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Welcome to cruel classics, I'm your host, superfan, Giovanni. This is the podcast we play the best moments, highlights and fans looked at clips from all 14 one of 15 years of the Adam Carolla show. If you can't get enough of this podcast, we have a separate feed cruel classics. Make sure you subscribe. Bonus episode every Sunday. If you like to see some these clips, please check out our YouTube channel youtube.com. Slash Adam Carolla Corner, CAIR, NPR and we'd like to request a clip. Please email Emails Classic's and Adam Cruel account. Now, let's get to the clips. Continuing our re-examination in celebration of year one of the podcast back in 2009, starting out today's episode with Adam Carolla shops of 25 Dana Gould is a great chunk from his second appearance on the podcast. He was originally on episode eight and then came back from some 25. Hope you guys enjoy this clip of Dana Gould? I got the interview. Well, I didn't really get to interview Britney Spears, but I didn't know it was a brief interview with Britney Spears when I was doing some ribbon cutting. Now, when you look into her eyes, is it just like a fish islands with a bat coming towards you? I think she sees you like when they do those sci fi movies, how the fly sees you. You're a kaleidoscope guy with Brillo head who looks vaguely familiar from MTV. She was literally, I mean, it was really like they just like shot her with a tranquilizer dart and propped up on stage. Like, Yeah, I mean, I was looking, you know, you know, what was that for again? It was it was some sort of ribbon cutting ceremony for some spot in downtown L.A. I blocked it from my memory. It was about six months ago. She was supposed to come up there and throw the fake switch. Right now, the switch, it's clearly not attached anything together with me. And you tell they do that when they execute somebody, they have ceremonies, they should. Yeah. And now David Harrison. Yes. Hanging on to the big and clearly someone. Oh yes, Jimmy. They'd ask Jimmy to do it. They asked Kimmel to do it. He he he told him he couldn't, and he'd said, Get up to do it. And I said, fine. So they did a pre-interview and they said, Look, Britney's people understand what they're dealing with here. And they said, Here's your two questions. You can ask her these two questions. There's no riffing, there's no vamping. There's no anything. Here's your two questions you can ask her. You know how she's enjoying the holidays? I think it was around Christmas. And she said, and you can ask her about her new album, Circus, what her favorite cut is on the album Circus. I was like, All right. So I ignored that and started asking her about other stuff and at some point had a funny thing. Or I was like, And how do you celebrate the holidays? And she was like, Well, I put a put up a Christmas tree, Christmas tree. Oh, you're not Jewish. And she's like, No, I'm not Jewish. And I'm like, All right. And then I thought, All right, I'll get back on script. And I said, So what is your favorite cut off your new album, Circus? And there's like three Mississippi paws. And she goes. Circus. And I'm like and funny anecdote and like, because when the whole reason you prescripts something or the whole reason because somebody had a loaded a*s Dana Gould about Adam West, take English. Yeah, we're going to get into that in a second. But the point is he'll go and the two middle aged men. Funny story. I was expecting circus and story. And yeah, and they'll either end when they don't have it, they'll panic. See, I'm always afraid that you'll do that and then they'll just like, crush, kill, destroy. I'll just get the lunch for your neck. Or they'll just they just deer in the headlights. Sarah, can they just? Yeah, it's ironic that it was the name that now cut to circus. That's oh, yeah. Now tell us about Adam West s**tting. Well, you know, come on. You know, Adam West, we had a little, you know, you and I became a little famous for our our sort of fuel howser. Yeah. And I, by the way, I've come up with a great job for you, will we will we will get to that. He will. Houser is a fixture. I always feel like I need to set him up for all the folks that are listening in Connecticut. But he will house. There's a guy on public television out here. He's been on PBS for about what, 25 years, I think. And I've been watching it my whole life, and I never really took any notice of him because I grew up with him. It's like later on, it's that kind of thing that happens like when you get a little bit older and you don't see your dad for a year and then he shows up for Thanksgiving and you're like, Oh my God, you're all holy. Yeah, yeah, I can. Now I know why mom divorced your a*s. Like, you got like, Oh wow, you get a little distance. Yeah, I got a little distance from hewill and saw one of his California that whole thing, and he was talking to an old man about a collection of gravel he had in a rusty coffee can. And I thought, My God, this guy's been on TV longer than Johnny Carson, and yet he does. He does nothing and like a dog. He is fascinated by whatever's in front of him. You know, dogs have no sense of time. The only time dogs know is now right. And then like bottle bone chair crowd, you know? And that's how hewill works, his mind. He's completely fascinated with every little piece of minutia. And so what a great job he would be, because what he does is he eats up time and he goes his gig. His California gold gig is he goes to factories that make spindles for rocking chairs, not the entire rocking chair, not they don't weave the basket of the rocking chair. They just make the one cross spindle and then Marvel satisfy their finances. So this is us, and he'll say, Well, this is a spindle for a rocking chair. So this is a spindle that goes in a rocking chair, and he's always ten times more excited about it than the guy he's actually working the slave. It's right here. We've been here for almost three generations now. So. So you have been here. So it was your father and your grandfather before him. That's three. Do you know how many generations that is? That's great. It's three. Yeah, I mean, four. For a short time in the 40s we made stretchers for. They are now. People can't see this, but I got a call here. You have a seer, a law. It looks like a long string through a series of holes that it's keeping your sneaker on. That's that's a shoe like I do. Hang on. I hope there's a carpet because my jaw is going to hit the floor. Well, they're called laces. Well, yeah, that you have in your shoes, you're so huge. Would be a great hostage negotiator. Look at those people. They got to eat up time. Yeah. Like, I came on the phone. Yeah, I got I got, I got 12 people in there. They're going to leave you in body bags. If there's not a plane loaded with money. I just with a bag of phone water who is driving the gray Camry on that battleship grey or seagull gray? All right, you listen to me. People are going to stop drop the start dropping every five minutes on the hour unless that G four pulls up at Van Nuys Airport, filled with a million dollars. I have a question because I know you're in a liquor store. Are you? Are you tempted to scratch all the scratch or OK? Because I know if I had a liquor store to myself, I would be scratching and scratching and scratching away. Look, bodies are going to start coming out of this liquor store if my demands aren't met. Could you just run over to the snack aisle and tell me how many fat grams are in the toffee nuts? That would be the great. Oh, I'm just pumping at those like a bird with a throw it down. OK, listen, I I am going to start with the youngest person I am holding captive, and I swear to God I'm going to roll this nine year old out of here on a dolly. I got the thought. The thought man wanted me to ask you who your favorite James Bond was. It's George Lazenby. But that's not the point. Yeah, you would be awesome. But I also but because there's that also that politeness of like because people I had, I was walking down Ventura and I got rocked in into given like $100 that God knows what. Right? You know, because there's that politeness of the minute they lock your eye. Sir, could I just have you for once? And even though, like I, you know, I, I have to throw up, right? But but I won't, but I won't. You know, I have to throw up and keep walking. How can we make this quick, right? You know, I, you know, you're stuffing bears with money. What do you need? He also should really his his life calling should be going. Of people's jobs who are sort of burnt out, who have some s**tty job, or they're just licking envelopes all day and make them feel good about themselves because it's really all relative and there's a place right near here where we are. I had where when one of our dogs who lived a great life, 15 years old. Hmm. Crap. The bed. Right? I take him to this place right over here. Animal after care. Right. And I walk in and, you know, I was cool and then I hand over the dog and I fell apart and started crying. He Yeah. Yeah. And the woman goes, Sir, that that happens every day. Mm hmm. And I'm like, What the f**k do you work here? What is wrong with you? What did you tell your guidance counselor? I really like sad people, but I want to be around dead animals. Everything on every day is a director's cut of Marley and me. Yeah, yeah. And that's what you do. Five days a week. You watch people say goodbye to. Yeah, that's what is. I mean, I remember when I bagged groceries, I bagged groceries on Cape Cod one summer, and I would wake up in the morning and dread having to go bag groceries right? And then I would finish bagging groceries. And I would dread tomorrow when I had to bag them again. Yeah, and and it was just the worst. Well, you know what? It's actually brings us to a decent point, which is if you have just a you know? A job that's, you know, a placeholder, it's not a great career, but it's not, you know, flipping burgers at McDonald's. It's funny because if you go, you can, you can. You can do the low end stuff. You know, essentially work at the mortuary or work at the urgent care for the pets, in which case it's just a string of people bawling their eyes out when they say goodbye to Bowser. That sucks. On the other hand, let me make this argument. I used to install closets and like custom houses that were in Brentwood, and I would show up, you know, with my merry band of beleaguered Mexican ex-gang banger born again Christian, a straight edge and or jilting. Yeah, and, you know, teardrop tattoo, but carrying a Bible. And the guy smoked. They beat people to death. I literally asking for traveling mercy before we fired up the panel van and took off for the guys Brentwood house and the one guy Frank would speak in tongues, which is always Chandela shine the light, by the way, and we would pull up at the guys. You know, sprawling estate has, you know, 15000 square foot, 19 bedroom house or the indoor pool, and his second hot trophy wife would answer the door. And I'd want to f**kin kill myself. Yeah, because the g*****n closet I was installing the custom closet in was bigger than the apartment I had the three roommates with in North Hollywood. Yeah. So one towel, I can stand on its own. Yes, you can. Oh, how the warmer bar. You got that. But these guys actually had. That's that's how you know you've arrived when there's when you're like, You know what, when I get out of a hot shower, I don't want a medium hot towel. I want a towel that's hotter than the water that was upon me. I need hot water coursing through the towel rack to keep my towel warm so that I don't even know if I got out of the f**king shower. But when I would go to that guy's house, I hate when I get out of the shower and I throw in the towel and it's room temperature. I, oh, I'm not an ape. Not brutal about waterboarding. That's how we should get information out of these guys over. Get ammo thrown at room temperature towel on a brutal, brutal but leaving that guy's house and going back to the s**t box in Burbank? Yes. Known as always, better closets. That not a great feeling, either. Now, maybe somewhere in between. The guy that snuffed out the dogs and the guy who has the butler. You know, my friend of mine is a business manager for famous people. And he says that the first thing that he has to explain to the people that work for him, like the new people, is, you know, you know, everyone that comes in this door is like what they're doing for a living. That's why they've gotten to a point where they're they need us, right? And you have to pretend that you're just like them, right? Because they don't want to deal with it. I would like everyone who doesn't like to do what they're doing for a living to at least pretend until I leave. And then you can go right back to the sad clown. Yeah, you're there. I want happy clown and I want some who will. I want to come in and I want a guy who just can't catch his breath. He's so excited and there are people that are so and I don't know if it's a skill or the way that they're just so positive. Yeah, then. Oh my god, your kids are great. Great, your kids are. They're the ones who and I feel uncomfortable and I have friends that are like that. Yeah, and I feel somewhat defensive and uncomfortable around them because you never know when they're like, you know, they're either going to snap like, I'm going to make you eat your own filth or something's coming. I there really wasn't anything funny. Have an awesome day. Yeah. And you're like, Can't we just leave it at good like? And they will add they'll add words like, Thanks for coming in now. And you think, How happy can you be about me coming? I just bought gum, and with the store is so I'm always rid of people that know me that are just so enthusiastic, like, Oh my god, you to you. Enjoy the podcast today. And then it's so many people can Elizabeth. That's fantastic. I and I also are going to rape me now. What? My response is never big enough for those people. They're so enthused because they're like tans. I'm a perpetual three. Yeah, so they'll they'll they'll do the thing to me where they'll go. Like, I'm doing this KBS pilot and a chick who is basically the I don't even know what her title is, but she makes sure everything happens over there. And she's like, I went ahead and got your parking space closer to Bungalow 18 and I go, Thanks, I appreciate that it's closer. I appreciate that I went ahead and got it. Move for you and you think to yourself, I know she wants more, but I can't muster more. So she's telling me three times. And what I'll do is I'll give her I'll give her three threes, and that'll add up to a nine. So I went ahead and got them to move. Your space to space is closer to the bungalow for you. I did that. OK? Where's the coffee maker? And I know where this comes from, and I wouldn't even say it if this did not happen today. And I'm also sneaking in a plug. Go ahead. It's it's germane. I have a DVD in a CD that goes on sale today. Let me put my thoughts in here. Let me put my thoughts in you available at your fine record stores. I saw it last night on Showtime. Yes, and it was awesome. It's funny. Yes, it is. The DVD goes on sale today. So what do I do? I call my parents because I don't have Lucy with a football for me to run and get it yanked away from me. I have to come and stay here to stay here. I am 44 years old, father of two, going to call dad for some approval. It's like, as my friend Ed Driscoll used to say, there's a giant fist flying through the atmosphere towards the ground and you're just standing there with your chin point. What is that there? Yes. Oh, huge mistake. So I call up and was like, I got everything. You know what? My sister's up to share his friend's son. Sure. Come in here. Sure. And just like 20 minutes and then. OK. Yeah. Just nothing, not not a word not going to do. Now you didn't bring it up. No, but he knows because I said to do it right. They have it and they know that this is the day it's dropping. Yes. Not, not word one. No. They yeah, it's out. They got it. And the fact that you don't call every day at noon should've been a little little clue. Yeah, I don't. So I'll be above midnight tonight. I'll be in the kitchen of my underwear eating a can of cake frosting, crying. Yes, I don't want to, you know, I'm not a one up her, but I know, I know. But this I can tell you that there's nobody that can beat the corral. Yeah, no, nobody. I stand in all. I was at the I was at the beechwood market one day, and I still can't find this magazine, but I watched my dad as I was checking my groceries out. He wandered over to the magazine rack, peruse the potential magazines, saw one with me. His son on the cover looked at it. May have picked it up and looked at it, didn't open it, and then when I said dad was checked out here, dropped it back in and walked out to the car with me to load up the groceries and a certain point, I said, Dad, I noticed you looking at the magazine and he was like, Yeah, I was like, You don't want to open it up. I mean, I know you could have bought it as a matter of fact, but no to not even crack it open. I'm on the cover. Did you think it was a flask, a place to hide money? I think I was one of those, not another one of these joke things like like, I think of a jack that had to bottom that screwed off so you could keep your toes in there literally did not open it. And I have 1000 of these stories. So if you ever feel bad, well, have I told to me and I told you the Larry Bird story? Oh yes, but I would love to hear it again, because when I got into doing comedy, when I was very young, I started doing comedy when I was 17 years old. You know, some kids want to be astronauts. I knew at 17 I wanted to spend my life in bars begging strangers to love me. Yes, when I was 21, I won this Boston comedy competition, which wasn't a big deal, but I was one, you know, two thirds the age of everyone else in it. Mm-Hmm. And it was a story in the Herald and the Globe. The both papers back back in the time when cities had two papers to share. So I had a grunt day job in the art department at this computer company like Mad at both the articles, right, put him in a frame. I gave it to my parents. Look, it's like they should be in a psychology textbook. The photos and the story. Sure, under a futile gesture. Maybe next time I go to visit my parents the fray, the matting with the articles is out of the frame, propped up on a bureau in the frame. They had put not a picture of Larry Bird. But. A full color ad of Larry Bird eating a Milky Way from the back of the Herald. And that was like in the wall in the frame because that room had the Celtics theme, because that room also had the picture of the Boston Garden pulled their son's accomplishment, fold up a part of the newspaper ad. Yeah, well, look again. Not and not not. And that's why I can't have an organ, not a copy, not a competition. But when I got my radio gig out here in Los Angeles, when I replaced Stern doing mornings the very first show, I brought my dad in the studio and I said, Dad, here's a simple question for you and I have a check here. I will make it out. It's for $10000, but I have not signed it yet. I have been on another station here in Los Angeles, the town you have lived in since I was nine. I've been on that station for 11 years. It is the biggest station in Los Angeles and no. One English speaking station in Los Angeles, and my show was the number one show in its timeslot for 11 years for $10000. Name the call letters and the number of the station could not do it. Should not say hey, could not say one hundred six point seven. It was real funny too, and we kept going and for like five thousand dollars, there's a $5000 follow up question. If I gave you the letters, could you arrange them? Ah, no. Wait a minute. Where should we? West of the Mississippi? W Oh no, I think he has. OK. Case good because we're west of Mississippi. Second question was for for $7500. Yeah. Paper. Scissors. Can you name the name of the show that I did for Comedy Central that involved marionettes and prank phone calls? And it was funny because as I was looking at my dad's blank slate of a face, I pan to the left and Jimmy Kimmel was standing there wearing a Crank Yankers shirt, which is just bad coincidence that Jimmy was wearing. And I thought to myself, Holy s**t, he's going to glance. He's been talking to Guy. He was talking to Jimmy ten minutes ago wearing the crank anchors T-shirt. No, can do. No dice. There's also, I think it's also a cultural thing. My my oldest brother, who is like a state police official, you know, in Massachusetts, who you know, is one of those guys that can break you like just like a loaf of bread. Right? Came to see me perform once and said, and all, you know, in all seriousness, like, look, I don't mean to compliment you, but that was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, you know what you get? Yeah. Once you get in, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's all right. Right? I enjoyed that. Yeah. And then you cut us like, you know, with our kids, like good clapping. Oh, wow. Oh my god, sweetie. That is. Yeah, that is the most solid am. I have seen this. I see now that is, I would say, lacquer that beam and put it in the refrigerator. My five year old, we might have a news crew over if she, if she her beams are wonderful there, I would be ecstatic to call them my own. You know, you know, she's five. If the if the percentage to her body mass continues, we're going to have to get a different kind of toilet. It is. Yeah, she be s**tting into a 10 yard dumpster that's in front of a container sitting at a Paul Newman's old car. Yeah, the the thing my, you know, it's kind of funny and it's got to be. It's got to be confusing because my two and a half year old daughter recently took a s**t in the toilet on the froggy booster seat. But then followed that up with it, dropping a deuce in the bathtub. Oh, and they explained her the difference between dropping the deuce in the tub and do it into the frog's mouth. And then this weird relationship they have with animals like it's it's sort of the relationship they have, which is like all the like potty training stuff and everything stuffs like like shaped like a frog or a dinosaur or something like that. It's like, Look. Kimmel is one of my best friends. I don't s**t in his mouth unless someone moves the coffee. The point is, is you getting used to it? Sorry that that went off like a daisy cutter went off after it landed. You are getting you love the frog, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's your best friend. You're s**tting in its mouth. The toilet seat is a frog with its mouth wide open. And I thought it's kind of the same relationships Mexicans have with the butcher, which is if you pass a Mexican butcher, there's a cow wearing a top hat and a monocle and it's chasing a chicken around with an axe, just wearing too much lipstick and spats. And you're like, That's your strategy to make friends. That's also nice these things and then s**t on them or barbecue them. That's also the West Hollywood Halloween parade. Yeah, that's the monocle with the chicken with lipstick. Oh, it's like, really, you should really have something you know that you don't want the kids making friends with. I never heard loves Thomas the tank engine. He doesn't want to s**t on. I don't know. Well, I think, does that come from pinatas? At what point does beating an animal and getting candy? Who are they? Oh hey, how many donkeys were just randomly be it? Yeah. I mean, what if they just did that with, Hey, you hit black people with a mop handle and candy all come out of their a*s? Like how many five year olds would just go whack black mop handles? Some people know not a great yeah, you don't want to be the pinata animal because there's going to be a lot of confused. They should be cuckoo clocks or something. They shouldn't be living things and we had a pinata, by the way they have now that are just heads of, oh yeah, well, we had one Sunday. That was. And they also there are two sturdy I, you know, it's like our four. Can somebody just take a chainsaw to the foreign pinata? Certain point one of the adults gets gets out the plasma Qatar, and it helps clear out some guy else as like sheet metal shares. And he's got the settling rig and he's cutting into the thing. Yeah. No. But it's anybody that has daughters. I recommend having a pinata at the party because you can see what little boys have a lot of anger. Oh yeah, and which ones are going to be good like Charles around 10 years or now on Charles is not coming over. Ray Charles went out that thing with just luck. I've seen that. Look, yeah, yeah. That bloodlust. Yeah, it's also the lonely guy at Jumbo's clown room. Yeah. Sits at the end of the thing. Yeah, having lunch. Also, the he's making a suit out of skin. And I also see these five year old boys. I know what they're going to be thinking in 10 years is like, Oh, you're your Clone Wars director does not fool me. Oh, Derek, oh, Derek, don't even try. I was thinking of that. I think of that pin the tail on the donkey. All the things you would get blindfolded for later on. The only thing you could blindfolded for is becoming a hostage. Yeah, when you're abducted, like being blindfolded, that's the best day ever. Yeah. When you're asked with an actress under 15 heading blindfolded, it's like awesome. I'm going to beat on a pinata like a donkey or pop for an A-plus later on. It takes like, yeah, you should hope that you're doing this Bible and you hold the newspaper right. You're holding a newspaper, you're reading a prepared statement like you should hope that you're blindfolded as much as f**king possible before the age of 10 and then never again, right? Never f**king again after the age of 10. Because the next thing is blindfolded, thrown into a van. Yeah, that's that's what happens. It's never, oh, they blindfolded him when he was 27 and he had to pin the tail on a donkey. Although it would be kind of funny if they abducted these guys and got them to hit a pinata and then throw them in a van. We once were in traffic and saw like a van of young people, men and women in their 20s. And one of the girls was in the passenger seat, happily blindfolded. Oh yeah. Like scavenger hunt. Oh yeah, we're doing one of these things where they're taking her to the airport or something for her birthday. She can't take the blindfold off and tell I don't like, but that's what you think. Maybe she's just being. Maybe she's just Patty Hearst. Yeah, loves loves being a hostage. It's like when you see a clown on their way to a gig. If you've ever seen like a clown in the church cell. Yeah, at the light. Yeah, it's like, you know, is it? Is it a young co-ed going to San Francisco for the day? Was that someone with Stockholm Syndrome? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I just always assume in my own twisted imagination, it's a sex thing. I just write, chalk that up to everything. It's a sex thing. The yeah, the pinata. Somebody. It's a weird. It's a weird thing because there's no science to the pinata. It's all art and papier maché turns out to be a lot stronger than we ever, ever thought. Yeah. These things are reinforced like, like a stock car. It's like a metal underpinning, right? Literally an hour of just five-year-old just beating a chandor's. And there's yeah, and it's either one whack and the thing burst like a daisy cutter. Or we got to get out the jaws of life to get the abdomen open. There's never any in-between. Yeah, this was this was one of this was one of the latter. It was a. A brutal I do feel like before we go by the way, who did, who did just interject, who had the first. That just to me, it's like I was one of people's weird ideas. The first thing. Well, by the way, this must go way back like the first pinata was probably filled with meat. Yeah. Well, it was called the day I was called, the dog was actually called the dog. Yeah. I don't know. There was a lot of, you know, and then the children would play. But I don't know who came up. The first of all, I'm guessing like Jose Pinata. Maybe. It also sounds like a great name for a relief pitcher in the bullpen. Here's a guy who's taken this windbreaker off. Jose Pena out of the crowd starts going nuts if Bill Nelson's ever president, that'll be a Secret Service name. Jose Pineda Before we call it a wrap with Dana, can I interject one last thing I know you're throwing up? No, I wanted some. I wanted some Adam West. I'll give you some advice. I'll I'll layer it in with us. We'll get we'll get to unsavoury topics out of the way in terms of things that like who came up with it. I was looking at the L.A. Weekly. Our free weekly L.A. is only newspaper, right? Big, full page ad laser laser vaginal. Rejuvenation Nation, OK. Yes, I don't know much about it. I know a man invented it. Mm hmm. Like that, I'm convinced and I guess they thought, Well, we we tricked them into thinking they wanted bigger tits. Right? Let's go for broke. You can use my blacks, Arabs or gays. And when my might this this, by the way, trifecta will cover everything like when you go, who the hell leases rims? I don't understand at all. I don't know a person that with the police rims. I won't. I don't want to be racist or homophobic, so you just use your own thing. But if you use my Arab, black or gay thing, it will ever recover that tap into focus almost immediately. Now this one. This could be tied Viagra examination. They also will put a hymen back. Yeah, if need be, they'll put another. They'll install a new hymen. My theory is the people that developed that had no problem getting research funding from venture capitalists. Yes. What are you trying to do? Invent a car that runs on no gas or carbon imprint home heating laser gun that makes pussy's tighter. I'm just going to sign the check. You fill in whatever number you like. Get out of here. Get the word yes, imaginal rejuvenation. But if it's very popular, I'm afraid that guy, Billy, what's his name? We'll have a discount for early May. Billy May might have a discount version. You do duke bagels and gaggles. Surgery is expensive. Where are your wife fads like a clean hood? Yeah. But now with my string and pulley system tightening your trotters, it seems he is raising a tennis net. Yeah, it's only a matter of time before I appeared, but I was 19 and had more gray in it than Billy Mays. And not only that, not only that, but the s**t that he's going to toss in act now we'll toss in a crab comb like I know he's no, he's going to toss some ancillary s**t and the Brazilian wax hood, right? By the way, it's always the sign that you're buying s**t when someone else tosses for other things like, you don't go buy a Mercedes and a guy tosses in a popcorn maker bias like, that's true. And that happens in the movies that I would buy that for 40. I'm not going to buy it for 20 with with an alpaca. Right now, I felt the same way. It's like when they double down, like they go, they go act now and will pass in a second wonder mop for the same price. And all of a sudden, it's not worth it. It's worthless. It's worth if you can just afford to toss in a second one. This thing is worse. s**t, crap. Yes, I have crap. Billy Mays. His mouth does look like a wonderful pitch black vagina. Yeah, it's it's well, you. He dies his beard. He does. Who dies. It's like people who wear blatant toupees. The theory being, this is so masculine that I have lost my hair. I know what I'll do that will butch me up put on a wig? I know well there, by the way. There's, you know, coming in some just for men and then there's taking a f**king sharpie to your jaw. I mean, he looks like a pirate. Yeah. To tell you, he looks like Bluto, right? He looks like the zig zag man. Yeah. It's like, Yeah, well, it's either that jet black like Elvis had that, you know, this is my theory. This is the the touch of grey. I mean, this is my theory that change your life. What I'm saying is is if you are a guy and you're 50 years old and you want that thing where you don't look like you're 50, because if you're 50, maybe your beard is completely gray, but you leave a little hint. I have that too. I'm forty four. You leave a little hint of gray and nobody says anything right? It's the same advice I give to the chicks that fake orgasms. Yeah, every 11th one. Hold it back. Yeah, no one will ask anyway if no need to ring a cowbell, right? Every about every 11th one. If you're faking it, go, you know what, honey? It just wasn't happening. Well, my theory on the field and no one will ever question you. My theory on the female orgasm is my theory on Bigfoot. Believe it when I see one. Loch Ness. All right. Well, before we rejuvenate that fad, could we have just a little bit of Adam last night? Take a s**t ! My friend Donny, you've never heard Adam West with the runs we had. I don't know how he and my friend at The Simpsons, Bill Odenkirk. We were doing this and nothing made us laugh harder, ever. Was just the theory of Batman and Robin from the TV show. Chasen Batman, I was on stage once, right? And like an hour long show and just wolfed my dinner down. But came it was out with friends, came in wolf. My dad ran on stage and about seven minutes into an hour long show, I was like, Oh, you got a s**t? And it wasn't like, This is going to be an uncomfortable show. Right? This was, I'm going into labor, right? And I, you know, I said, excuse me at one stage, really? Yeah. And I was going to know it was not going to be like I had to go right. And this story, by the way, I was delayed so many times. Oh yeah, I love fecal talk. Yeah, I walked through the bar in the morning, goes on stage no. One. So in any situation like what if, like Batman and Robin are chasing the Joker up PCH right there for the Batmobile and suddenly Batman just rock. Oh, Robin, you'd better pull over that Chevron. But Batman, we're almost catching the Joker. Can't. Do it all charm, but Batman. We're almost on the Joker's tail. Cowl damp with forehead, sweat, innards churning, must loosen utility belt if only a notch. Pull over now, rather than the idea of him running into the of holding his cape and like sitting idle, just rocking and rolling and then just note to self. El Pollo Loco, no bueno and seen and seen April deliver one. Let me put my thoughts in you in record stores and an Amazon and ever went out everywhere else. All middle aged and father of two on Showtime as well. So until next time, Saddam Curl for Dana Gould and of course, my buddy, the wise saying Mahalo. All right, there's Dana Gould and Adam Cole, shops of 25. Coming up next, we have Adam Carolla Show 46 Joe Rogan in studio talking about we. Well, let's put it this way. My entire life, from age 13 to age 18. You know, like I remember smoking weed in the eighth or ninth grade and having the guy say, Are you high? I think I feel something. I think I'm high. Dude, you're high. No, I know. I think I'm just hype. I think I suck too hard on. I got ahead right now, dude. I think you're high. My kid is not going to be asked that question because when he smokes the purple, icky, sticky chronic, nobody's going to ask him if he's high, he will be high. Yeah, everyone is now high, right? The Southern California marijuana, I mean, I haven't tried. Everybody's like, go to Amsterdam, go to Amsterdam. I don't know how it could possibly be any stronger than what they have in California. It California's way crazier than any other part of the world. There's 400 medical marijuana dispensaries just in Southern California alone, and there's even more in Northern California. I mean, it's f**king insane how many there are. Well, think about how many tax dollars you're wasting. Oh yeah. Oh, completely wasting. And you know, Obama shrugs it off, laughs it off. Like, it's a joke because, you know, that's what he's been instructed to do, I guess. You know, when he was running for president, he was talking about how, you know, the war against drugs is completely ridiculous and marijuana should be decriminalized. And, you know, here he is laughing. It's it's a source of tax revenue. The problem is these guys are all w***es, and they've made all their money from pharmaceutical companies and from alcohol companies. And then just the fact they allow a partnership for a Drug-Free America to even exist. You know, they get their money from alcohol and tobacco companies. Well, not only that, but I was saying to somebody a couple of days ago, one day when I get enough F-you money, I'm just going to grow a pot, plant my yard. And the idea that don, I hope your mom's not listening. But you know, Scott Danita is a homeowner. He's a father, he's a hard worker, he's a responsible guy. And Danny's got to go down to the corner and hook up with his buddy and do whatever it cost him 60 bucks for an eighth or whatever it is these days and all that s**t. There's the fact that he has to leave the house. You know, it's like, right, I said to my wife the other day, Hey, play it some Roma tomatoes because we go through Roma tomatoes like Mama Celeste over here, and why go to the market? We got a nice yard here. The Sun shining at Southern California last year. We planted one. Just went nuts like barely touched it. Didn't, you know, fertilize it or do anything. It just went ballistic. And every night when we're making a salad, you just walk out there and you pop one off and you make it or you take one of those dwarf lemon trees. He just planete a pot in your backyard or whatever. And whenever you're making a c**ktail or you're making some fish, you just walk out and pop one off. Well, why can't you have a weed plant in your backyard? See, that's the that's the issue, because, you know, distribute it myself. What am I getting so easy to grow? It grows by itself. You can throw seeds in the stuff to start to grow. At some point, you can't control it now. You can't tax that. You can't make money. Well, it's because we're we're we're being controlled, right? We're controlled by other people. We're controlled by people who sell us things. There's a gigantic industry that evolves or revolves rather around people buying things pharmaceuticals. You give people control to sell and buy and grow their own drugs. You know you've got problems, man. You've got a big chunk of the economy has been removed. Yes, especially one of the marijuana stops. Like there's like a hundred different pharmaceutical drugs that are completely unnecessary. If you start using marijuana, for pain, for glaucoma, for releasing intraocular pressure for, you know, all sorts of different s**t. You're just, you know, your patients who want to eat paper argument with Dr. Drew about this would always be like where you know, you'd go so on and say, Well, I hit some weed and I feel better x, y or Z problem is feels better. I feel somewhat alleviated. The pain or my appetite came by and drew it always be like, Well, there drugs you can take that will do a better job. And I'm always like, no other. Look, if the guy smokes weed, it works for him, right? So we move out. And how does he know there are drugs? You can take that. Do a better. Maybe there is. Maybe there isn't. He's got weed. He smokes it. He feels better. Appetite returns, whatever he's trying to achieve, that works for him leaving the f**k alone and let him smoke his weed. I can't believe, you know, I understand speed because speed kills as the adage went, which is guys get beat up on speed. And next thing you know, there's a guy standing at the foot of your bed with a meat cleaver. Nobody does that with mushrooms, wade or sensory deprivation tanks. If that if there was a situation where, hey, man, the guy, the guy got high. And he broke into my house and he tried to rape my wife. Well, then I would like that substance controlled right, but we'd all the things, you know, that's how they got it passed in the first place. Know that's how they made it illegal. They made it illegal, saying that black people and Mexicans were smoking this new drug called marijuana and they were raping white women. Right? It's really historically, it's funny. It's like, you know, Tesla or or, you know, Tesla versus Edison or something. You just do this one experiment where you show the alternating current and something catch on fire and everyone just goes, All right, well, f**k it, we're going the other way now. Case dismissed. And then 100 years later, it's still illegal. Well, when Congress made marijuana illegal, they didn't even know they were outlawing hemp. They had no idea. They didn't understand that it was the same thing. That's why they attributed the name marijuana to it. It was originally everybody knew what his hemp mean. That's what they made clothes on until 1850, when they came out with the cotton gin. They were making clothes with hemp. The reason why they stopped using HAMP was because the cotton gin made it easier to process cotton, and then slavery made it less financially. It didn't make sense to process the pot was too expensive. But then in nineteen thirty three, they came out with a machine called a decoy to cater a decoy to cater rapidly processes the hemp pulp, the hemp fiber. And so they said, Well, now we have a way to do half hemp is going to be the new crop, and there's a cover of popular science magazine, said Hemp. The new billion dollar crop? Well, William Randolph Hearst did not want to switch all of his newspaper facilities or his factories over to paper that was made out of him. He had these windmills. And so what he decided to do was to fight the business. He decided to print these articles in the paper, and him and Harry Anslinger conspired to create this paranoia about a drug, about marijuana and about how Mexicans and blacks Arabian. And by the way, you're talking about, as we talked about, nineteen thirty three marijuana, which leaves and shade seeds. I mean, you wouldn't even catch a mild buzz off of that. I mean, think just the s**t, mom. My mom was smoking in the sixties and seventies. You could barely, barely catch up. I would like to go back in time, you know, and smoke some a Timothy Leary weed and see what's up. I think you'd have to definitely call him a lightweight because I'd give him one of these. What about Thomas Jefferson or or. Yeah. Although who knows whether or not they actually smoked it? We know they grew it. But like you know, the Declaration of Independence was written on him. Well, the draft was I'm the original is on animals and those guys were like, in the snuff. Yeah, and and smoking pipes and things like that. Believe me, somebody did the weed. They probably tried to smoke. Paprika felt pubic hair. I mean, I feel like they were pioneers in the smoke. Like once the pipe was invented, it'd be like, Let's see what other stuff in there. Yeah, totally right. I mean, if you think about, you know, as human beings, we figured out a way to eat lobsters. We figured out a way to do, you know, make jerky. I mean, we figured out a way to eat just about anything. We probably went through a lot of smoking experiments that went bad before we settle tobacco and weed, right? They must have definitely eaten it first, too, before they smoked it. You know, I mean, there's no way they started off smoking it. Well, I just wish one politician would have the balls and the honesty to just go, Look, who cares? I mean, Ron Paul did. Ron Paul's talked about it openly? Yeah. You know, TV people discouraged him. Nine nine third party guy. Just say he's not a third party guy. He's a Republican. Oh, he is. I thought is a third party. Oh no. Maybe that kind of. He's a real Republican. He's a small government Republican, a real constitution based Republican. He's not, you know, one of these knuckleheads and thinks the world is 6000 years old. And, you know, like Sarah Palin, Republican. Well, where does that speaking of politics and where do you come down? I think it's all fake. You know, I think the system is almost unfixable. It's all it's almost so corrupt. It's like a house with the foundation. It's so rotten from termites. It's like, What are you going to do with this thing? Like, really, what you should do is chop this down and build a new house. But couldn't we do that if everybody got their act together? Yeah. But that's that's the problem as everybody's got a f**king mortgage and a house and a job and bills and their own bulls**t to deal with. And they had their softball league. They're worrying about to actually get together and reorganize and restructure our government in a fair way. Man, you know, and then who's to say, how much control do we need over the people? How much, you know, do we need the FBI? How much do we need the NSA? Do we need the CIA? What do we need? Do we need the Federal Reserve? How much taxes do we need? Where are we going to get it from? Like, f**k. You know, it's I mean, I think everybody if. We felt like the system was fair and there was no corruption and that it was all geared towards, you know, making everybody live a more prosperous, healthy life. Maybe you could get more people interested, but at this point in time, it seems like the whole system has been stolen. It's been stolen by special interest groups and gigantic corporations. And what they're doing brainwash nobody to vote a certain way or not. What's that now? Well, what are our choices? I mean, I think I think government is almost like Vegas in that in that it started off is, you know, handful of mobsters wanting to create a cool place to go, do some gambling. And next thing you know, we have a one fifth scale of the Statue of Liberty in a roller coaster going around everything and three storey skyscrapers everywhere. And and the Patriot Act, everything is bigger, like, like, like if you think about life, think about Vegas. Think about our society. Think about pro sports. Think about where the NBA was twenty five years ago or 40 years ago where the NFL was, you know, have you seen the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium $2 billion, a jumbotron in the middle of it? That's like one hundred and ten feet long? I've laughed because they're bragging Jerry Jones like, it's the biggest television on Earth. It's like great. I just pay 300 bucks for tickets so I could go to the stadium and then stare up at the jumbotron. The entire does anyone else see the irony and paying 20 bucks for parking? Five hundred bucks for scalp tickets. Nine bucks for a Miller Lite and I sit my seat in my head actually goes up at a 45 degree angle while the game is going on underneath the giant jumbotron. But how can we not get bigger? You know what I mean? I mean, think about that concept of just, we're humans. We evolve. Nothing stays the same. Cars keep getting bigger and safer and faster and more airbags and bubble, and the game keeps getting bigger and faster. And everything, everything, everything. And we're saying to government, you slow down, right? Vegas will get bigger. The NFL will get bigger. Cars will get bigger. Everything will get bigger, but not you. You reel it in. You tighten it up and they're like, f**k that, we're getting bigger too, right? And that's essentially what's happened now. I don't know when the weight of it becomes so great that it folds on itself. It seems to happen with every empire. I mean, that's what it's supposed to be all about. That's what Rome. That's what happened to Egypt. That's what happened to Greece. I mean, it happens to every empire it. I mean, we think, you know, that's the that's the supposition. Well, they ain't here now. So something happened, and I definitely saw Russell Crowe movie or two where they were around. And ain't around anymore. I think there's only one way you're going to get the government to to have a more balanced approach. You know, the idea that it's this gigantic, huge entity that's, you know, just taking all this money and doing all these corrupt things and starting all these wars that are unnecessary. The only way is psychedelics. That's the only way legalized legalized psychedelics through the whole country, and it would change everyone's attitudes, including politicians. The only reason why these guys are doing all this crazy s**t is because they're not tripping. There's no one who would start fake wars for no read the Gulf of Tonkin incident or the Northwoods document. You, you're aware of that now. The Northwoods documents from nineteen sixty two. It was signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and vetoed by Kennedy. And it was a plan for attacks on American civilians. They were going to blame it on the Cubans in order to get people riled up for a war against Cuba. They were going to blow up airliners, attacked students. They were going to do all this s**t. It's signed by the f**king Joint Chiefs of Staff in 1962. The only reason why those guys did that is because they weren't getting high. If you were doing mushrooms, if you were tripping, you would go, Wow, I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't want to do that. I listen. I know, I know. It sounds semi ridiculous to a lot of people that are listening. But really, the only way like we discussed earlier to step off this treadmill known as society and the goals we have and the goals aren't always good because like their goal was, we got to get we got to take Cuba down, but we need a good excuse. So they're going to kill Americans. So let's kill a few coeds. Yeah, taking dropping a little acid or taking some mushrooms will simultaneously knock everything out of focus and into focus. At the same time, I would the way I describe it. I say that a heavy psychedelic experience like pressing control, delete for your brain and your brain reboots, and now you have a fresh new desktop. And there's one folder on the whole desktop, and that folder is labeled my old bulls**t, right? And so then then you have to like, start and think, How am I going to live my life? Am I going to live my life through this predetermined pattern? A behavior that I've established over my 30 plus years of living, or am I going to reevaluate and try to take a new approach and try to live a more harmonious life, a more open minded life, a more healthy and friendly life? And you know, where am I going to realize that doing bad things to other people and you starting f**king wars and crazy s**t like that like that comes back to you? You know, the one thing that I really like about Obama is, I don't know. You know what his plan is. I don't know how much, you know, in debt he is to special interest groups and corporations have got him in place. But I love the way he's going all these countries and trying to like, you know, s**t off, try to put it forward. Yeah, yeah. And a very measured approach. I agree the, you know, just this whole notion that the one guy spent two hundred and fifty million dollars and the other guy spent a hundred and fifty million dollars and the guy who spends the two hundred and fifty million dollars gets elected. And where did he get the money? Obviously, the system is horribly, horribly flawed, and it's insane that people don't understand just the general business concept of businesses. Don't give money away. Yeah, they either buy, they give. Here's what here's what businesses do when they spend money. I mean, they're in the business of making money, but when they spend money, they go, we're going to buy a new fleet of trucks. So yes, it's $5 million, but we'll have new trucks and that's going to save us money. The idea that they would just give a politician local or not or national, here's a bunch of money that we'll never see again. And don't expect any return on. Our investment is totally insane. It's insane. The second they stop getting a return on their investment is the day contributions would end. They're addicted to funding money. They're all addicted to it. They're all addicted to corruption. Every single party, every single politician. There's no exceptions. Maybe Ron Paul. And maybe that's why they they laughed him off in the very beginning. Right now, what he's talking about is a completely restructuring of the federal government. He's talking about that. The IRS is ridiculous and it's illegal and unconstitutional, and that should be we should get rid of it. We shouldn't be acting as a nanny to other countries. We should get out of Iraq, get out of every other country and concentrate on our own country. Well, what do you think about this Joe Rogan just resetting? I had this. I have this theory, you know, when it comes to these other countries and we're kind of talking about civilizations and that kind of stuff. And it'd be nice. We're in that deprivation tank together when I lay this one out. But you know, when you see those movies and they talk about like they build a time machine and they go, you can go back in time, but you cannot disturb anything. Don't touch anything. Because even if you break a twig or step on a snail, you could alter the events of the future. And you know, it always sort of makes sense as a viewer. Like, you're like, All right, you can go back in time, but you can only observe, you know, I feel like when it comes to other countries, Africa, for instance, that continent, many parts of that continent were essentially driving themselves toward extinction, essentially like just literally raping a aging f**king aids, aging themselves to death. I really do. Oh, those terrible problems over there. What we did is we went, You know what? We're not going to let that happen. We're going to drop off some grains of rice. Millions, millions of grains of rice or wheat or whatever. We're dropping off over there. And then we start establishing all these funds and all these things, and we start essentially going, You're not going to die. We're plugging you into the ventilator. We're going to keep the life support and we're going to keep it going. Now, we didn't really get too much into the Hey, put a condom on and we didn't get too much into the other acid facets of it. But we got a lot into here, some grain. This will keep you alive. Well, now it's kept everyone to live long enough to do a little more rape and a little more aids and a little more f**kin. And now things are kind of no better than they were 50 years ago when we started drop it off relief packets over there is there. There's a part of me that thinks let them go like if they want to die. I don't say this is évolue. They certainly don't want to die. Well, they don't want to die. I know they don't want to die, but I mean, but but you're absolutely right that food is not going to fix anything. They have a cultural problem. Yeah, they're going to give them the energy to fight some more. Yeah, right. That's all. It's going to happen. And so my feeling is is if you're going to drop anything off over there, drop a couple of condoms. And you know, and and some birth control the morning after. Are pill and then drop a sack of wheat and what they really need is education and guidance and some some way of making a sustainable civilization. You know, I mean, some so much of the culture you know that they have down there is white man's culture. You know, they have these Christian missionaries that are coming into Africa, and they have huge problems with people claiming that people are possessed by witches, by witches and demons. And so there's there's thousands of children that are being beaten and tortured and even murdered because their parents are convinced that these children are witches, but they're f**ked up and they need education or they need education. I get it, but I do. There's a subjective cleansing in Darfur and all that kind of s**t going on. So it's like you talk about Ron Paul won the kind of pack it in, right? But what? What do you do just like the Somalians? Go at it? Good question, yourselves. It's a good question. I don't think either one is right. You know, I don't think, you know, interventionalists policies or, you know, getting into involved in every single aspect of all these countries. I don't think they do that to help those countries. I think most of the times they do that to profit. You know, if you read like in confessions of an economic hitman or, you know, any books that talk about, you know, how we do business with other countries, you know, it's like, we're not doing it because we like them. You know, we're not doing it because we want to make these Africans feel better about things. We're doing it because we're trying to make money off them, and we're exploiting the fact that we can, you know, use their their countries to do f**ked up s**t to them that we can't do over here because, you know, environmental people will stop it. And you think this will be my last question for Joe. It's got to wrap it up in a few minutes. We were talking about societies having a life span. No different than a human being. The aforementioned orca or dog, or even a planet or every planet. Everything has a beginning, a middle and an end. And for human beings, it's 80 years. And for dogs, it's 12 years and four giant tortoises. It's one hundred and twelve years and four for Greece or for Rome, or for my Indians or Incas or whatever. They had a beginning, a middle and an end. Now we've broken off into separate societies and we might be hitting a midlife crisis as the United States while Africa is winding it up. Right? I mean, are they in a different phase or are they like, are we going to go visit our old grandmother Africa and say, Hey, here's a fruit basket? And as we become more connected because of the internet, because of the instantaneous delivery of information, the fact you can get on a plane, just go to Europe in six hours. The fact that we ship things and we're connected to all over the country, we're almost dealing with a one world culture. And that's that's it's getting very close to that. So then what happens, you know, maybe it's a natural thing. Maybe a f**king meteor comes down. Maybe that's what meteors are. Maybe, though they're the inoculation. You know that the planet uses to get rid of the bad virus of humans when it gets too crazy. So send down a giant rock and f**k everything. It's like there's a lot of people that believe that that's what happened, and that's what gigantic structures like the pyramids, and that we don't understand that these structures are indicative of a gigantic, advanced culture that lived a long time ago that was wiped out by some sort of a cataclysmic natural disaster. And there's a lot of it is connected to mass extinction on the planet. It's real scientific, like the death of the woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers. All that should happen about 10000 years ago. And at that time, most of North America, a big chunk of North America was under like a mile of ice and something knocked the ice off that s**t. Something, you know, change the climate. It killed all the saber tooth tigers, all the woolly mammoths, a bunch of other different species. And the end of that period, the Pleistocene period, they believe there's a lot of scientists that believe that was some sort of a meteor. Something happened. I'm I chose watched a lot of National Geographic. Oh, did I love this channel, man? I love it to History Channel. And you know, it is one of the topics. It's like when the a*****es announce, I don't have a television. I'm almost like shocked. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like I use email. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't have those amounts. I don't have television and I know what you're saying. You're basically saying, I'm sitting there with a drool bucket, a wind up beanie, watching Reba and jacking off. f**k you. There's plenty of good s**t on the history channel. Great. There's it's I've got more education from watching modern marvels and all the rest, age and all that. And now it's made s**t that I got busters and a thousand a thousand hours of classroom time. And by the way, jack offs, who are constantly doing that. I don't have a TV or I don't let my kids watch TV. When you were in school, they would show you a film and they showed you film in and. Biology and you go, Oh, that's what an amoeba looks like under an electron microscope. They had films in school. Now we're just at home watching slightly. Mike Rowe is hosting or Joe Rogan's hosting. And it's slightly more interesting, but it's the same thing. You guys were OK with this film at school, weren't you? Yeah, it's picking up. It's evolution. You know, the mass media is evolution. I mean, sure, there's going to be people exploiting. It is going to be bulls**t in it, and there's a lot of mediocrity going on with it. But there's also some incredible, you know, TV is also like drugs. So if you legal for sure, because there's a horrible, bad TV that people get addicted to and there's great we have a people get addicted to everything. People get addicted to cheeseburgers. People are r****ded. You know, they get addicted to jerking off. There's people that are addicted. Well, they jerk off five or six times a day. They can't stop, you know? That's all right. Day for Donnie. We don't have time to tell the story about when I throw my body, check my assistant Jay the keys to the warehouse and told me to go grab something. And Donnie was here with my mom on. Oh, you ! It was like my daughter's archive this time to tell that story. But let's just say Donnie, the computer was on and Donnie was here. And that's about all we can say. All right. Joe Rogan. Oh, Joe, I want to give give you a plug where people find it, where they do the best thing on my website. Joe Rogan Dot Net has pretty much all my information on it or Twitter, which is if you spelled Joe Rogan. Awesome. Joe Rogan, always eye opening. And yes, here's the promise I will make you the next time you do this podcast, you will see a sensory deprivation test in this room. You got to love it. We're going to have a crazy conversation. Then next time I'm on, I'm looking forward to it. Any time you want to go into the next time to sample Joe Rogan and. He is saying Mahalo. All right, those Joe Rogan have some 46 come up our final call today. Adam Carolla shops of 70 the great Byron Allen check it out. Every single who they play in the rockets know they're on TV, every single nugget has every one of those nuggets has a crazy tat on him. Here's what. Then there's the white dude who's completely sleeved, but all the brothers, too. Here's let me explain what happened with the NBA. I hate to go back to race, so somebody convinced black people that tattoos would never work on them many years ago, and it held for years like a black dude would come into a tattoo parlor and the guy just start laughing, Are you kidding? Come on, it's not going to show up. He'd get a black piece of paper and he'd take a black sharpie any right on it, and he'd go, Can you read that the guy go, no and go, that's why I'm not giving you a tattoo. And everyone just bought it right? And then at some point somebody figured out, I think you can't give brothers tattoo. And I think it will work. And then the floodgates just opened. I mean, maybe you blame Allen Iverson for ushering the whole thing in, he added. I think you might have to take the barge again and take it back to El DeBarge. He's the fall guy. Let's go back to him. What somebody decided it doesn't make sense. Like, Come on, AT&T's not going to show up on Shaq, but somehow somebody worked it out and now everyone went, f**k it, I'm getting Rodman right. But you know what? That's yeah, it could have been Rodman. I don't mind them if you can read them. I just don't know what half of them are saying. What too many. You can't read them. You don't know what this means. These tribal tattoos. I got to say again with the brothers, it's kind of like, you know, when you watch a movie that's subtitled and every once in a while, the white subtitle lettering will go over something that's too light. You can't read the word right. That's kind of what happens the ink. Sometimes if the guy's too dark and the inks too dark or not, I think that's his family. But it may be his girlfriend. It could be a tribal marking. What's going on, what's going on, what's going on there? How about the bird man? He's tattooed up the the entire the entire NBA is now completely tan, and I don't even know if they're going to if if they're if they're going to do anything about it. Like, I don't I don't know if anyone can make a, you know, I don't know if the commissioner can tell. I mean, because kids who are watching these finals, right, especially like I said, the other Birdman, there was a kid that had like Birdman drawing tattoos all over his arm. Yeah, the the the Lakers are relatively tatted, but but the Nuggets are covered. All the white wall. The Wall. Yeah, but the two main guys, Kobe and LeBron, aren't that tied it, and that's the good thing. Yeah. Well, LeBron is insane because LeBron is first off. He's been in the league for like five years. I feel like he just left high school. I mean, I remember the story. Oh, he leaves high school. He goes straight to the league, but he's 23, right? Twenty four twenty. I think he is twenty four, twenty four, but he's got like a beard widow's peak. He's covered in tattoos. Like, I mean, really, the guy's the oldest looking twenty four I've seen in my life. You get the feeling that he was at one. He look like that. And also, you know, he was jamming the basketball in the seventh grade, right? Easily, easily. It is as if he was breathing when he shoots the ball. I know. Unbelievable. Well, either way, many more stats in the NBA and I don't see an end to the stats now because kids are just watching these guys and they're heroes and they're going to get more tats. And that's the greatest advertising for anyone who does this for a living. But I really and by the way, the whole idea of a tat is for you to be the only guy on your block with a tat. Once everyone on your block gets a tat, then it ain't cool anymore, right? Not now. Yeah. And by the way, if you're out there, please don't put your girl's name on your body. Just don't make that mistake. I've seen guys go through hell trying to get these names off their bodies, and they're with the new girl. I mean, my buddy, Chris said, is old girl on his ankle? I mean, he was five years into his new marriage. You want to talk about just subtly pissing off the old lady. It's like putting an acorn in her shoe, and every time she takes a step, she just makes a little face. You know what I mean? Every single time there by the pool or he's getting out of the shower or just word flip flops, he's got to see this. She's got see the other chick's name on the dude's ankle. He left it there. I think he's gotten rid of it now. But you know, I would suggest, you know, a more generic approach like instead of Monica or Suzanne, just go her her. And that way, honey girl, honey girl, honey girl could be anybody. Honey girl, that's who your honey girl. Yeah, you can take sweetie Petey or monkey nipples in any relationship and go, Yeah, no, baby, I got that for you. Monkey nipples, I think, is the way to go. Yeah, a little more generic you have. We got another Skype call, by the way. Mike Chaffee. Yeah, we do. We have a caller from Canada, actually. Adam, Hey, Adam, what's happening and how much man are you? Good. Yeah, I was wondering what you thought about the legal drinking age, like here in Canada, it's 18 or 19, depending where you are and in the States, I'm pretty sure it's just twenty one all over. Yeah. And that seemed pretty bogus to me. You know, when I was 17, that was kind of a piss off. Well, I'll tell you in a couple of thoughts. One is whatever age you can go to war at and be shot at and have, you know, improvised explosives go off in your, you know, next your Humvee and send rusty shrapnel into whatever that age is should be the boozing age. Or I'll take it a step further. It'll be twenty one for everyone who's in college and everyone who's living at home. But if you sign up for the Marines, you get to start boozing at 18 whenever you join this man's army. I don't care if it's a Coast Guard, I don't care if it's the Navy. Whatever it is, your lifestyle should dictated. So if you're a student, then you shouldn't be able to booze. If you join the Marines at 18, you should get it. By the way, that's incentive enough. Half the kids I went to high school with would have joined the Marines just to start boozing. So if you're in the army or whatever that age is where you can join the army, that's the age you should be able to start boozing as a culture. But here's the bigger question. We started boozing, you know, 15, 14, 15, 16, and our legal age was always 21 in Canada. If the legal age and in other cultures were the legal age is 18, do you start boozing at 11? Do you what? I mean this get bumped back or is it still 14 or 15? Right? We don't listen. I never started drinking. I've never had a drink in my life. I never wanted to start anything. Other people are trying to quit, really. So I never started drinking, smoking or doing drugs because I said, You know what? I've seen too many people get tripped up. I don't want to have to try and break that habit. And some people are great with drink and no problem. But most people, they pick up that happen in college and they never bounce back. They never bounce back. Just the fact that great guy and all of a sudden give him three or four beers and he is the sloppiest person you've ever seen. He's just walking into walls. Well, you know, to put a finer point on it, I would say that you should go just like you get a driver's license or just like you need a license to carry a concealed weapon or fishing license or a hunting license. You should just go get a boozing license. I would be a heavyweight, by the way. And you know, I could get pulled over and I'd have to blow like, you know, one point seven five in order to get pulled over. Whereas my mom has a shot of Robitussin and she's three sheets to the wind. That's right. So there are the guys who get drunk, start fights, get into trouble, throw swings at cops, try to outrun the cops, blah blah blah. And then there are those of us who are buzzed and we're good drugs. And why should we be lumped in with the bad drugs? So maybe, maybe there's some sort of test, and I would love if there was some sort of test where I get to start boozing at 17, but you don't get to start boozing until you're in your 50s or you get cut off at two beers or whatever it is. Yeah, because I'm a good drunk. Right. There are people who are not good drunks. They take some mouthwash and they're just over the top and they're falling down drunk. And also, there's the guys. I can't figure it out who get drunk and don't know they're drunk. You know, they go, like, f**k that, let's go f**k with those guys, you know, go, Hey, man, and you pull the sign. You go, you're buzzed, you're jacked up. Don't do it. You're going to the guy's going to punch you. He's a UFC guy. He is going to get you to figure four. He's going to choke you. f**k that pussy. And it's like, what? You don't know, you're drunk. Understand how people get drunk and don't know they're drunk. Why do drunk people want to talk to you and have conversations? I don't know. But when they do, they want to do it. It's weird. The thing about every beer a guy drinks, he gets two inches closer and five decibels louder, which is weird. So by the time the guy's had a 12 pack, he's talking to you. Like, he's like, You're Tommy Lasorda, and he's an umpire that you're arguing in your face. He's licking your face just repeating, he's frothing and he's doing that thing where he's he's doing that thing. Like when you're drunk, you accuse the other guy of not listening, you know, are you going? f**k that guy. You know what I mean? And you go, Yeah, I know what you mean, I you know what I mean? You know, I mean, and you know, I know what you mean. You know what I'm saying? It's like, Yes, you're spitting all over my face and you've been screaming the same thing at me for the last 20 minutes. He wants to have a fight. What is it about being drunk and getting close? It's ridiculous. I mean, and I've I watched an investment banker once at a club. This guy got drunk, started humping the door really just like you and then start making goat sounds. Now I'm like, I'm so happy. I don't drink. Yeah, see, that's that's the one that's a good thing about pot. When you when you smoke pot, you get further away. When you get drink, we drink. You get. Everyone's face when you smoke weed, you're like, I'm going to go over here, you go over there, we'll both have our separate thoughts. So you don't smoke pot, you don't drink, you don't do anything. And none of that stuff, man. I never started. I never started. You know, I was fortunate. Well, I don't know. Maybe just you don't have that gene. Your mom wasn't a drinker dad, not a drinker. Yeah, I was really fortunate. You know what it was early on. I mean, I was really fortunate in that regard. You know, Tom Dreesen? Yeah, I was doing a comedy workshop and Tom Dreesen came and he spoke. And Tom was a really hot stand up comedian in the 80s and open for, you know, Frank Sinatra and everybody under the Sun did all that stuff. He's like a second dad to me is unbelievable, and I remember him saying I was probably 14 at the time. He said habits make the man, so be careful with the habits you develop. Yeah, and I never you that stuck with me and I said, You know what? I'm going to make sure I have good habits. Yeah. For those of you who don't know Tom Dreesen, picture a funny Alan Thicke. That's what he looks like, right? So like Alan Thicke, if Alan Thicke was funny. Yeah. Do you have one more question on Skype? Byron's laughing, saying, You know, I hit a chord there. Yeah, we got. We got Paul, who's got a question. You want to hear a story of yours, actually? Oh, Paul, that's the sharp phone ringing Paul. They have a question. Ace man, buddy. Happy birthday ! Thanks, Paul. How's it going? Good. Say hi to Byron Allen. Hey, Byron Island big fan of comics unleashed. Oh, thank you. Thanks for watching. Anyways, thanks for taking my call. I had a couple of questions. First one. What happened to the Digg Nation slash Alec Baldwin podcast? Alec Baldwin was in town for about three weeks, doing a movie called Me About five different times. I was in the middle of shooting the CBS pilot, and I had a crazy schedule and he had a crazy schedule and we went back and forth like 25 times. And eventually he just said, Adam, Thursday, four o'clock, I'm going to do your podcast. And I said, I said, we have a network run through for Thursday at four o'clock for CBS, and it just we just couldn't get the s**t together. But anyway, he's a big fan of the podcast and we'll get him on via the Skype as soon as we can. So sorry for that. We were we were ships in the night. Next thing you guys Dig Nation guys came in here. Yeah, and we did one with them. I say it's going to be really awesome. I don't know. I asked Mike Chaffee. I'm not sure if there's an issue with the Digg nation or not. Five minutes of the actual interview they tape for now. Are they taped for an hour and they they just did the show. It was on. It was on their end that the interview was not on your end. Yeah, I guess we didn't do it on our own. I see. All right. And then I had to request the story of you hiding in the closet. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Which time? You mean when I came in and the chicks were sunbathing? That one? Yeah. Yeah, boy, man. She's it's humiliating, but it's true. Like a dream come true. Kind of. I was I was working for the Flask Liquor Store over on Ventura Boulevard, and I was a delivery guy and I was out on one of my delivery runs and I was in the wagon and I was going through the hills. What's affectionately known as Hebrew heights up around Laurelwood area. And I was out on a run and it was during the summer and I stopped by Donny's cousin's house. Now it was all very innocent. I was just out on a run and I was literally driving by her house and she was a good friend of mine and it was like, You're out in the company car. And if you're 16 or 17, I was driving by the house and one of my friends. So I was like, Screw it, I'll stop and see what Michelle's up there. And I stopped in and it was like out of a movie, and I'm not exaggerating any of this. I heard music coming from inside the house. And I did one of these moves, right? I started to knock on the front door, and as I started to knock on it, it just swung open like the house was haunted, except for with nude chicks. So the door swings open and I'm like, Well, what's going on? So I go walking into the house and I think I'm calling her name. But the music is loud and I'm trying to figure out what's going on. And as I walk into the house now. Dani, you got to kind of help me here. The house is sort of shaped like a horseshoe sideways horseshoe and there's a yard in the center. And as I go walking into the house and I'm calling her name and I'm looking around, I pass by a window and I see two hot chicks naked sunbathing in the yard. And I go, holy crap. The couple hot chicks I knew from high school. Michelle was one of them. And I said, Oh my goodness, look at this. You want to talk about the great magnet? I just struck gold here. So I remember going, I got to get a look at this. So I go running around the back of the house to try to get a better view in the back bedroom, and I go running around to the master bedroom down. You know what I'm talking about? And I go to the back part of the house and I'm going to stand up and look through one of the windows and get a better shot at what's going on as I go around the house and get to the back bedroom. I look through the window and all I see is there are two a*s is walking through the sliding door into the house. So now they're in the house and I'm in the back of the house and I'm cut off and I can't get through the house to get back out the front door. And there's no back door to get out of. So I got nothing to do. I don't know where they are. All I know is they're in the house somewhere and I can't get back and I'm hoping they're going to get a drink or something and go back out. But there ain't just the exact second I walk, and it probably took about 18 seconds for me to go around the back of the house and go, look through the window. Right about that time, they decided to both get up and head back in. I don't see him sitting there for 10 seconds. They're both in the house now. Now I'm in the back of the house, I'm trapped. So all I can do is hide in the closet. What am I supposed to do? Let's just walk out of the back of the thing where they're naked, standing in the kitchen or the hallway. I know they're naked, they're in the house. I haven't really been able to see anything thus far. I just caught like little glimpses and I go to the back of the house. So now I'm trapped in the back of the house. So what would I do? I have to. I have to hide. I can't announce my presence. And why not? Because now I seem like a weird perv and I am a weird perv, but it was all kind of innocent. I didn't break into the house. The door swung open. I wasn't going over there to see boobies. I was going over there, pay her visit. It was just during the summer and they were naked, sunbathing out in the backyard. So I'm hiding in the closet. And of course, they come walking in the room that I'm hiding in the closet, wet and they're talking and they're one and they're going to take a shower and this, that and the other. But I know, I know they're not taking a shower together, right? Oh, would be hot, right? One of them's going to take the shower and the other one's walking back into the kitchen. So I'm kind of trying to do the odds like, OK, one of them's definitely in the shower. I don't have to worry about her. I can sneak out, but the other is somewhere in the house and I don't know where. And there's a good chance if I come running in this room and go down the hall, I will run into her at some point. And Dani, you know the lay of the house? Yes, I do. There's not when you're in that back bedroom, there's not much chance you getting out of there without running into somebody, right? And it's weird because there is no back door. It's it's all sliding glass, but you're stuck in a corner. I'm stuck in a corner, trapped like a rat with a boner. And what do you think would have happened if you walked out there and said, Hey, this is great, I'm going to get naked and just jump in the pool? What do you think would happen? I think they would kick my a*s right out of that. I don't think there's any chance that they would be all that they ever screamed at me and told everybody at school. Adam's upper right, right. So I wait for one of them to go into the shower and I don't know which ones in the shower. I just know one of them's in the shower, and then I just go, Listen, I'm making a break for it, and I just make a break. And of course, as I make a break, I see your cousin in the in the in the kitchen. And it's that there's that moment where she doesn't see me. And if I could just cover this eight foot space, I could turn make a hard left and be gone. Of course, she looks up right as I'm running and starts screaming. And then I do the thing where I start screaming, like, I'm confused. Like, what happened? I don't know what's going on. I'm at a house with two naked women. Like, You know what? The other naked girl was? I think it was Beth. Yeah, I think it was, I think was really Ringwald's sister, and the other one was your cousin. Yeah, the other one was the cousin. And she starts screaming and I start screaming, and I really I was a victim. I was just as much effect on the same. Yeah, yeah, really. Sound like the victim. I didn't cry the door open with my credit card. I didn't Jimmy the lock with my MasterCard and door swung open. I knocked Byron. This is back in the days when Adam would mentally tape record anything you know, like it could be soft porn TV, you know, manual could be like, Oh, some girl at the beach, you know, beautiful cleavage. Definitely log this in the spank bank. If he could have that, he could have walked out like, Oh my goodness, but yeah, yeah, what harm I going to do with your nose? You know what makes it a perv? What makes you a perv is that you went in the closet. I was hiding at that. But that's what if you if you really think about it, if you didn't go in the closet, you know her, you would just be a normal guy if you just said, Hey, you know what? This is hot. Hey, girls, what do you think? Can I join? Can we hang up? I feel like there's a symbolism of being in the closet that has a lot of negative baggage attached to it. But Dani Byron, be honest. Yeah, you'd walked into that same situation at 16 and you just come stumbling into the house and noticed two hot chicks naked sunbathing and you couldn't see him for. Are you were you wouldn't have just left or one out and rang the doorbell, you would have walked in a little more and try to get a better vantage point. I would have done everything except go in the closet. Yeah, I would. Well, that's what makes you you. I want to just sit and they would have said, What are you doing here? What is said, ladies? The door was open. You need to lock the door if you're going to lay around naked, if he were throwing it back on them, because that's the truth. Why don't you do walk into that closet? You're instantly the person they'd be like, Oh, weren't you that 14 year old from The Tonight Show whose great great friends have Jimmie J.J. Walker? Sure, we'll give you a blowjob, but I was just some idiot from high school. You know, it was a funny time period, too, because like, nobody lock their doors and Laurelwood back then, like all the front doors were open. Yeah, but but if you're going to lay out naked, don't you think you should lock? It would have been nice. Well, anyway, lesson learned, I suppose. Yeah, I got a few Spanx out of it. That's the important thing. Would you put them in the memory bank? Oh yeah, they're still there and some of them up tonight. You mean how long you been married? I've been married for seven years. Seven years. Yeah. How long you've been with your wife? Oh, through like at least ten years. Ten years. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, at least like more. We took a year off, so I don't know whether deduct a year, you know, count that you count every year. A long time. Yeah, yeah. And what was what was the line that you threw in your wife when she said, OK, I'll go out with this guy. You mean what got her? Yeah. She came up to me. Actually, did she really? She was working for a company that was doing doing my show when it was on MTV, and so she just came up and introduce yourself. Actually, the line I threw at her was she had the pilot for my TV show, and I'd never seen my pilot before. So I said, Well, give me your number, I'm going to have to call you and get that pilot. And that was the line. What line did you throw your wife? Hey, how are you doing? My name is Byron. I was on The Tonight Show twenty eight times, Tony, I just introduced myself. So you and your wife, then you went on the first date with her and the whole deal. Yes, that's cool. That's great, man. Yeah, I did it. I was seven years is like 800 years in Hollywood. Yeah, I'm trying to think I got a I got a down year at my wedding, so you could probably do the math, but I think it was. So I think it's been about seven years now. Well, do you have kids? I have a new baby girl. Nine months. Oh, really? Nothing but thank you. Nothing better. Nothing better. Yeah, I can think of things that are better. Jet skiing is better. Your vintage porn vintage Ford is better. And why? What vintage porn. That regular porn. I don't like the Newport, you know, like the Newport. Well, they all look like members of the Denver Nuggets. You know, I don't like all the crazy tattoos and piercings, and you know, they're all angry and weird. I like the girl next door now. I've never seen vintage porn. What's going on there? Same thing that goes on in regular porn with a bigger bush and less tattoos. I have to say what they didn't have. They didn't have the whole deal where they go and get trimmed down there. No, no. Evidently, that was not on their list of things to do. No. And I've been a weirdo. If you started trimming back then, wouldn't you be like, What are you into? And what is vintage porn and what years are we talking here? For me, I, you know, mid 70s, early 80s. Oh, that's vintage. Well, I listen. I don't want to see guys dressed up, you know? First off, I don't want to have to use a crank to watch porn. You know what I mean? I don't want to go down to the Nickelodeon and watch porn. I don't want to see people that are dead, and I don't want guys dressed as sailors in black and white. And, you know, I'm thinking, that's vintage porn. You're going back to the 70s. We're still alive. No, I don't want to hear a pipe organ in the back of my porn. I go vintage. Yeah, I don't go. I don't go that. I don't. I don't run that deep. I like I like. It's got to be color. I like to see color porn. That's when it's took off. I mean, behind the green door. Yeah, I like my I like my porn. I like the color in the porn and I like the vintage. But you know, when you're looking at porn from the mid 70s, these people are not alive well or they certainly don't look like that. They're alive in the hearts and the scrotum of all the people that have adored them over the years. I don't like to think about the part where half of them are dead from AIDS. Yeah, you don't like that part. No, I try to. I try. I try not to focus. I, you know, nowadays, you know, when you used to watch porn back in the day or even masturbate back in the day, you have to, you had to tune in. Now there's a lot of s**t I have to tune out. You know, I have twins. I have to tune out my twins. I have to tune out your kid. Thank you. I appreciate having to tune out. Everyone has died of AIDS and are dead in the business. You know, it's a lot of tuning out, tuning out. You know, back when you're 15, you don't have to tune anything out. Now there's a lot of tuning out, you know, you're alone on tuning out. That's what makes you a perv right there. You have to tune out everybody else. There's a natural filter. Well, how old are your kids? My my kids, they're twins, and they're going to be three in a couple of months. Identical fraternal. Yeah, they're fraternal. And they're one of the big mistakes is there. You know, my wife used to. Is the screen saver on the on the on the computer? Yeah. So if I ever want to cruise the internet soon, as I'm done POW, I get hit with those terrible right in the middle of the refractory period, you know what I mean? And I tell you that can I can take a little starch out of your sail. Why don't you change the screensaver there, too? Christy, can you? Yes, because then my wife will get past. It seems suspicious. It's like, Well, you know, a little burnt out on the kids. Why don't we put one of my cars up there? And let me ask you something you think your wife doesn't know. You're like heavy into the porn. I wouldn't say I'm heavy. Well, come on, you're the only guy I know this. Like vintage porn. I like the vintage porn. Donnie likes the vintage porn, but you know you're into the point. She, you know, I think she she probably has an inkling and an inkling. You haven't had a conversation with her. Come on. Do you know one doesn't need to sit down and discuss all of life's nuances with one's partner fire? And I pick my nose when I drive. That's something I feel like I need to broach with my wife or father. Hey, you know what I'm saying, Byron? I've talked to Lynette. She says the next day I'd like to come into the den and when the volume is down really low or off, she knows that. Ms. Yeah. When the TV, when the volumes are negative. Five. That's how you know, let's say, you know, it's me. Your wife could work for the CIA. That's a brilliant observation. The volume is down. So you know they're watching porn and you're not trying to wake up the house. Oh, maybe I'm watching modern marvels, and I'm tired of hearing the narrator getting all preachy with this, how the channel was built all over and now and clearly she could go on your computer and see where you been. The problem is, it's not my computer, it's her computer, and I barely know how to work it. So yeah, there's no there's no such thing as I can't cover my tracks, you can't because she can go on to see the whole Google search. It's a disaster. It's a disaster, you know, so you just open the agency up. Just say, Honey, I'm a porn monger. It's OK. I prefer not to put it in those terms. Yeah. All right. It's been the s**ttiest birth they have ever had. Oh, come on. You know, what's the biggest thing on the internet is not the big porn? Yeah, I know by far. I mean, like, do you think you're alone? I mean, come on. All right. It's just me and a few other sick guys. Byron Allen, everyone. And where we're by the way, Byron, where do people go if they want to find out more about what you're doing in your latest projects? You know what? Check us out at Comedy Dot TV. We just did a new show called Comedy Dot TV, which I'm really excited about because it's basically comics doing stand up comedy, and that's rare on broadcast television, right? So it's, you know, we shot our first six shows at the Burrow Theatre and Whitney Cummings host that she did a terrific, really funny. She's very funny. She's very smart looking, too. Yep, she's good looking and she did a great job. And we had forty two comics come through and do six shows, and it was hilarious. And that's what's needed. Comics just need a place to go and do stand up and be funny. So much like Jimmie J.J. Walker did for you many years ago and Letterman and Leno, you're now in Johnny Carson and your comics just need a spot. Listen, you know somebody who walked in who? I'm a huge fan of David Alan Grier. And let me just tell you something that show that he did. Chocolate news on Comedy Central was the best show on that network in the history of that network. And I'm telling you that because I have seen a lot of comedy and I made it a point to TiVo that show and to watch that show. And for them to cut that show loose just shows that it's blatant racism. Yeah, sure. So finally, and it was a quick look. Let me just tell you that show was hilarious from top to bottom. And David just did a phenomenal job. And, you know, shame on them for canceling that show. I don't care what it costs. That was a funny, funny show. And David Alan Grier will be back stronger than ever. That's right. To borrow David Alan, it's just wandered into the studio. So we're going to take a little break and then we'll bring we'll bring Daggone now. That's a separate podcast, so you can enjoy that in the upcoming days. I want to thank Byron Allen for coming in here and until next time, this round call for Byron Allen, My Good Buddy, The Wiz, and Mike Chaffee saying Mahalo. I'll write those, Byron Allen, try to school at them on how to be a impresario billionaire. Hope you guys enjoy today's episode? Until next week and get on. It's Black Friday. A little birdie told me very have some fob deals. Oh yeah. Like what? 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