Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Sep 30, 2026 · 51M
409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers
A belly full of white dog turds.Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and…
Sep 23, 2026 · 1H
408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
I hate when they put wang in my food.Follow Michelle on Instagram at @michcoll or @The Michelle Collins ShowWe're going on tour!
Sep 16, 2026 · 43M
407: Reviews of Deodorant
A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus free…
Sep 09, 2026 · 42M
406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try.
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