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Stassi
01:04:17 8/21/2015

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Straight Up with Stassie. Hi, everyone. I'm Stassie Schroeder. She's the star of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip, relationships. Stassie's new podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it. I wanna give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any topic. Because that's what I do best, judge. This is straight up with Stassie. Hey, everyone. It's straight up with Stassi. I'm Stassi Schroeder. It's a really exciting day today because I have, like, a really old friend on today. Oldest friend. Oh, one of my oldest friends, what we've known each other since we were, like, 5th I was 15 or 14. Yeah. Like, a really long time. Over 10 years now. Yeah. Ew. Like, 12 years? That's disgusting. Like, I never thought I was gonna get to the point where, like, I'd be like, yeah. I've been friends with this person for 12 years. Like, I thought I would have, like, 3 kids by now. I will say one of my oldest memories is stalking, Jonathan Reese Myers. Jonathan Reese Myers. Oh my god. Okay. So you guys are just gonna have to deal with, like, the airplanes because we wanted to do the podcast outside. And I feel like every 4 minutes, there's gonna be another airplane flying by. But okay. So this is Jesse Egan. Hi. Just, you know, let me introduce you to everyone. We were musical theater weirdos. You I mean, you can still kind of are a musical theater weirdo. I just appreciate musical theater now. But I'm, like, not a weirdo because I'm not, like, really in it anymore. I don't I'm I'm more of a I I think I'm on the same page with you. I don't think I get up and start singing anytime soon. No? No. No. You don't like when you see, like, musical theater people, like, do you feel like one with them? Because now I feel like you guys are weird. And one thing sorry. I tell this to all my guests. You have to just keep your microphone by your mouth and make sure you're talking loud into it because no one will be able to hear you. And that's a sad thing. See? Talk louder. That's a sad thing. That's a sad. That's just that there's that musical theater voice That baritone. Projection. Don't you feel like when you meet musical theater people, like, they're just, like, a little weird? Oh, a 100%. I feel really judgy right now. But here's the funny thing. Since moving to LA and meeting musical theater people, now they're all, I don't know. It's as weird it's as weird, like, all the weird kids have seemed to be, like, become the cool kids. Maybe I'm just a weird kid. But I think you're cool. And now I think I'm cool. Yeah. But I'm not a musical theater kid anymore. Yeah. So, like We're we're we're weirdos. Did I just say I think I'm cool? I think you did. Yeah. But that's all that matters. As long as you think I'm cool. Binge watched The Bachelor in Paradise on a regular basis. You I can't be that cool. I mean, I ate Jack in the Box in bed last night, so I'm way cool. Oh my god. I missed that. Can I just say, like, lately, for the past 3 weeks, I've just been starving myself and eating only one meal a day and only drinking vodka soda as my alcoholic beverage of choice? Calories. Yes. You gotta be smart with them. It's so f**king annoying, and it's hard. It's hard. And I get mean, you know? And I feel like maybe I've lost £5. Like, things aren't as easy as they used to be. No. No. No. I took a I took a martial arts class the other day. Literally, for 4 days, my whole body hurt. Right? Yeah. And you work out, I feel like Yeah. On a regular basis. I have a week still. Oh my I need to start working out. I think that's just, like, people who work out obviously look better and live longer. Oh, that's oh, I don't know. I'm I don't I haven't died in the last 9 months. So Well, that's there we go. There you go. It's working. But so, Jesse, actually, I I don't know if all of you guys know this, that I'm from New Orleans. So we grew up in New Orleans together. And I went to an all girls Catholic school, and I was president of the drama club, NBD. No big deal. Hashtag NBD. And so in order to get, like, guys to, like, come do our plays and musicals with us, we had to, like, get, like, just random dudes from other schools to, like, come in and audition to because Yeah. Otherwise, it would be, like, a bunch of of Catholic lesbians, like, just acting like dudes. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. So you came in. And I the scandal, I don't know if you remember, is that I had dropped out by that point. So I wasn't affiliated with any school. That's right. He he tried because he was, like, a badass in high school. And so, yeah, he dropped out. And so, of course, sister Camille Anne, all of this or the nuns at our school were, like, I don't know if if if he's allowed to actually but, like, really? Really? We're gonna discriminate against a dropout right now? Would you rather one of us girls act like a boy and make out with each other on stage? What would you prefer, none? And I want everybody to keep in mind that me and Stassi were lovers Oh, so cute. You broke my heart in that show. Because I ran away with your sister. You know what? I'm gonna, like, put once this podcast airs, I'm gonna post an old photo of that so people can see what we're talking about. I hope I have them with me. I think I do. I remember was a couple years ago you actually watched it. Do you remember? That was, like, 5 years ago. Yeah. I would love to watch that now. Because everybody does you need to see pale, dark haired Stasi. Pale. And then you were you're wearing that wig, that little, like, bowl cut wig. Bowl cut wig with chinless, like Chinless. White of brown. And I've always looked amazing. So you can put that in. You really have. You have always looked. You never went through an awkward phase. No. I was just skinny. Yeah. God. That's lucky. I wish I was, like, one of those people that was just born skinny and remained skinny. Yeah. But I'm a dude. I'm not supposed to be, like, all All what? Skinny. Oh, that's in. That's in. Listen. Wanna be a YSL model? Dolce and Gabbana? I think I think those guys have to be to lose some more weight. I don't know about that. Oh. But yeah. So we became really, really close and, became theater neat nerds together. You're my little partner in crime. Yeah. You know? I even let him dye a white streak in my hair. I looked like a skunk. But in our defense, I was really cool back then. You were cool? Or that was cool? That was cool. You really thought that I my jet black hair with a white stripe, me showing up to my all girls Catholic school, I looked like like a meth head. Like, I'm sorry. Like, I I looked like a skunk. Yeah. But it upped your weirdo factor. That's what you wanted. That's true. I just wanted to be weird. Yeah. A 100%. Why did we wanna be weird? I don't know. Like, I remember I used to come to school with, like, tarot cards and be, like, I can do tarot card readings for you. And I was full of s**t. Like, I had no idea how to do them. But I would, like, go to up to people and, like like, pretend to do it. Well, I think I think once you realize that, like, you're not going to be, like, a cheerleader or, like, cheerleader or, like, a football player, you're, like, alright. Well, this is what I got. Yeah. This is what I'm gonna sell, and I'm gonna go for it. That's true. Like, I'm we have to be extreme about stuff. Like, we have to commit. You know? We can't just, like, go, like, down the middle and be, like, well, you know, I could be a little Abercrombie and Fitch average. Nope. Nope. You need to either be, like, totally hot cheerleader cool or, like, a freaking weirdo. Yeah. And I vote for weirdo. So all those kids out there, be the weirdo. Yeah. Be the weirdo. You know what? You know why? It builds character. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I forgot who said it, but all the they say something about, like, to all the weirdos out there, just think of these days of, like, when you're, like, alone at home, this is your time to, like, study, like, pop culture. So then when you go into world, you're, like, a badass who, like, knows all this s**t. Yeah. Because being a weirdo requires you to form, like, an awesome personality. Yeah. So I think that's just why we're both so amazing. Yeah. Basically. Oh my god. Those were the days. They were easier. They were so easier. And you remember senior prom? So he went with me to my senior prom. Mhmm. And, of course, we wanted to f**k s**t up. And so we went and got him a white tuxedo Yeah. That he tie dyed. And it looked really cool. It looked really It looked really cool. I have to show I have to upload that photo too. Yeah. And they almost didn't let us in in because they the nuns that we were making a mockery of a Catholic school prom. Which we were. Well yeah. Yeah. But it my in my defense, I'm like, no. We just have style. Like, are you really discriminate against tie dye? Like, tie dye? That's on the rules. It's definitely not in the non rule book. Yeah. And they were mad that I had cleavage. And I'm like, that's cool. That girl with, like, full like, size a boobs is wearing a dress all the way down to her navel, and you don't care. But because my boobs are, like, triple d's, like, I can't even have, like, a hint of a boob cleavage. No ma No matter what? I don't know. You know, I'm really good at, like, strapping them down. Not today, but, like, I have those bras to where, like, you know, it makes it look like I'm flat. I used to tape them down. Was it that movie Now and Then Yes. Which used to tape them? That was me. Yeah. Except I didn't turn into a lesbian. Yeah. That was such a great movie. That was a good movie. I'm so glad you're here. So he's moved from New Orleans to LA, and he is now here with me living in a house which is baller. What's up? Even though it's in the valley, but it's a house. It's a valley house. That's really cool. And this beautiful backyard that I love to come and sit at and chain smoke and relax. Okay. That's what you need to quit. That's fine. That's the step. Yeah. That's definitely the next step. Because you're sober now. So you've real I've been joking about, like, rock bottom. And okay. Let me just tell, like, let me just tell a funny story real fast. It'll actually only take, like, 3 minutes, and it might not even be that funny. So I went to Palm Springs this past weekend. I don't know who chooses actually to go to Palm Springs during the month of August because it was of course, I do because it was like nothing I've ever experienced. It was 118 degrees outside. Well, because you I'm assuming you looked at your weather channel app or something and said, hey. It's the hottest it's ever been in LA. Maybe I should go to the desert. Right. Maybe that's a good idea. I I I should have done that. I I should have done that. No. I just thought, Palm Springs weekend getaway. This will be so much fun. Nope. I literally sat there panicking in the whole car ride. Like, I'm scared. Like, I was like, I'm scared. I feel like the outside looks like Mars. And the second that I get out of the car, I it's gonna be like stepping out onto Mars without a suit. Like, that's what I felt like. You're gonna melt away. And that's what happened. I, like, would count like, countdown, like, 3, 2, 1. And I would get up and run to the next place that I had to go in, just any place that had air conditioning, and then run back in the car that had air conditioning. Like, I I couldn't be outside. It was the most miserable experience in my life. Well and as someone who lives in the valley, which is, if you don't know, is sweltering. So hot. But it's I'm sorry. There's nothing that compares to a 118 degrees. No. We had to take all of our belongings because we had to get ready somewhere before we got to, like, the place we were staying. And so we just took all of our belongings out because we didn't want our computers to melt. Oh, yeah. We didn't want, like, all of our s**t to melt. Like, we like, I could've f**king fried an egg on the ground with this heat. So we took our makeup bags and went to a random bar where there's tons of, like, old ladies and old men. And we're sitting here, us, like, 3 girls doing our makeups looking like some freaking high class hooker s**t. Yeah. Like, trying some thuds, trying to steal some husbands. It was so embarrassing. So I'm like, oh my god. What is happening to me? I haven't had a place to live in months. I keep having to, like, get ready at Rite Aid or, like, my eyebrows are turning black. And, like, if you would have listened to any of my other podcasts, people will know what you're talking about. Like, what more? I am now finding myself in the middle of a bar doing my makeup. These women are looking at me like I'm gonna steal their husbands. I wanted to just, like, wave a white flag and be like, seriously not here for you guys. But I'm like, I can't leave because I can't step outside. It's too hot. Every time I stepped outside, if I walked one block, it felt it was like a mind body, like, emotional experience. Like like, I ran a mile and just had communion and, like, I I didn't it was, like, everything in my my brain, like, went flat. Like, I just took a drug or something. It was, like, everything like, I I could not function as a human being in this heat. But it's funny that because coming from New Orleans, the humidity, the heat and the humidity It's a different type of heat. Yeah. I'm used to humidity. So I'm used to hot. But what's the what's the hottest it gets in New Orleans? Like, 95 Yeah. Humid. You know what I mean? This was 118 dry. I it was just like, who the f**k may like, god. When you were making this earth, like, why'd you make Palm Springs? I didn't understand. People live there. And how do people live there? It was crazy. Yeah. Even when I got in the pool, I was sweating. I was hot tub. It was it it was the hot tub. It was a hot tub. So I was sweating in the pool. And so that was my little rock bottom moment for this weekend. But, I mean, I haven't experienced rock bottom like you have. I mean Yeah. Yeah. It was a it's it's funny because your your rock bottom isn't always, like, for me, like, I thought I had, like, the worst time in my life, and then, like, it wasn't. No. That's what always yeah. It's, like, every time you think that it's the worst, there's something else happens to where you're like, f**k me. That was not the worst. Yeah. s**t can always get worse. Yeah. Definitely. And it's it's funny because as as you briefly said, I'm sober now, and I'm this weird kind of, like I'm this weird sober that's, like it wasn't it was never this, like, drama. It was never, like, go to rehab or, like, go to AA. It was just I, like, woke up one morning, and I thought to myself, I just don't want to anymore. Really? Yeah. And why? Because, I mean, you were the first person to literally get me drunk. He took me to, a bar in the French court. It was on Bourbon Street. A bar on Bourbon Street and literally just handed me, like, every type of alcohol, every type of shot. I was, like, 15 years old. I didn't understand it. I threw up in the limo inside the limo everywhere, the poor man who had to, like, clean that up. I had my friends sticking their fingers down my throat and then I passed out at your house and, like, my parents didn't know where I was. It was bad. So are you saying all of your debauchery? It you started it. I started it. You are the reason that I'm an alcoholic Well functioning You're welcome. Alcoholic. You're welcome. I'm sorry that I sold you out now. I'm sorry that I'm fun. Sorry. I'm fun. Yeah. I just I realized that I had these big dreams and nothing was actually happening. So if so something was obviously I wasn't doing something right in the world. Like, I wasn't working towards the dreams correctly. So I looked at my life and I said, what in the what in my life doesn't make me happy? Like, what doesn't what doesn't make me a better person? So if I wake up in the morning and there's something that makes me a better person, there's something that doesn't make me a better person. And usually, I was picking the thing that didn't make me a better person. I always do. Yeah. I decided I cut that out. I just said, I'm not gonna do that anymore. I was in a relationship. Didn't make me a better person. So I had to get out of that. Going out and drinking every night wasn't making me a better person. But it's fun. And I think that people are here. We are put on this earth to also have fun. No. And I and I and I will always a 100% say that I think that I get it. I mean, f**k. I'm a bartender right now. I completely get it. I get I get and I think there are but for me personally and I and I say this not trying to down people who drink at all because I'm like, no. Go do it. It's fun. It's I get it. For me, personally, it just didn't serve a purpose anymore. And you don't miss it? No. No. I go out, and I have a lot of fun because I would just I I I think a lot of my life was revolved around insecurities. So drinking just brought out these insecurities. So then I wasn't even having fun. I was just, like, sitting at a party, drunk, wondering why everyone was staring at me. Are you sure you weren't high? But you know what I mean? I just felt like people were judging me, which, I mean, if they were, that's cool. But, like Yeah. But now I go out and I I'm like, I know who I am, and I can be more charming. I can be in the moment. I can meet new people and not be, like, scared and See? Like sad. I don't think I'm as fun or, like, funny or charming as I am when I'm drinking. No. You should completely always drink. Yeah. Like, right now, I'm sober. Right? Meaning, like, this is the I've never done my podcast totally sober. We're drinking water right now. And I'm like I put it in a wine glass for her so she looks at it. Like, I feel something. You know? Maybe some residual drug. A bag a placebo effect or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. First time doing the pod and I don't I never feel, like, as entertaining as if I am when I'm drinking. Yeah. I mean but that's that's I think that has to do a lot with Me being insecure? No. No. I don't know about insecure. I think it's more it's your perception of yourself. I mean, once you do, like I mean, there are, like, actors out there who have these superstitions who are, like, I don't know. I don't have a concrete example, but, like, I concrete example, but, like, I I can't give a good performance unless I, like, do a, b. It's like, no. You can. But now you've just gotten in your head so much that you're gonna self sabotage yourself if you don't do those things just to kinda prove the point. Totally. I get that because last year, I've because I've said this before. Last year when I, like, stopped taking Adderall, I was so it was during filming Vanderpump season 3 last year. Last year. Yeah. And I was terrified that I wasn't gonna be good. Like, I was terrified that I would just, like, wouldn't be able to be on or, like, be able to be funny or or any of that stuff. And then, like, I slowly found out, like, no. I'm actually better when I'm not I'm I'm, like, more with it. And then and it definitely is a you have to kind of relearn. You have to kinda relearn how, like, almost who you are. And that's what I did. I took, like I didn't I stopped drinking and I didn't go out for, like, 6 months. I just, like, I started working out and I started, like, reading about spirituality. And I just I decided for the first time in my life, I'm gonna, like, sit by myself, and I'm gonna figure out who do I want to be in life. Like, who are the people I look up to, and who who do I do I admire? And what are those attributes? And who am I? And how do I fit into this world? And then you can go out. And then now I go out and I feel great because I can go out into the world, and I have a concrete idea. I know who I am. I know who I stand for. Yeah. And there's not much that can waver that. My god. You're so wise. You're so evolved. Why are you friends with me? I don't know. Just so pretty. Do so thanks. No problem. Sometimes do you, like, when you see me, be like, why? I should probably delete her number. No. I will I will say I'm a I recently told somebody this. One of my greatest attributes and flaws is that I'm just hard headed. So, like, even, like, even I will I'm a I'm a ride or die kind of person. So, like, there's nothing you can do. I will always, like, have your back no matter what. Remember when you tried to get me to go to rehab? Yeah. That was a dark time. Those were dark days. I've, like, referenced those times on the podcast when I get, like, serious. So I guess we're getting serious right now, so we can talk about them. But, yeah, when I was, like, major, like, drugs, alcohol Yeah. Psychotic, drinking and driving too and just, like, going nut. I was just I was a crazy person. Yeah. And for anybody who watched the show and thinks that Stasi has these big birthday parties, she doesn't. You don't know old school where she got real crazy. Yeah. Yeah. My birthday parties were so much more hardcore. But I remember, like, sitting outside of our apartment and you were just, like, you are gonna die and you need to do something. And I don't remember what I did after that. I don't either. Did I just, like, will not listen to you? I think I've yelled at you and told you to leave. I think that probably was it. Because that's what psycho people do when they're not ready to Yes. To get there. But and and and that's and that's all I could do, you know what I mean, as a friend. Yeah. I mean, but also at the end of the day, like, who the f**k was I to you know what I mean? Like, I wasn't That's true. I'm like, but you're drinking right now. How can you tell me that? You're a f**king wreck. You have a glass of vodka in your hand. How are you telling me I need to go to rehab? At least listen. At least neither of us ever had to go to rehab. No. s**t could've been worse. s**t could've been worse. And and, you know, and I'm very grateful. And, like, with what what all I just said, like, I don't think I think I have it very easy. I think there are people out there who have it very, very hard, and I'm grateful that I didn't have to go down that path. And it it's a very scary thing. And I went down a very similar path, but with mental illness, and that's gonna Yeah. Super deep. But it is it's a hard it's a hard thing, and you have to figure it out. You have to figure out how it can work in your life. So how is, like, dating when you're sober? It's weird because it's it Because it freaks the other person. Out. Yeah. But because I don't think and I'm in no offense. I don't think I could date somebody who was sober because I it would make me feel like I'm uncomfortable doing the things that I normally do Exactly. In front of that person. And I and I would say that there's there's levels to it in a sense. There's, like I mean, I don't I I can very much be around like, I don't mind people drinking, and I think it's fun and blah blah blah, all that. But, like, I don't think I would ever date somebody who's, like, doing cocaine in the bathroom. I mean, that's a bit much. That's a that's a I'm I'm not talking Coke. No. We're not talking drugs. Yeah. But, like, casual drinking and yeah. Yeah. No. But has that ever been an issue lately? Like You I I think people very quickly realize that they have a sober driver all the time. It's called Uber. Who's You're no longer valuable. I'm your Uber you get to make out with. That's true. The hot Uber that you get to make out with. Yeah. Okay. There you go. I get that. Yeah. It's always it well, you know what the weirdest thing? It's weird for, like, first dates. Because because nowadays, like, people don't go to dinner on 1st dates. They don't happy hour or you go get drinks. And it's, like, well, there's a weird do I, like, tell a person? Do I upfront be, like, hey I'm on a cleanse. I can't that's what I should start doing. It's like, I'm on a cleanse and then, like I'm on a bunch of detox right now. Yeah. And, like, let it out, like, you know, like, 3 weeks. Like, wait for them to, like, really like you first and trick them. Perfect. I mean That's what it's all about. Just tricking people into liking you. I talked to I talked about that on my last podcast. I'm, like, when is it appropriate to let your crazy out? Like, a month, 3 months, 6 months, a year? Like, how like, when's the right time to wait? I I You have to trick life is about tricking people into liking you. Yeah. I I I come from the school of I feel like you should just, like, let that freak flag fly up front. Granted, you're not gonna probably have as many dates. Yeah. But The ones that you do get, they're gonna be like, oh, you're you're a f**king weirdo, and I like that. And you're like, cool. Let's talk about, like, blood and guts and then Disneyland. Yeah. Well, that wasn't the type of freak flag I was talking about. I mean, just like, I'm a stalker girlfriend and I'm gonna find you wherever you are. I'm gonna start crying. And I'm gonna I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry on the first thing. I'm gonna cry when we first kiss and, like, I mean, like, that type of weird out. Like, the girl is, like, no. You can't go out with your friends. It's it's Sunday night. It's it's it's our night. It's a it's one of our nights. It but but but every single night's our night. But Sunday's, like, the main one. Like, I mean, like, that kind of crazy live together. We see each other every day. No. But today is special. Yes. It's like Sunday. It's Sunday fun day. You wanna why don't you have Sunday fun day with me? Gosh. Don't you wanna, like, get on the couch with me and just, like, watch, like, you know, Real World? I'm kidding. I don't even I I don't know. I don't watch that show. It was just, like, the first show that, like, popped in my head. Because, like, that's what I feel like a psycho girl would say. Yeah. She would no. No. No. She doesn't wanna watch Real World. She wants to watch, like, season 2 of Real World. Like, let's binge watch Real World season 2 That's true. Where the girl gets, like, slapped in the face. Old school stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Baby, which show should be our new show? I'm guilty of that. See, I've gotten I've gotten way better with my crazy. I used to be the craziest of the crazy, and you know and you witnessed some crazy a*s s**t I've done with my boyfriends. Yes. What's, like, some of the crazy in I as as ride or die in her defense, you do date some crazy f**king people. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. What's one the craziest things that you can say that's, like, not so, like, hardcore that you could remember? Like, they won't freak people out. Like I don't know. They're all pretty hardcore. Do you remember I cut my hair once? Where did you cut your hair at all? Cut my hair. I was so angry, and I had long and I had dyed my hair, like I I was actually, like, really hot at this point. I was, like, really skinny and had dark brown. I dyed my hair dark brown. It was, like, really long. And one of my boyfriends just, like, was being a dick and did not come home and was just treating me like s**t. He was probably, like, one of the I've had some really bad ones. Yeah. And You you you have you date the ones who are, like, the most, like, charming people in the world. Yeah. And then, like, behind the door, they're just, like, crazy. Yeah. I feel like I feel bad because, like, Patrick aside because finally someone met Patrick. Yeah. So I'm not So finally, like, nothing to do with Patrick. Yeah. No. These are, like, my my 4 previous boyfriends before him that we're talking about that he has witnessed. He's witnessed a few of them, but I I yeah. He he upset me so much, and I, like, thought he was just, like, out cheating, which he probably was because they always were That seems logical. Order for me to just, like, get anger out, I just literally cut my hair off. That seems logical. You see, that's crazy. That seems super logical. Did you know now when he came home, were you holding the hair crying? I don't remember. I hope you were. I know. I just I remember being crying and sitting on the couch and just, like I remember a lot of crying from you. Oh my god. So much crying. I hear you're I like, basically, I remember, like, you crying and being at the Roosevelt. That's basically what I remember about Yeah. Because you live right up the street. So it was either pool at the Roosevelt or that 24 hour diner. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Wow. This is a loud one. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Sorry. We just really wanna be outside. It's super magical. I wish you could be here. Yeah. It really is. But yes. Yeah. So this was, like, 7 years 6 or 7 years ago. Yes. Yeah. I lived, like, right died here first. Yeah. And then you moved out here. And so we're here together for, like, 2 years. Yeah. And then you moved back to New Orleans. Then I moved back. But during that time, I lived, like, in Hollywood Hollywood, like, behind the grommets theater. Highland. Yes. Like, right there. And so I was either crying in my apartment or at the in my apartment or at the Roosevelt. And you'd always you'd always just, like you'd, like, click you out from the window. You just, like, hang out the window and, like because you had to have the, like, gate open. Yeah. So you just, like, hang out. Hang out the window clicking people. Smoking. Smoking a cigarette. Oh my god. I'm I'm disgusting. Oh, those were the days. Those were the days. You know, sometimes I just wanna go back and, like, relive the fun parts of those days and, like, shake myself and be like, you could be so much cooler Yeah. If you were just normal. Yeah. Yeah. If you just got your s**t together. It's a process. It really is a process. Alright. And with that, we'll take a break. Yes. I need to cool down from this this rock bottom crazy a*s almost going to rehab talk. Alright, guys. So I have actually something exciting with one of my sponsors, because I am doing a giveaway. And this actually, like, could, like, have something to do with you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Mac Weldon, the nicest underwear. I swear it's men's underwear. I'm gonna have to give you some. I I love underwear. Because I've been staying like, I gave some to Patrick, and it's just, like, really, like, chic, like, nice material. Like, basically, it looks like underwear that, like, a guy who is, like, a lawyer and, like, has his s**t together wears. Just you know what? At the end of the day, underwear underwear and socks, guys. Just like That's it's, like, so freaking important. Yeah. It's it's, like, it's what Christian Grey would say. Do you know what I mean? Underwear and and they do sell socks, actually. Yeah? Yeah. Mack Weldon does. So, basically, I wanna do a change his underwear, like, competition. Okay? So any of you girls out there, like, I I I've said, like, I'm staying with, like, all my single friends. Mhmm. And, like, they complain that, like, when they are doing, like, they have their their one night stand or, like, finally stories. Like, you know, whatever they do, and they finally get to, like, see a dude. And they're like, oh my god. His underwear was so, like, janky. Like, it's a big deal. It, like, says something about you. Yeah. You know what I mean? And so that's why I was like, I have to come up with an idea to, like, fix underwear for men. And so Mac Walden and I, we came up with this competition where I'm going to invite all of you listeners, okay, to nominate your guy, your boyfriend or whomever to step up their underwear game with Mac Weldon. So basically, what you have to do is post to Twitter or Instagram, tag at Mac Mac Weldon and tag at Stasse Schroeder. So these are the rules. You have to do this. And you could either upload a photo of your boyfriend and his, like, ugly a*s underwear and socks or you can just send a really creative tweet that would make me actually LOL. You know what I mean? L o l. Yes. And I'm gonna pick a winner and then Mac Weldon is going to send your man a bunch of surprise stuff. Isn't that a good idea? That's awesome. See so I I'm gonna get, like, photos of, like, dudes in, like, weird underwear or I'm gonna get, like, really funny tweets. Like, so I'm, like, really interested to, you know To see bunch of to see what's nasty underwear. To see a bunch of nasty underwear. Please no stains. Yes. Keep it keep it. Please don't make me throw up. Like, I Keep it PG. Keep it PG. Not a fan of vomiting. So, like, just, like, don't freak me out. But yeah. So everybody, please try. Again, just, like, so I make the rules clear, you have to tag at macwelden and at stasse Schroeder in the same Twitter post or Instagram post so that we both see it. So that's I'd enter, but my underwear game's on point. So I'll get you some more underwear. I I I can I can get you some stuff? Stassi's trying to get in everybody's pants. I just want everyone to look good, like, underneath their clothes. Yeah. What can I say? You know? It start it starts from the inside out. And the underwear is somewhere in the middle of that. Somewhere in the you're right. It's one of the layers. Absolutely. So get excited, guys. I'm, like, really excited about this idea. Yeah. It's awesome. And I like how we have a guy on because now, like, there's someone who could actually, like, really appreciate it. I'm I'm a little jealous. So yeah. All this rock bottom talk, I know. Lots of it. And I'm sorry if I've seemed, like, may seemed maybe a little, morose. Is that the right word? I think so. Yeah. Melancholy. Maybe not, like, super happy. Just All were all sad words seem to start with m. Why is that? Moody, melancholy. Yeah. That's true. Morbid. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm sorry if I sounded all those m's things. Okay. We just found out this past weekend that there's been a a huge family tragedy and someone I'm very, very, very, very close to, my my most closest person. And I don't wanna say too much because I don't wanna disclose any information that that people aren't okay with, and, eventually, maybe I'll be able to talk about it. But, honestly, like, when you feel like you're hitting rock bottom, I swear to god, it always gets worse or not always gets worse, worse, but there's always something to just knock us, like, right back up to be like, we're so fortunate, and we are so lucky. Like It it's true. I mean, there are so many tragic things that are happening. And until it, like, happens to you, you just, like, don't get it. I almost didn't wanna do this podcast this week because I'm like, how can I be, like, interesting and funny when this is all I can think about? Yeah. But at least I was here with you. Like, having an old friend do this with me made it a lot easier. So thank you for that. It's you have to you have to know that there's there's good. Mhmm. You know what I mean? I mean, there's these horrible things that happen, and there's a lot of horrible things happening in the world. But, like Yeah. There's still a lot of good out there. And I just, like, you know, I I get angry when bad things happen to good people. Yeah. It's, like, why can't, like, bad things happen to, like, the people I don't like? I don't understand. Like, I I really don't get it. Because that's called revengeful. I need to, like, I need to learn to not be revengeful. Okay. Well, with that said, listen. Jesse doesn't know anything about The Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm gonna finish that out on my own. I'm sorry. Because I feel like I could just say a lot of funny things about Bachelor in Paradise. If you had watched it If I had watched it. It's crazy. I wasn't given a homework assignment. Alright? I would've I would've. Okay. Well, next time you do the podcast, I'm I'm gonna give you I'm I'm gonna tell you exactly what to watch. Said watch. Do you even pay attention to, like, pop culture? Yeah. Okay. Well I have Facebook. I'm forced to Okay. Well, you know well, I have an, a segment called What's the Skinny in which I talk about things happening in pop culture, which I was already just gonna devote all to pat Bachelor in Paradise. Is there something going on that is, like, striking your fancy? Something that's, like, interesting right now? Actually, it's I find it very interesting, and I don't know if I already knew this. But on Facebook today, I learned that Jenny interesting, and I don't know if I already knew this. But on Facebook today, I learned that Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins. Everybody knows that. I didn't know that. I thought my god. You're so bad at pop culture. That you're so bad at pop culture. Tell me what's happening in pop culture. Educate me. Well, I feel like today's been the 1st day I haven't been able to, like, fully look at Daily Mail. Do you look at Daily Mail? No. But I'm It's my everything. I know. I've I I I hurried up and listened to I'm the worst friend ever, obviously Yeah. Because I haven't heard the podcast. Yeah. You you don't support me. Well, I'm going to start now. What the heck? I know. I guess the only thing I've learned is that, Kylie and Kendall still have really hot bodies. So, like, that's, like, the only thing I've learned today. I was worried. Yeah. I I was worried that I was too. I was like, you know, like Maybe they woke up, like Maybe they were getting soft and Yeah. No. They're not. So cool. Good for them. Awesome. I'm just sitting here feeling like a rhino looking at my Daily Mail and, like, seeing freaking Kendall's rib cage. Like, what the f**k is that? Okay. They're the new Olsen twins. They are? They are. Are they? Re Is that a thing? They could be a thing. What about Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid? Alright. Do you know who they are? I I only if they get, like, their own, like, like, start doing, like, TV shows. Not like reality shows. Like, TV shows and movies like the Olsen twins used to do. Okay. No. I don't mean, like Gigi and I don't mean Gigi and Bella as, like, the new Olsen twins. I just wanted you to know I wanna know your thoughts. I think Gigi's hot. Okay. She looks good. Gigi is, like, literally I know I always joke about being obsessed with Kylie, but, like, my real obsession is Gigi because I think she's the most beautiful person to walk the earth. But, like, I always feel really bad for Bella because if Gigi didn't exist, Bella would be one of the hottest people to walk the earth. That is true. And it's like, how unfair. You know? Because Bella is still, like, really, really, really hot. But then you got this girl this sister that's, like, really? Yeah. You know? Well, you're either the Gigi or the Bella, I think. Oh my god. Are you the I'm gonna start asking you about that. Are you the Gigi or the Bella? That's funny. Okay. And with that, I can conclude. Hey. Do you want people to follow you on, Instagram? Yes. You can follow me at jessyscotttegan. Do you have Twitter? I do. I have, like I I just got Twitter. So please So help me out with it. It. So what is it? At jessescotttegan. Jessescotttegan. Should we spell it out? Jessescotttegan. S c o t t e g a n. And that's your, like, Mickey Mouse moment. Yeah. It is. And he's a hottie, so look him up. He's doing, like, the Jason Statham thing right now. Shaved head. Yeah. Go check out his photos. What up? Alright. Love you. Thank you so much. It was a pleasure. I'll be back with Bachelor in Paradise. Duh. Duh. Welcome to Play It, a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play dot it. Talking pop culture, reality TV, celebrity gossip, relationships, and more. This is straight up with Stassie. Okay, guys. And, I am back. And like I I said, Jesse doesn't watch Bachelor in Paradise and doesn't pay attention to, like, pop culture really. So I have Rachel O'Brien back with me to talk about Oh my god. All of that stuff because she was somebody that didn't even watch The Bachelor or Bachelor in Paradise, and now she's obsessed. It's fascinating. Yes. Like, those are real people doing those things. Yeah. But, like, before we just started doing the rest of this podcast, we were talking about the fact that the Duggar, Duggar? Duggar? Is it Duggar? I'm not sure. Duggar? It's the craziest and also the least shocking thing I've ever heard. Yes. All at the same time. I screenshotted it. Like, when I saw it on Daily Mail, I was like, are you like, can this get any worse? First of all, what's that website called? Ashley Ashley Madison? Ashley Madison is my worst nightmare. Yeah. Like, I literally my worst nightmare. I'm such a creep that I just wanna, like, I just wanna, like, go on the, like, database now that it's available and just, like, search for people I know just because I'm, like, insane and just be, like, is everyone just wanna make sure everyone's good. Should we do that? Oh, we don't know any married people. Oh, good point. I'm not I don't become friends with them because then it's expensive and then they don't hang out and drink anymore. Yeah. You have to buy them. Get it. Well, clearly, they still find a website to cheat on people. So That's true. That's true. Like Marriage is much more exciting than we thought. You're right. They are more exciting. They're spending what? $1500. What was it? Like, a month or a what? It was a year. A year. But, like, so, like, he he was just He got a guarantee. What does that mean guarantee? So, like, he would get his so it was he paid extra. So the website would guarantee that he had an affair and that if he didn't, then they would give him his money back. So you paid extra to make sure. Shut up. Yeah. It's so creepy. But it's not. Like, do we need to spell it out actually? Like, do I need to what's the name? I think you should explain what happened. Josh Duggar? Yeah. Josh Duggar. So the guy who was the one and I had talked about this on my podcast, like, months months ago. The guy who molested his 2 or a couple of his younger sisters, that whole thing and that's why 19 Kids and Counting was cancelled. So all of that. I I felt like all of that drama was done. That's why the canceled, like weird though too that they were like, we just wanna support our son and, like Yeah. Because it's a f**king cult. We've been past it. Now, like, no, like, that's a big deal. Yes. It's a big deal. I knew, like, we handled it and we sent him off to work and do construction for the summer. Yeah. You know what? New name for, Duggar. What's his name? Josh? Josh Duggar. I'm making sure we're right on his name right now. Charles Manson. K. It's creepy. That's how I feel about it. He this is so inappropriate. He had to have been, like, messed with as a child though. I feel like he's just got, like, some weird creepy, like, sexual I think okay. I have I have 2 things that I think. I think that no like, that's something that you are, like, genetic like, you can't help. Like, you're born being, like, weird like that, like, with, like, weird issues. But then I also think somebody who's already born with these weird sexual issues to be raised in a place where you're told you can't even hold somebody's hand until you're, what, like, engaged or something. What? That is just, like, it's a it literally I'm surprised he hasn't, like, like, become, like, the Unabomber or, like, like But that's usually You know what I mean? Because I I would expect I would expect worse now, actually. Yeah. But it is usually that they, like, they are so against like, he lobbies against, like, same sex marriage and, like, all this stuff because, like, he's it's usually, like, guys that are, like, secretly gay usually normally do that. Really? I didn't know that. I feel like if you're if you're ever so against something, it's usually because it's there's something inside of you that's I guess I hate this. The time. Like, there was a bunch of, like, there was, like, some pastor, like, I don't know, like, a couple years ago who was super anti, like, gay marriage and just, like, hated the gays. And then it came out that he was, like, on Grindr, like, sending, like, shirtless photos to, like, little boys. Yeah. It always comes out like that. It's so weird. Do you think that's, like, I'm, like, so against Jack in the Box. So does that mean you Because I f**king love it. It's the best thing ever. If I could get one of those chicken sandwiches or a cheeseburger And it they have the best ranch at Jack in the Box. So I am like against it. You have to peel off the lid. I love those packages where you have to peel off the lid because it's like the perfect, like like, the the portion is just like and it's so easy to dunk. And so if somebody were to come and be like, hey, help me pick it against Jack in the Box and be like, heck yeah, because I need this to stop. I can't be, like, pressured anymore to, like, go through the drive through. That's a good point. You gotta think about everything that you're super against. What am I super against? I don't know. It would take a while. I mean, it's I mean, think of, like, what you really love that you're not supposed to love that's bad for you. Some bread. Bread. Okay? So basically, if all of a sudden there was like a picketing for, like, hey, no more bread. You'd probably be like, you know what? I think I'm I'm gonna jump on that because it'll only benefit me because I I just can't be tempted anymore. I can't be tempted and this will take away my temptation. Yeah. Okay. That's a good point. So do we get the ducker thing out the way in a way that I never thought we would talk about it? I it's just it's just so intense. Yeah. I wasn't shocked at all. I wasn't shocked but I just I feel so bad for the wife and I don't even think she's made like a a statement or anything. Do they even make statements? He already did. Well, yeah. He apologized. I feel pretty guilty that I've like No. I know. I'm talking about her. She hasn't said anything. She probably doesn't know what she's gonna do yet. Because what if she what if she says divorces isn't isn't allowed. I think she will stand by. I bet she does. Yeah. She'll stand by. I bet she's like, God's gonna save us from this. It's gonna be a Hillary Clinton situation and she's gonna come out on top 10 to 15 years later. I hope so. I'm gonna give her a show. I hope so too. I wanna donate to the fund of Anna Duggar. Absolutely. Like, I just I'm on board with her. I'll I'm gonna tweet this out. He Can we start a fund? He, he I so I after I after it came out, I, like, went to his Twitter and I was going through the photos and I was like, I wonder if you could tell. Like, you know, you like, now that you know then you can, like, see it in someone and he does have, like, a devious look in his eyes. And then he was also wearing an Under Armour shirt, like a very tight Under Armour shirt. I think a photo was like them and their new baby and I was like, yeah. I see it now. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Destined to be a weirdo. That's true. Why didn't How did we miss it this whole time? Why didn't we see that in our boyfriends? Oh, damn it. I don't know. Well, yeah. Actually, we had we had a lot of red flags. Yeah. We just decided to ignore it. See, that's what you do. And that's what what's her name? Wife of creeper. Just she's gotta look back now and be like, oh, god. That was weird when he said he was going to, church and then he stayed till 3 AM and helping he like, he probably said he was, like, helping to build the church. Yeah. And That's true. Came home at 3. And she was like, he's just really dedicated but really he was out like bamboozling with prostitutes. Oh my god. It's so sad. It's really sad. It really is really sad. I feel bad for her. Okay. Well, whatever. Fine. Okay. We got that out of our system. So we're very sensitive to this. We are. I don't I think this is gonna happen to us someday. Well, has it? Hasn't it? I I mean, I don't we we weren't married with children but parts of it has happened to us and I think that's why we're just taking this very very personally. We're taking it seriously. Okay. Bye, Duggar, Duggar, whatever the f. Okay. Bachelor Let's be with you. God. You know what? That would have been like a great time to take a break. It was just like such like a great, like, you know, like, what's that called? Like, when you end something? Segway? No. Like, you know Break? I don't know. Whatever. Okay. Bachelor in Paradise. There's too much for me to say that I actually don't even know where to begin. Should we talk about the headbands first? I just wish they would take them off. It's so distracting. I know. But, like like, I wanna know, like, what the thought process was when they when the girls who are wearing the headbands around their forehead woke up and were like, I think this is a good idea today. They don't even look like like, the one that, crazy bird girl was wearing, it didn't even look like the type of headband that you could put around your head. It was like she was just like I'm gonna wear it here instead of like pulling my bangs back. I'm just gonna move it slightly 3 inches down and put it right across my forehead. I know but I love her. She's actually my favorite. She's hilarious. So I and and this is the thing. I'm not buying it. Actually, you didn't watch the season that she was on and she was Was she just acting? I I think it's yes. Because I'm sorry. And she used to talk to, like, plants and, like, pomegranates and she was just, like, so changed. Exactly. But once you watch yourself on television and, like, your family kinda comes to you and you're like, hey. Maybe you shouldn't, like, act like that again. You kinda get your s**t together for the next show that you're on. I think people can also be such narcissists that they just, like, don't even realize that they're being weird. I mean, she let a parrot crap on her hand and a crab crawl over her body, crawl all over her body. It didn't look like acting. I I agree with you. It's, like, creeping me out. Do you think that's just what she's like when she's drunk and finally she was like, f**k it. Like, I just wanna get drunk? It's possible. They seem drunk the whole time. I'm not judging the entire time. You know, clearly, that's kind of what I'm into but, like It's what we're all into. They they seem so drunk they can't speak most of the time. That's why I like to watch this show. It makes me feel better about myself. Oh, that's smart. Yeah. I mean, because I know that if I went on this show and I know that how much I drink, I would be the sober one. Yeah. I think that they drink more than we do and that's very hard to find. Yes. Exactly. I'm I'm just so surprised at how how much that show, like, shows them in such a bad light. Like, they can't even form words and they will still use, like, a sound bite where they're like, that chick couldn't speak. She was because that's what's amazing about it. Because I would rather see them be like, I couldn't believe that he he just chose her for a little bit when he had told me that, like, he was, like, really into me yesterday instead of I can't believe that he chose her for a date instead of me when he told me he was into me yesterday. How much more entertaining is that? It's true. It's just it's it's painful. It's sad. It's not painful. It's awesome. It's shocking is what it is. Dan's outfit. Dan's date outfit. He was he looked like Geppetto. He looks like he was making was it was Geppetto a shoemaker? He was doing He did look like a shoemaker. He looked like he looked like an old shoemaker. He looked like a shoemaker from the Abbey. I'm sorry. The white button down shirt plastered to his body That's terrible. With the jeans and tucked into the jeans that were tight like, literally was tighter than a freaking bandage dress that I have yet to wear because he can pull it off apparently. He has the confidence. And that girl was so excited to be with him. She was like, he's so handsome. I just can't believe I'm in Mexico with such a handsome guy. I feel sad. Yeah. See, if you think he's handsome when you go back to his dirty apartment when you're not in paradise Do you realize that he lives in his studio in Oklahoma which means that rent is a $150? So you you should probably calm the up down. Steve is that glamorous after you climb that stupid ladder that didn't go to anywhere. Yeah. That ladder was so annoying. She was like, let's climb it. Like, what was with the ladder? Apparently to see the view and it was dark, you couldn't see anything anyways. There was no point. It was one of those like like little kitschy things that, like, a reality show does. You'd be like, oh, this will be fun and different and it's like, no. It literally served no purpose at all. So maybe Maybe still there to me. Not. That show is and the crying. The crying is a big deal. Is it Ashley I? Ashley I cries the most. She wails. She doesn't cry. She wails as if as if someone died in front as if it's she's in The Godfather and someone was shot in front of her. She's, like, wailing. Yeah. No. She cries the way that I do when I'm by myself. I don't even believe you cry that hard. I can do it. Over what? I've been known to do it. Over what? Your sister was carrying or or rolling a suitcase over sand that isn't supposed to be rolled over sand. She's going, all I can say is that I'm good at wailing. Listen, I'm trying to out myself right now. But would you do it on national television? I'm have I? I don't I don't think so. I don't know if I've wailed. Geez, wailed. I mean, I've cried a lot on TV but, like, I have been known to do it at home to, like, literally let out, like, sounds that aren't normal. Do you feel stupid afterwards? You're just like, I'm a a f**king idiot. Oh my god. Now that I'm thinking back on it, I'm like the people, the roommates that were around They're just like, ah, Jax broke up with me. And now you're like, oh, thank god. Oh my God. I can't. Okay. Anyway, Ashley, I I feel bad for your wailing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've said your sister left. I've said your sister left. She seems like a good ally. Really? But hold on. The fact that she carried on the mistress thing, like, she couldn't even just be, like, honestly, like, I'm dating someone, like, from home and, like, and I think it might work out so, like, I should go. She's like, no. I am a mistress and I love it. Because they're narcissists. I don't think that they know what real the real world is. No. But, like, who's like, I am a mistress and I love it? Because I think she thought it was cool. Was this, like, last episode? It might have been. It's I don't care. It's fascinating. It's the best. Oh my god. Those 2 girls are really pretty though. I gotta give them that. All of them are really pretty. Yeah. Well, they all are. I give all of them the prettiness s**t going on. Like They're all pretty. Like, I understand that. Last part of what I wanna say about, a bachelor in paradise, Sammy and Joe who I actually like wish I could crucify Game of Thrones style. That guy looks really scary. Okay. Who wait. I'm sorry. All of a sudden people came in and they were like Joe, oh my god. God. Joe's here. He's so funny. But it's like you'd like, you just don't realize it. It just hasn't caught on yet. It's not like one of those things is like a slow burn. Kinda hasn't happened yet. I've never seen anyone on TV with less of a sense of humor that I feel like, what? He looked scary. He is scary. She looked a little scary too if I'm really honest. You know what? I'm sorry. Hold on. Can I just compare Joe to the Duggar guy? Yeah. There's something behind the eyes that's a little creepy. Now that you know This weird, like, mean, creepy, serial rapist. They're probably the type of guys that, like, tell their, like, girlfriend or wife what to wear. They're like, you're not allowed to go out of the house without, you know, something covering your knees. Like, you're like really controlling and creepy but meanwhile, they're like Yeah. No. I know. Or it's it's one or the other. You have to cover up or, like, you better show it off so all my friends think you're hot. Like, you better Oh, we better yeah. You're right. Yeah. He's like one of those, like, you just never know what he's gonna be. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Duggar is the one that says cover it up, obviously, because he's mister Christian. And Joe is the one that says bring out the tits. Yeah. Yeah. That girl's in in for a world of trouble. I don't like her, and she's in on it too. It's like this whole thing. I think I know her from LA. I'm telling you. I feel like I've seen her before or she's friends with someone and, like, I know her face. I actually believe you because it's like she was on Daily Mail, like, a few months ago, Sammy, for like hanging out with like a like a celebrity like Adrian Grenier or whatever. Oh, god. He's dated everyone. One of those to actually, I think it might have been Adrian. It was probably him. It was one of those types. It's usually him or an Arquette or, Jeremy Piven. Yeah. One of those. Yeah. It might have been Jeremy Piven. It might have been it was one of them. What's a good guy from Tommy Boy? Sorry. You know, not not Chris Barley. Yeah. I know. David Spade. David Spade. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Jasmine Waltz is another one of those girls. Sorry, Jasmine. I know that you were friends with my friend, Dione, for years, but she like, it's one of those girls in LA that, like, literally serial serial date celebrities. Yes. And it's always the same guys. Yeah. Totally. I know exactly what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. So we're googling her? You're googling? Yeah. Sammy, Bachelor in Paradise. What's her last name? I don't know. Who doesn't really like her? People's last names. Well, it doesn't doesn't come up that easily. Is it Samantha Stefan? They don't exist. I don't know. Well, yeah. It's actually in her Twitter handle, Bachelor in Paradise season 2. Oh my gosh. So I guess I guess we found her. Samantha Stefan. Stefan? Yeah. Stefan. Stevens? No. I think it's just Stefan. Yeah. H r p h. Two f's actually. Two f's. Yeah. And and that, you know, like, this is the thing. I'm all about, like, DM ing on the down low, texting on the down low. There's no dating. No. That that that doesn't mean that necessarily. But I don't like listen. The whole point of Bachelor in Paradise is to be dropped off with strangers. You want them to follow the rules. And Joe, Joe, I just really want everybody to follow the rules. And Joe messed, like, really messed with Julia's, like I mean She was the one not to mess with. I know. She's a kid. There's some sad story they keep talking about that I know. But I guess her husband committed suicide. Oh, God. So it's like he literally was like, no. I sure am. If I were her, I would look at the Ashley eye in the face and start laughing when she's wailing and be like, do you wanna know what to wail about? I'll tell you what to wail about. Yeah. You think that you're having a hard time? Because your sister pulled that stupid suitcase over the sand. Go f yourself. Yeah. Exactly. It's really sad. So much. Actually, I think Sammy's worse than Joe because Sammy was supposedly friends with Julia. Like, they were supposed to be good friends. Knowing all that. And then so Sammy's just like, yeah. Whatever. Sammy's like, I'm just gonna go Joe and I are doing this. More dark with, L'Oreal Blox hair dye, and we're just gonna keep on keeping on. I know. Is that like a natural hair color? Clearly not. Keep on. She's like, I have blue eyes, so I'm gonna do that thing where I dye my hair really dark so I did that once. More exotic. I know. I did that once. Did it work out for you? I was like exotic in like 2 photos. And then you just looked like When I did my makeup right. You know what I mean? Like when I did my makeup the exact right way, but when I woke up in the morning, I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Like, what's going on? I have, like, black eyes. My eyes are so dark and I tried to do the dark hair thing too. Well, no. That, it just looks like f**king Well, I thought it was gonna look exotic as well and it was just not working out that way. No. That's like something from a scary movie. Yeah. That was gonna, like, some high I looked in like More Blair Witch Project. Like, some weird, like, black eyes black hair. I don't know if I could handle it. It was creepy. Yeah. So that's how I feel about Sammy. I don't like her. I don't like her either. We could see her now in like a grocery store. We know that she's one of those LA girls that we've run into that our boyfriends have probably had sex with back then. Oh, certainly. Our ex boyfriends. But I also feel like she this isn't her first rodeo. I feel like she's I feel like she's been trying to be on a reality show for a long time or something. But she's still so boring. Yeah. She's literally the most boring person I've watched on TV. She thought she was smart though. She thought she was having a secret conversation within the bunk bed area. Which was my favorite part. She doesn't know there's a big space between the top bunk and the lower bunk where you can actually film. It's like it wasn't a wall. And and she doesn't she doesn't realize it, like, oh, when you shut the door, like, I'm sorry. The audio people don't have they're like, oh, the audio people are gonna respect you enough to turn off your mic. Let's just be Are you, like, are you are you kidding? Although the audio people wanna probably wanna hang themselves and they have to hear that stuff all the time. Really? I would love it. Like, I would love to go and be a reality TV audio person. But you're also not gonna be in yeah. But you're not also not taking that job. The people that actually know how to do sound that are intelligent enough to do it are not the same type of people that would wanna hear that conversation. Really? I mean, I wanna hear doozy gossip all the time. Who doesn't? But you're not doing sound. That's because I can't carry it on my back. Because you wanna do the juicy gossip. You wanna be a part of it. I guess. I guess you're right. I'm just gonna go with the fact that I just, like, can't carry the equipment. I'm too weak. I'm too weak. You have big boobs. You carry those. That's true. So I could balance it on my back. I could balance the audio equipment on my back. Damn Sammy. That was so annoying. That scene. How stupid do you have to be? Like I was so mad. And then she was like camera. Camera. Yeah. And they were like, and then she wouldn't close the door all dramatic. And then went in into her interviews and literally lied to everybody's face and into the interviews. Creepy. It was so creepy. She must be so embarrassed. I wonder if her parents were embarrassed. I wonder if I should reach out to her. I'd be like, this is not what you do. You don't wanna lie on camera. Actually, I think another a better person to do that would be something someone else on the show. I don't yeah. That's that's true. Lying on camera? Yep. People should probably just, like, not lie on camera because it never works out. You know what I mean? Like, honestly, I'll say this over and over again. The truth always comes out. Okay, Sami? That should be the Vanderpump Rules tagline. It should be Vanderpump Rules and underneath the truth always comes out. Vanderpump Rules slash Bachelor tagline, the truth always comes out. If you have a boyfriend at home who has a wife and you're a mistress, comes out. Comes out. If you've been DM ing on Twitter on the DL Comes out. Comes out. Have you hooked up with your friend's boyfriend In the other room In the other room Comes out. If you're gay? Oh wait. That hasn't come out? That hasn't come out yet. Oh my god. I can't wait for a show for that Bachelor season 28. Please please come out as gay. I thought it would be JJ but it wasn't. I don't think he's gay. I don't think he is either. So depressing because, like, I really wanted to get some, like, inside scoop. Like, oh, yeah. I'm here to prove it. Wouldn't it be so much better if he was gay and then you could just hang out with him all the time and, like, talk girl talk? Yes. Yes. And hear all the screams. Yes. But now you have to, like, pretend to be too cool and be like, oh, I'm not really that into this. Like Yeah. But if he was gay, he could be like, tell me everything. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. I'm surprised JJ doesn't look like more of a weirdo on this. He doesn't look weird at all, I don't think. No. Not yet. I mean, I'm waiting for something to happen. Joe looks weird. Yes. The guy that talked about Molly, I didn't think was weird, but that was weird. He's a welder. No. Not only did he talk about Molly, he talked about how he loved musical theater and he's into musical theater and I almost shat myself. But he's a welder. Literally, I was like, the welder from Caitlin's season all of a sudden is talking about how he is into like, how he performs musical theater. In my spare time, I like to do movies with Molly. I mean, listen, I love musical theater but, like, it was like the the last person I ever expected to all of a sudden just be like He looks like someone from my hometown, which I'm from a very small, very rural town and he looks like someone I went to high school with. Maybe you know him. Was he in shows? We didn't have those kinds of things there. Really? Wasn't fancy enough. There wasn't theaters. Oh, that's a really small town. Not even at, like, your local high school? I don't think that they were smart enough to do it. I don't know. Really? No. Yeah. They had football and baseball. Of course you did. Of course you had football and baseball. The small towns always have football and baseball. And bars and churches. It was like a town of 1200 people and we had, like, 5 bars and 5 churches. Hey. It's still bigger than, Chris Soultown. At least you had a bar. That's all you really need. Right? I think so. I think so too. Way to be positive. Well, with that, I think I I think that's a good place to end it. I think that's good. All you need is a bar in your Yarnland didn't have it right with all you need is love. No. I think it's more all you need is a bar. All you need is a bar. Don't act like you don't even know this song. Whatever. Follow Rachel on Instagram and Twitter, Rachel n O'Brien. Rachel no Brian because it's the lamest. Alright.

Past Episodes

Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi?s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth  trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It?s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom feel seen and less alone. They dive into the messy, beautiful truths of motherhood, the identity shifts, the boring baby classes, and  the magical moments that make it all worth it. Plus, they swap spooky ghost stories (because why not?) and how they?ve found their groove as mom?s. This episode is like a cozy chat  with your besties?honest, empowering, and a reminder that you?re not alone in the wild ride of motherhood.

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01:21:38 2/12/2025

Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it?s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they?re diving into the life of history?s most glamorous (and controversial) queen.

They?re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids (think TikTok drama channels), and the infamous Diamond Necklace Affair that helped topple the monarchy. Turns out, Marie was the original victim of cancel culture?hated for things she didn?t even do. Stassi opens up about her deep connection to Versailles, sharing why she?s so drawn to its opulence and drama. Together, they debate the highs and lows of royal life and tie it all together with a chat about Meghan Markle. 

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01:09:46 2/5/2025

Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who?s got it worse?middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi?s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford?s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their playground game to avoid mom-shaming. Stassi fangirls over Outlander?s latest time-travel twists, reminisces about rocking the Castlecore vibe before it was trendy, and wraps up with dreamy Jonathan Bailey moments. This episode is pure sisterly fun!

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01:11:54 1/29/2025

In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations?like maybe high-stress situations aren?t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she?s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max?s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories. From Samuel L. Jackson?s unrecorded interview to Max?s rise from viral videos to international TV, this episode is packed with hilarious moments and UK vibes. All thanks to the app that almost wasn?t!

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01:22:54 1/22/2025

Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic?Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm?they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before winds kicked back up this week.

They reflect on how losing a home, whether you?re a celebrity or not, is about so much more than walls?it?s about memories, safety, and love. They are both consumed with thoughts of those who have lost absolutely everything they have worked hard to build. It's unimaginable. If you feel inclined to donate, at the end of the episode, they share some organizations supporting wildfire victims that are making a big difference.

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01:22:38 1/17/2025

Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she?s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up?especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking inspo from Meghan Markle?s resilience, and spilling on how she?s tackling social anxiety as part of her New Year's goals.  Plus, she?s narrowing down her signature scent and embracing her forever love for Castlecore (she was into it before it was trendy). New year, new magic, and all the energy focused on manifesting positivity!

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01:14:18 1/8/2025

Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus? signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi?s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice?sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as Stassi preps for its possible farewell, and Taylor spills the tea on hosting Anna Delvey at her holiday party. From cheetah-print ornaments to Santa Barbara Christmas plans and toddler-level Santa logistics, it?s holiday magic, laughs, and plenty of inappropriate gifts. Cheers!

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01:06:50 12/25/2024

Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you cards, go-to holiday gift ideas, and the magic of Elf on the Shelf. Plus, Stassi vents about Beau hijacking her perfectly curated wrapping aesthetic, and they swap stories about revealing the big secret about Santa. It?s all things holiday, with laughs, relatable rants, and plenty of sparkle!

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01:09:41 12/18/2024

Stassi?s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what?s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi?s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing?s off-limits. Stassi debates how she?d prove she?s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It?s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two!

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01:12:47 12/11/2024

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA?s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer?s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously ?tells on herself? as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor?s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration?it?s holiday overload!

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01:11:15 12/4/2024

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