Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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Sep 09, 2026 · 42M
406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try.
Sep 02, 2026 · 56M
405: Reviews of Mini Golf
Just a bunch of angry elves.Support Smoking Werewolf Productions here: https://gofund.me/5766bf50dFor a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item…
Aug 26, 2026 · 44M
404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)
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Aug 19, 2026 · 38M
403: Reviews of The Container Store
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