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01:11:34 4/21/2016

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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassie. Hey, everyone. I'm in New Orleans. It's my last day here. I've had a really good trip. I came for 2 weddings. What are the odds that, like, 2 weddings will have? It was convenient. Anyway, I'm at Raw Republic. I tell you guys all the time. If you listen to my podcast and you're in New Orleans, you have to go to Magazine Street and stop by Raw Republic and get some good juices or just buy juices to mix with your alcohol so that you have, like, healthy c**ktails. And I'm here with the owner and my best friend from home, Sheena Menina. Hello, everyone. Queen of the tall grays. You know? It's weird that that's how I'm known on your podcast because I feel like I'm known otherwise in this community. But for some reason, we just get on the conversation of Of aliens because you're the only person I know that knows so much about aliens. Don't know that much. You're the person that introduced it to me. The thing. I I feel like And don't forget to speak up or, like, I guess, put your microphone closer to you. Yeah. Okay. This is the thing about about the alien thing. I basically am the person that told you that it's not that big of a deal for you to communicate with them. I was basically like Sorry. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Let's back up a second. You never told me to communicate with them. You said it's not that big of a deal for you to believe them. You're right. Okay. This is what this is actually communicating with aliens. This was actually something that I wanted to address. I wanted to say exactly what I consider an alien because people are really confused about this. Okay. They're not under they're thinking that every every single type of alien is, like, you know, big eyes, big head. And when I talk about aliens, I'm talking about basically everything that's not human, period. Okay? So So, like, my dog's an alien? Not human or animal on the earth. You mean not earthy? No. Because I think that there are aliens on the earth. Yeah. But do you think that they're Okay. This is something that I learned recently. This is so interesting. Okay. So there are people who there are people who are on the earth who are humanoids, who are only of the earth. They they, like, came from the earth. So that's me? No. I think that you definitely come from an alien species. Sweet. As do I. Remember we talked about that? I know. But that does am I not a humanoid? Why do you think okay. So you're saying that people people all on earth, some of them are from alien species and some of them aren't? Right. Yeah. So okay. What's a humanoid? I think that humanoids are just created from what has been present on earth. Like, their souls were created on the earth. Okay? Okay. And then there are people like I'm actually not high right now and neither is she. So just bear with us, you guys. I know it's kind of confusing and weird, but I needed to get an alien expert in here. This is so interesting because, okay, you can have someone read your soul and they will say your soul comes from this planet, this lineage of aliens, this lineage of spirits or souls. Isn't that so interesting? Yeah. So who how what what school what university do you have to go to in order to, read people's alien ancestry? A connection. Okay. So so people access something called the Akashic record. Are you f**king kidding me? Akashic record? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me just let me just give a little let me preface all of this real fast. If you if this is the first time you're tuning into my podcast or if you had didn't listen to the one that Sheena and I did before, turn this off and go listen to the one that Sheena and I did back in November because you'll understand s**t a lot more. If you don't do that, I'll give you a little background. Sheena and I, could not be more different. I'm not healthy. She's the queen of all that healthy s**t. I'm really loud and annoying. She's soothing and, not We are so different. Yeah. Like, just, like, not psycho. Too. I mean We're all the same. That's we're all the same. And so Sheena was the one who got me into well, she taught me about aliens, and I didn't know this about her until the lot like, a year, whatever, 6 months ago. So I'm asking because I talk about tall grays and all that s**t on my podcast now, I want her to come in and explain herself. So what she's saying is that there are people just like psychics, except they they connect with aliens, and they can do alien readings on people to figure out what alien species you come from. But not all humans come from an alien species, only some of us, only the special ones. Right? Right. And then they have to access the what? Akashic record. The Akashic record. The Akashic record is what gives all the information about your soul, all the souls present on the universe and, yeah, the universe. So basically everywhere. So every every being, every soul has a history, and someone who can read an Akashic record can read your history and where you come from. Isn't that I mean, it's I know. But how do you accept the Akashic record? Where is it? You have to be really connected. Oh, so it's not a book? No. I thought it was, like, the Bible or something. It it may be a book somewhere else. Okay. So the Akashic record is just something that's, like, floating in the air? You remember how I said I knew that I was a Syrian? Oh, that's right. Let me write that down. Sheena's you're a Syrian. Yeah. She said she knew she was a Syrian, which I didn't know that was an alien species. From the so you knew you were a Syrian before you had this this reading? No. I knew I was a Syrian because of the reading. Okay. So what did she say? She said so much. It you have to have a reading. It's the coolest thing ever. And so okay. So you guys are confused about, like, mediums, people who connect with dead people versus people who connect with aliens. So we're gonna we're gonna clarify that. Okay. Basically, if someone dies and is communicating with someone on the earth via a psychic, they haven't really progressed far from earth, obviously, because they're very easy to connect with. That's why you can, like, that's why you dream about people who have died recently. And it's just it's you think about them often. It's because they can access humans very easily. Maybe that's because it just happened, so it's on your brain. No. No. It's it's like a very general thing. Like, when people dream about people who have died, they always dream about them, like, in their mid thirties. They look amazing. They're healthy. It's just because that's that's how they're existing, like, still on planet Earth dead. So you're telling me that if if I died, say, when I'm 90, I can choose to be a ghost at my hottest? Yes. Okay. I would choose 22 years old. 22? Yeah. I was so skinny and oh, no. I'll go 23 because I still had acne. It's 22. Beautiful right now. So I'm gonna choose 23. Don't you think that we're gonna get more and more attractive? Well, I'm lazy. So We're on the uphill. I'm not sure. Like, I need to start working out, and then maybe I'll feel more attractive. But, like, I'm gonna choose 23 right now. So that's I would be able to walk around as a ghost, as a 20 as my hottest. That's how you that's how I think that you exist right after you die. What if you die from, like, a horrific situation? Do you still you still get to be, like, I'm gonna choose this time? Yeah. Okay. Continue. Okay. So and, of course, everyone who knows me knows that I'm I'm kind of breaking this down, like, for someone like Stasi who doesn't really think about these sorts of things very often. So it's like, this is actually a very spiritual conversation that we're just making pretty basic. Okay. So you're you're fine with that? Yeah. Water it down for me. Okay. So we have mediums who speak to dead people who I would 100% advise against because I think that people who are who have just died have all of the information and all of the emotions that humans have so that you're not really elevating your conscious level. You're not really elevating, like, the information that you can use in this lifetime. It's like you're talking to your friends. Whereas like if you communicate with aliens or angels or other spiritual beings that have progressed beyond the 3rd dimension, which is the dimension in which we have physical bodies. Mhmm. Like, they don't have physical bodies anymore generally. They're like light beings or angels or fairies. Like, that's what we refer to them as. Fairies? Yeah. Wait. Can I I wanna connect with fairies? You have fairies. Like Thumbelina? Maybe you do have a Thumbelina. Or, like or maybe, Tinkerbell? I would have a b***hy fairy. Like, if I had a fairy, she's a fairy. Sometimes you have to check your fairies and say, like, are you of the highest good and intention? And what if it doesn't answer me? She might just wanna, like, see you do something crazy. That's probably why I am the way that I am. This is true. Maybe I just have a f**king psycho b***h fairy. I need to check her and be like, get the f**k out of here. You know, I'm gonna replace you with a good one, which you can do. Okay. Okay? But So would you do, like I mean, how You do I need a cauldron so that I can party anymore. That's why you okay. So that's why you find people who can connect with your spirit guides, your angels, your fairies so that they can say, okay. Like, this fairy isn't working for you anymore. Like, this one needs to leave. The spirit guide isn't doing much. I feel bad, like, banishing a fairy even if she's a b***h. Find someone else. They can find someone else. Well, then I feel bad for the person that's gonna get my b***h fairy. That person may be more attuned to that energy than you are. That that fairy may be, like, holding you back. So you always wanna check your fairies and your angels. That's, like, an important thing to do. Well, aren't all angels good? I mean, I doubt an angel's gonna be. I should probably check my demons. Let's be real. Can you communicate with demons? I wanna do that. I don't I don't really think that there are, like, demonic beings that weren't recently human. I think that's why we get, like, really sketchy information from psychics because they are communicating with humans that are, like, bitter. That makes sense to me. Yeah. Did I tell you? Side note real fast. Did I tell you that I finally got to the number I've been waiting for on Instagram? Yeah. 666. You told me. 666. And I wanted it to last, and it didn't. Like, it went to 667 in 2 days. And I'm like, f**k that. Like, do I need to start deleting followers so that I can keep You should. Followers? Yeah. You should. The mean ones. Just give them a little reality check. Okay. Oh, you block them? That's mean, though. Right? Well, I mean, if somebody's being awful, I mean, then I don't care. Right? Yeah. Or or the what what it's my fairy speaking to me right now. 777 is an angel number. It is? Oh, something to look forward to. Okay. I'm fine with that then. I'm gonna build up to the next yeah. The next milestone. Okay. Sorry. I keep yeah. Continue. Okay. So that was important for us to clarify because someone asked specifically what is the difference between No. They asked if you believe in mediums. Medium. Oh, they said why don't mediums communicate with aliens? Someone asked that? I'm pretty sure nobody asked that. Yeah. I think you're combining 2 questions because you wanna No. Someone did ask that. Oh, really? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So the communication with aliens, like, in in my world is pretty synonymous with, like, communicating with your higher consciousness because I think that the alien term has just kind of been, like, dumbed down just to be, like, kind of a scary thing that we are afraid of everything outside of our universe, which is, like, which is, you know, like, why we're shutting down videos of aliens coming into our universe and you know? But you're you've told me that there are bad aliens. I think that there there I mean, sure. Like, just like there are bad humans. Like, they're bad bad, I guess, like, whatever, anything. But I don't think that they would have a huge incentive to come here. I don't think so either. I mean, what could it be to them? They don't No. You know, they eat what they Aliens are interested in that. Us. Remember when you asked me about the Pleiadians? Pleiadians love humans. They think that we're, like, the cutest, funniest little things, and they love, like, talking to us and communicating with us and giving us information. And Oh my god. You're right. I'm sorry. I forgot this. I was at so I was at Katie's pucker and pout pout event last week, and I met this lovely girl who asked me they she listens to the past. She said Khaleesi, and she was asking me about you. And, Khaleesi's are my listeners. Oh, yeah. And she was asking about you, and she was, like, asking about the Pleiadians. I'm like, I have no f**king idea what Pleiadians are. Let me let me text her because this is hysterical. Sure enough, Sheena responds, like, with, like, a giant description of what the Pleiadians are, which I didn't read because I was out. So you have to retell me. Well, I forgot to look back. I spent so much time giving you information. Well, I know. You need to read it. Well, I was out. So it wasn't really really, like, I couldn't just sit there in the corner of my phone, like, trying to remember everything you said about the freaking Pleiadians. Okay. So the Pleiadians are they're amazing. They, like, they want to talk to you. They wanna give you information. So when you have readings with Pleiadians or, like, in a deep meditation, you can just ask to connect with Pleiadians and you can ask them specific questions about, you can ask them anything, actually. And they will try to bring your life to a higher state of consciousness. So they'll try to do things that you know, obviously, we're as humans, we all have free will. We can make our decisions based on whatever we want. And so a lot of like, for a lot of years, like, there hasn't been a lot of evolution because we've kind of been making our decisions based on what everyone else has done in the past. And so now that's why, like, all these conversations about Pleiadians and aliens are coming up because people are becoming more interested in, like, why are why do we exist? Okay. Well, how would I find a Pleiadian to talk to to enlighten me? You'd have to learn how to meditate. Okay. No. Let's try something else. What do You would really be opposed to meditating? I just, like, get really my brain just I can't You have to not be drinking. I think that that's important to me. That's definitely not gonna happen. What do aliens do for fun? Like, do they like brunch? They love sex. What? Pleiadians, like, love talking about sex. It's so weird. Sheena, you sound like a f**king psychopath. No. But Google it. They just do. I don't know why. Just because it's on Google doesn't mean it's real. I know that that's not I know that that is true. Yee. There is a lot of information about Pleiadians, and it's just because they love love. Like, they're just, like, really happy little little things. Like, they just love love. Okay. Well Sex is just one of those things. They give you information about sex. Are you serious? Or are you just, like, a master at sex now? I feel like I watch all the videos or, like you know that there are videos online that I can look at? Listen to. So I feel like I'm pretty vanilla. I could learn a few tricks. You know? It's more about your mind and heart. I feel like it wouldn't be, like, the type of information that you would be interested in. You know what I mean? Like, real connection. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. I wanna try it. Connection. I don't know. I wanna try it. You're so sweet. It's a meditative thing. That's a meditative thing. So, like, when are you gonna be conscious during sex? That's like I am. I do it sober all the time. No. No. Not like conscious, like, not drunk. So, like, when you listen to these videos, is it like Yes. Are you f**king kidding me? No. I'm not at first. Like, sometimes it is. Sometimes some people are, like, the weirdest person in the frequencies of what the a like, the ways that the aliens communicate because it's like a love frequency. Uh-huh. You know? Okay. So the next time Patrick and I hook up feel good. I am going to put on this video in the background so that we can listen to like the Mars attack. So funny that you know that that's what it would sound like because that's something on Mars attacks. Are you kidding? That. That's a fun it's the best movie ever. I used to love that movie when I was a kid. Freaked me out. It's like an alien movie, but it's a Really? Yeah. That's so weird. I'll show you wouldn't like it. I think it's a little too not. You'd be so annoyed that people are stereotyping aliens. I don't think you could suffer through 30 seconds of it. You're right. Because, like, really, no one knows. Mhmm. Except for you. And the government. And the gov that's right. The government. What the more people I talk to aliens about, I'm telling you, like, people are like, yeah. Like, aliens work in the Oval Office and, like, in the White House. Oh, this is because what? There are certain governments, specifically the Canadian government, is speaking out saying that they have, captured aliens. They've done they've done research on aliens, and they said, like, we can no longer contain the information regarding extraterrestrial. Number 1 on Daily Mail. It it is. It actually is, like, a very popular story. That should be something that's trending. I should have sent that sent that to you. It was. It actually I think that he talked about it probably 4 years ago. I feel like I'm more popular than those topics. Okay. I trend more than that, and that's saying a lot. I think it's because they really don't know what to say about it. You know, like it like, someone said that, and then the news the news is, like, attached to the government. So the government is afraid of what information, like, people may, you know, start acquiring. So they they kind of don't have a reason to talk about things like this. Okay. You know? Just like they don't talk about you know? So let me ask you something. Some other things. Why do you think that I'm from an alien species and I'm not a humanoid? Why like, why do you think that? Because I think you're special. Oh, that's sweet. No. Not necessarily just that you're special. I think that people who are from Earth would probably just seem a lot more grounded. Like, they would seem more Earth like. You can look at you and see that you seem more, like, etheric, more Is that because my face is symmetrical? I don't know. No. I think no. It's not. Listen. I had to buy a chin to make that happen. So there's not symmetrical before the chin? No. I mean, I don't know. Your eyes are really symmetrical. Yeah. Other things are symmetrical. So you can just tell who like, who do you think is a humanoid? I feel like I'm good at reading people's energy. This is why I'm good at helping people elevate from their current life circumstances because I can see, like, oh, you're just like, very simply, like, you just keep doing the same thing over and over. That's, like, inhibiting your happiness. So that's why I'm a good coach because I can look at someone and I can see, like, patterns. I can see, like, eating patterns. I can see, like, thinking patterns and, like, belief systems that I'm just like, okay, this is not in alignment with actually, like, what you want to be, like your higher spirit, your higher self, which is, like, 3 layers up, has a specific agenda that it wants to achieve. And if you're not acting in accordance with that, like, if you're not in alignment with what that wants, then you become unhappy and dense and all those things. Mhmm. Like, I feel like you, unknowingly, even though you don't meditate, are so connected to your higher self because you you operate in a way that's that brings you a lot of happiness. You know, like, if you if you were, like, doing things and, like, you were just constantly doing them, they were making you unhappy, which is what a lot how a lot of people live. Like, they they just you can tell. Right? Like, you look at someone and tell. So, like, that's you just start you start tuning into people's energy and, like, just by looking at their behavior and the way that they look and things like that. Okay. So what alien species would you think that I'm I am? Because I'm gonna write this down and then No. No. No. Give it a f**k shot. It's not about what you look like. I think I'm not guessing about what it's looking like. Yours. What is my energy? I don't know. I remember that about energy. It's I'm pretty sure I said Arcturian for you. Arcturian. Let's write this down so I can r c t u r I a n. Okay. Cool. So, I'm gonna look that up, you freaking weirdo. I feel like there's more questions I wanna ask about aliens, and I just don't know. They're scary. Arcturians are an alien race that hails from the blue blue's my favorite color. The blue planet orbiting the red giant star Arcturus in the boots constellation. Arcturus orbits I don't care about that. They're the 30th. They are the most advanced alien civilization in the galaxy. What's up? Dang. I don't I don't think we're the same species. Do you know? We're definitely not. So don't look up here. Have a reading. Well, I'm sorry. I mean, that's kind of hard to just find an alien reader. You know? Like, when did you become when did you come when did you become into this stuff? Okay. When did this happen? I need to know, like because growing up when we were in high school and all that stuff, you'd never talked about aliens. Right. Like, I need to know what happened I think that and when it was. The alien thought, the alien mindset comes in when you start being open minded. So, like, I just started Who did you meet? It wasn't about it wasn't really about that. It was kind of just like I honestly, I can't remember. I don't know. I just I guess I started meditating and, I mean, I own a juice bar. So, like, everyone to do with aliens. It totally does. Like, everyone who comes in is like, you know, we're we're all interested in obviously bettering our physical lives, our emotional lives, our spiritual lives. And maybe, like, you don't see that connection, but it's so interesting. Like, everyone who comes in is like they're they're questioning something about their life. And so they they come in with with information. So I'm, like, I'm sponging it up. It's, like, so cool. That's why, you know, I'm opening a meditation studio and things like that because even though it seems unrelated, it's like it's not at all. You know? Like, you're juicing to release density from your physical body. When you meditate, you're releasing density from your mind Mhmm. So that you can start thinking and operating more clearly. You know? Happiness releases density. Joy releases density. Okay. So I feel like maybe I don't know. We drank so much in high school. We were so freaking intense. I was a loser in high school. You drank from No. I didn't. The second that I met you. No. You didn't. Yes. No. I didn't. Freshman year, I did not drink. Sophomore year, I did not drink. Just that picture that we just found of us at that Mardi Gras ball, we were drinking. No. I didn't. I know that you maybe don't remember, but we, like, brought alcohol into, like, high school dances. I think you forget that I wasn't that cool. I think you're confusing me with senior year, like post hurricane Katrina. Post hurricane Katrina, senior year of high school, that's when I started drinking. Oh, okay. So it was just me. Yeah. Well, you were cool in high school. You did cool stuff. Not that I You had boyfriends. Cool. Well, meaning, like I'm making myself a c**ktail. Sorry. You had boyfriends. You were, like, stereotypically cool. No. I guess. Do you want me to save some of this tequila tea for you? No. I have some. You have, like, 1? Or margarita. Okay. I'm still saving some for you. Yeah. So I don't feel like I maybe I'm, like, now becoming dense because now I drink so much. No. You are operate I am no. It's it's really hard to explain, but, like, you can see that you you're just aren't you so happy? Yeah. You love your life. Yeah. But I didn't last summer. Okay. Actually, I still did even though still did. Even though it was rock bottom, I still was like, hey. That s**t's fun. And you know why? It's because you don't listen to other people or you don't listen to people who think that they know better than you regarding how you wanna live your life. You're so good at just, like you're you're so good at connecting with who you are that, like, all of the decisions that you make are about you, which is actually really good. Yeah. I well, I'm just selfish. So, like, that's why. So maybe And there's a really interesting balance between, like, being, you know, taking care of yourself. Like, we call it self care. Mhmm. And, who's we? You know, like The aliens. My people. Syrians. And my people. We say, you know, self care so that it's like, you know, it's like a more of a gentle term than being selfish, but that is, like, you know, it's self care. That's right. The next time of yourself, then you can take out you can't take care of anyone else. Like so it actually it's not righteous to not take care of yourself. And taking care of yourself is, like, making sure that you're living in alignment with who you want to be. I get that. The next time somebody calls me selfish, like, say, like, I don't know. Whatever. When I'm film whatever. The next time somebody calls me self I'll be like, no. It's self care, and a Syrian alien told me so. So just texted me, so is Saturn the reason s**t is hitting the fan right now? Are you kidding? Your phone must be full of tons of weird s**t. But what's going on in Saturn? Maybe there's a Saturn return. Okay. Actually, everyone experiences a Saturn return when they turn 26. What the f**k? So I already did my Saturn return. Oh, I'm still in? I think 7 to 9 years, and that's, like, when so much s**t happens. What does it mean, a Saturn return? I've never been there. I think it's when Saturn lines up with your whatever planet is, like, your birth year. I wanna know what my planet is. You know you know a lot of your planets, don't you? I know all the planets, but I don't know which mine is. Yeah. I'm really into planets. We need to do some readings. That was, like, Patrick and I's, like, first date. Did I tell you that? No. Well, not if it was the first time I visited him, and we stayed up late just, like, googling planets because we were both, like, really interested in planets. Mhmm. So, like This is why I love Patrick. We spent the whole entire Patrick so much. I know you do. And we spent the whole night just looking at planets. So and Neptune's both of our favorite planets. So that just became, like, a theme in our relationship. Like, Neptune. Like Aw. Like, I bought him, like, a Neptune necklace. Like, we just do Neptune stuff. Like, I don't know. It sounds so ridiculous. It sounds so stupid, but it's not. Listen. Neptune's the prettiest color ever. So, like, how can it not be anybody's favorite? You know what I mean? I don't have a favorite planet, but I'm sure other than the don't have favorites? They don't pick favorites? Not. They're probably like me, just, like, pretty I love everything. Yeah. Yeah. I could totally see that. You know what? Aliens I I wonder if aliens actually, like, use sheets on their beds. You know what I mean? Bull and branch motherf**kers. Yeah. So are you guys in the market for new sheets or bedding? Okay. I will tell you. Please use my code and go do this because I Every time I ask you about one of your codes, you don't know it. You don't do it? It's always Stasse. Oh, okay. Well, for the most part. Okay. And so, yeah, you guys, if you're in the market for bedding, sheets, towels, whatever, you need to go and bowl go to bowlandbranch.com and use my code sassy because you get 20% off. When I'm telling you that these sheets are like hotel sheets you know, when you go to a hotel and it's always so freaking nice and you're so f**king comfortable, that's what these sheets are like, and they're so comfortable that I used my own code and bought myself a second pair of sheets. I s**t you not. So I know that this is a great brand because I buy things from them myself. I'm not just gifted them, and, the website is very easy to use. Everything is very classic. It's the reason why it's these sheets are so affordable, and at the same time so nice is because you're not buying them from Nordstrom or, you know, a department store, so there's no middleman. So they don't have to mark up any prices. You're going straight to the source, and so you get, like, 5 star, like, sheets for not that much. And if you use my code, Stasse, you get 20% off. So that's bullandbranchdot com, b o l l and branch.com. Use my code Steph. And I'm so excited about this. On their website, it says they have organic sheets, and they say that everything is fair trade. What is fair trade? Sponsor. What is fair trade? It just means that they are paying a fair price instead of, you know, not. Oh. Sweatshops. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know what that mean. Now I know. So they're actually, like, respecting the artisans and their time and paying an appropriate amount for them. Awesome. That's so great. That is so great. An organic line. Yeah. Everybody go get your happy. Go get I'm gonna get some. No. Seriously, I'm gonna get some. Sheets are just as comfortable as, like, nonorganic sheets? It's not about the comfort. It's about the fact that when you're laying in your bed and you're supposed to be detoxing during the time in which you're sleeping because it's the longest period of time in which you're not eating, so that's, like, the number one time when you cleanse and detox. Do you wanna be in the chemicals that were potentially sprayed on your sheets? No. I just like cotton, you know, like, breathe in the spray. Smell of my dog's piss Sick. On the rug that I can't clean up. That's, you know, that's what I got. So I'm not detoxing at all. I'm getting rid of that oh. So I'm gonna get these, and I'm gonna get the organic ones. Please do. Get a bunch so you can use my meaning, use my code. Whatever. Anyway, somebody asked a question about lifting a curse, and this is I I have to talk about this because so you guys all know I wanna buy the murder house, the Los Feliz Murder House. And every time I tell somebody that, they think I'm a psychopath. They think I'm being a frittata. We can we can make So I asked totally fine. I asked Sheena. I said, if I were to live in a haunted house, would how would you feel about that? And she was just like, you can just answer right now. What what did you say? We would just ask them to leave nicely. See, because I thought you would be the one person that would be like meditate. We would do all those things. We would smoke? Like sage. Like smoke. Oh, I thought you meant, like, weed. Not one no. No. No. No. We have to connect to them. It's okay if we have to be, like, in a present state of consciousness. We have to connect to them and we have to say, like, get over yourselves, release your bulls**t. You're not welcome in this house anymore. Please leave. And you think they would listen? Yes. Well, see, that's interesting. Well, I mean, I'm kind of I'm even kinda scared because I met a woman the other day. I was sitting at the bar at a bar with my friend Jen, and she knew who I was from the show. And so she was listening to the my conversation, and she, like, kind of chimed in and was like, I lived in a haunted house once, and I got so scared after one night of all of this s**t going down that we just fled the next morning. And then a month later, it burned down. And I was like, that's, like, the freakiest thing I've ever heard. That's 2 unrelated situations, totally. Well, then I'm like, what if it burns down while I'm there? And I asked my dad that, and he's like, what? You can't run out? And I'm like, well, what if I get caught in? What if they lock all the doors in the windows? What if the ghosts are like, you are gonna burn alive in here? And so that freaked me out. But then when Sheena told me I could cleanse it, I'm like, I definitely think that you should buy it. Okay. Sheena, I don't have $2,750,000. I know it's gonna sell for a lot cheaper because who the f**k buys haunted houses? But I'm coming dangerously close to starting that GoFundMe account. And I'm not kidding. I've brought it up to every single family member, and I'm like, okay. If everyone I know and all my listeners or whatever donate, like, $5 each to a GoFundMe account, that would be, like, a lot of money. And I could buy that house, and I could throw a big party, and I'd be like, whoever donated gets to come to the party. And That's so smart. Right? Yes. But then I was just like, I would then go down in history as the psychopath who started a GoFundMe account so that she could buy a haunted house. And how self serving is that? Why I think that you should just buy the house, make one room your office, and then let people stay in the other. Like, open up a bed and breakfast? No. Didn't didn't we go stay at that haunted place in New Orleans? In New Orleans. You you know what I'm talking about? It's like that haunted mansion. Are you talking about the myrtles? Yes. I've always wanted to do that. There's no way you did that. So that's what no. There's no way that I did that. Oh. I definitely didn't. I've wanted to do that for sure. About it. We but I'm saying, what if you did something like that and just had an office in there? That way, you wouldn't have to live there. I do wanna live there, though. If the ghosts go away or if the bad ones go away, I'm fine with the friendly ones. Listen. I have my b***h fairy that can just be, like, step off. Like, get out of here. Like, you can't f**k with us. You're so protected. They won't. That's what I feel like. Nope. Nothing bad ever really happens to me like that. Because you're not drawing it in. If your if your energy was, like, if your energy was negative, then that's when you draw in the negative experiences, I think. Okay. But you do draw in, like, the crazy people who, like, you know, from the Ouija boards and stuff like that. You definitely draw them in. Because you're, like, looking for drama. They're like, oh. Yeah. But I don't take it seriously. No. But that's why they you know what I mean? That's why they show up. Okay. For you. Khaleesi's, I need everybody to let me know if I should start a GoFundMe account. Did you tell them about the, like, the hundreds of married and stuff from the Ouija board before I did that? Oh my gosh. That's hysterical. Okay. You guys, so when I was 17 right? No. 18. Doesn't matter. But it was before I I went to college, so it must have been, like, in between No. It was before you moved to LA. Yes. That's what it was. I was going to LSU at the time. I did the Ouija board, Ouija, whenever. I always say it wrong. And they told me I was gonna marry Chris Cline because I was like, who am I gonna marry? Chris Cline. I'm like, like, from American Pie? And then it went to, like, yes. And I'm like, but I don't even think he's hot. That's not fair. Like, don't I even have a say in this? Like But they said everything. They said that you were gonna move to LA in a year. They said I was gonna go to Loyola, and that pissed me off because I wanted to go to USC. But then I ended up having to go to Loyola. They said a lot of weird s**t. That But I'm not materialize. But I'm not gonna marry Chris Klein. I'm sorry. Like, it's just not gonna happen. I just don't find him to be that attractive. Remember right after you moved to LA, you saw him in a cafe and you were like, holy s**t. Yes. Oh my god. Here he is. I was at Cafe Med on Sunset, and I was sitting there by myself waiting for someone. And then Chris Cline walked in and sat, like, next to me at the table next to me, and I was like, holy motherf**king s**t. This is this is happening. Is he gonna ask for my number right now? I'm not prepared. I don't wanna get married this young. Like, those are all these thoughts that I was having in my head. Yeah. That was weird. And you've never seen him since then? I think I saw him one more time, but it doesn't that was so long ago. It was, like, almost 10 years ago that I'm like, no. I don't like you, so it's just not gonna happen. That ghost is wrong. Yeah. They were just messing with you. You got the dramatic ghosts. Yeah. Shocking. Alright. Everybody let me know if I need to start a GoFundMe account. If I need to get everybody's thoughts on it or if anybody else has a different plan of attack so that I can get this on an analysis. And I put it out into the universe that I wanted my Twitter handle to just be at Stasi. You got it? I got it. 1 of my listeners helped me. I'm like, you know what? Ask and you shall receive some badges. Funny because you operate in a way that is you know, I teach people about the law of attraction, and I teach people about manifesting and things like that. And you have no idea what those things are, and you do them all day every day. So maybe I am a Syrian. No. You're an Arcturian. I'm an Arcturian. We're gonna find out. So do you think have a reading, and that way, you can update people. And by the way, I actually had a reading after our first podcast and and after that Snapchat didn't Yeah. Be snapping and and stuff. Yeah. That was when we got hired. Them and I felt bad. I felt You were making fun. I felt guilty that I was That you're making fun of the alien. And I was actually, like you know, I felt really guilty about it because whatever. I felt like it was, you know, they're etheric, spiritual, beautiful beings, and I don't wanna offend them. So I had a I didn't hear you. I think you're okay. And I said, you know, I was telling the woman, you know, I was talking about the aliens on my friend's podcast, and a lot of people listen. And I felt like I was kind of making light of the situation, and I feel really bad about it. And she's like, oh, yeah. They they heard you. Dude, this lady's full of s**t. No. She's not. She's like, they make fun of you guys too. They think that humans are hilarious too. And I was like, you're right. They probably do make fun of us. How do you know they heard you? How does she know that? It's like it's like an angel hearing you, of course. Like, every like, we're just, like, so transparent. They hear and see everything. They're not they don't they're not in the 3rd dimension. Okay? So, like, we live in the 3rd dimension. We're we have physical bodies. Well, if they're in the oval office, I'm pretty sure they're in the 3rd dimension. I just saw that video of 1 shape shifting. Remember? Right. So they shift into this dimension. Okay. They're like things. Oh, so they don't need to be physically there in order to hear us. So they're like, what people say to God is. This is what I think is omniscient. Yes. They're in another dimension. They're in, like, the 4th or 5th dimension. That's actually really what I want people to understand from us talking about aliens is that they like, we they're they're loving beings. We operate in the 3rd dimension. Loving light beings generally are in the 4th 5th dimension, which is why we can we can communicate with them when we are meditating because then just our consciousness is communicating with them. Okay. Whatevs. Okay? Okay. And when so do you believe in curses? Because if you feel like you can banish ghosts from houses, do you believe in family curses? No. So you don't believe in the Kennedy curse? You just think they all just happen to just, like, die and are going away? This is like a human thing. So I so this comes up a lot when people think that they are going to get the same diseases that their other family members have gotten or they're like Well, it's genetic. It's no. It's not. It's actually an expression of your genetics and people Oh, maybe that's why I don't have any disease. Oh, no. I have psoriasis. There's that. People express their genes based on their environment. So, generally, people who are expressing the same genes that are in their family history are feeding into the fear factor that is expressing those specific genes. So, like, people who are afraid of getting breast cancer because their grandparents have had breast cancer, their moms had breast cancer, their sisters had breast cancer, they're obviously operating with a lot of fear regarding that situation. And so a lot of times, you're you're manifesting what you're thinking. So if you're thinking about something that's very fearful to you Mhmm. That's what you're manifesting. Just the Wait. This makes sense. Is true too. Right. Sheena, because I'm not really scared of things, and nothing bad ever happens to me. Right. I mean, while well, you're not gonna talk about it. Because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna step out here and get hit by a bus for just saying that. You're totally not. And you're just gonna have to upload this so that everyone can hear my final words, my final podcast. But, yeah, I don't really ever worry that something's gonna happen No. And then nothing ever does, which is why I'm the perfect person to live in a haunted house. Exactly. I definitely think you should get the house. That's that sounds like a lot of fun. Is there, like, a beneficiary type person listening right now that can just email me and send me your bank account info so that we can just wire over 2.7 mil? You know what I'm saying? This is how you manifest. You think it's gonna happen, and all of a sudden It's gonna happen. That house, that murder house is mine. Okay. So you don't believe in curses. It's all about manifesting s**t, and they're manifesting bad things. Yeah. Okay. I get that. So, you guys, I've I've talked about how Sheena owns a juice bar. She's into anything health related. I I wish I simplify this because this is the way that I talk, and I'm so sorry if it's offense. Like, if I'm offensive. Okay. I don't get offended either. I know you don't. Thank you for that. And I and she because I've told everybody to email her if you if you have any questions about anything involving health or fine aliens or whatever. She is gonna be starting a podcast so that she can talk about all of that stuff and answer people's questions. Taught me today. So let's just preface by saying that it's probably going to take me a little bit of time. Gonna take you a while. But, yes, because I answer the same questions quite often, and it would be nice for people to have a resource to go to to just kind of get the general information under their belt so that, you know, when I coach people or, you know, whatever, so I can get deeper into this kind of stuff and it not sound so crazy. Yeah. You know? I mean, no. You do you sound crazy. You sound crazy. If if I was sitting here and we were both on the same level of, like, alien enlightenment or whatever the f**k, I'm pretty sure everyone would think we were crazy. Like, you're lucky. I'm here to balance out You're so right. Crazy. True because when I have friend when I have conversations with my friends who are on the same page as me, I wonder, you know, if I recorded it, what other people would think. Yeah. Like, when you guys go out to dinner and s**t like that, the people next to you are, like, who the f is that? We, like, put our 3rd eyes together. I did. What did you say? You do that? Wait. I'm sorry. We just do things that, like, come to our mind. So, like, you might do something, and and it might be weird too. No. I don't I don't so you put your 4 heads up against somebody else's? Together, like, to exchange energy or something or yeah. Well, my hands are sweaty, so you don't wanna exchange energy with me now. Pull energy from the From someone's hair? From the air? From the server's hair? Give each other energy or, like, pull something out for one another. And if you're like Okay. This is what I'm saying. Can you pull out the alcohol energy so that I can just keep drinking? You keep drinking regardless. I know. But I'll just feel better if, like, the alcohol I've already already put into my body gets taken out so that I can so that I can keep going and power through. You know? You can take charcoal. Oh, everybody's been telling me that. So many people have told me that. Yeah. But is that okay to take so how do you take charcoal? How does that work? So you can Everyone needs to know this. It prevents hangovers and stuff. It does. Yeah. It's the same thing that they use in the hospital, but you just wanna get a clean source so you can just get either coconut charcoal or I mean, you want coconut is clean and you want an activated charcoal. The one that we have is bulletproof charcoal. Mhmm. I haven't given you any. No. I have bulletproof coffee from you Yeah. But not the charcoal. Okay. Same. Kourtney Kardashian does that bulletproof butter thing. I just read that. A natural energy. You should probably follow Kourtney Kardashian's app. You should download it. I love Kourtney Kourtney Kardashian. She would be your favorite. She's definitely my favorite. Do you wanna guess who mine favorite is? Khloe. Yeah. Nice work. Do you think Khloe's an arcturian and Kourtney's a Syrian? I feel like that. Yeah? We we could probably find out. Okay. So, so I know I get really annoyed when I come home and I have no wine in my kitchen because I'm lazy, and I don't like having to get back in the car and, go to a store, pick up something out. And, that's just annoying. That's why I'm obsessed with Club w because it's like a subscription based wine situation. So you can get wine sent directly to your door. And what's so amazing about Club w is, like, if you go to the website, you answer this, like, easy 6 question quiz so that they can figure out what types of wines you like and what tastes you like, and then they will, come up with wines for you that's that's catered to you. And it's a great way to kind of learn about wine because they're sending you different things that are they're in They're in your taste profile. Your taste profile, but wines that you wouldn't have known about before. And you just never have to run out of wine, which is probably better than anything else. But if you go to clubw.com/stassy, you get $20 off your first order. And $20 is a lot of money. It's a lot of money to save. So that's, clubw.com /stasi to get $20 off. But on top of that, I know we all hate paying for shipping. Listen. You wanna cut corners in any way you can. So ClubW is gonna take care of the shipping of 4 bottles or more. So if you order 4 bottles or more, it's like shipping's on the house. You know what I mean? It's like I'm giving you a gift. I'm giving you $20 and, free shipping, and you guys should just try it out. And listen. I know you're gonna like it. And if for some random reason you don't, you can cancel it, but you will. You'll become just as obsessed as me. So, like I said, I'm in New Orleans. And when I got here, I went, and, oh, it was such a fun day because I finally bought well, I don't have it yet, but my first real piece of art. That was so fun with our neighbor. Yeah. Ashley Longshore is like, Sheena introduced me to her art a while ago, and I became obsessed. And so it's been a goal to get something commissioned, and I finally did that. And I was so excited. But that same day, Sheena was like, oh, like, what are you doing tonight? I'm like, I have a wedding. And I'm like, what are you doing tonight? She's like, I'm going to a cacao ceremony. And I'm like, like, chocolate? You're going to a chocolate ceremony? What does that even mean? And you're like, I don't know. And she's like, I don't know. I I haven't gone yet. It was the first time I've ever done a cacao ceremony. It was really cool. Do they have Dorito ceremonies? Do they have start having a Dorito ceremony. Do they have mac and cheese, jalapeno mac and cheese ceremonies? Like, you went to a chocolate ceremony. Now Raw chocolate. I have been waiting. I didn't I didn't let her tell me about it because I wanted to have her explain it to me on the podcast because it's so weird. It sounds so weird. And I weird at all. No. It's not weird to you. What happened? Okay. People okay. People who want to connect with one another who don't wanna drink have to start finding different things to do. So okay. Whatever. I drink. But sometimes I don't wanna drink, and sometimes I want my conversation to be a little elevated. So, like, I'm so interested in these things. They're so cool and fun. Why can't you just meet without worshiping cacao, without worshiping chocolate? Generally, there has to be, like, some sort of theme for it to not be, like, super weird. Like, let's just Do a themed party. Roaring twenties. Gatsby themed. Okay. Anyway, so a cacao ceremony is basically, the person who is facilitating the ceremony made, like, a really strong chocolate drink, and she gave us the history of chocolate. She talked about how chocolate is grown. It's so medicinal because it has so many minerals in it. So it basically is like a plant healer. You know how a lot of people think that, like, Ayahuasca is No. No. That is. Never heard that. A healing plant? You've never heard that. I've heard of Ayahuasca. I've heard of aloe vera. Everyone talks about Ayahuasca. Nobody go to Peru to, like, trip on this tree medicine. I'm not really, like, a trippy kind of person. No. It's it wouldn't be something that I would be interested in, and I think and and it's really because I think that you should be getting to that state without tripping with the drugs? Yeah. Okay. I do. And without weed, like, you know, people are always like, oh my god. But I feel, like, so connected when I'm high, and that's great. And you want I get what you're about. You want a natural you want to Yeah. I'm naturally high all the time. I, like, freak myself out. I freak out my boyfriend. I, like, dance and sing, and I do do weird things like that all the time. Mhmm. You know? Because I'm you just sound crazy. Okay. So what did you do? Okay. I get it. She explained what f**king chocolate is. Wonderful. Did you sit around and eat Hershey's bars? No. It wasn't sweetened. It was just, like it was so good. It was delicious. So she put spices in it. Powder drink. Liquid. Oh, it was a liquid. Really thick liquid chocolate. Okay. But spices. So you sat around and you drank a chocolate. Right. We sat around. And meanwhile, like, she's you know, don't drink too fast. Like, if you get light headed, there were a list of rules that we had to follow that day. So I'm really anticipating a strong reaction and I'm and, you know, like, I'm sensitive to to a lot of things like that. So I was, like, drinking very slowly. But you do get kind of high. And it's just because of the concentration of Yeah. Because you have a f**king s**t ton of chocolate in your body. There's a specific chemical in cacao that, like, works with a specific part of your brain that allows you to open your consciousness. So it makes it really easy to meditate and to connect with other people. So, generally, you do it in, like, a circle of a community circle with other women or Oh, so it was just women? It was just women. Okay. I had a man. And then you got naked and danced under the full moon. We didn't get naked. But it was an immune. To butt. Okay. It was crazy. So we drank the chocolate. What did you wear? We meditated. I wore, like, comfortable meditating clothes. Okay. So it wasn't like a uniform. Because we were, like, laying down, sitting up, and then, and so then we tuned all of our chakras. So there was a different sound for every every chakra. I know. It's like Oh, yeah. I've done yoga enough, I guess. Yeah. Okay. And that was really beautiful. And then we were meditating. And then this was interesting. Never done this before. She was like, she actually talked about the fairies that were around your 3rd chakra, and she said to just, like, kind of let them speak through your 3rd chakra, which is your throat chakra. Oh my god. This is literally my worst nightmare. This is worse than karaoke. I have, like, I I have this deep you know what? That's my negative thing. I I can't I'm I fear karaoke. I fear it. I've heard you sing. You have a good song. You have a good singing voice. Different. I'm in a musical, and I'm on stage, and I've practiced, and I'm in character. That is so different than just getting up drunk, and nobody sounds good in karaoke. Like, no one really ever even, like, the best singers, I just feel like the it's just not Set up for you. It just sounds good. Does not. Yeah. You're setting yourself up for failure, honestly, if you decide to go in karaoke. I have a giant stick up my a*s with karaoke. Watch. Next week, I'm gonna be like, karaoke's my favorite. I just did it. Anyway, that's how I feel about somebody. So, yeah, I had never been before, so I immediately was a little apprehensive when all of our eyes were closed and then people started singing. So did you have to do it alone or all at the same time? Everyone was just making noise. What what was your noise? I honestly can't remember. I was, like, kind of There there were so many different noises. It was about it was at least a 30 minute long, you know, sort of situation. What if I what if I start what if all of a sudden people were making such, like, sweet, beautiful, angelic voices. It does sound like the angels are coming through your throat chakra. Listen. It's so cool. If I had to do that, I know that my f**king badass b***h fairy would all of a sudden start being like, I like big butts, and I cannot lie. Could you imagine if one of the people like, that was the noise that they've made? You know? That would have been my noise because I've always wanted a big butt. And so it was like, listen. You told me to make a noise through my chakra, my 3rd chakra, and this is what comes out. What do you think people would have done? It was really interesting. So we did that, and, is that what it sound like? Those kinds of. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this I'm starting to sweat and not just because it's f**king hot in here because that is just making me freak out. It was it was so sweet. I loved it. Okay. So and bottom line, even if that's just a bonding experience, it's so nice. Like, for peep for women to just come together and be supportive and and loving. I love that. Everything you just said just now, I love women coming together and bonding and being supportive. Break down the barriers. So you have to break down the barriers sometimes with, like, chocolate or, you know, singing around each other. Sex in the city. Whatever. So, yeah, we did that, and then we just did, like, a journeying meditation, which is, like, what I like to lead. You know? Mhmm. Or, you know, I just bring people journeying meditation. What's the difference between journeying and get people to to follow your prompts, and you can basically take them wherever you want to go. So usually so a lot of times I ground people into the earth, and then I open their crown chakra so that they can connect. And then I will take I sometimes take them out of the earth and have them, like, look at the earth and then connect with their spirit guides and things like that. And say hello to their fairy. Say, what's up, fairy? Say, what's up with the f**k? Like, if you need help with a certain situation, I'm like, bring it up now. Ask your fairy. Ask your guides. One time. So wonderful. You're gonna have to meditate me one time. I will. I mean, I don't know if I'll be good at it because, like, I'm telling you, I I can't stop my brain. Even when I used to do yoga all the time Mhmm. I couldn't it was very hard for me to stop my brain. From just, like, thinking about all these different things. And I'm like, I feel my fat right here. Why does that b***h have on a f**king sports bra? Like, it's unfair. And I'm like, look at outside. There's a bar across the street. Like, you know, I just it's very hard for me to turn that off. You get better at it. It does take practice. And there are different methods that will work for different people. So I always just say to just try them all. Okay. So, shout out to the cacao ceremony. I have, a final question. Someone just started well, my aunt just started talking to me about this new thing called bone broth. And people not new. Oh, I thought it was. But people are doing it to, like, be super healthy and, like, lose weight. Like, there's this new book that's, like, you can lose, like, 15 pounds and, like Is everything about weight loss? Yeah. Okay. So for me, it is about weight loss. The what you wanna keep in mind is that you'd want to count chemicals, not calories. Okay. Is that I understand that. Okay. So, like, when I go in your refrigerator and you have, like, cheese packets in Yeah. Cellophane I love that. That's processed. Okay. So that's full of chemicals. So that's the number one problem. Okay. So, obviously, I'm in communication with so many nutritionists, health coaches all day every day, medical doctors, you know, traditional doctors, naturopaths, and no one will say this is the way that everyone should eat on any account except for stop eating processed foods and stop eating chemicals. So the number one thing is to look at your labels. And if something has something in it that you can't pronounce, don't eat it. It's very simple. I can't pronounce a lot of things. I can barely pronounce cacao or acai. You know? I'm learning. Okay. That at least looks recognizable. It doesn't look like this is a chemical. Hydro something. Yeah. Right? Or, like, blue number 5 at number 7? So do you like, nose. So okay. So no one agrees on that. There are different party I mean, obviously, like, my vegan camp is not in agreement with bone broth. My paleo camp is, my bulletproof camp is, and it's fine. You know? Different things work for different peoples at people at different times. Bone broth is basically you are cooking down the bones to break down the collagen and the gelatin into a liquid form that is outside of the bones that you can just drink the broth and throw it up. I know. That sounds disgusting. Smells really bad. What? f**k that. I'm not doing anything that smells like a dead person. When you're making it, it smells really bad. That is so And then you're drinking not ideal. Like you're drinking, you know, like, a layer of fat oil, like, oily broth with no seasonings generally. So I can't just go get some Campbell's broth, some chicken broth. No. No. It's not the same thing. No. Again, the organic thing, the chemical thing, the, like, closest to the natural form thing, you would have to go buy some bones. I'm not doing that. It sounds like the f**king sickest you know what? I'm into, like, horror things, but, like, that is some Hannibal Lecter diet. We bought popcorn. Remember? Chicken feet? Oh my god. Sheesh. As a joke? Wait. That was so weird. Wait. You guys have to tell this story. How did I forget this? How did we come up with this idea? I have no idea why. Okay. So Why on earth? Why did we do hold on. I gotta people are be gonna be like, what are you talking about? Drunk. No. We were not. Okay. So, like, our first week no. It's, like, right the day I moved into first day of college at LSU. Okay? Freshman year, I my dad brings me to my apartment, my new apartment, helps me get set up. He leaves. Sheena and I have this wonderful idea of going to the or maybe we were already in the grocery. Like, you know what it was? My dad took us both to the grocery. And allowed us to buy chicken meat? My dad's idea. I remember this is this is that's where it came from because that is something my dad would do. It is. And we my dad was taking me grocery shopping. Sheena was with us, and we were in the, like, frozen meat section. So this is my first day of college, 1st day in this apartment, first time ever on my own. Okay? And he comes up with a great idea because we see these these packs of, like, chicken feet, like, frozen chicken feet. This is so weird. Claws and everything. Like Yes. The weirdest thing. I've never seen this in a store since, I don't think. And my dad was like, you know, it'd be really funny if you got this and you went to every single person on your floor of your new apartment complex and you put a raw chicken foot in the dye. I can't believe I forgot this. In the, like, door knocker so that every person that came home had a rock. Like, it looks like it looks like I was a witch, and I cut off a chick. Oh my god, I can't. Like could you imagine coming home and it's your first day of school and you go up to your apartment and you see like some creepy like who the f**k, there's a serial killer on this floor because every single door had a raw chicken foot on it. Oh my god. And so we went and we quickly did it and hid inside of my apartment and didn't come out for a really long time, But that it was so many weird things. God, that is so weird. Time. Nuh-uh. That is, like, the best story ever, and I just got you know how much and whatever, like, density I just released from, like, the laughing that I just did? It's brilliant. In fact, I need to I need to do that again. I am gonna play that joke on somebody, and I can't wait. I don't think that they sell chicken feet like that in LA. Could I mean, can you imagine, though? Like, if if you moved into an apartment and all of a sudden I mean, you're in Louisiana, so the South already gets, like, a a reputation for being, like, creepy with, like, voodoo and, like, there's a lot of crime. There's, like, all that. And you come home and you see a raw, rotting chicken foot on your door? Holy f**k. Oh, man. Oh, god. I'm I'm gonna need to take a so weird. What else were there other weird things that we did that you remember that I don't? So many things not in alignment with who I am. You are now. Yeah. Let me get that out there. At the time, though, I mean, you didn't know you were gonna be like this. So that's okay. And I was probably way too influenced by you at the time. Wait. What other things did we do? I don't can't remember. I just put you on the spot. I know. Something happened. We were riding in your car, and you thought that you're being attacked by your air conditioning or something. I'm sorry. What? You thought that you were being attacked by your air conditioner. Do you remember that? No. There was oh, no. You thought, like, chemicals were coming out of it or something? Was that high? Was that, like, one of the first times I ever smoked weed? No. The first time you were hungover? Oh god. The first time to the hospital. I know. It was so tragic. It was Halloween, freshman year of college, and I woke up, and I was it was the yeah. It was the first time of being, like, truly hungover, and I thought I was dying to the point where Sheena had to take me to the hospital. And then when we went into the office, they're like, okay. Describe your pain from 1 to 10. And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I'm gonna be fair. I'm not gonna lie. So I'm like, well, obviously, like, f**king being lit on fire after already being cut up into little pieces is 10, so I'm gonna go with 3. And then she looks at me like, did you just f**king say 3? Because now we're gonna be here for 4 more hours. They're gonna put you at the bottom of the list. That was so annoying. And I'm like, well, I don't wanna lie. I mean, there are gonna be people that are in more pain than I am, but, like, this feels like a 10 because I've never experienced anything worse. But, I mean, is it really? I was trying to be honest. Oh, the things And then we waited there for hours, and then finally, I'm like, I think my hangover went away. And she's like, are you kidding? I'm like, let's go eat. And so then we went to go get hot wings. Was ranch dressing? Disgusting. No. I love hot wings, so buffalo wings are the best. That was funny. Wait. Yep. I feel like I remember some hair conditioner. Oh, yeah. In high school, we would always go to Hooters after, like, random things, and we wanted to wait. They asked us. Yeah. Yeah. They asked us. I told you that I was drinking it all, but it's okay. We can go get another one. Just put just share it with me. Mine? I want some carrot in mine. She we're making healthy c**ktails. She asked me to I forget that you can walk around with, alcohol outside. So I got here to Sheena's place first, and then, she texted me and was like, why don't you go and get some tequila from the Mexican bar around the whatever next door, and we can make margaritas. And so I show carrot juice. With carrot juice. Healthy, raw republic juices. I feel like I'm I only do this when you're here. I don't do this very often. I doubt that. I don't drink very often. I know you don't, but I doubt that you only do this when I'm here. But I went into this Mexican place, this bar, and I'm like, can I have 4 shots of tequila in a cup? And I'm like, I look like a I'm like, I know I look like a weirdo, but, like, I'm I'm sorry. And then he's like, no. It's fine. I'm like, listen. My best friend's next door, and she said that she can make healthy margaritas or healthy c**ktails. So, like, I'm not a psychopath. Just literally gonna walk out of here with a cup full of just vodka tequila straight. He's like, I know Sheena. Sheena's the best. I I think he said he used to work there at Raw. No. He said something like that. No? Well, I mean, he worked here for, like, a day. Okay. So helped. We have a little community of people who just like to come help every once in a while. You know? It's fun to be here. Isn't it so fun? Yeah. I love it. You take the best people ever. Now I wish I extended my trip for, like, even way longer. I wish you did too. You were so occupied this weekend. I know. 2 weddings is a lot. 2 weddings. You bought a piece of art. So exciting. Yeah. That's such a good weekend. It was a really good weekend. I'm gonna, like, sit and brainstorm later on, like, funny stories that have happened because I'm, like, kind of like it's coming back to me, like, the air condition like, the like, like, anthrax through the air conditioner. Yes. I remember. Texting me. That's what you were texting me. Yeah. And I was like, anthrax through the air conditioner. I'm pretty sure that I was, like, on something because and I didn't take, like, hard drugs or any like, I'm I'm not saying like that. I'm saying that was probably one of the first times I smoked weed and was drunk or something. Why would I think that? I don't remember. I think that you were actually prescribed something, which Oh, well, this when I got my chin implant or something? No. s**t. No. I don't know. Remember when we drove to Arkansas, and it was, like, a 9 hour drive top down so fun. And the convertible the whole time. That was so much fun. And we would pull over To the cemetery. Cemeteries. And We've both always been attracted to To ghosts. These things. Yeah. True. Yeah. Because cemeteries are my favorite thing in the whole world. Patrick doesn't really I mean, he thinks they're beautiful, but he doesn't understand, like, how I'm obsessed with like, I'm obsessed with cemeteries. Did you bring him to a cemetery? I showed him I mean, I didn't bring him to 1, but I show him ones whenever I know they're around the corner. But he doesn't understand, like, that people in New Orleans have, like, the how like, the what are they called? The above ground cemetery. Yeah. Like, your family has 1. My family has 1. What do you think? Plots. But is that what they're called everywhere? I think that's what they're called. No. So in New Orleans, they're above ground. They look like stone houses. And what's so weird So people don't float above? Yeah. Because it's under yeah. Because dead bodies will start floating since New Orleans is below sea level. Happened during the hurricane. I know. I heard that. Horrific. That still happens, I feel like. I feel like I hear things like that. But you know what's crazy is that the Schroeder House is right by the Menina House. So, Sheena, we're gonna be Oh, yeah. That's right. So we're gonna be buried if I choose to get buried there and if you choose to get buried. Probably gonna get cremated. g*****n it. I mean You know? Okay, Patrick. That's what he says. So he's like, I just think it's so showy to, like, eat in a house. I'm like, f**k. Yes. I do. My funeral first of all, I already decided. You guys are hearing it here now. I want to be, like, taxidermied. So at my funeral, I have a c**ktail in my hands, like, a glass of wine, and I'm in my favorite outfit. Like embalmed? Like, what you do to animals when they die and you stuff them in, like, whatever. I want that. So at my funeral, I want my funeral to be so much f**king fun. I'm gonna put away money for that s**t so that everyone can party a New Orleans style fun funeral. And I'm gonna be there, and people cannot can come and take photos of me like it's a photo booth. Okay? And Okay. So you wanna be emptied and then stuffed so that you can stand up. Yeah. You're so disgusting. Exactly. And so then I ultimately, like, when the party's over and everything, I I wanna be in one of in the Schroder or maybe my own. Maybe I'll have my own house, and it'll just say Stasse on it. And it'll be like a naked statue of me at the age of 23 during my prime. You're so weird. You think I'm f**king kidding? My funeral, but I'm being off the charts. And I will haunt everybody if they don't do that. I also believe that. Okay. I wanna be cremated. I know. And I want people to bring me to different, like, sacred places around the world so that they can experience them, and they can travel, like, spreading my ashes. I don't wanna I wanna hold your ashes. I want it to be and I want it to You can have a a little bit in, like, a little vial. Yeah. That's what I mean. Of course. But you know that that's not, like, really me. Like, I'll always be with you. Yeah. But I still want, like, a little bit I know. Of your ashes. It doesn't have to be a lot. It could be, like, one f**king grain of sand. Why do you think I'm gonna die before you? I I don't think that, actually. I think you're probably gonna have to be a 150. So you're in charge of my funeral. Okay. I don't need to know any of your info now. Okay. You know what I mean? Mhmm. Okay. Oh, god. I'm annoying. I just, like, feel myself doing it. Life. We've talked about everything. Aliens. What else? Bone broth, chocolate ceremonies. Okay. So people do always email me constantly after I do a podcast. Mhmm. And I think didn't Patrick say to email me or something? We both did. Yeah. I say that a lot. Am I yeah. Which is amazing. Awesome. So email me at sheena@rawrepublicjuice.com. And just know, you know, if I I really can't address, like, general information. It's it's hard for people to say, I really wanna get healthy. What do I do? So is you guys specific? And and neither needs to be a specific question or you can ask to coach with me, and I'll do a coaching session with you over the phone. And I'll give you a special price if you say that you were sent from the podcast. So it's usually, like, $100 an hour, so I'll do, like, 75. That is what's f**king up. Are you my new sponsor? You guys hear it here. If you use my code Stasse, you get a coaching session with Sheena over 75, not a 100. Can you do it over the phone? Yeah. Of course. So the things that I like to address are people who are stuck in sick cyclical patterns. So if you feel that you have been doing everything right, but you have no energy or you are really unhappy in your relationship or you can't address something that keeps coming up in your life, like your relationship with a sibling or parents or, anything, really. I'm I'm a health coach. I can address basically anything. And if I can't, I can direct you to someone who can help you. That is what's f**king up. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. You guys can find Sheena on Instagram and Twitter. They're different, though. Right? Sheena and Nina. It's both of them? Never on Twitter. Who's on Twitter? I am. I love Twitter. You do? Yeah. Okay. I do. I think it's the same, though. It's sheena manina. So at sheena manina. And for health, like, specifically from Raw Republic is Raw Republic Juice. So at sheena manina or at raw republic juice. Yeah. And, just keep following me so that I I can let you know when Sheena starts her podcast. And I you know, I've I've had to start saying this. Please, you guys, if you like my podcast, please go to Itunes and rate it and review it because, apparently, that's just how I how it becomes bigger, and I can I get I don't know? My bosses like it, and that's awesome. So And you're also gonna update people on your alien race after you get a reading? Yeah. Well yeah. Of course. Do you you think that I'm gonna get an alien reading and not talk about it on my podcast? I talked about when you made me get a f**king colon what's it called? Colonic. Ugh. That was so fun. God, no. It was not fun. The hose up my a*s was not fun. Fun. I've never experienced pain like that. Everything with me is fun. Alright. Bye, Khaleesi. Love you. Bye. Whenever new moms ask me, like, okay. What baby products do you recommend? What do I need? My number one is always the Nanit baby monitor, the smart camera. Like, it has become such a huge part of both me and Beau's lives. Like, the fact that I can always look at my baby when my baby's sleeping, or I have 2 nannons in Hartford's room. I have one above her bed for when she's sleeping, and then one in the corner of her room so that if she wants to play alone in her room, I can watch and make sure. I obviously have one in Messer's nursery. And the fact that I have that peace of mind that I can always watch my kids, there is no more comforting feeling. And not just that, like, not just like watching my kids while I'm at home. If I'm out, I can watch my baby because this baby monitor allows you to see your baby from anywhere all the time. So if I'm at dinner, I can still go on to the Nanon app and see exactly what's going on with either of my kids. I also just use it religiously to, like, track, like, when a messer woke up, like, when did this happen because you can track all of the things on the Nanit and it just makes it so easy. So the Nanit baby monitor is the MVP of baby gear. It's the one baby item we can't live without. And, of course, we have a special offer just for our listeners. Get 20% off your first order with code dream 20. That's dream20@nanit.com now. Nanit, n a n I t dot com.

Past Episodes

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi?s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It?s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they?ve found their groove as mom?s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties?honest, empowering, and a reminder that you?re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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01:21:38 2/12/2025

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it?s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they?re diving into the life of history?s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

They?re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture?hated for things she didn?t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she?s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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01:09:46 2/5/2025

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who?s got it worse?middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi?s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford?s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander?s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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01:11:54 1/29/2025

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations?like maybe high-stress situations aren?t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she?s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max?s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson?s unrecorded interview to Max?s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn?t!

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01:22:54 1/22/2025

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic?Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm?they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

They reflect on how losing a home, whether you?re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls?it?s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

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01:22:38 1/17/2025

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she?s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up?especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle?s resilience, and spilling on how she?s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she?s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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01:14:18 1/8/2025

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus? signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi?s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice?sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it?s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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01:06:50 12/25/2024

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It?s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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01:09:41 12/18/2024

Stassi?s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what?s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi?s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing?s off-limits. Stassi debates how she?d prove she?s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It?s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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01:12:47 12/11/2024

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA?s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer?s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously ?tells on herself? as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor?s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration?it?s holiday overload!

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01:11:15 12/4/2024

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