep. They should've put, like, some red like, a red wig on top of the helmet. That would've been a weirdo. You know what? I think that's why I didn't wanna do it because I was watching you guys, like, go in and out of the water. And I'm, like, tell that salt water getting in my contacts and out my nose and, like Looking off your fake eyelashes. I wasn't wearing fake eyelashes that day. Okay. I didn't know. Just because I'm wearing them now doesn't mean I was wearing them in a what? Okay. God. Man. But super epic, awesome, fun trip. Super epic. Like, never need to go back to Cabo. No. No. I mean, I'd like to do it again, though. Randall, take me off your credit check. I mean, to be honest, I I will I I will I don't ever have to go back to Cabo because it'll never be that good. Won't be as good as that. No. I I'm telling you this. I've been to Cabo a million times. That was my second time. No. It wasn't. That was my second time to Cabo. No. It was your first time. No. That was my second time. Honey, when have you gone to Cabo? Like, 7 years ago. You told me it was your first time to Cabo. It was my 7 it was my 2nd time. Okay. Well, it, like, technically doesn't matter. That did not like, the I won't I don't have to ever go back. No. I know. Because it'll never be as good as what that was. Hopefully, we get the same present when we get engaged. Hint hint. Hint hint to you and hint hint to Randall. I am always trying to look for, like, the best new thing in terms of toothbrushes because I'm one of those people that, like, can easily, like, be a sucker for, like, an Instagram post where I'm like, oh my god. Like, that's like a really cute toothbrush. I think I'm gonna buy it and then I buy it and it works like s**t. I've learned my lesson the hard way. That's why I am super excited about this new toothbrush. It's called the Burst Sonic toothbrush. Okay. What's really awesome about it is that it has charcoal infused super soft bristles. So it's unlike any other toothbrush out there. 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So that's like you're really taking care of your mouth and your teeth for just $6 a month. That's freaking fantastic. So go to burst oral care dot com. That's burstoralcare.com. Use my promo code, stassi, at checkout, s t a s s I, and you're going to get 10% off your order and have a subscription where you're only paying $6 each, getting something every 3 months. Fantastic. Take care of your teeth and use these cool, like, charcoal brist bristles. I mean, that's what I'm doing. Speaking of engagements, everyone thought we were engaged when we were in Europe. I know. Why can't no one thought that just take a trip without people thinking you're getting engaged. Think no one thought that we were engaged when we were in, in Italy and all those other places earlier in May. Well, we were only, like, 6 months into dating. I know. But now we're, what, 10 months? Yeah. I think yeah. I don't even know what it is now. Yeah. And now but it's like yeah. I'm like, I'm like, back off. You know, I think Give me a little breather. Like, let us have some steps. Like, we love each other, but, man, it's like, how many of your friends that get together within a year they get married? Who and then how long does that last? Well, I mean, I don't wanna shame anyone who get married regularly. Yeah. Like Lisa Lisa is always like Lisa is like, I got married I got married in 3 months. I tamed to the beast. Like, I I don't have a beast to tame, first of all. And I, what? Like, what what does it matter if I I we get no. I wanna know the beast of Ken. Right. That sounds kind of awesome. No. Like, what was he doing? Like, now he carries around their dogs. Scotch. I'm like, I don't think that's for you. Like, you're You know what? No. He he would I think it would be more of, like, a guy's thing. That's true. Yeah. That's okay. You could come back and gossip to me. Yeah. I probably wouldn't tell you all the details, though. Really? Just yeah. You really think that you can get something from me? Bro code 100%. Are you joking? Is this a conversation that we need to have? Percent. We've never discussed this. Alright. Write that down for the next podcast. No. Real fast. Do you really follow bro code? Like, you hide things from me? Well, I mean, with bro code. What are people what are our bros doing that you need to be hiding things? Well, nothing nothing like like nothing like, you know, scandalous stuff, but bro code. Yeah. Just like girl code. You guys I don't know what your your legal is. I tell you everything. Oh, you're a liar. I feel like I do. I mean, girls have certain things. You shouldn't you know, it's not Well, I mean, if somebody were to say, don't tell Bo this, I'd be like, okay. Well, then you specifically said don't, and I'm not gonna betray your trust. Alright. Well, what if Bro Code said don't tell your significant others this? It's not like we're sitting there, like, doing, like, shady stuff. It's just like guy talk. God, let us just have the have a guy talk, which is why there's guys and girls. They all have you know, most most places, all the girls hang out and chitchat, and all the guys hang out and chitchat. To be a fly on the wall. Well, I told you before, I was usually the guy hanging out with the girls in the kitchen because I'm like, when I still are a lot of the time. So I'd I'd go back and forth. I hang out with everyone. You hang out with my girlfriend or keep keep conversations private. Right. Okay. So hashtag bro code, everyone. Yeah. Or BOCODE. Oh. Oh, shocked. Yeah. I wanna talk about HelloFresh for a little bit because I love that you cook for me. I love that I cook for you too. Because, before that, all I do is just use Postmates every single day. Granted, I still use Postmates almost every single day for at least some meal. But this is what I love. This is my thing. Because they will not only are you a good cook, but when we get HelloFresh delivered, it's like we're saving so much money because we're not going to the grocery store. A mass amount of money. Yeah. And just, like, buying a bunch of different ingredients and then wasting food. Yep. And it's just, like, convenient, and it it comes well, let me explain. HelloFresh is a well, it's not a subscription. You can you can. But you go online. It's a website where it's a meal kit delivery service that shops, plans, and delivers step by step recipes and pre measured ingredients to your door. So, basically, you go to the HelloFresh website and you choose from a bunch of different meals. You choose how many people you wanna be able to serve, what day you want to cook this meal. And that day, you'll receive an insulated box, full of all of the freshest ingredients, and everything is just so easy to follow. The directions are so easy. I watch Bo do it all the time. I guess you should talk about this because I don't cook it. You do. Yeah. The thing is is, like, sometimes for for me, I I learn I've learned a couple of meals, and then I keep cooking the same thing over and over again. And it's really hard to learn other meals and how, like, the proportionate like, proportions Yeah. That I need to cook. And all of a sudden, I have all this extra stuff left over, and then it's just a waste. Yeah. So what I love about this is they send it. Everything is just perfect. Yeah. There's all different boxes. They have pictures. They have the weight. Yeah. Like, pictures. Yeah. So you can see what it is. So Yeah. I kinda love how they have, like here's the final look. So sometimes you know how sometimes when you want something, like, cold at night or hot at night or warm in the day and cold during the day You can see what it looks like. See what it looks like. And that's what I love about it. So sometimes we'll sit there and we'll argue, I want some I just really it's like I want some I know. I know exactly. Yeah. I know we do that. Yeah. So it's everything is perfectly proportioned, and it's easy to read. It's easy to cook, and it it's I don't know. I just love it. And there's so many different options, and you can pick all these different varieties of things. Yeah. And they just ship it to you. Yeah. And it comes perfectly cold and ready to go and It's literally like a refrigerator is delivered to your door. A 100%. And then you put it in, and you just then you just cook it when you want. And I really do recommend subscribing because that just especially if, like, you're a mom or you work a lot and you, you know, you're taking care of people, it makes it so much easier to have things being consistently delivered. And what they're doing right now is giving my listeners a total of $60 off. That's $20 off your first three boxes when you visit hellofresh.com/stassy60 and enter Stasse 60 at checkout. So that's hellofresh.com/stassy60, hellofresh.com/stassy60 and enter my Stassi 60 code at the end, and you're gonna get $60 off. That's $20 off your first three boxes. They have different options, vegetarian, family style, classic. Go and check it out. I didn't know that vegetarian. Well, I'm not vegetarian. I know, but that's I still like to switch it out. Told you that. I know, but I like switching it out. I should've done that. I think that's really good. That's that's awesome. Oh, whatever. Okay. Back to what, Europe? Because I know I got sidetracked. I I forgot. Well, let me you know what? Let me before I talk I I I educate everyone on hotels because I am gonna do that. What was your favorite part of going, what was your favorite part of the trip? Because we went to Berlin for a few days, to my listeners who might not know, and then Paris. So the reason why we went to these two places, because Paris is my favorite city and Berlin is Beau's favorite city, And we both wanted to show each other our favorite cities, which sounds like an engagement trip now that I just said that out loud. But sounds like Yeah. It's not like we were like I know. I just realized that it sounded really cheesy as I just said it. But also, you know what I think got the got, the Internet all in the fan things all Because it went to Paris? No. Because we write we have the nicknames for each other. Because Oh, Jem. Back when I said, I don't want you to post about me, I said put a bear put use the you used to put I used to put yeah. You were a bear emoji over my face so no one would know who I was. Right. And then would call you Jem because all you sit there and do is talk about sparkles in your diamond shoes. So we would have codes when we were Instagramming story stuff so we could talk up to each other and not tag each other. So she would put a bear on her Instagram that would be like, this is for you or about you, and I would put a gem. Remember those days? Days? That was so sweet. And then I got outed because someone looked at my tattoos and stopped all your so sweet. I remember all of that. Followers or whatever. That's why everyone thought we were engaged. I totally forgot why. I'm, like, why was that? That's why. Okay. Well, fair enough. Because remember I did I did a bear loves bear heart jam. That looks like a diamond ring. Right. I get that. So okay. I totally forgot. We've been doing that forever, so that's why we didn't think about it. Yeah. But someone told me that. Well, next time that happens, we're not engaged. Dude, people are gonna know when we're engaged. When we get engaged, y'all are gonna know. I'm not gonna be subtle about talking about it. I'm not gonna be, like, it's not gonna So waste I'll probably live Instagram it. I'll probably be like, hold on. Hold on one second. Hold on. Hold on one second. Find the girl that wanted to take a photo with you, like, 15 minutes ago and be like, hey. Can you Instagram story this real quick? Yeah. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's about to propose. Like, he's on one knee. Like, hold up. I mean, we are in a graveyard. This one's supposed to Oh, you're putting flowers down for your great great great great great grandfather? You're proposing. Do you mind? Okay. So that's why. Well, so what was your favorite trip? Part of the trip? My favorite part of the trip was, the Jean Paul Gaultier. I mean, cabaret. Answer. That that was the most Cabaret. Cabaret. It was a Jean Paul Gaultier. It was it was it was probably one of the most amazing shows I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. I actually saw on my, Stray Bustaise Facebook group, somebody said that our trip inspired them to just book their tickets to Paris, and they were asking about what show it is that we went to. And luckily, one of my other listeners wrote in and said what it was. But, yes, awesome that we inspired you to go to Paris. I love when I hear that, that somebody's like, I watched your stories, and now I'm doing it. Everyone should go travel as much as they possibly can. And so, yeah, this show was so cool. It was like a musical. It's like it's like mixing, like, cabaret, musical theater, and fashion altogether. Yeah. And and also the story of his life. Of his life of Yeah. That was a good answer. Yeah. That was my favorite. And then also, when I found the, the the baby bottle wine drinking place. That was gonna say I think that was my favorite. Too. But those 2 those 2 because Berlin I I love I know Berlin. I love Berlin, and we only had a short amount of time there. So Well, I can't wait to go to Berlin when the weather is nice so that I can experience it the way that you've told me about it. Yeah. Berlin's like Chicago. If you know Chicago, Chicago is really cool and pretty and dark in in the wintertime. And then That's why I thought they'd like furry shoes. Yep. But but Chicago's got a little bit more of your kind of, like, fashion. You know, they're a little bit more fashionable out there. But then when Chicago when the spring comes up and summer comes up, Chicago blooms like a flower just like Berlin does. Like my veg. Like your veg. Yeah. Okay. That was interesting. Well, so I don't even I don't even know how I said that. I don't know why you said it. Know why I said it like that. Like, it was like a WWE. Yeah. Try it. My favorite, I think, was the baby bottle place too because it was something that I would never you guys. So there's this restaurant up in I can never say it. Montmartre Montmartre. I don't know how to say it because Paris Paris was your place. I know, but I never know how to say it. But because it looks like Montmartre, but it's that's not how anyone ever says it when I hear it. I don't know. And this, like, hole in the wall place, fondue restaurant Or I like to call it fondue. Sorry. Sorry. A knee slapping. Sorry. Sorry. This is what am I drinking here? God. We have a gala to go to. A gala. But this place so, like, you have to either, like, be a local or get a reservation. Even though there was, like, no like, half of the restaurant was empty, they told the people behind us, like, no. We're full. Like, we had made a reservation. So it's like, that sucks for you. It was like Mary and Joseph trying to, like, find a place to have Jesus, and they're like, no. We're full. That's what it I felt like for that couple behind us. Oh, yeah. But, anyway, so this place, it's a fondue place, and they serve wine in baby bottles, which is dangerous as f**k because you don't realize how much you're drinking. Well, a lot of people are like, well, why is why is you drinking it out of baby bottles? So the badass thing, what I found out is, I guess, legally, the restaurant didn't have the right permits to serve wine in a gla*s. Mhmm. So they bypassed it Oh, wait. By putting it into baby bottles because That's so smart. By law, there is not like, who the f**k would how genius is that? That's so cute. Restaurant that we don't like Right? Specific The reason why they're able to get to bypass the law is if you put it in baby bottles because in because most things, I think, legal legality what's the right word to say? Legally, is if it's in written, like, you cannot serve wine and glasses. Okay. Well, we'll serve it in baby bottles. And I guess that's what happened, and it's been like that for for a while now. Yeah. And from that see, you know what? You know when bad s**t happens in your life and you get bummed out and you can just take that dark route and get really sad? That's what I mean. Yes. Well, that's what a lot of people do. Or you can get you can, you know, chin up, look to the light. No. That's you. Get creative, and then do something. And then all of a sudden, look what happens. Yeah. So when bad s**t happens sometimes, it did look how you handle it. Beau, I love that you're so optimistic. You're such a positive person. When s**t's every time there's a problem, you're so positive and optimistic about it. I am a demon. It's like even if something's going well, it's like something bad's gonna happen. Like, it's too good to be true. No way in hell. No way in hell. Katie got mad at me the other night at the People's Choice Awards because she's like, I think we have a chance of winning. I'm like, no, we don't. We would've been told ahead of time. Like, no, we don't. Ahead of time. And she's like, god, you're so depressing. I'm like, no. I'm just realistic, and I don't wanna get my hopes up. Like, I need to prepare for the worst so that I'm not, like, totally disappointed and sad. That's like what but, see, I guess maybe we just balance each other out. A 100%. It's like, Paulo, I don't know. No. You bring me to, like, the middle point, and I bring you to the we're basically we're just coasting on neutral. Yeah. I guess so. But also at the baby bottle place, I was so friendly. I was on fire. Oh my god. Oh my god. Normally super introverted and get really weird around, like Well, not only that, but you also think that people know who you are. I'm like, we're we're in Paris. No. I don't. I never think that when I'm out of town. Okay. Are you joking? I don't know. Were you just trying to like, were you just try I'm never like that. Okay. Well, I just feel like I didn't know if if they're like I just I just you know, I don't know if it's just your, you know, your Vanderpumpness going on. I think that's how I'm in LA because we go to the same because when I go to Tom Tom and Bo and all the same places true. I get just like, I can't just relax. I can't relax. I can't relax. Walk in there without, like, 17,000 photos. That's why I it's boring to go there. That's why I'm like So when I'm in Paris or in Berlin or in Italy or someplace else Okay. I can make friends so easily and sit and just talk for hours. I made a best friend who I have no idea what her name is. I don't remember her name is. I remember they were from some place in Mexico, and they were very nice. They just got they just got married. Yeah. And, They were on their honeymoon. Yeah. Like, they were it wasn't Mexico City. It wasn't one of the big cities, but they, it was fantastic. They were really nice. And, we were photos with them. We have We don't remember. Some with the freaking wine. The freaking wine. But because it's baby bottles. It's like having a water bottle of wine. They were taking photos with us. We were taking photos with them. We were taking photos together. Literally became friends. And then she goes to me, tell tell everyone what you said to me. What did I say? Is this how you're able to travel by yourself all the time? You just meet people? Like because I have so many random friends that that I've met from traveling over the last, I think, like, 12 years now. Which I don't understand. Like, because I've never been like that. I'm I'm I'm just I I'm shy. I'm actually technically shy. Like, I I'm not it's not that I'm being a dick. It's just that, like, I'm just a little, like, inward with things. I I don't I don't know. So, like, when you tell me, like, that like, you have all of these friends from different f**king cities, like, you travel all by yourself. I'm like, what the f**k? What did you do? What? Well, you're always like, what? Did you have sex with her? What is she? I'm not I have to ask that question. It's a lazy girl. It's you know, there's, maybe he hasn't whispered in your ear loud enough. That's an awkward okay. Never mind. I didn't really have actually even understand what that meant. No. No. I was trying to be funny, but then it didn't come out very well. Because you're like, your soul should've known everything, and then you should just know that I was the one to this is your voice when I just think of you. It's like is that how you're doing All of a sudden, you're Britney in that voice. You should know. No. Not even Britney, like, a Tatuckian man. Man. Yeah. That's what you think. I was like, well, maybe Jesus should've told you about about me before because he knew you before you were even in the world. And then but then you have your headphones on. I don't know, babe. Guys You know I'm joking. But, like, but Yeah. But I was trying to make, like, a quick joke. It but no. It it fell so flat. It did. It did. It did. It did. I'm sorry. Can we can we actually, let's let's just they weren't the only friends that I made though. I made friends with our Versailles tour guide. Oh, yeah. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Just because she reminded me of somebody. Dude, did she remind you of? There's nothing wrong with it. Well, What what there wasn't I don't even know why you're getting so upset. There isn't anything wrong with it. She she she reminded me of Dolores Umbridge I know. The Harry from Harry Potter the pink witch. There's nothing wrong with that. She was like, when you showed me that photo, I was like, you're so right. Lot younger. She was a lot younger than Dolores, but she was massively sweet, massively Well, I love her. So I met Oh, I liked her very much. My listeners know, if they've been longtime listeners, how obsessed with Versailles and Marie Antoinette is, I am. And, I just finished well, I'm up to date on the Versailles series, which I really recommend everyone watching. It's so good. And so I was like, you know what? This time when I go to Versailles, I feel like I should hire an actual tour guide instead of just, like, doing the normal thing where you just buy a ticket and figure it out yourself. And so we got this tour guide who, like, came and picked us up in a car. I was asking her questions. I'm like, oh, she is f**king knowledgeable as s**t. She was like, I'm going to Geneva. She talks she talked to so she was like, this? Like, yes. See, we I'm going to Geneva where they're auctioning off Marie Antoinette's jewels. And I'm like, I know about that. I know about that auction that's happening. I saved it. I sent it to Beau. Like, I literally thought about being, like, maybe I could afford one day, like, some of Marie Antoinette's jewelry. No. I saw how much it went for. Definitely not. But she knew everything about Versailles, and it was so f**king cool. And I made her my best friend, and we're gonna be pen pals. So I've realized that I'm the friendliest person in Europe. Sure. That didn't you're like you're you're crushing me right now. Well, yes. You're the friendliest person in Europe. Yeah. She's I'm sorry. She is the friendliest person in Europe. Well, she she's the nicest. What? I'm saying I'm the friendliest version of myself. Oh. Why aren't you getting anything that I'm saying? Myself? Because you say you're the friendliest person in Europe. Mean I'm the no. I'm meaning, like, I'm the friendliest person when I'm in Europe. Oh, a 100%. But you have to say that. You have to you have to put that part in. Supposed to know what I mean. Well, we're not there yet. So because I've talked about whatever. So because I've talked about Versailles, I just had to update y'all on if you ever go back to Versailles, I really recommend you getting a tour guide. And I would recommend this lady who I guess maybe she'll like, no, I was going to Instagram her and she's like, I don't have social media. She had an iPhone 4. So I'm like, alright woman, I don't know how to help you. But I did learn something about myself while I was there. I've tried to wonder what it is, why I like Versailles so much, why I feel like such a giant connection to it. Like, what is it that makes me just so obsessed with it? And I realized what it is. And I told you this. I don't know if you remember. Tell me again. I think that in a past life, or one of my ancestors or something I remember. I was a shoemaker at Versailles. Maybe even for Marie Antoinette. Maybe I was the shoemaker that made her shoes. Because I have this obsession with shoes, not just any shoes, but ornamented shoes. I love looking at them. I love everything about them. Marie Antoinette loves I love diamond. Shoes like that. And so and I love Versailles, and I just feel like it's like I have, like, a part of me there. And so I'm convinced I was a shoemaker at Versailles. Figured it out. Solved crime, Hunt killer style. It's like that Cobble movie with Adam Sandler, except you're not turning into all the the fancy people that he turned he cobbled their shoes. I I've never seen that movie. But there's a thing where he puts on I know. Shoes. You told me. Yeah. What is it? Why are you why are you smiling? I'm I'm I'm Why are you smiling? Can't I be happy? Why no. Why can't I why can't Oh, you're looking at my podcast notes. No. My podcast notes. I remember I was, like, didn't I I was Can I can I before you go into whatever it is that you were laughing at Well, no? I was thinking about can I talk about my our hotel experience so that I can warn people? Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm doing a public service right now. Okay? This is charitable. This is charity work. What I'm In a way what I'm about to do. The the one is also goes into, like, what happens with my castings? What are you talking about? Well, you're not to talk about hot bloggers doing stuff. Right? Yeah. And these hot bloggers are liars. Just like when I'm casting stuff and these hot blogger models come in, and they say they could do stuff, and they can't. So it's basically kind of like the same type of thing Okay. In a in a different realm. Okay. I can I can understand what you're saying? It's it's far. It's a it's a reach, but it's it's a stretch. But, I'm gonna okay. You guys, I have wanted to stay at this don't put the microphone down. Well, you're gonna talk for, like, an hour. Not a soliloquy. This is a really heavy I'm not microphone. Giving a monologue. Like You are. This is still a conversation. And I'll and I'll like What are you going to do? I'm gonna watch. Watch. I'll put the microphone down quietly so no one will know. No. And then and then I'm gonna sit there and I'm gonna just, like, stretch my hand. Just hold my mic. Do you want me to get your mic stand? You don't know. I have one. No. Because then I then I have to, like, look like no. It's weird. I don't. You also every time I'll I have to, like, bend down and talk like this. Oh my gosh. Okay. So I have wanted to, for a really long time, go stay at this this hotel called Hotel Athene. I don't even know how to pronounce it. A couple e's. There's an apostrophe. A couple 1,000,000,000 e's and apostrophe. Like, there's so many I I don't know. Athene. Maybe well, try to say it, like, in a Hotel Athene. That's by the Echo Tower. Start with Croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Croissant. Yeah. It's probably wrong. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Because I have I follow a bunch of flat fashion bloggers like we all do on Instagram, and I'm always like, oh my god. Like, their hotel rooms, like, they look so nice. They look like stand like, the like, the exact, like, Parisian style I want. They overlook the Eiffel Tower. Super basic b***h of me, but whatever. And they all have, like, flowers, like, lining the windows, and it's just beautiful. So picturesque. Everyone's eating their f**king giant breakfast in their, like, Instagram photos, which they're probably not eating, not even touching. They probably order, like, $400 worth of breakfast and just don't ever eat it, which I'm, like, learning that everything's a lie on Instagram. Oh, yeah. I lie on Instagram all the time. About what? Just everything because it's well, it's What do you lie about? Your Instagram's super honest. What? No. It's not. Sometimes I'll post, like, 4 days later. That's not a lie. It is. And I'll say it's today. Okay. That doesn't keep But I lie. Even though there's even I I don't know. I just feel like Instagram so I don't feel like you lie. I feel like I it's inst Instagram is a place where I can sit there and and it doesn't matter. I can sit there and bulls**t. Anyways, sorry. That was just an ins that was just my little thought blurb. Okay. That's fine. I just I'm trying to pay you a compliment. I don't I feel like you're pretty Well, thank you. I don't feel like you lie at all. Okay. So I've wanted to stay at this hotel. It's super f**king expensive, but I figured, you know what? What the hell? And finally, with the love of my life in Paris and my favorite city, let's f**king do it. Let's just shell out the f**king dough and go there. We get there. And I my heart already like, is starting to sink because I'm, like, oh, we're going to the part of town that's, like, it's, like, I don't know that much about it. It's, like, super hoity toity. Like I didn't know anything about it at all. But, like, I I know areas of Paris enough to where, like, I I know, like, areas that we would we like to be we would like to be. You know what I mean? And this was just, like, the fancy a*s area that, like, was right next to a Cartier jewelry store. You know what I mean? So I'm, like, oh my god. This is, like, really, really nice. And we show up, and I just feel like I'm in trouble the whole time. Or, like, I'm a little kid that had that has to go to the principal's office when I'm there. Well, because we went from a really great hotel. We went from Soho House, Berlin. Yeah. You Thank you, Tino. Yeah. My friend Tino hooked it up. Thank you. That freaking hotel in Berlin was fantastic. Yeah. It really was. And it overlooked the graveyard. The yeah. Overlooked the graveyard. The room was dark and swanky, and everyone was fantastic there. We had Ciccone's. Well, it was almost like a little bit of West Hollywood was in Berlin with us. That was one of my favorite hotels I've ever stayed in. It's that was the first time I actually stayed in a hotel in Berlin. Oh, wow. In 10 years, that was the first time I've stayed in a hotel in Berlin. So that was fantastic. So we went from, like, swanky, chic, you know, East East Berlin, Moody with, you know it was just it was dark and and just sexy to, like The Oval Office meets Paris. Oh my god. That was that's it with with a bunch of red flowers on the facade. Yeah. That's exactly what it was. That's that's what it was. Beau literally opened up the mini bar and a little mini bottle of vodka. The little kind great. The the minis. The minis. Like, the kind on airplanes. How much? It was, ?28. No. 30. No. No. No. That's it was ?28, which ended up being, 33 doll American dollars. 33 American dollars for a mini That's what you can buy a Grey Goose for a 3rd or you can buy a you know what? I can buy a handle of freaking Tito's. I would rather have a handle of Tito's. I would have Tito's. I'd rather have Tito's anyways rather than any kind of other vodka. Yeah. Maybe maybe kettle, but Tito's is my jam. A handle of Tito's, people Yeah. Or a little mini of Grey Goose. And I saw that, and I was like, no. No. I I'm not and and I can't. Listen. You if I wanna throw up on myself over a price, you know it's bad. She walked in, popped the bubbly. And then when I looked at the bubbly, I was like I didn't think about it. I didn't even tell her. I didn't tell her. Still to the shade. I didn't even tell her. I don't wanna know. I just wanna tell you, the small little you know those little champagne I don't wanna know. It's literally it's literally like 3 glasses of champagne. She opened that. That was the it was in the fridge. She crapped it out. So just think, people. Just think. I know what it is. I know what it is. And after I looked at it after we we'll finish the rest of the story. But after I looked at it when we left, literally, I I I I felt like I just got dick punched in my wallet. Yeah. I get it. I I mean, I don't know how much the champagne is. Sorry. Your wallet. But that's that's how it was awful. Well, I mean, like, our wallet because whatever. You had Berlin, and I had Paris. So I guess, technically, my wallet like, whatever. For that for that yeah. For that champagne, that was That was my wallet. That one was I saw that. I was like, no. And that's why I still don't wanna know. I never wanna know the answer to that. I literally signed for it and threw it away. I I don't I liter literally have never wanted to, like, not know something more in my entire life. So after we opened up that champagne, and I took my obligatory photos, in the window sill with the Eiffel Tower, which I still haven't even posted. Boyfriend. Right? You do a really good job. We both kinda we walked around the city for a little bit. We went back to the hotel, and I was like, oh, then we're like, let's go get a drink at the let's get a drink at the bar. And it's okay. I don't care who's texting me. We're still good on time. Okay. Yeah. Cool. So we have, like, a woof woof gala to go to. I know. We've talked about it. I know, but it's like you know, I'm not good at putting on suits, so it might take me a a while? Okay. 15 minutes. 15 more 10 to 15 more minutes of this. How's my hair look in these things? Is it messing it up? Okay. Mad scientist per use. Okay. So after we went and walked around the city the first day we were there, we were like, let's just go get a drink at the hotel lobby bar. So I go to the restroom, he goes and gets his drinks, and I'm walking back from the restroom, and I'm like, everyone who works here is f**king staring. Like, what are you doing here? You don't belong. That's how I felt. Like, you don't belong. You don't belong. So then I, like, walked into the lounge, and we, like, drink a little bit, and you're like, everyone here looks like a Russian prostitute. A 100%. But also, wait. You don't you don't understand. Walking from the White House meets what was it again? Well, I said the Oval Office meets Paris. Cutting into this bar, which it's, like, black light, dark. Yeah. It's Doesn't match the hotel at all. Toilet paper long freaking sculpture thing. This, like like, weird kind of, like, dark EDM trance music's happening. Yeah. Everyone is all the men is literally geriatric with all these freaking younger women. Yeah. And all I ordered was a what was it? A Curiel and, a, a Jack and Diet. Yeah. That's it. And so we're like, can we just put this on our we're, like, over it. Let's put it on our room, and we're just gonna leave. I had one sip left of my Cura one sip left. 2. 1 or Let's say It's good for me. You had, like, 15 percent you had 15% left left of Of my drink. Drink. Okay. So we're just getting up. We we already paid. We put it to our room. We walk out. And The waitress is like, wait. Are you go no. I would I I would I would take it to your room with you. I'm like, no. We're So she literally takes this one gulp of a champagne glass, puts it on a tray, and starts acting like she's gonna walk with us. To our room. And I'm like, it that's gonna be a long, awkward a*s walk. I'm like, dude, I'll just down it right here. Like, what the f**k? Like So no. She follows us she goes she follows us to the freaking elevator. Yeah. I'm like And then she's like, this is my job. But I'm like No. No. We're fine. Here. And then Snot finally just grabs the thing off her the tray and drinks it. We're like, what is your problem? Like, we're like, who doesn't it was so awkward and weird. And I'm like and then all of a sudden, I realized halfway up once she left us, she left us in this weird look once we got into the elevator. And I realized that she thought we she thought we were stealing. Like, we weren't actually there. A 100% because I was wearing my I'm sorry. Your Rams. My Rams jacket, and I I was because it was a hotel bar. So I would we I was, like, I'm like, I'm gonna have a suit on like all the other geriatrics and their and their Russian prostitute girlfriends. Yeah. No. That's what made me feel I that's what, like, pissed me off the most is I was, like, I think they feel like we're just walking into this lounge and being, like, put it on the room. Yeah. And we don't we're not actually staying there. And I'm, like, this is making me feel so weird. We're spending so much money for this that, like, I don't wanna feel like I'm going to the principal's office every single time I leave my hotel room, to the point where we, like, walked in our hotel room and we're like, we need to leave. And we didn't even go out to dinner. We ordered room service because we were too just worked up and scared to, like, go out and, like, face anyone. We were like, we don't belong here. We legitimately don't belong here. Let's just order room service, and it was the worst room service I've ever had. I actually took pictures. So I ordered a I ordered a hamburger for the hamburger was about, ?45. I mean, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you the I'm not gonna talk about the champagne, but I'll talk about the the ?45 hamburger that I got. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life. Disgusting. Yeah. I mean, come on. You can't especially in the first We're getting a little too intense Okay. With how bad all we're doing is, like, totally we can't spend in the next 15 minutes just, like, totally s**tting. Okay. So it was just wasn't that great of a hamper Yeah. Honestly. That's right. You see? This is you know what? Oh my god. You do one season of Vanderpump Rules as a boyfriend, and then all of a sudden, all you do is become a gossip queen. I know. Son of a b***h. You. Jesus. I'm gonna drop the mic and go pray. So so we ordered room service, and I was, like, I called the front desk and I'm, like, can we check out tomorrow morning? Let's just go on a hotel tonight and just, like, find a normal hotel room somewhere last minute. And that's what we did. It was the best f**king decision we've ever made. Because then we just found, it was so affordable and even nicer. The room was 10 times bigger in an area of town, like by the Marais, kind of, but like in an area of town where there are restaurants and bars everywhere around us. People walking around. Around us. It was modern. It was young. Was it what? It was called Hotel Baccamont? Bachemont. Bachemont. And so it's, like, b hotel, b a c h m o n t. A m o n. M o. B a c h m a u m o n t. Oh, okay. Bachemont. But they say it like it looks like Bachemont, but it's Bachemont. Yeah. It was fantastic. Totally recommend it. All the the concierge was fantastic. So nice and helpful. Bar is fantastic. Everything Central. It's, like, central in the middle of everything. Yeah. Go back there a 100%. So affordable. Yes. Literally, one night at that other place Was was all paid for. Was pretty much, like The whole the whole What? 6, 7 No. 5 nights. 5 nights there? 5 nights, I think. Yeah. Like, that's insane. Yeah. And it was and we are the top we are the top floor. We it was go there. Go there. Go there. I wanna go back there. Yeah. Yeah. Because I feel bad. I feel like we're just sitting there and, like, telling just, like, the s**tty parts of our trip, but that's always which more it's more fun to just, like, gossip and b***h about things Yeah. Instead of being, like, everything's great and perfect and just, like, make people wanna puke on themselves. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, gossiping is good. You're you're training me well. Yeah. I am. So if you are heading to Paris, I really recommend that hotel, and I really don't recommend the hotel that I was staying at before. I mean, they were nice and let me out of it. The one they were they let me out of it so easily that I'm like, other people must do this. Other people must, like, check into this hotel, and they're like, this isn't what we wanted. Sorry. Like, No fun at all. But the thing was is just, like, we felt uncomfortable. Yeah. Of course. So that was pretty much besides, like, everything else, like, we did the normal things, went to the catacombs, all of the sites, like, shopped, ate, drank, went to cemeteries, you know, all of the stuff that we normally do. We travel really well together. Yeah. Anything else about that? Because I don't know. I wrote some fun things down. Okay. So if that is all we have, it's time for you to get ready for this freaking gala, and you're not gonna wear your bronze shoes. K? And after this, I'm gonna find you a stylist. You can't mic drop more than 1 in one Really? Episode. Okay. Is it is it I mean, come on. Is there is there I didn't realize it was, like, a podcast, like, rules of engagement. I mean, it's my rule, I guess. Is there anything else you wanna add, honey bunny? I don't know. Let's just like, in this episode with our with you you speak like a German and I'll speak like a Parisian. I don't know how to speak like a German. You speak like a Parisian and I'll speak like a Germans. That's it. Hello. Can we can we can you say can I can I say goodbye in in French? No. That's oh my god. I just forgot how to say goodbye. Oh, fail. Oh. Alright. Bye, Khaleesi's.

Past Episodes

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi?s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It?s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they?ve found their groove as mom?s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties?honest, empowering, and a reminder that you?re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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01:21:38 2/12/2025

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it?s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they?re diving into the life of history?s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

They?re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture?hated for things she didn?t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she?s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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01:09:46 2/5/2025

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who?s got it worse?middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi?s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford?s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander?s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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01:11:54 1/29/2025

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations?like maybe high-stress situations aren?t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she?s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max?s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson?s unrecorded interview to Max?s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn?t!

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01:22:54 1/22/2025

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic?Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm?they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

They reflect on how losing a home, whether you?re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls?it?s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

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01:22:38 1/17/2025

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she?s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up?especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle?s resilience, and spilling on how she?s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she?s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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01:14:18 1/8/2025

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus? signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi?s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice?sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it?s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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01:06:50 12/25/2024

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It?s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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01:09:41 12/18/2024

Stassi?s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what?s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi?s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing?s off-limits. Stassi debates how she?d prove she?s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It?s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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01:12:47 12/11/2024

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA?s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer?s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously ?tells on herself? as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor?s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration?it?s holiday overload!

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