Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say.

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Latest Episodes

Dork Dork 2000

Jul 07, 2026 · 1H 2M

Dork Dork 2000

Jackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde’s role in her recent public nudity, and…

Community in Misery.

Jun 30, 2026 · 1H 7M

Community in Misery.

Jackie’s in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her…

The Patina Princess

Jun 23, 2026 · 1H 13M

The Patina Princess

Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his…

Bitch Bible Classics: $6.66

Jun 20, 2026 · 45M

Bitch Bible Classics: $6.66

Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel…

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Ugly, Fat, Poor

2026-06-16 08:00:00

Ugly, Fat, Poor

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

1H 3M
Future Rich with Haley Sacks

2026-06-09 08:00:00

Future Rich with Haley Sacks

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

1H 2M
Red Flags with Jared Freid

2026-06-02 08:00:00

Red Flags with Jared Freid

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

1H 8M
AcTuALLy

2026-05-19 08:00:00

AcTuALLy

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…

1H 6M
CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings

2024-07-16 10:00:00

CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness?

1H 15M
Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

2019-02-05 06:30:00

Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.

1H 10M
Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

2018-06-20 21:29:35

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish.

1H 10M
Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald

2018-02-27 09:30:00

Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald

Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an…

1H 11M

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A Duplex of Disdain

55M·May 26

A Duplex of Disdain

Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her…

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Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz!

47M·May 23

Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz!

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Hallelujah

1H·May 12

Hallelujah

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The Bitch Wears Prada, Too

57M·May 05

The Bitch Wears Prada, Too

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You Good Girl?

56M·Apr 28

You Good Girl?

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Blonde on Blonde Crime

56M·Apr 21

Blonde on Blonde Crime

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Bitch Bible Classics: Long Shame Strategy

41M·Apr 18

Bitch Bible Classics: Long Shame Strategy

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You Don’t Deserve Her

1H 1M·Apr 14

You Don’t Deserve Her

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This Is Me Trying

57M·Apr 07

This Is Me Trying

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An-tweaking

53M·Mar 31

An-tweaking

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