
Latest Episodes

Oct 22, 2026 · 24M
Bump Bible: Not a Bottle, Not a Swaddle
Week 36 and shit's getting real. Jackie is working the Schimmel Swindle on Clyde, has plans to redecorate the hospital's birthing suite, and could be…

Oct 20, 2026 · 1H 1M
I Don't Fucking Care
Jackie is experiencing PTSD flashbacks to last year’s backyard flood and discusses Selma Blair’s biting habit, flashes her hot gardener, and crafts the perfect awkward…

Oct 17, 2026 · 45M
Bitch Bible Classics: Bloated, British, and Bitchy.
Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life…

Oct 16, 2026 · 23M
Bump Bible: Ma. Ma. Bear.
Week 33 and Jackie is looking in-credible; the jaw is sharp, she’s glowing, and dreaming of a scarf-clad, post-baby jaunt around Paris, but she’ll settle…
Top Episodes

2026-06-16 08:00:00
Ugly, Fat, Poor
Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

2026-06-09 08:00:00
Future Rich with Haley Sacks
Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

2026-06-02 08:00:00
Red Flags with Jared Freid
Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

2026-05-19 08:00:00
AcTuALLy
Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…
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1H 10M·Oct 13
Call Me Jackeigh
Jackie addresses some nonsense internet backlash, plans the perfect glam lewk, and questions Kelly Clarkson’s sanity.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get…

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Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel

1H 10M·Oct 06
Cushions in Captivity

23M·Oct 01
Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior

1H 5M·Sep 29
Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow

28M·Sep 24
Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

54M·Sep 22
Speedballing

37M·Sep 19
Bitch Bible Classics: Atonement Lewks

23M·Sep 17
Bump Bible: Push It

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