Bitch Bible

Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say.

Latest Episodes

Bitch Bible Classics:  Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1

Nov 03, 2026 · 1H 2M

Bitch Bible Classics: Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1

Jackie's taking two weeks off waiting for demon seed #2, so Dr. Schimmel is in session and she is not holding back.

Bump Bible: Everything’s About to Change… Again

Oct 29, 2026 · 23M

Bump Bible: Everything’s About to Change… Again

38 weeks and Jackie is on the home stretch. She’s tootling, she’s baking, she’s redecorating, and doing anything but sitting still.

I Can See Everything

Oct 27, 2026 · 1H 2M

I Can See Everything

Jackie is fresh from seeing the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, explains dark energy, and Clyde motorboats Heather McMahan.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Freestyle: Use code BIBLE to…

Bump Bible: Not a Bottle, Not a Swaddle

Oct 22, 2026 · 24M

Bump Bible: Not a Bottle, Not a Swaddle

Week 36 and shit's getting real. Jackie is working the Schimmel Swindle on Clyde, has plans to redecorate the hospital's birthing suite, and could be…

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Ugly, Fat, Poor

2026-06-16 08:00:00

Ugly, Fat, Poor

Jackie’s back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris’ media appearances, and Kathleen.

58M
Future Rich with Haley Sacks

2026-06-09 08:00:00

Future Rich with Haley Sacks

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially…

56M
Red Flags with Jared Freid

2026-06-02 08:00:00

Red Flags with Jared Freid

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared’s new book Walking Red…

1H 2M
AcTuALLy

2026-05-19 08:00:00

AcTuALLy

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates…

1H 6M

More Episodes

I Don't Fucking Care

1H 1M·Oct 20

I Don't Fucking Care

Jackie is experiencing PTSD flashbacks to last year’s backyard flood and discusses Selma Blair’s biting habit, flashes her hot gardener, and crafts the perfect awkward…

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1H 1M
Bitch Bible Classics: Bloated, British, and Bitchy.

45M·Oct 17

Bitch Bible Classics: Bloated, British, and Bitchy.

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Bump Bible: Ma. Ma. Bear.

23M·Oct 16

Bump Bible: Ma. Ma. Bear.

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Call Me Jackeigh

1H 10M·Oct 13

Call Me Jackeigh

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Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel

25M·Oct 08

Bump Bible: The Anemic Angel

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Cushions in Captivity

1H 10M·Oct 06

Cushions in Captivity

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Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior

23M·Oct 01

Bump Bible: Gestational Diabetes Warrior

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Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow

1H 5M·Sep 29

Effortlessly Cool with Heather Dubrow

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Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

28M·Sep 24

Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

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Speedballing

54M·Sep 22

Speedballing

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