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00:40:43 6/1/2016

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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassie. Hey. Stassi here. You're listening to my ask Stassi special episode that I do once a week. Welcome. So it's the weekend. Well, it's the day after Memorial Day. I'm sorry for the delay in my podcast coming out. You know? I'm gonna be honest. I'm I'm struggling to balance, like, all the different work situations I have in my life. Been thinking about hiring an assistant or a producer or something like that because I'm not I'm I'm really having a tough time being able to balance everything. So, again, I I apologize for the second week in a row this podcast episode coming out late, but it's here. I'm not gonna let a week go by where it doesn't come out. So rest assured it will come out because I get people tweeting me or emailing me saying, where's your episode? I I expect it to come out Tuesday. I expect the other one to come out Thursday. And I'm like, dude, I know. Trust me. I'm very much well aware of that. Every moment that goes by, like, literally, every second, then every minute, then every hour in my brain, I can never actually focus on everything because I know that my podcast is late. So if anyone knows and is stressed about it, it's me. And I apologize, but I'm doing the best I can. So yeah. So like I said, it's, the day after Memorial Day, and, you know, I have a few thoughts about holidays right now. Listen. I'm a huge fan of holidays. You know, it's an excuse to drink. You don't have to go to work. Well, most I'm not gonna say you don't not all of us. A lot of us don't have to go to work. You don't have to pay for parking if it's a meter. I mean, that's awesome. You know? You get themed Instagram posts. That's actually the worst part of it. Actually, that should be in, like, my cons list. Maybe I should do, like, a pros and cons of holidays. Yeah. The Instagram post part's gonna go on my cons list. So let's go through the pros of holidays. And I'm not talking about, like, Christmas or Thanksgiving or what Hanukkah. I'm not gonna whatever anybody's special holiday is, but I'm sorry. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, you gotta admit that s**t's fun. Like, all of the lights everywhere for a month. Everyone's all cheery. It's, like, cold. People are just, like, in such a good mood. You're drinking spiked eggnog and you're I don't know. It's just the best. So even if you don't celebrate it, you can't not like it. You know, Home Alone, is there any movie better than that? Maybe Christmas vacation. So I'm not talking about Christmas, and I'm not talking about Thanksgiving because mama likes to eat. So I am a real big fan of that one. And Halloween is kind of up there for me because I like scary s**t. I talk about this all the time. Death, murder, haunted stuff, ghosts, anything scary, I am just the biggest fan of. So huge fan of Halloween. So let's take those holidays out of it and my birthday. We're gonna take that one out of it too. All the rest of the holidays, not that great. Listen. I love my country. So, of course and and and I I love our veterans 100%. This isn't any so I don't want anyone to get offended by what I'm saying. This has nothing to do with disrespecting them. I would never ever do that. I have the utmost respect for people who fight for something. And you yeah. That's not what this is about. I'm talking about the holiday aspect of it and that the way we all treat it. Because most people don't treat it like it's about our veterans. Let's be honest. But, I also mean, like, July 4th, which love our country, but, I mean, are we all sitting and just, like, giving thanks for our country? Not really. No one really is doing that. Martin Luther King, that well, no one really celebrates that. Like, I'm thinking, like, all the Mondays that we have off. But, like, okay. So Memorial Day in July 4th and Labor Day, those are, like, the 3 that people go out to the beach and celebrate. And in LA, it's a pain in my a*s. So we're gonna go through the pros real fast. I already I know I already started it, but I'm just gonna I'm gonna go through it again. Drinking, excuse to drink, Of course. Obviously. Most people don't have to work. Wonderful. Fantastic. Don't have to pay for parking if you're in a meter. I'm not talking about valet or anything like that or parking structure. I'm talking just the meter. That's awesome. Saving money. There are a lot of, like, festivals and fairs around that, like, have, like, beer stands and stuff. That's awesome too. That's the end of my list. Okay? So, like, that's what I like about it. Oh, no. Hot dogs and hamburgers and potato salad. So that rounds out that list. Let's go through the cons, shall we? Instagram posts. I wake up on Memorial Day. I do my normal routine of where I get up at, like, 7:30, take my dogs out. Nowadays, my dogs have been waking me up so early and I can't get back to sleep. I don't know what it's all about. I love sleeping late. And for some reason, I just can't do it anymore over the last, like, 2 weeks. So wake up, take my dogs out. I make myself some iced tea, and I put the, like, eye patches on my face. I get back in my bed or on my couch, and I go through Daily Mail and Instagram and Twitter and emails and all that stuff. And I just love it. It's my favorite thing in the whole world in the morning. So I get up on Monday for Memorial Day and doing that whole routine, and all I see are just, like, Memorial Day Instagram post except, like, it's, like, nothing about veterans. It's literally a bunch of hot chicks who have such awesome bodies that are on, like, inflatable swans in pools. What? Like, seriously, this is not an excuse to wear a bikini and make other girls like me that don't look that great in bikinis jealous. What is that? Like, the creator of Memorial Day was like, I'm gonna create a holiday for girls that aren't the biggest fan of being in bikinis. I'm gonna make them feel, like, worse. Like, I'm gonna show them what they could be if they just worked out, had a little more discipline. That's how I feel about it. So that's con number 1. Con number 2, traffic. Definitely not my fave, especially in LA. It takes forever to get anywhere already. Add a holiday into that where everybody's going in the same direction. Everyone's heading to the beach, and you can't not go to the beach because that's what everybody wants to do. Any friend, any boyfriend, like, anyone you know, any family member, you all head out west. So there's really no choice. You're gonna be stuck in traffic. That's annoying. Con number 3, once you get to the beach, there's absolutely no parking, so you drive around forever. That's fun. So, like, why are we here? Like, I've spent, like, 3 hours getting ready for this. And I don't mean 3 hours putting on hair and makeup. 3 hours in the car trying to find parking, trying to go to a barbecue. What con number 4, the festivals in LA don't actually have beer stands. I forget I'm not in New Orleans or Vegas, and so I'm, like, oh, that'll be a pro where, yeah, there are, like, fairs where you can go and, like, get beer and walk around. Nope. I forgot. You can't walk around LA with a cup of alcohol. So, no, there's no beer to be found if you're gonna go to the beach and walk around. You have to go into a bar and stay there. Can't take that s**t outside. Like, what? Con number 5, a little redundant, pool parties. I mean, I wanna know who actually gets amped for a pool party. I'll tell you who. Victoria's Secret models. Victoria's Secret models get amped for pool parties. Listen. I love being out in the sun. I love being by the beach. I love swimming. I love being in the water. I love, like, all of that stuff. I can't think of anything more fun than taking a vacation in a tropical place and doing tons of water activities and laying out and attempting to make my grotesque pink white Aryan skin just a little bit darker. I love that. What I don't like is a pool party because you're not actually swimming or doing water fun things or, you know, just, like, relaxing and having a good time. No. You're at someone's house that you most likely don't know. It's most likely a stranger and somewhat a friend of a friend of a friend invited you, so you're coming along. So you're with you're at a house where you know 5% if that of the people that are there, and everyone is looking everyone up and down judging each other's boobs, cellulite levels, butts, thigh gaps, stomachs, bathing suits, makeup. Like, oh, she's wearing too much makeup out in the sun or, oh, like, she, like, thought this was an actual per pool party and she's not wearing makeup enough. Like, it sucks. No one is having fun. Everyone's just getting wasted listening to some, like, weirdo DJ who does what? Did you just become a DJ today? It's boujee in not a good way. It's, like, douchey, not boujee, and it's, like, so Hollywood and just so not my favorite. When someone tells me pool party in LA, I literally feel, like, the acidic feeling of vomit coming through my throat out of my mouth. Like, I'm sorry. What? So you want me to go put on a bikini and go to a stranger's mansion and try and what what do what? Like, what are we gonna do? What is anyone actually gonna do there? Keep to ourselves in a corner and hide our bodies? Like, what? None of that is fun. I just feel like it's like the same crowd that goes to, like, Greystone Manor. Or if you don't know what that is, like, take your city that you live in and just, like, take, like, the cheesiest club. And if you live in a city that doesn't even have a club, just like the cheesiest place, like, cheesiest bar or rush or I don't know. I don't know how to compare it. It's just not ideal if, like, you're normal or if you're over the age of 23. I remember when I first moved here, when I was 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, at my, you know, at my prime, I still didn't like a pool party. I still didn't like a pool party because no matter how hot or skinny you are, you never feel good enough ever, literally ever. Yeah. It's fun to be out in the sun and be in the water, but no one's ever in the water. No one's ever just relaxing and being normal. Well, at least in LA. I'm talking about LA, guys. I'm talking about LA. I'm talking about Vegas. I'm talking about New York. I'm talking about all of these places. I'm sure that there are pretty decent pool parties in other parts of the country. I just haven't been to them yet. I think if you're with, like, all of your actual friends, a pool party sounds ideal as f**k. For real. I love being in a swimming pool and I love being with my friends and I love drinking. So that all sounds fun. But when it's Memorial Day, you're not just going with, like, your little group of friends or your family if you live in LA. It's, like, tons of strangers. It's all a pain in my a*s. It's too much effort. And that is the main reason. Not a fan of these extra holidays. So if someone could, like, cap it on the holidays, pretty sure we, like, have had our fill. We don't need to add anymore. Just in case anyone's thinking of adding an extra holiday, I'm gonna stop you right there. Gonna totally stop you right there. We already have national wine day. We also have national drinking wine day. Do we really need 2 national holidays for wine? We have national puppy day. We have national flower day. We have national probably national chair day. We don't need anymore. I think the 3 summer holidays that we have is okay. So, yeah, that's how I feel about Memorial Day. I feel bad because I feel like I'm just, like, being so negative. But, I mean, I love being cynical. I just, like, find it fun to use my brain that way. But I actually did have a really good Memorial Day because I didn't go to a pool party. And, I actually had fun. But it is a pain in the a*s to go out to the beach. It just takes so long, and it's such a production. I had to decide, like, do I bring do I leave my dogs here and come back after 3 and a half hours? Because I leave my dogs alone only for 4 hours at a time at, like, the the longest. And that is, like, a long I normally don't even do that. So I'm thinking, okay. I'm going to Hermosa. Do I leave them here and just stay out there in Hermosa for a little while? Okay. Well, if it takes, like, 45 minutes to get there, then I'll only be able to stay for, like, 2 and a half hours. Like, that's not that fun and whatever. So do you think I could bring them? So I had to ask permission to bring them. And luckily, they said yes. And it it worked out so well because it was such a dog friendly place. And I feel bad hating on this holiday because I had a really awesome time yesterday, and my dogs had an awesome time yesterday. But I'm just thinking about all of the old Memorial Days, and I'm listening to all of my friends. They're telling me what they had to do yesterday. I'm just like, oh, man. It sucks. You went to what? You went to a hotel pool party? Oh my god. The effort that that took. The effort that goes into that. Is it just because I'm older? Is it just because I'm not 22? Because even though I didn't like pool parties when I was younger, I still went to them. But that was just because I was, like, into the scene. I feel like just I get to be more of a loser every day. Okay. So that is that is how that was just, like, my little that was, like, my thoughts, my little rant that I had that I just I wanna just, like, get that out there. You know, I'm learning that I have to just, like, when I have, like, feelings about something or thoughts about something, I just need to find a way to just, like, release that energy. So, basically, I'm using you guys. So I'm here to offer you guys some, like, club w s**t right now. For real z's. Wine? Hello. Get your ears perked up because I'm talking about wine. Don't you want a subscription based situation for wine? I mean, is there anything better? You don't have to go to the store. When you get home from work, you're already, like, in the car for 45 minutes, like, commuting back to your apartment or your house, and you're just, like, f**k that. I don't feel like starting stopping somewhere else. Well, you don't have to. If you're a member of Club W, then you can get wine sent directly to your door. And I'm not just talking about any wine. I'm talking about personalized wine. Because if you go to the website, so go to clubw.com, you can take a palate quiz, and, well, they make you. Sorry. You can't yes. You can, but you have to do it. And it's, like, 6 questions and you answer about what types of, you know, tastes you like. I don't wanna scare you off just in case you're like, well, I don't know about wine. I don't really know what I like. It's very basic and easy, so you won't be confused at all. It's just the best situation because it's just like wine for lazy people. But at the same time, you're I mean, lazy people as in, like, people that don't like leaving or, like, having to go to, like, the liquor store. Like, basically, people like me. But what's also great about it is that you're learning about new wines because they send you things that are basically catered to what they think you will like. So when you get a new wine, you're learning about wines as you're doing it, and you're finding out exactly, like, what types of wines you do, like, if that makes any sense. I know it does in my head. So I feel like it should to you, but whatever. So right now, I'm offering you guys $20 off your first order. So that's a lot. $20 is a lot of money if you go to clubw.com/stasi. But in addition to that, they will also take care of shipping for you if you buy 4 bottles of wine or more. So I know how expensive shipping can be. I order s**t all the time. I literally spend so much of my time ordering, online shopping, whatever I can think of. If I'm, like I swear to god. I'm just, like, on every app on my phone just, like, ordering things all day long. It doesn't matter where I am. So I know how expensive shipping can be. So go to clubw.com. Get $20 off your first order. If but you have to go to clubw.com/stasse. And if you buy 4 bottles or more, you get your shipping taken care of on the house. Welcome to Play It, a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities, talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play dot it. She's never one to hold back on any topic. This is straight up with Stassie. So I'm super excited for my guest this week. And so I guess, yeah, it'll be coming out tomorrow. Tomorrow will be the next episode. I'm having Patrick's youngest sister, Melissa. She is obsessed with a bachelorette the same way that I am. We share a huge love for anything Bachelor Nation, And I have been holding in a lot of things because I have some inside scoop about one of the dudes. Dude better beware, and I'm so excited to share it with everybody. I've been holding off on it because I was waiting for Melissa to do my podcast so I could share it with somebody who, like, truly appreciated The Bachelor the way that I do. She's also, like, a single girl who will be able to talk super fun stuff about, like, being single so I can ask her a bunch of fun quest awkward questions. Like, it it'll just it'll be a party. I love having single friends on my podcast because I just feel like I'm just I'm listening to something that it's like a it's a whole other world out there. I swear to god. The stories that I hear from people, it's like, wait. What? That's what it's like when you're dating? I'm sorry. You do what? You swipe right and then what? Super confusing. But I'm gonna hold off talking. I wanna I there's so many things I wanna say right now, and I'm just not gonna say it about The Bachelorette. I wanted to touch on, Game of Thrones this week, but, unfortunately, wasn't that interesting. I wasn't that after, like, the Hodor episode, I feel like it's gonna take me a while to appreciate an episode the same way again. I was just so traumatized by it, so I was, like, slightly bored. I liked seeing Sam's family and, like, that whole thing because I feel like you don't get to see other sides of him sometimes. You don't get to see, like, his team. And so this was the first time, and that was awesome. But other than that, yep, don't really remember much. And that's not because I was drunk. It's just that, like, I I don't there wasn't really anything that entertaining. Sorry, my Khaleesi's. This is major. Okay. Southern Charm. I talked about it so much last week on my podcast, and I've never gotten I don't think more Twitter people tweeting me about, like, ever about any topic that I have talked about on a podcast more than this one. With you guys telling me that he's an executive producer. What? Wait. Whitney is an executive producer of southern charm. Mind is blown. Like, I had the first person who tweeted me that, whoever you were, you literally gave me a mind explosion. I had to just, like, sit there and be, like, everything makes sense now. I was, like, oh my god. How did I not how did I not know that? I I work I work with bra what? I work on bra what? How did I not know that? Honestly, major fail on my part for not googling it and figuring that out on my own. I just didn't even think that was, like, a thing. I felt like if you're a producer, then it's, like, obvious, like or something. I don't know. Like, you have your last name in the title if you're the producer. Like, that's what I what I thought. Then what's Whitney's or, like, Whitney rules that should have been the name of southern charm. I had no idea. So now I just feel like it all makes sense. And I understand the cast a whole lot more. And I just feel like, alright. You know? I got it. And I think you guys all got it. I feel like I'm making eye contact with you right now in a way where it's like I don't have to speak what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. I'm talking to you right now. We're both on the same page. We know what's going on on Southern Charm. We know why we didn't get to see all that Catherine Whitney stuff. I'm making best friend eye contact with you. We're on the same page. So can't wait to see that unfold. I watched last night's episode and watched them go to what? They went to LA. I'm like, why wasn't I invited to that model party? Oh, that's right. Not a model. Rachel reminded me of that. And, what else? Katherine had her baby. That was cute. I don't really think anything else that that major happened. Oh, yeah. Cameron asked Landon about loving Shep. That's that'll be fun. Why am I so obsessed with these shows? I just can't help myself. I really am starting to think, like, I have a problem. I know that I talked about the fact that I've, like, I've realized that I'm I I must be an introvert, and it doesn't mean that I'm I don't like being social because I do like it. I just I find myself more and more as the days go by, I mean, like, every day, even more and more than the next day wanting to just be at home. And it's starting to freak me out because I don't wanna turn into, like like, someone that ends up being like, having this problem where, like, they can't leave her house anymore. So I'm just gonna make a huge effort to be more social and just force when I get invited to something, do the best I can to go out. Oh, side note, super, like, really want to get all the southern charm people on my podcast. So but, again, I feel like I need a a booker or a producer or an assistant or somebody to help me out with that. If anyone is in the LA area and knows about, radio and podcasts and social media, hit me up. Send me your resume. But you can't bulls**t me because I will anybody who who sends me their resume and applies for a job, I I will. I'm not gonna be just I'm not gonna just hire the first person that I really like, and I'm I will pay attention to what someone's skills are. And if it's basically, it's not just gonna be it's not gonna be something like, okay. Yeah. I like oh, I really like you because I like everybody. Everybody I meet, all of you, whenever I meet somebody, I'm like, oh my god. I like you so much. So it can't just be about that. I need someone who really understands radio and podcasts and organizing and just, you know, working. I need to figure out all of my qualifications and stuff like that. But this is something I'm super hardcore trying to figure out because I'm struggling to juggle everything on my own. I also am trying to set up my website so that it is more podcast centered. And with that, I'm using Weebly to do it. If you guys have been if any of you have been trying or thinking about starting a blog or a website or an ecommerce site and you're discouraged because you don't know anything about coding or the Internet or anything like that, neither do I. So that's why I use Weebly. It is so expensive to hire a web designer. So I know it's so discouraging to start something, and you can't just learn on your own how to build a website. So weebly.com, and that's weebly.com, has made it so easy for just the average Joe like me, anybody who doesn't know anything about the Internet, to go to their website and build their own. They have so many templates. They have people that are on call to message you or or and help you with making a website. It is so easy that they even have an app. So you could build a website just from your phone. So if that tells you how easy it is, I mean, I don't know what else would tell you how easy it is. It's like you can build a website on your phone. That's insane. But right now, if you go to weebly.com/straightup, that's right, not slash Stasse, straight up. Weebly, weebly.com/straightup, you get to join for free. So that's free. I really want anybody who's thinking about, like, starting something to to follow their dreams or, like, their passions. And I just feel like we're in 2,016 16, and so much of business is based on the Internet and branding and apps and all of that stuff. So you might as well get a get ahead or get on board. So just start for free. Go try and figure it out. See if you like it. See if it's the right fit for you. I know it will be because it's just so easy to use. Welcome to play it, a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play dot it. Talking pop culture, reality TV, celebrity gossip, relationships, and more. This is straight up with Stassie. Okay. So I have a couple emails that I wanna talk about. Stephanie w. She wrote her last name, but I just never know if somebody wants me to actually say their last name because what if somebody hears it and it's the person that you're asking about? Like, that would totally suck. So I'm just gonna go Stephanie w. She says, how do you deal with a jealous or hate and hateful coworker? I have this coworker, and she thinks she's the best person in the entire office. She constantly calls herself rock star because that's what our boss calls our team member sometimes. And at first, I thought it was confidence, but now I think it's straight up c**kiness. She also hands me projects that my boss gives her and then takes credit for it. Finally, just acts rude to everybody in the office and talks down to me for no reason. How would you deal with this? Like, how can I assert my confidence and show that I am not one to be messed with? Okay. I I was about to say questions like this are tough because I don't know the details. I'm not around this person and I'm not around any of it. So I don't really know what's going on. But to be honest, all questions that I receive are tough because I don't know what's going on in any situation. I think when people are overly c**ky, and I I feel like I used to I used to be like that. Maybe not with work. I've never, like, acted like I was just, like, the best at work, but I've just been, like, overly c**ky when I was younger in situations that weren't met that I should not have been. And that's just that's just insecurity. That's just somebody who's trying to make themselves seem better than the way they feel, I think. Like, this person who's taking credit for other things that aren't hers and she's talking she's down to everybody. Well, if she's not your boss, then I would just wouldn't care. It's, like, who gives a s**t? She sounds annoying. You know? Like, she's annoying me and I don't even know her. She calls herself rock star. I never went that far. That's I mean, you can come up with something so much more creative than just, like, saying rock star. I just think that maybe she's, like, just one of those people in work that wants to just do anything to get ahead, and, hey, more power to her. That's totally fine. Whatever you need to do to survive. But, I wouldn't mind unless she really is being rude to me. So, like, this girl is actually being rude to you and talking down to you. I just think you you don't need to get in an argument or get anybody to gang up on her or anything like that. I just if you handle that s**t, just I mean, you keep it simple. You kind of just, like, put her in her place in a way that's not rude back and you're not stooping to her level in a way that where you can just shut it down and show her that, like, that s**t doesn't fly with you. Now I don't know what this person does. I don't know what the job is. I don't know any of that. So, like, I wouldn't even know how you could begin to do that. I feel like if anyone were to be, like, listening to this who has not listened to this podcast before, it'd be, like, really, Stasi? This is your advice. Like, you're such a b***h all the time. I've seen the show. I've seen Vanderpump Rules. Well, I mean, things change when you get older. c**kiness is is fun sometimes. And you know what? I used to I love doing c**kiness c**kiness schtick because I grew up like that. My dad is like that, and we think it's funny, but it's not, like, real. So there's a fine line between that, and I don't know if if this person actually is truly like this, or maybe she's just somebody who thinks it's funny. I wish I had better advice than that. I kind of just feel like my advice is just be, like, who cares? She sounds weird. Like, let it like, don't let her bother you. Right? I might not be that good at advice. I want to be, but I might not be. Is anybody struggling to figure out what to get their dads for Father's Day? Last year, literally, this time last year, remember when I was at rock bottom? Yeah. That s**t sucked. Even though I was at rock bottom, still had to get my dad a Father's Day present. I mean, it's just how it is, the struggle. But last year, I did this. I got my dad a Harry's shave set. I personally think I feel you know, I say this because I feel this way about, like, men's underwear, and stuff like that. Like, you wanna men I like when a man has nice things. I feel like that's a it's it's like a gentleman. When a gentleman has nice things and I'm not saying over the top nice things. I'm not talking about, like, a $1,000,000 car or stuff like that. Just, like, something special that makes them feel like this, like, everyday activity that they have or, like, say, like, underwear when they, like, wear that every day, like, that okay. Their underwear is special. And that's how I feel about shaving because when a man shaves, I don't know how often, depends on the dude, but when he does, instead of just using that, like, basic razor from, like, the grocery store, he gets to have a nice razor with, like, a nice shave cream and the like, everything about it is just chic and luxurious, and that sort of thing makes any man feel good about himself. And I think that a shave set is something that's just so easy to buy for anyone that it's perfect for Father's Day. And I did it for my dad last year, and he was obsessed. You guys have to check this out and go to harrys.comharrys.com. Enter my code Stasse at checkout, and you get $5 off. And I'll tell you because this is actually a lot because a lot because with this, they have a limited edition Father's Day shave set, and that includes a matte black razor handle, a chrome razor stand, moisturizing foaming shave gel, and 3 of Harry's handcrafted blade cartridges and a travel cover. That's a lot of s**t, and that's all for $40. So if you use my code Stasse, you get $5 off that. So that's only $35 that you have to spend, and that includes all of that stuff. I mean, when you go to the grocery store and you buy a razor, like, the one that I buy, like, that Venus s**t is, like, 17.99. I don't get any of that stuff that comes with it, and it's definitely not cute. I want a matte like, I want, like, a cute handle and, like, a chrome razor stand and all of that stuff. Yeah. Like, make me boujee. That's exactly what I feel like this is. It's boujee. And don't you want your dad to feel boujee? So I say make him feel boujee. I'm serious. Go to harrys.com. That's harrys.com. Enter my code Stasse. Get $5 off that Father's Day shave set, and you got it covered. So you don't have to worry about, like, what do I get my dad? Because that's what we all do. We all stress about it at the last minute. We're running around trying to find a card or, like, a bottle of whiskey or, like, Scotch or something like that when and it ends up being more expensive to do that when you could have actually just gone to this little website you could do it now and do it ahead of time, and then you don't have to worry about the stress of it. Type in my little code and get all of that all of that sent to your dad's door for only $35. Plus, you can add custom engraving and a personalized card. So you get custom engraving, not boujee times 10, and a personalized card so you don't have to find, like, a, I don't know, papyrus, however you say it, card, one of those sheet cards. And the box that it comes in is already, like it looks like gift wrapped. So it's it's a beautiful box. You don't need to have, like, wrapping paper or anything. Win win situation. You guys better go check it out. Do me please do it. Gotta give you ways all these codes where I'm like, I really hope everyone's using it because then it's just like a waste. All these things are just making life so easy and convenient. Okay, guys. So I'm gonna go finish like, I'm actually gonna go, like, rewatch The Bachelorette so that I have, like, a lot of notes to discuss for the next podcast coming out tomorrow. I would love if you guys started tweeting me questions for this podcast because, as I said, I'm a little overwhelmed with everything because I am spending a lot of time reading all y'all's emails, and I am so sorry that I haven't been able to respond to everyone. But I get invested in each email and I read them all and I want to really, like I feel like I owe it to any to anyone who's connecting with me, any Khaleesi. I like, you connect with me, so I wanna connect with you. And it takes a while to really go through each one because I'm digesting each one. But some of when I'm trying to answer the questions on this podcast, I I'm not able to read each email that is very long because I don't have well, I only have, like, a half an hour to to do that. So if I read every single person's email, I I wouldn't even be able to answer each you know what I'm you know what I'm saying? So if you guys have any questions that are that are short and simple, and I'm still reading. No matter what, I will always still be reading and answering emails. Nope. No matter what. But if you have simple questions that you can tweet me, that would be so it would be much, much appreciated. Just tweet me that at Stassi, at sign Stassi, with the hashtag ask Stassi so that I know it's talking about this podcast, and I will just save them and write them as I get them, and brainstorm and ask my friends about them so that I I can open, my mind and be open minded about all of that stuff. So please do, if you haven't gone to Itunes, please go and rate my podcast and give me a review. I would love that. If you don't like it, then don't. Don't even, like, go and click on it, like, at all. Other than that, I love you guys. I swear I'm gonna get my s**t together so that I can get them all on time now. If you know anyone that lives in the LA area that knows stuff about radio, I'm I'm I'm I think I'm gonna hire someone. So give me a shout out. Email me at, Stasse at style by Stasse.com. Resumes and all of that. I'm not gonna go easy on whoever, is working for me. So this isn't just like a a bulls**t thing. Love you guys. Bye. With the $5 meal deal at McDonald's, you pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small drink, and a 4 piece McNuggets. That's a lot of McDonald's for not a lot of money. Price and participation may vary for a limited time only.

Past Episodes

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi?s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It?s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they?ve found their groove as mom?s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties?honest, empowering, and a reminder that you?re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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01:21:38 2/12/2025

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it?s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they?re diving into the life of history?s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

They?re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture?hated for things she didn?t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she?s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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01:09:46 2/5/2025

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who?s got it worse?middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi?s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford?s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander?s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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01:11:54 1/29/2025

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations?like maybe high-stress situations aren?t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she?s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max?s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson?s unrecorded interview to Max?s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn?t!

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01:22:54 1/22/2025

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic?Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm?they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

They reflect on how losing a home, whether you?re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls?it?s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

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01:22:38 1/17/2025

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she?s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up?especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle?s resilience, and spilling on how she?s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she?s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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01:14:18 1/8/2025

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus? signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi?s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice?sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it?s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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01:06:50 12/25/2024

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It?s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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01:09:41 12/18/2024

Stassi?s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what?s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi?s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing?s off-limits. Stassi debates how she?d prove she?s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It?s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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01:12:47 12/11/2024

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA?s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer?s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously ?tells on herself? as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor?s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration?it?s holiday overload!

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01:11:15 12/4/2024

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