Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Oct 21, 2026 · 1H 10M
412: Reviews of Ant Farms
I'm going to bury you with your comrades.We're on tour! Get your tickets for our remaining Louisville & Nashville shows at beachtoosandy.comGo to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for…
Oct 14, 2026 · 39M
411: Reviews of Olive Garden
Does your eggplant come with skin?Nutrafol is offering our listeners $15 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter…
Oct 07, 2026 · 1H 9M
410: Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse
I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear.Listen to Who Shat on the Floor at my Wedding?
Sep 30, 2026 · 51M
409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers
A belly full of white dog turds.Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and…
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