Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Nov 11, 2026 · 57M
415: Reviews of Antique Stores
Too bad Thanksgiving.We're still on tour! Get tickets for our Nashville show at www.beachtoosandy.com.Go to dipseastories.com/beach for your first week free - then 25% off.Get…
Nov 04, 2026 · 1H 4M
414: Reviews of Lunchboxes
Devilish meat bucket tins.See us live in Nashville! Get your tickets at www.beachtoosandy.com.Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster.
Oct 28, 2026 · 1H
413: Reviews of Board Games
Five very impressive large molded dolphins.We have one last stop on our tour... Nashville!! Buy tickets at beachtoosandy.comShop now at fabletics.com/beach to get 70–80% off…
Oct 21, 2026 · 1H 10M
412: Reviews of Ant Farms
I'm going to bury you with your comrades.We're on tour! Get your tickets for our remaining Louisville & Nashville shows at beachtoosandy.comGo to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for…
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