Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Aug 19, 2026 · 38M
403: Reviews of The Container Store
Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container.Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to quince.com/beachtoosandy.
Aug 12, 2026 · 57M
402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Even Kazoo people use toothpaste.Follow Roz on Instagram @Rozhernandez and check out "Peeing in an Empty Bottle"!For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my…
Aug 05, 2026 · 54M
401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers
Two people wanted to vomit and no one did.For a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot order PLUS get a free item in…
Jul 29, 2026 · 1H
400: Reviews of Summer Camps
If they don't care about ducks, they don't care about you either.All you need is the idea.
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