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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassie. Hi, Khaleesi's. Welcome to Straight Up with Stassie. I'm here with Rachel O'Brien, not to be confused with Rachel. No, Brian. Hello. Comedian, bestie extraordinaire. That's a good that's a good title for me. Yeah. It actually is. I'm gonna get a tattoo on my lower back of that. Can you rename your iPhone comedian bestie extraordinaire? Sure. I do need to rename it just back to Rachel. I mean, you do just in case. I still panic every time. I just completely do it. I don't know why you don't just, like, do it, like, right now. Like, it won't take like, 2 seconds. You have to attach it to a computer to do it. Really? Forget. I mean, it's, like, a good talking point when I get in the car. I mean, it is unless you just get in the car with the wrong person. Yeah. I mean, it's embarrassing. Certainly. I mean, but I totally understand, like It's embarrassing. Your mentality by. Freaked out again. Like, I'm going to dinner tonight. And if I don't meet him there and he picks me up, like, I'm going to need to shut my Bluetooth off, and what if I forget? Yeah. If you're just catching on to this and this is the first episode that you've ever heard of my show, we've talked about this before with Rachel. You know how you can name your iPhone, like, you know, like, when you plug your Bluetooth into somebody's, like, f**king speaker and it says, like, Stassi Schroeder's iPhone. Rachel says Shush. There's a reason. Rachel the comedian. Because it's, like, was supposed to, like, a long time ago, like, psychologically, like, make me, like, I don't know, just, like, remind me of what I wanted. This is why I can make fun of you though because it's actually embarrassing. Like, it makes sense. Like, I'm really on board with, like, the way that your brain is working. Like, yeah. Like, when you But how embarrassing to get in a stranger's car, basically. That's what I mean. Like, I just wanna picture you just on a blind date, like someone you met off of Raya or something and, like, you're, like, your Bluetooth accidentally Absolutely horrible. Can I just I would I would I would throw myself out of the car? I would I would I would leave and never to be found again. I would just never speak to that person again. So that's what I'm saying. I think he should probably do a change right now. I'll make it a priority. If I have some time after this, I'll make it a priority. It's it's like having a bad Rya song. You know, like, it might be a deal breaker. Well, I was gonna say you used to have the Vanderpump Rules song because it's your ringtone. Well, that was only for Katie as a joke. I know. I know. And it's still forgot about it. Still is. But then you forgot about it. It went off in public. That was so funny. Because I think we talked about that story on my podcast. We talked about that on your podcast? Not yours, I think. That really was that's happened to me a couple times. Like, that's pretty embarrassing because Kate's very close to Rachel the comedian. Yeah. No. It is. But except it I meant to do it as a joke. I meant to do it as a joke. But no one no one knows I don't think it's a joke. That's true. No one knows that it's a joke. Katie and I set my ringtone for only Katie when she calls to be the Vanderpup roles theme song. Raise your f**king glass, motherf**kers. And so we were just, like, planning on, like, freaking out our producers during filming and, like, you know, just playing stupid pranks with it or just making them laugh. But I forget a lot that You've still never changed it? I don't think I've yeah. I think if I had my phone on it, it probably went alone, which has happened, me sitting alone at a bar in the airport and all of a sudden, Banner Pump Rules theme song, Everybody's looking at me like I'm a And it was probably in, like, your Leprechaun. Your, what was it, rock bottom times? It probably was. Like, you were probably not in a good mood at that airport at that time? No. It wasn't. It's not like today. Yeah. And it wasn't it wasn't a great day, probably. No. Yeah. Mm-mm. So I'm gonna need you to change your name. I will. Okay. I should do it tonight. I'm just looking out for you. Time, I'll do it tonight. I'm being a really good friend. I think I could pull it off one more explanation, but I need to. Like, if it happened tonight, I I could I could, like, not. I could get away with it, but I need to change it. Maybe we should talk about how you're always going on dates. I'm not going on that many. Isn't it weird that you were hyphened? Relationships I know. And, like, serious relationships. Yeah. And, like, things are so different, and you go on dates literally all the time. No. I don't. It's usually crazy. That. I do. You are always going on dates. That's not true. I feel like You used to hang out at my house all the time. No. I took, like, no. You're hanging out with men. No. I took, like, a, like, a month hiatus. I didn't go on one date. Really? What month was that? Where was that? February? Where was I, like, February? I think you were in New York a lot for, like, fashion week and stuff. Oh, you're right. I was. Month, I've only gone on, like, in the whole month of March, like, 3 dates. That's, like, we're almost done with this month. Are you just, like, really good at, like, setting up the dates for the days that, like, I see you in and out? No. You when was the last time I don't know. It's for in my brain, I feel like if somebody's, like, where's Rachel? I think everyone just, like, thinks that I am. I do stand up a lot at night. That's, like, I'm not free for that. Yeah. Or I'm like I well, I go to Second City, like like, for 4 hours one night a week too. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I think you just I think everyone just thinks that I'm dating. Kristen tells everyone that too, where she'll be like, oh, yeah. Since Rachel's been single, like, she's going out with, like, country stars and all this stuff. I'm like, that was one Which you did. It was one drink state. Technically true. Yeah. But she acts like it's all the time. Like, I'm just living this glamour. I mean, you guys act like you were born. Keith Keith Urban. No. I don't. I was like, did you I was like, do you really don't know country that well? The first purse it was the first country person that came into my head. I was like, you really don't know country that well? I mean, I don't know you know that I don't know musicians that well. I just know songs that I like. You guys are making me sound very glamorous. You are. I'm not. You're going on a date after this. It's not glamorous. What are you gonna wear? It's, like, rainy out. It is rainy out. Your face is hot. I I got a bad blowout today. That sucks. I mean, I think your hair looks great, but I know what you mean when you just like, what? I spit it my a*s. Just waste a minute. My Yeah. What do you get to blow out, like, when it's raining out there? That was his name that did it. I don't know. Did you get a dry bar? Yeah. You realize it's, like, counterintuitive. Like, it's it just doesn't make sense at all to get a blowout, like, on rainy days. But my well, but I thought, like, I don't have hair that, like, frizzes out or does anything weird. Yeah. But it, like But it does get wet when water touches it. I know. I had an umbrella. It never got wet today. You carry the hat on the humidity when you get it. You one when you leave there. Really? On rainy days. Yeah. Drybore's stepping it up. I didn't even know they had umbrellas in the state of California. And it's black. It's not, like, annoyingly yellow like their brand. It's, like, just light the yellow one. It would make my blonde hair stand out. You would. Or make it look yellowy, the reflection, which is never good. That's a really good point. Yellow y brassy. Never good. Brassy. My hair used to get so brassy. Yeah. Totally. No. Not into that. So, well, how are you meeting people outside of your dating app? No. I literally don't know how. This is the problem. Like, I don't know I'm concerned I'll never meet anyone unless I am on a dating app because the only thing I do is go to comedy clubs. You guys don't go out anywhere other than, like we hang out at each other's houses. We don't go out. I know. That's a lot. See, this is something that we you know, we need to stop this, actually. We need to do stuff. We do need to do stuff. I don't even know what bars people go to. I don't either. And when we have people like, when my people come in town, I'm like, I don't f**king know where to take you. I don't know where to tell you to go. I feel paranoid and, like, freaked out. Like, restaurants come with us. Yeah. We don't so how would I meet someone? My best friends are, you know, you and Kristen and Britney and Katie and Jacqueline, but me and Jacqueline only go to comedy clubs. Mhmm. Me and well, I mean, Annabelle, like, probably, like, hang out more during the day. You guys don't go anywhere other than occasionally events, rarely, like, a dinner at SIR. Where do people We hang out at people's houses. I know. Because Kristen can't leave her dog, so we're always at Kristen's house. And then now Britney and Jack live in the same apartment as Katie and Schwartz, so we're always at that apartment building. It's like we don't Speaking real fast of Kristen who always has to go home to her dogs, yesterday, I was doing the Pumped podcast with her, which you were supposed to do this week at some point I was. To talk about Katie and Tom's wedding. Yeah. I think I'm I don't know. Well, I I had already done a podcast, like, a couple weeks ago, but I I was doing it again. And I didn't realize it was gonna take, though. I thought it was, like, only gonna be, like, you know, like, a half an hour. Let's talk about the wedding real fast. Like Yeah. Whatever. I didn't realize it was gonna take a while. And I had left Zoe on the couch, and then I left brought them there? No. Like, I left her at my apartment. I'm like, I'll only be, like, 2 hours. Like, she's sleeping. I know she likes to be there. But sometimes Where was Luda? Luda can jump up on anything. It's just, Zoe, I think that if push came to shove, she'd be able to jump off the sofa, but she doesn't ever do it. So I carry her off. I pick her up. Know that? Yeah. Like, even with my bed, she's she's old. She's, like, 13. So I start Nigel sorry. Shout out to Nigel, my dog. What up? My dog watching. He texts me and he's like, when are you coming home? Zoe's hearing my voice and she's barking. And I'm like, I just left, like, an hour ago. Like, what do you mean? Like, that And why can't he go in and do something about it? Gave him a key. He says he doesn't have it. I don't know. So I start panicking. And, like, the whole time, I'm like, you guys, I have to at least leave by, like, 8:30 at the latest. That would be 4 and a half hours that I am gone. Yeah. We've all just been hanging out and talking and, like, I love doing that, but I didn't prepare for it. Yeah. And Kristen is seriously assassin. Oh, loving Really? Loving the fact that you need to go home for your dog. She's not. She's getting she's getting to avoid with me. And I'm like, Chris she's I'm like, Kristen, are you joking? Like, if I ask you to lunch, you say no because you can't leave your dogs longer than 2 hours, which is not normal. So we're getting in, like, a passive aggressive drunken, like, kind On during the podcast? On and off. Not really fighting. Just, you know, the way that we all do. Yeah. And I'm like, Kristen, seriously, I've never I never pull the dog card. I never do because I prepare for it. Yeah. Like, this is different. I'm like, and you are not allowed to yell at me right now because you legitimately can't do anything without your dogs. You can't leave them longer than 5 minutes. And she pretended, like, I was absolutely insane. Like, I had made it all up in my head, and then I actually started to feel insane. Really? I started to feel like I needed to have to go back to her dogs. She knows that. No. She if you could've seen her, she legitimately was like, no. I don't. I don't know. I don't know what goofball. You you know it. I don't know what you're talking about. And so thank you for just clarifying. Now I know I'm not insane. Yeah. I I mean, well, her, I mean, one of her dogs is, like, it's a it's a rescue, so I guess it's it has to be watched more. I don't know. Well, it did run away at one point, so I kinda get it, but, like, I don't know. I get the stress of having dogs. I really do understand that. Yeah. And you feel bad leaving them and but dogs are meant to be they're not Well, I someone just told me the other day that dogs don't have a concept of time. They don't know how long they've been gone. Okay. We should. Dad always told me that growing up, and I now I'm not as we're, like, talking about this Uh-huh. On air, I am now thinking, was my dad just telling me that? Google it. Because To make you feel better so you could get more time I went to school And you've been passing this around like factored. I gotta tell you guys something. Yeah. I know. Just something about dogs. You worry. Do dogs have I'm gonna take some stress off of you. Sense of time. Let's see. It's loading. Bear with me. It's okay. Owners often wonder if dogs have a sense of time passing and if our dogs miss us when we are gone. Well, the answer is that is definite yes. When dogs in one study were left home alone for varying periods of time, they responded with differing levels of enthusiasm on their owners' return. Okay. Well, that's not that clear. Of course, they're gonna get excited when they see you. I really wanna know, actually, that I need to know how to know. Owners, like, tell themselves that the dogs don't have a concept of time so they don't have to feel bad. Maybe nobody actually, like, told me. Or they tell themselves that the dog really cared because they got excited the dog would get about anything. Yeah. But when I leave for, like, 5 minutes Mhmm. Versus when I come home at night, way different. Versus when I come home from a trip, they get, like, way more excited? Way more excited. Really? Which So so they do I can't believe they have a concept of time. I can't believe I'm think I'm I'm They have a concept of time. I'm 28 years old, and I've lived my life my whole life. Just listening to what your dad said to you when you were 5? Yeah. A lot of people do that though. Just the but now but it's kind of weird just that, like, I'm sitting here, like, I've been passing that thing that you told me off as fact as well. You don't have a dog, so why do you even well, who are you passing that thing? Probably just Kristen or someone that I wanted to hang out with me. Dates? Yeah. You're like, your dog is fine. Your dog is fine. Let me tell you something. Let me give you a little tip. I'm gonna me give you a little tipski. My friend Stassi's dad told her, we can go to Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Your dog will be fine. Just manipulating them. One more drink. One more drink. 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This is straight up with Stassie. So I have a theme for this podcast, you guys. It's taking a turn right now. Oh. I sat here trying to outline stuff and and and come up with material, and I'm like, I am brain dead, and I can't think of anything. I'm like, what have I been doing over the last week? I finally have off, besides the podcast, like, for the most part, off for, like, a month and a half. Gonna go on a vacay? No. I don't think. I wanna just get my apartment situated and You can come to Palm Springs. I've been going to do, like, every weekend, it feels like. I would do something like that. And the weather's not terrible right now. I mean, it's eighties. I would totally do something like that. I just I wanna get my apart you know what I mean? I wanna get Oh, that's where I've been, by the way. You have been in Palm Springs. I've I was in Palm Springs 3 weekends out of the last 5 in Vegas one weekend. So I was in town just Palm Springs right now? Yeah. My mom's there, and my sister was there last weekend. So there we go. That answers your question. It's not dates. Okay. Granted, I was, like, trolling the tennis tournament hoping to find a suitor, but didn't find one. There's a famous tennis tournament there. Is a great place to meet. Yeah. But it was with, like, my niece and nephew and my family. Exactly. You find a nice family man. Somebody that wants a family and ready to settle down. Busy, like, making dinner reservations and, like, restaurant hopping there. They had restaurants there. Anyways Well, the thing is is you don't even wanna settle down. I don't really do want. I don't know. So you wouldn't wanna find you wouldn't wanna find, like, somebody like that then. But it's probably like someone's gonna, like, surprise me or something. Like like, I'm gonna, like, meet someone and be, like, fine. But, like, no. I don't. I don't I don't wanna meet the love of my life right now. Yeah. I totally prefer not to. I totally get your drift. Yeah. I'm so cool, guys. I've seen you. Cool girl. I've just called me. I got just cooking. You are a cool girl now. Wait. Rachel. I'm not. 6 months ago, we joked about wanting to be cool girls, and now you are 1. I'm not really, though. You are too. You don't need to, like, you don't need to do anything. I'm not cool. And you're not, like, I need to find the love of my life. You don't care. I still am not cool. We don't I don't do anything. Cool either. We don't go any I don't go anywhere either. I go to comedy clubs. God. It's so crazy when you just think about how s**t is. Boring. And just, like What were we ever that I mean, when was the last time you were, like, fun going out going out? We were, like, 23 probably. I haven't been going to clubs in a long time. Oh my god. Should I tell this story? What? I told you. What is that? I wanna hear. This is why I don't go out people. I'm always drunk, so you you may have told me I don't remember. Opening of that place? Oh, god. Yeah. I hate to be drunk. Say what it is because I don't I don't wanna piss anyone off. Yeah. Let's just call it a hotel that rhymes with camping. No. I don't wanna go that far. I'm joking. There was, like, an opening of something, like, a week ago. Oh, god. This makes me wanna kill myself. So Katie had bought tickets to go to Beauty and the Beast, like, a month ago for, like, opening that, like, Eat the Grove, like, soup like Really cool. 945. Like, nothing fancy. I mean, like, just generic, like, general tickets. And you weren't invited because you don't like s**t like that. So me and Kristen They, like, know what like, everyone's probably going to the la la land, like, live performance. No. Everyone knows not to invite me to that. I mean, you I don't care. You don't care. So, like, I know you're not gonna wanna spend the money. Having the right instinct on that. If you'd like I mean, unless they were free, I'd go. Yeah. If something's free, 100%. But it would be like when you guys invite me to, like, concerts, and then I'm and they're like, it'll be like 2 f**k 2 this. And I'm like, 200 and what? I'm like, f**k no. I don't care. I don't know who that person is nor But you loved the Rolling Stones when you went. That was so much fun because it was a once in a lifetime experience. That was different. Alright. Put that aside. Anyhoo, so we were all going to Beauty and the Beast and then we get this thing, being like, oh, the opening of this place is the same exact night. We really should go. Everybody's urging all of our people are urging us to go. There's a red carpet. So we're, like, fine. We'll go to that for, like, an hour and then go straight to the movie at, like, 9 o'clock. What the heck is that my door? So sorry. Package. Alfredo, my delivery man. Oh, he's so cute. He is so nice. So we decide to just go to this event, like, for an hour and then we'll go to the Grove afterwards. Mhmm. So all of a sudden, people are bailing. Katie's bailing. She doesn't feel like going to the event. She's just gonna go to the movie. Britney also says the same thing. I'm sitting in my apartment by myself texting everyone being like, hey. Is there, like, a plan? Like, you know, you guys all have your f**king significant others, like, going and stuff. Like, can somebody just respond to me and let me know, like, should I meet at somebody's apartment? Like, what's going on? Finally, I understand that Katie and Britney are no longer going, and Kristen's like, you can come with me and Carter. Mhmm. So I'm like, fine. I have a cute little sweater outfit on. So, like, I'm You're like, I'm not gonna waste that. Yeah. I got my hair highlighted today. Did your outfit of the day photo? Yeah. You can't just lie to your viewers, like, yeah, and just go back to bed? Yeah. Stuff like that. So I go with Kristen and Carter. God. I it's like, I forgot what going out in LA really is like, and it f**king sucks. It does. Everything is blocked off. Crowds of f**king skanks and douches, like, waiting in line. Spanking to get in. Yeah. Being, like, yelling names for, like, promoters. We go like, you work at Trader Joe's during the day. Like, you rented that outfit and leased that car. Like, you're not come on. Relax, buddy. I know. Everyone calm the f**k down. I mean, I'm judging myself so hard because, like, I was that person. But were you ever annoying like that? Probably. Who the f**k knows? Really? I don't feel like I was, like I know this like, I think I was just like, ah, if you want me in, cool. If not, we're all set. I'm not like a like someone that wants to beg to be somewhere. I I feel the same way. I don't think you would have been that way. I've That I must have just had, like Times are different They were. 10 years ago. Like Yeah. They were. You knew you had to know, like, a few of the right people that were already people that you were already around maybe to go, I don't know. Yeah. So, like, people would just open the door. Yeah. Like, it's So maybe it's just easier for us. Maybe we're just being a*****es. We are being a*****es. I think it is different though because we're more successful now, and it almost seems harder. It is harder to get in places now for me than it was when I was mentioning. The scene though. Yes. Because no one is saying who we are. Yeah. They're like, who are you? Why are you why are you Yeah. What do like Where do you hide? Where are you? Yeah. Like, what's going on? You're wearing a sweater to a club? Yeah. Oh my god. I wore a sweater. I wore a sweater. Your first red flag? Oh my god. You're right. I wore a bugging sweater. Yeah. So we show up to this entrance, and we're like, is this the red carpet entrance? And the PR girls, if I have another package, and that is why Luda is barking. Luda's just trying to get attention right now. She is. She's f**king pissed that she didn't get to play ball today because it's been raining. Yeah. Well, she'll get over it. It's gonna rain tomorrow maybe. No. So she's gonna have all this energy for, like like, just held inside for days because I haven't been able to exercise her. So the PR girls are like, are you sure you're in, like, the right area? Like, being so condescending. And we're like, yeah. We're getting out all the information that our PR sent us. We're showing it to them. Like, this is what we're told. Like This is our invite. This is my name on your list. Go to Beauty and the Beast. Like, we're here to, like, do your f**king red carpet. Like, have a free drink for a second and then go. Yeah. We're not, like be a tray pass app. I don't know. I'm not gonna get crazy. Yeah. Do you have salmon on a little f**king Cristine for me? Yes. Do you have any prosciutto wrapped dates? Yes. Pigs in a blanket? We're not asking for a lot. And, they're like, oh, we didn't oh, yeah. We didn't even say our names, mind you. Kristen and I did not even say, hi. My name is Stasia. My name is Kristen. We're just like, oh, our PR sent us this, and the girls are just like, oh, do you want us to just walk you in? Like, we can just walk you in. Like, you don't have to do the carpet if you don't want. Like, well, no. Like, we're still she goes, well, I didn't know you guys were supposed to be on the carpet. So, clearly, she knows who we are. She just wants you on there. Yes. If she's saying, well, I didn't know that you were gonna want to be on the red so I'm like, this is so weird, and I I don't know what to say. And I'm I'm mortified because, dude, I wanted to see Beauty and the Beast. Like, like, our teams told us we should go. Like Yeah. We were trying to be good sports. Like, really? And so, finally, she's so condescending to the point where So rude. I'm like, you know what? Actually, I don't wanna do the red carpet because you made it very clear that you don't want us to do it. So we're gonna go now. And she goes, well, you don't you don't have to make this dramatic and make it a big deal. I was like, you made it a big deal. You were right. That to you? Yes. Oh my god. s**t happened. Go back to your apartment in Koreatown, miss. Oh my gosh. Totally is, like, loaded. No. She's not. This chick is probably, like, loaded. Yeah. No. Not that it matters. It's just People that are that mean are usually trying to, like, make themselves feel better. We were so confused. Like, you don't like, even if you don't like us, I was like, are you a friend of La La's? Did Ariana call you? That's what it was. Like, you know what I mean? Like, why are you be like, this we're we're not here to what? I'm not I couldn't even it was I wasn't on Joe Millionaire 10 years ago. Like, you guys have asked us to be on this red carpet. Like, your our teams have all organized this. Like, why are you pretending, like, you did? Kim, if she kinda got, like, a, like, like, a fight with you guys. Well, they don't have to be dramatic. Oh, my god. Because I, like I'm, like, f**k this. So I well, did you say that to her? I said what I said before. I didn't say f**k this. Okay. I said I don't wanna do it anymore because you made it very clear that you don't want us to. Yeah. And then I walked off, and Kristen's getting moody because she can't handle it or what Mhmm. Because I'm they'll f**king s**t up. Yeah. Like, no. Then you guys can go and I'll take an Uber. Like, I this is I'm not begging to now it's not fun anymore. Yeah. Like, this isn't fun. Yeah. Like, I don't want I I this uncomfortable. Yeah. And that's gonna be a great red carpet photo where I'm standing there, like, miserable stupidity. Yeah. Yeah. Looking like I just found out that, like, f**king chickenpox is gonna happen to me once a month for the rest of my life. Like, that's not ideal. So I walk to the nearest bar, and Kristen's, like, my manager's coming. Like, he'll take care of it. Whatever. Mhmm. So, like, we get a drink. Their manager comes and meets us, and, like, we walk to the front. And I'm, like, that's I'm telling our manager who's also, like, our friend. I just don't know if I'm supposed to say his name or not. So I'm just makes sense. Yeah. Whatever. And so, I'm like, that's the chick. And he's like, don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. I'm like, I am worrying about it. Like, this is what you mean to me. This is embarrassing. Like, now we're, like, coming back. That never seems to work for you, and you're like, you hurt my feelings. It doesn't. Yeah. It doesn't seem to work out. No one cares. Because no one cares. No one gives a f**k. They would So mean. They would rather me not to have feelings. Yeah. They want me to just be the mean girl. Yeah. I just need to give the people what they want. Yeah. You know? So we walk in. We're there. We're waiting. And then she comes and she goes, oh, I mean, as loud as you possibly f**king could. And we're in a group of there are people that I don't know all around us. She's like, you guys have decided to do the red carpet now. And I'm like, I couldn't speak, so I gave her my, like, Blair Waldorf smile. Like, I'm pretty. Oh my god. Like, you know, like, yeah. That's good. I like that, actually. And then we made eye contact for a while. She walked away, went and told you know, like, on the red carpets, the person who, like, writes your name, tells the photographers. Mhmm. She went and told the photographers and that person something. Like, go take an if they're gonna do it, take an unflattering photo? I could it could all be all in my head. Not exactly. She was pretty awful. The way that it were the we made eye contact, and then she looked satisfied as she was walking back. And I'm like, oh, hell no. I am not doing this red carpet. And I'm like, you guys, sorry. I'm tapping out. Like and I ran, like, straight into the party. Like, f**k this. If she went and told them, like, get her a get a bad angle on these chicks, like, make them look bad Yeah. I or don't take their photo. Act like you don't care. Mhmm. You know what I mean? Just, like, make them feel horrible. Yes. How old was this girl? I'm picturing, like, 22. Oh, now what's she's older than me. Oh, older. Okay. Thirties. Yeah. And it was, no, it was it was quite an experience. That's awful. Once I felt we finally, like, got it. Why we don't go out. Yes. I I I was reminded. I saw the same douchey f**king people that I'm like, I was looking around and, like, what go to a restaurant that's like the hey, Ketch. The food's not that good. Sorry. Like like, your food's fine. Like, I don't need to beg to be there. Like, hunker by, like, a bar and, like Yeah. I completely agree with you. You didn't say it. I did. But that's what it that's what that is that is what this felt like. Yeah. Like, I was begging to be a part of something, and I'm like, I don't even like any of the people here. That's why I was never in a sorority. Yes. I'm not gonna beg to be a part of a group activity that I don't really respect that much anyways. Yes. Like, who are all you people that are even here? Like, half of you, like, used to like, you're still doing the same s**t you did 10 years ago. The other half, I have no like, what? Like, it was just and dudes just, like, hitting on girls. I'm like, this is just not me. Like, I I I wanna go f**king say it again to me after 23. Like, I hated it probably even at that age pretty much. I knew I knew when I was in those situations when I was really young, like, icky about this. Like, I know this doesn't feel like I feel out of place here. I know this doesn't feel like I should be here. I don't feel cool when I'm sitting at this table. I feel like, yeah, at least I'm, like, secluded from this area, so so I'm not, like, you know, wandering around the club. But I never was like, yeah. What's up? Like, this is so great. They could just, like that one more time? Yeah. What's up? If you guys could just see her, her like, she's use she's using her arms and her hands to, like This was my good hand That's okay. To, like I damn it. Why isn't this podcast visual? I'll post it on the f**k. Instagram. f**k audio. Yeah. I know I know what you mean. The only time I've ever really enjoyed, like, going to clubs is when I had a boyfriend that was there with me. Yeah. That's fun. Because, like, I've I have my partner. I don't feel slimy. Yeah. That's true. Like, I don't like going up to people's tables. I couldn't have fun when we were in Vegas for Britney's birth. That's different. I was tapping into Vegas. That is so different. I love Vegas. I Yeah. Because that's our out that's when we don't know anyone Yeah. That's true. At those f**king clubs. We're just going crazy, like, acting like a*****es. True. Just And I guess they were putting our names on the marquee, so I guess that made it seem a little cooler. Even if they didn't But that wouldn't Vegas is just so much. Yeah. You get to get all dressed up, be all glitzy. It's just That's what Vegas is for. Yeah. Yeah. It's not that that's not how I feel when I'm at home in LA. And I was I was, at a cold, harsh dose of, 28 year old reality when I went to this thing and saw the dudes there. I think everyone feels that way at a stage of, like, their in any stage of, like, their career and their life. Like, it I I I bet, like, January Jones walks up to a a place where she should be, like, recognized and someone just, like, doesn't know who she is and, like, she gets treated like crap and she's like, alright. Damn it. I'm sure no. I'm sure I don't know why I chose her. She just seems like a very random. Yeah. Well, she just seems like a very, like, nondescript blonde. Am I a nondescript blonde? No. You're a very, very distinct blonde, actually. Trying to I was just trying to catch you in something. Yeah. No. But I don't want I don't want I don't want you or or my Khaleesi's to think that I'm, like, complaining that, like, she I'm not trying to be a brat. It was just the way everything went down that I'm like, you're making me feel like s**t. Yeah. So why would I want to be Yeah. Like that? Well, you're not acting like that because it's not like you're not acting like I need to be like like, I deserve this. It was like you did it. You didn't even wanna be there. You did it, like, as a favor. Yeah. And then someone treated it bad. To do this. Yeah. This is like, what? It's not like you asked about carried in and, like, you were being, like, you know, bratty. You were just like, alright. Sure. We're here. Like I wore a f**king sweater. Yeah. Everyone's in their f**king Was it a good outfit of the day, at least? It was a good outfit of the day. Well, there's a silver lineup. Everyone's in their bandage dresses that have a f**king sweater on. These dresses aren't in style anymore anyways. My god. Platform Louboutins or some s**t. Oh. So this is why I don't go anywhere. Yeah. This is why. So I'm feeling like Let's go to the nice guy. Let's go to what are the other clubs? What? I was like, what? You just put me in the spot. I don't know that. It's the lounge. I Listen. I liked it when we went to dinner there, but, like Yeah. Once it turns into, like, the deep keying sky part of it Rashina's boyfriend works. What's that called? Liaison, I thought. Well, both. He works works at both. Oh, what's Liaison is the new The old Ladue. Or the new Ladue. Whatever. Whatever. I haven't been there. I don't know. I don't know. But I just I'm panicking. Like, is Bootsy Bellows still around? I don't think so. Like, what other places do you know? Like, I'm trying to think of locations. Maybe clubs just aren't popular anymore, or maybe they're just not inviting us. I don't know. I don't know. Is there, like, a weigh in thing that I wasn't aware of? Probably. And they, like, stalk, like, our social media, and they're, like, she's not as skinny as she used to be. Like, models only. Maybe. You are. Those really were the days, though, when I was just so f**king ignorant and blissfully, like, unaware of, like, what life was gonna be like. And I was still in college, and I was, like, so skinny and just, like, going to the Roosevelt and Teddy's in LeDoux. I'm, like, just letting it every night I had a different place to go. That's hilarious. And then they would just let me in. I'm like, I'm not even 21 yet. And I, like, go up to the promoter's table and just sit down and, like, I f**king owned that s**t, and I just didn't think twice about it. I could never. Would you even want that? No, though. I wouldn't want that, but I couldn't imagine having that confidence. Yeah. Like yeah. I feel like we would go to a place that you can't even actually like, you make me or Kristen do it when we go let's say we go to Craig's and we don't have a table. Oh, yeah. Find out. I can't. Just waiting for someone to get up from those bar tables. You never go and are the one to ask something. You're like, will you just do it for me? No. I can't. It's a world of difference from when 19 year old Stasi probably went out. Yeah. No. I'm I'm a f**king pussy. I mean, I am too. What's wrong with us? What's wrong? Like, the odor we get Well, this is a problem up for us being single. It's an echo. We're going to meet people when we don't go out. Right. But my point with that whole story Alfredo, your delivery man? Possibly. Right. Because he's so sweet whenever he lets me. Like, he blocks the intersections that happen. I can turn right or left on my street. Yeah. So romantic. 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Talking pop culture, reality TV, celebrity gossip, relationships, and more. This is straight up with Stassi. But my point with that story was to say even if we were going to places and going out and being social, those aren't the type of people we wanna meet. Yeah. So, like, we're f**ked. Do we go hang out on books stores? Meet them? I'm not a reader, though. Oh, but that would be a good person to meet who just reads a lot and doesn't talk too much. Then they won't bug me? I don't know. I don't know. Some people say, like, workout places, and I'm like, well, I don't I don't like douchey workout people, though. Like, I like people that work out, like, a normal amount. Yes. That's what I like to do. And there. Like, I don't need someone that's gonna hit the gym. Oh, yeah. CrossFit's a s**t. Like, no. And I don't really wanna go to the pressure man. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you say it was your body part day day. It's a 100% no. Yesterday was absolutely 100% 100% no. And if you go to Burning Man, that's another no. Is there just Yeah. Burning Man, totally. Mm-mm. What are other ones that are off? Yeah. So I guess people that went to Burning Man or well, actually, there are people that still party, but they're also the people that, like, save up all their partying for that one time a year, and the rest of the year, they're, like, judgy and yoga y, but then they go to Burning Man and, like, take a bunch of drugs and dress up like weirdos. They're not just moderately like, oh, I go to a bar occasionally. Are we allowed to even talk about Burning Man since neither of us have been? I'm sure it's a cool experience, but I prefer to judge it from a bar. Don't like the photos I see of it. It's annoying. Why do those costumes? It's like Mad Max. Really hot. It looks really dirty. It looks like it smells bad. It looks like I'd be really like, I'd be parched. And I don't like looking at people on drugs. Especially in the daylight, it scares me. I agree. I don't need to see that s**t. I don't even like Coachella that much. Yeah. I only like to go for, like, the parties and, like, planning outfits. Yeah. Legitimately, the only reason I like Coachella. I don't like enough of the music there, I guess, to like it. I was gonna say I like the music, but not that much of it. I don't wanna hear, like, a DJ during the day. There's just I don't know. Whatever. It is so weird when you think about what is I think you were were we born in the wrong time? By the way. I don't know. Have you seen the room we're sitting in? We've Not boring. You have all your shoes. Your friends are all here. That's all you need. All my friends are here. It's actually a shoe room. I'm sitting in my It actually is impressive. My extra bedroom. It's impressive. But now I've realized, I thought that it was gonna be like mainly an office, like with like an extra bed for people. Guest room. Guest room. Where are they how are they gonna even pull that bed out? Once you get the desk in? No. The shoe rack. The shoe room is taking up the whole thing. You're gonna lead guests in here and then be like, alright. They're just gonna be like cuddling in the corner. Feel sick. Am I allowed to touch things? Yeah. I have a problem. You do. Listen, And how often do you wear any of these shoes? Because I've I've realized in my closet, I have spent so much money on beautiful shoes that I never wear because we never go out. Okay. This is this is actually thing you know? You know what? This is great. I love that we're dropping the theme. We're now? We'll we'll dropping the theme now. We'll we'll eventually maybe get to the theme, but this is why I have been saying recently. Okay? Mhmm. If you're gonna buy designer shoes, buy flats. You're gonna wear them all the time. So luckily though, Rachel, most of my, like, Louboutins and, like, my heels that are designer, those are, like, from, like, used website. Like Oh, that's true. You, like, trade. I mean, look how many heels you have that I doubt you ever wear unless you go Yeah. But they're not all happens live. They're doing appearance or something. But they're not all expensive. Yeah. That's true. But the flats Yeah. That I'm looking at right now I don't get in the flats game. I mean, I wear flats all the time, but they're not, like, that expensive, the ones I wear. Why if but it makes more sense. If Khaleesi's, let me give you this advice. If you are going to invest money into an article of clothing, specifically shoes, designer shoes, purchase flats. Yeah. Or whatever you wear the most. If you wear heels, the most would do that. But you can feel special every day because you're wearing something special every day. Point. It's a great point. Instead of wearing, like, your $30 flats from f**king Forever 21. So when you're when you're dressed down, you still feel special. Yes. That's why I feel special every f**king day. I seriously probably have 40 pairs of designer heels Yeah. That I don't even You don't wear them? I don't wear any of my designer heels. Haven't worn them in well, there's some that I've never worn. That's depressing. Well, they're looking around the shoe that I've worn out. They were all they were all used, though. Remember that day we went to that shoe sale where they were selling brand new shoes for a $150 at that? Aperolay. Are you talking about your Aperolay heels? Those and then, and the shoot. What's the other one? Alaia? Yeah. Never worn either of them. Well, I wore the Apparelle ones. The Alaia ones I've never worn. That's depressing. Yeah. They were only $150 when they were originally, probably 800, but still Okay. Well, see, we're getting deals. That's the thing. That's true. We're getting deals. But I am not It's like I am vowing not to spend money. Dollars I shouldn't have spent though because I've worn one pair of shoes once and the other one's never. Excellent point. Yeah. So everybody, learn from us. Yeah. Spend your money on designer stuff that you wear every day, like a handbag that you wear every day or flats that you wear. Going out or go out. Waste the shoes. But now, like, sit at home. People are even f**king wearing flats out. I know. It's true. It just seems weird to be really dressed up. In California especially. I went to a charity event when I was first single with that older dude. I he invited me to a charity event, and I thought like With that old dude. Yeah. And I thought like, it's charity event. I should be dressed up. And I wore like a I wore like a cotton dress Yeah. But it was tight, and it and it was longer. So it was it was a chicory dress. Talking about? It's just a dress from, Urban Outfitters. Okay. I don't know. It's like maroon. I don't know. That wasn't too much. It was just it was a well fitting hot dress. But then I had, like, a really gold chained and floral YSL purse with, like, really high shoes, and I because I thought I'm going to a charity event. There were literally girls You look like a hooker? Yes. I'm sorry. Especially because he was older too. I looked like a mail order bride because there were girls. Like, Ashley Tisdale was in, like, jeans and, like, a fur vest and, like, a long sleeve shirt. And I was, like, I literally Rachel, I'm really sorry. Knew him too. She walked up to the table. I looked like a mail order bride. Rachel, I'm so It was horrific. How come you never told me that? I don't maybe because I wanted to block it out of my memory because I was so embarrassed. What heels were you wearing? Please tell me. What what what were they? The leopard tributes. Shut I was just about to ask if they were platform ones. Because, listen because they're comfortable. I love a good platform. But they're comfortable. I don't think they're that cute, but they're comfortable. The platforms, and I wear platforms, but they can easily They're hookering. Great. They tow the line between looking like a f**king hooker. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it Yeah. And everyone was dressed so because it was it was just, like, early fall and everyone was so excited about fall. Oh, man. Wearing their winter clothes. I I looked like a prostitute. I'm so sorry. Scream. I know why you didn't tell me the story. You knew I'd be horrified. Would you I mean, besides the shoes, I know you would've stopped me from that, but would you have stopped me from wearing that? Probably not. Just better shoes. First of all, did you just say your leopard print? Your leopard print tribute YSL shoes. I want everybody to Google the YSL tribute shoe. They actually are like the most comfortable. And they are cute, but they Oh, they're hookery. Yeah. And you just said leopard print. And you said you had a tight cotton dress on with your flowered print YSL cross body bag. When you put it all together and you say it in a sentence, it just sound bad. Why didn't you consult me? Why didn't you send me a photo first? Why why didn't you ask questions? I just okay. Were you, like, this is my idea of mixing patterns. You would've you would've told me to change the shoes. I don't think you would've told me to change anything else. You would've thought, like, alright, charity event. You're wearing a dress, but it's not like you're wearing a gown. I would have asked if I'm going to something, I ask f**king questions, like, what should I wear, which is why I wore a sweater to a company. I was like, did you ask? But you said that was so much competition. I know. But, I mean, I feel like I would ask a dude if I was going with a dude to, like I'd be like, what is the what's the dress code? I guess the dress code. Is more important than the time. Yeah. I guess that's true. But it was, like, at a nice restaurant, there was, like, a like, Aloe Blaque was singing at it. I assume it was daytime? No. It was at night. It was, like, at 9 at night or 8 at night. Really? Yeah. I wouldn't have worn that in the daytime. I'm not a monster. Monster. Chantel is still wasn't in bootcut jeans, was she? Yeah. She was dressed, like, very much like a hippie. It was cute, but it was, like, that was the look she was going for. Oh, so, like, a cute bootcut. Well, like so, like, almost, like, wide leg flare, like Yeah. I mean, I don't think that her outfit was necessarily appropriate, but that was just, like, one of the people that I saw compared to me. Mhmm. And I was like, I'm going I wanna crawl into this table right now. Yeah. Like, it looks like that YSL bag in your tributes. And he was, like, the old designer jeans. At me too, and he was way too old to be like and I was just like, I I this is too I this is all a mistake across the board. f**k. Horrible. Wow. Yeah. Honestly, is there So Dating is not great. No. It's not. No. Is there anything scarier than getting the dress code wrong? That is actually Horrible. I'm writing that down. I'm way more embarrassed to be overdressed than underdressed too. I'd rather be underdressed. Oh, I don't know about that. Really overdressed, like, being, like, I look way, like, too slutty or too dressed up or to the center of it makes you feel very uncomfortable. Looking like I don't give a s**t also. No. But but when we are dressed down, we still look put together. We have nice pieces. You know what I mean? I mean, I always look put together. Like, if I was wearing, like, if I was wearing, like, you know, like cute pants and, like, like, like, little boots and, like, a cute jacket and a shirt, that would have been way better than what I was wearing. Right. I'm rethinking everything right now. I don't know. Why do we own heels? I don't know. But, like, if you had, like, cute pants with heels and, like, even a t shirt But I wouldn't have thought that was cute. That is cute. But I I wouldn't have thought charity event, t shirt, jeans, heels. No. You think you are wearing the good dress to an 8 PM event. I'm, like, dying to know what your cotton dress looked like. Oh, it's really cute. I know. But I'm I need to pick I need do you have a photo of it? Yeah. You can keep talking. I'll find it. That would really help me out out because I just I know what your purse looks like, your handbag, and I know what your shoes look like. Okay. The shoes the shoes were a no. I I realize that no. Like, walk me through your thought process, like, when you were choosing your shoes. Honestly, on the shoes, it was it was because I wanted to wear something, like, comfortable that I wasn't gonna, like I I don't know. They wore the wrong shoe totally. And I kinda knew they were, like, a little aggressive. I just wanted them to be comfortable. Yeah. But you have, like, a 1000000 pairs of shoes. You had so many to choose from. The outfit's not that bad. Tell me it's this is that bad. Let me see. It's not that bad because the dress is really long. Is this the same night? That's that. That's yes. That's not that bad. My hair's straight. Oh, Rachel, it's really not that bad. I almost wish I didn't see this photo because it was way funnier in my head. Yeah. It's not that bad. But it was because the guy was in his forties. I'm I'm, you know, I'm 16 16 or 17 years younger than whatever. Okay. So it's still it's still bad, but it's not a bad bad. Else was wearing their because in LA, everyone wears their fall clothes before it's even cold out. Yeah. Exactly. That's why if you're gonna wear your spring YSL flowered Yeah. Cross body clutch, then it'd be better to make sure that you're wearing, like, boots. Yeah. That's true. Sweaters. It's still not that bad. Thing to balance out. Still not that bad. But but I looked like a freak. And look at, my makeup and hair is subtle. Yeah. No. It's and it's a very pretty dress. You look great. But But it was but I was the I mean, I I I stood out like a sore thumb. But it might have just been, I don't know, whatever. Always wear some sort of a jacket, trench, or coat. Yeah. That's that's the advice that I will start giving people now. That's good. Okay. At least you can take it off Yeah. And hold it. Hide yourself in it. Or, like, if you're like, holy f**k. I'm overdressed. Holy f**k. I'm underdressed. Yeah. You can okay. Alright. That's good advice. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what we're gonna do in the summer. I don't know. That just freaked me out. Yeah. I get invited to somebody, and I don't know what to wear. Like, Jesus Christ. Because I didn't think about asking the dress code because I just assumed. Yeah. Whatever. Okay. So don't do what Rachel did. Don't spend your always expensive heels. Only spend your money on things that you wear every day. Do you like I think that's a very good tip. Yeah. And you know what? And always no. But but go to used website, like, merchandise purses and yeah. But get them for cheap. Like, do you see these cute flats that I wore the other day? Mhmm. Those black. The pointy ones? Yes. They're adorable. What are they? Nicholas Kirkwood. Uh-huh. I got them for a $150. They're adorable. Brand new, never been worn, just on a used website. I need to do some more shopping. Like, that doesn't happen. You have to just dig. You guys, let me inspire you to dig so that you don't have to spend all your f**king money Mhmm. But you can still have a niche. Finding, like, used stuff, like, good used stuff. It's my favorite thing to do. Mhmm. Like, the way that I stopped having as much of a shopping addiction as I used to, but you and I used to bond over, like, sending each other, like, good deals on is that why you don't come over anymore? Maybe. Well, now that my my rent is 5 times what it was when I lived with John, yeah, and I'm just mostly just trying to make money and save it. I mean, I should be doing the same thing. Mine is now double. Yeah. That's true. It does freak my brain out Yeah. When I think about it. Yeah. Like, it's it's You're fine. It's stupid to have a f**king shoe room, but it's fun. But it's why I sold my soul to the reality TV devil. It's fun. It is why I signed my life away Yeah. So that I could have a f**king shoe room. I'll die with my shoes. I don't f**king care. Yeah. It's all I need. You and you always say that you'd rather enjoy your life and not, like, have, like, a ton of money in your bank account, which you probably still do, but, like no. Yeah. I'm not, like, hoard money. Because what happens if I die tomorrow? What happens if I die next month? What happens if I die 5 years from now? Someone gets all these shoes? Somebody told me. That's so annoying we don't have the same shoe size because I'd be the first one that got the designer stuff, I would think. Who will get well because I'm the most into it of all of our friends. Give you the handbags. Yeah. You can 100%, I will give you my designer handbags. Okay. Shoes, I guess I'll just have to go to Katie because she's the closest in shoe size. Yeah. I don't know anybody else that's, like, a 7 and a half. Britney, I think. No. Her feet are really little, I think. She's a 7 Yeah. Because I can fit in her stuff sometimes. Oh, okay. I would share the wealth with the shoes. Whoever can fit them Yeah. I would just say go for it. Okay. It's Cinderella. But that I mean, that is something that I do, like, think about. I'm like, should I be just, like, full on saving all of my money so that I can, like, buy a house and s**t in 5 days? Could the shoes have bought the murder house? No. Oh, I don't know. Could they? No. No. Like a down payment? That murder house went for $2,800,000. Yeah. But you can qualify for your 10% of $2,800,000 that no. I don't have $200,000. And that's that's the main first time buyer in California, you can qualify for, like, a 3% loan or something. But still, no, they don't cost that either. No. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. And again, buying all that s**t from used websites. Yeah. That's true. So yeah. No. I don't feel like cost that. Well, you got, like, yeah, a $150 of really expensive shoes. Not like living beyond my means. I know you're not. You're totally not. Freaked out right now because I am sitting in a shoe room. So I'm just this is the first day that I have actually sat in here. Oh, really? Did you just set it up? Well, I just set up those. I just set up those too. So now I am really looking at a shoe room. It was only those 3 bookcases before. Were those all Stuart white Weitzman boots? Is that how many you own in that many colors? We don't need to talk about this anymore. God. I basically just need to shrink my feet somehow. I'm gonna, that was gonna be a terrible thing to say. Never mind, Rachel. What? I was just someone something about Chinese foot binding, but that would have been pretty politically incorrect. Really need to have any I was like, no. I'm not talking about that. Racist. Yep. Sorry about that, guys. There's that. Yeah. I I didn't say it. Okay. So, well, we only really have, like, 10 minutes left, but Sweet. We can at least, I mean, what I really wanted to talk about today because, again, I sat there staring at my notebook just not my again, I'm in my showroom, so I'm just I come distracted by glittering. There's too dazzlements. There's too many things. But I was thinking about, well, what have I been doing besides, like, getting my apartment ready now that, like, I've, like, had, like, a week off Mhmm. And I'm not out of town. I'm at home. Well, I've binged every f**king show that I've wanted to binge. Mhmm. And I talked about how I binged This Is Us last week. So good. But, like, I First of all, talk about the finale. Wait. Continue what you're saying, but I wanna talk about it. I don't know what to say first. Well, I'll say first about Rachel. Rachel isn't a show watcher. She doesn't watch TV. But But now that I'm single, I got nothing else to do. I try well, she's like, I feel depressed, like, when I just watch TV alone. Like, it's the most fun that you can have. And finally, she got on board. It made me feel anxious like I really am alone. I think that's what, like, why I didn't wanna do it. Because when I was dating John, he kinda controlled the TV, and I did so I just didn't really care about TV. So I think it was like a psychological thing that when I sit down and just start, like, binge watching a show, I'm really this is, like, the true testament that the first time in 4 years, I'm just alone. And then I got into it pretty quickly. I got over it. That's, like, my favorite part of being alone, of being Well, now I'm into it. I mean, the best part was The OA, but let's talk about This Is Us first. So the whole reason I brought up these shows and how right now Rachel actually is somebody who can talk about this kinda s**t. Like a person. I feel like I should take my dogs out right now. Can we make a can we take a do you wanna re Yeah. We I don't wanna get into this and then have her bark. Okay. If you don't care, I don't care. So the reason why I was wanting to talk about this is because after I watched This Is Us, I legit feel changed as, like, a human being. Like, in terms of, like, who I value, what I'm valuing, Like, it's f**ked with my head so much, and I feel like it's making me a better person. So you can find a Jack Pearson? He's the f**king best. He really is. I mean, that character is. Yeah. But, I mean and then I'm like, what shows are out? Like, how powerful is that? It's great. A show out there that's making me rethink. But then again, you may usually watch Sex in the City where afterwards and be, like, being single is a blast. Hooking up is fun. I don't even mean, like, oh, I have to be in a relationship. I know. But, like, even a shows can change you like that. Even, like, watching what's the character who's the actor in it? Like, the new actor? Kevin. Like, watching him just leave the play for his brother That was such a good moment. I need to be f**king nicer to my I need to f**king respond to people, to my siblings. Yeah. Like, I need to call my mom more. I need to like, what is wrong with me? Mhmm. I am an a*****e. Mhmm. I am an a*****e through and through. No. Like so But it's easy to be an a*****e to people that are close to you. Like, I noticed that with my mom sometimes. We're like, I love you, mom. You're probably listening to this. We're like, I will be texting her. Like, I can't talk right now, and then she'll still call me, and I'm just not nice. I'm just like, I told you not to call me. That's what that's how I am with my mom. But then it's like, what if, like, what if something happened? Like, now or later. I always feel bad, and I, like, text her afterwards. Like, hey. Sorry. What were you talking about again? See? You're nicer than I am. But, like, we we you're people are meanest to the people they're closest with, which is their family, usually. Yeah. But we also like we don't really respond to, like, well, our friends is is well, I don't know. Well, I'm bad at responding in general. I get in trouble all the time. Yeah. I'm I feel like I should be hypnotized. I think that might help. I was thinking when you were telling the story about the night you guys went to that opening. You were like, someone respond to me. You guys all have 6 significant others. I need someone to go with. I was like, I don't have a right to have, like and to even b***h about somebody not responding to my text. I don't have a right. Like, so I I am admitting that. I don't have respond though every time I make the text seem like, this morning I texted you and said, something and you thought, like, are you okay? Well, yeah. If I make it seem like something, you respond. Yes. Like, if somebody calls me Yeah. I'm like, you're annoying, but something must be wrong. Yeah. f**k it. I'll answer I'll answer the phone. But this show does, like it does change you in the sense of, like, I just wanna be a better person. I just loved William. Oh, I love well, yeah. We all know he died. I mean, I don't wanna tell people anyone His scene the hard the the saddest scene for me, the one that sticks the most that I just, like, literally can't handle is and this is early on, so I'm not spoiling anything that's not it's just, like, 4 episodes in. When Mandy Moore's character Turn off turn off my just fast forward. Yeah. If you've never seen this you don't wanna know. It's not a spoiler though. It's not a spoiler, but, yeah, if you haven't started watching it, it's it's not even like a total plot line, but kind of. So, yeah, turn it off for this part, but it's only 4 episodes in or something. When she when Jack kinda gets in her head about, like, introducing Randall to his real dad, so she goes to see and and she said to Jack, what if he's, like, a really good guy? Because he used to be a drug addict. And she goes to visit him, and he ends up being the sweetest, most angelic. Whoever that actor is Yeah. I looked him up. He has not been in a lot, but even his headshots have the kindest, like, most heartbreaking eyes. Like, that actor is When he comes back and to show him her show her the poems. Yeah. And she was it poems or letters you wrote? Poems. And he was so because she was like, well, maybe you'd get to meet him someday. And he he's clean at this point. He'd been clean for, like, 5 years or whatever. Yeah. And she panicked, like, you know, what if what if my son, like, likes his real dad better than his, you know, whatever, adopted dad? And while he's getting so excited, she runs out of the apartment. That was the that was the that's the saddest moment of the whole thing to me. That was sad as f**k. I wouldn't say it was sad as. I don't know why. That one I can't handle. Because his everyone knows you guys, his death was, like, kind of celebratory. It was. They did a good job of his death because you knew he was dying the whole time. Yeah. And it was cute. Like, the way, you know, they'll, like, you know, roll the windows down, turn the music up, like, enjoy your life, and his son, you know, changed his life. Even though it was celebratory, it was still sad as f**k. Sorry. It was sad. I cried, obviously. Really, really because Yeah. Because he didn't get that much time with it. It was just all of it. Like, everything together just like I'm like, I can't You shouldn't be amazing. This. Yes. Just like The OA changed me. I didn't even wanna go to fashion week after. I just wanted to sit and be like, what is the meaning of life? The OA was kinda the same way though where it was like This Is Us has made me wanna be a better person though. The OA did The OA made me want to be a tougher person and more forgiving of people. Not that I'm not forgiving of people's faults. It's like my one obnoxious quality, but, not one. But You're like No. But I mean, I feel like I'm the type of person who's like, well, there's two sides to every story. Yeah. You are. I think you're very forgiving of people's faults. Yeah. But it's kind of annoying. But, but The Away kinda made me, like because she well, she's just so dang tough in it and then just the way it brought all those misfits together just kinda made me, like, I don't know, just wanna be I don't know. It just made me wanna be a superhero. Yeah. Phyllis from The Office was so great in it. Like, I I when I started thinking about this, I was like, like, what are their things? Like, eat, pray, love, I'm so basic, made me feel that way. I loved that show, that movie. Do you like Under the Tuscan Sun? f**k me. Yeah. Oh my god. My mom and I love Under the Tuscan Sun. See, I used to be very basic and cool. Yeah. Like all of these. I think John just I love you, John. You're a wonderful person. I think he ruined me from TV for a while because he just controlled everything. So, like, like, TV wise. So, like, I just didn't He didn't mean to. Yeah. No. No. He didn't mean to. He just watched what he watched. Yeah. And I was just probably busy working or something or doing comedy. I don't know. Wasn't his fault. It's just that we had one TV. And I don't have like, having a TV in my bedroom. Anyways I agree with that part. Yeah. I don't like having a TV in my bedroom. Sometimes I regret it though because then I'm like, all I wanna do is just lay here and watch TV. But I I think TV nowadays is so good Mhmm. And so much better than the movie. Yeah. Woah. We wanna say the same thing. Woah. Woah. It is. It's the shoe really. Because it's a share a brain. Because it's like they have a longer period of time to tell, like, an epic story. Yeah. Like, have you seen Big Little Lies? No. I get, like, a 5050 on that. Some people say it's not great. Some people say it's amazing. If you watch it, without looking at your phone Mhmm. I also put on closed captioning when I watch shows. I've been doing that a lot too. I did that with, well, both This Is Us and the way. It it changes shows for me. I love Big Big Little Lies too. Okay. I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it actually. I think it will catch on. You know, it's freaking me out though, and I I want you to watch it and then tell me what you think. Reese Witherspoon isn't my favorite character, but I've never seen a character that's reminded me more of myself ever. Really? And it's freaking my brain. Oh, I wanna watch it now. Because then it makes me I'm like, what is wrong with me that I You're season 1 or you're season now? And we can go by ages. All of it. It's like my whole life compiled together. Like, I I relate. Like, I just I'm like, is is that me grown up? Is that what I'm gonna be like? I just wanna watch it just for that. But maybe you'll completely disagree. Maybe this is just how I see myself in my brain, or maybe that's how I see myself from how I think other people see me. I don't know. But I know she's not a character that I particularly like, so that's why it's weird. I'm really curious now. But I think it's really good. And Nicole Kidman is really good. That Shailene whatever Woodley. Woodley is good. Alexander Skarsgard and his body is really good. Do you like Manny Moore's character in, This Is Us? So, I do She's fine. I don't. Don't. No. She is. I I had a more aggressive response right afterwards. It just bothered me. He said the sweetest thing he could possibly say as she's kicking him out and she still kicks him out. See, she reminds me of me too. I it's like when you have too much pride and you're in a fight with your significant other and they're so nice to you and you're not expecting it, but it I would maybe let them leave and then I would run out the door after them. I can't. I can't make myself do it. Yeah. I would rather be a miserable piece of s**t and wallow in my anger and sadness and, like, have my pride, and I wish I wasn't like that. I wish, like, when I had gotten in fights with my ex boyfriends, like, that I would just let it go Yeah. And just be, like, okay. Well, maybe that's why they work, and maybe that's why, you know, you'll work with someone in the future. Yeah. Hopefully. I know. We'll see. I was disappointed in the finale. I'm not I mean Not disappointed because if spoiler, guys. Please shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off. Shut it off. Ended the way it seemed like it was going to end in the previews. I I wasn't gonna watch it. I made, like, like, people tell me because I watched it, like, a couple days later. If it's too depressing, I tell me I won't watch it. I was I was thrilled with the ending because that means that, you know, a whole another season would be better. Just kind of confused a little. Not confused, but just like, oh, alright. Well, they didn't want him to they don't wanna end that character yet. Without him, nobody's gonna f**king watch it. He's the best character. He is. He's the best one. Randall's pretty good. They're all amazing. Randall's even good. Every single person on this show is good. There's not one that I dislike. I forgot the the sister's name, and I love her boyfriend and her. What's her name? Kevin Randall. Kate. Kate. Yep. Yeah. Like Pearson. I I I like everything. Yeah. It's true. I do I love all of them. And even though, like, that Kevin guy is kind of like an annoying douche, he's not, though. He's sweet. Yeah. He's just kinda dumb. But he is a great character too. Like, they're all great. Like all of them. They're all great. I've never watched a show before where I've liked every single character. God. This is inspiring me to make my little pilot so much better. My little pilot, why I say that? Yeah. Make it see. This is is inspiring people in different ways. Think about it a little bit when I was making my character breakdown. So fantastic. Yeah. I'm very proud of you. Well, I should probably get ready for my Yeah. Half date. This has been an hour. I'm doing 2 episodes this week, y'all. So there will be another one in, like, a day if you're listening to this right now. Thank you, Khaleesi. Go follow Rachel. Sorry. C h a e l n o b r I e n. Rachel, no Brian. I don't whatever. I'll know. You're coming to my show tomorrow. I am coming to your show tomorrow, and then I'm going to the Game of Game of Thrones live concert After what? Thursday. Oh. What? That's awesome. It's gonna be life changing. That's really cool. Bye, guys. 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