
Latest Episodes

Nov 03, 2026 · 1H 2M
Bitch Bible Classics: Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1
Jackie's taking two weeks off waiting for demon seed #2, so Dr. Schimmel is in session and she is not holding back.

Oct 29, 2026 · 23M
Bump Bible: Everything’s About to Change… Again
38 weeks and Jackie is on the home stretch. She’s tootling, she’s baking, she’s redecorating, and doing anything but sitting still.

Oct 27, 2026 · 1H 2M
I Can See Everything
Jackie is fresh from seeing the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, explains dark energy, and Clyde motorboats Heather McMahan.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Freestyle: Use code BIBLE to…

Oct 22, 2026 · 24M
Bump Bible: Not a Bottle, Not a Swaddle
Week 36 and shit's getting real. Jackie is working the Schimmel Swindle on Clyde, has plans to redecorate the hospital's birthing suite, and could be…
Top Episodes

2026-06-16 08:00:00
Ugly, Fat, Poor
Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

2026-06-09 08:00:00
Future Rich with Haley Sacks
Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

2026-06-02 08:00:00
Red Flags with Jared Freid
Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

2026-05-19 08:00:00
AcTuALLy
Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…
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1H 1M·Oct 20
I Don't Fucking Care
Jackie is experiencing PTSD flashbacks to last year’s backyard flood and discusses Selma Blair’s biting habit, flashes her hot gardener, and crafts the perfect awkward…

45M·Oct 17
Bitch Bible Classics: Bloated, British, and Bitchy.

23M·Oct 16
Bump Bible: Ma. Ma. Bear.

1H 10M·Oct 13
Call Me Jackeigh

25M·Oct 08
Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel

1H 10M·Oct 06
Cushions in Captivity

23M·Oct 01
Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior

1H 5M·Sep 29
Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow

28M·Sep 24
Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

54M·Sep 22










