EP10 - Legal Letdown

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So are we supposed to start the podcast ready one, two three? I mean, did she absolutely nails it? I have an emergency announcement. We're no longer calling her Judge Judy Diana because Judge Judy endorsed Nikki Haley. Right. So that's a no for me, perhaps lives in a liberal echo chamber. And so now she's just rejecting that Princess Diana. All right. If you hear panting in the background, it's because my biological son, my firstborn tubby, wanted to be on the podcast today because his daddy is here with us. Josh Welch, whom we will get to in just a moment, perhaps what have you had it with when I've had it with? And this reminded me a little bit of Josh. Our stupid dad jokes that people think are funny, because you've told a couple recently that we're bad human trafficking and trafficking and those are beneath you. You're too cool for daddy. We hear an example. Well, I have examples, but I can't remember the ones you tell. So these are just random examples that people say that I'm just like, it's not cute nor funny nor interesting. Shut the f**k up. So we're going to start this a little feisty, feisty today. Let's get it. What did the beach say to the ocean? Nothing. It just waved. That's not funny. That's not stupid. I agree. I don't think I've ever been. Yours haven't been that bad, but I remember a couple times in Mexico. I was just like, Why is he saying that? So dad jokes, they're stupid. I don't know why men tell him I've had it with them. Well, it's kind of like, you see, all the dads at the basketball games are all wearing, like the puffer vest, just the about the vest. They all have the, you know, the kind of the bro. Hey, hey, you know, this bar like dad's dad? It's just kind of I refuse to participate in any of that. What about the dry fit dads that wear dry fit as a dress shirt? I see it every day. I see it in the workplace. You see the Under Armour dry fit shirt with a collar on and that's been substituted as a dress shirt. It's a complete violation. It looks horrible. It's fraud. OK, let me tell you guys what I've had it with. I've had it with when you're giving somebody information over the phone could be your address, your phone number. Your Social Security number. Your credit card number. OK. So you start in OK, the number is one two three four, and there's about a two second pause. And so you think they've got it right and then you go on to five, six, seven eight. But within that two second beat of giving the first four numbers, you think you're clear to speak again? And then right, as you start to cough up five, they go, Aha. So then you're speaking on top of each other and they can't get the number or they start to repeat it. One, two, three four. And so there doesn't seem to be a universally accepted method in transferring information from phone call to phone call where it works for everybody. Because sometimes the receiver, you can get one two three four and that immediately goes one two three four, and then you're clear to go five six, seven eight and they go five six seven eight. You're like, OK, we are communicating, we're in sync. We are crushing everything that we have to crush on this phone call. And then you've got these people that are lollygag information takers. Mm-Hmm. And the lollygag is way to be. And then they think, OK, I'm gonna start speaking here and you try to get into a rhythm. You try to get in a rhythm with these people, but it never works and you're constantly stepping on top of each other's words. I've had it. It happens to me with Pizza Hut all the time where I'm giving it the credit card number. And you know, there's four series of four. No, right? So, you know, and I'll give about the eighth or ninth, and then they'll say something and it throws the entire thing off. You have to start or seven one eight, blah blah blah. So I know exactly what you mean because me and do you say me, Pizza Hut, and I really get after it? You know, I just to those out there that are receivers of information, you know, you have a business where you receive information, try to be a good receiver, try to absorb the information. And right after they say it, you repeat it right back. So then you don't have to at the tail end, do the ultimate final repeat. Right? You can just repeat for numbers along the way. If it's an address, you could say one two three and they'll say one two three Main Street. And then you say Main Street. You don't pause. You don't hesitate. Be a good receiver of information. Otherwise, you become content on a very irrelevant podcast that's around the country. And we could also take it a step further and just say maybe work on just being a good person. Right? You don't try too hard. You just have to be able to give us the digits back in a sink way. We just want you all, so just be nice and cordial, welcome to I've Had It podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Ian G. She is the podcaster formerly known as Judge Judy Diana, for reasons aforementioned. Today we have a very special guest. He is my life partner, my husband, the father of two of my four children. The first my biological children, Cha-Cha and Tabby. I am both the mother and the father. Yes, but we do have some human children, Dylan and Roman, of which he is the sperm donor. Josh, what have you had it with today? Well, so recently I turned 55. Yes, believe it or not, for all the listeners out there and viewers, I'm sure they don't think that I look 55. But I've noticed and this is my had it. I've had it with the window of opportunity for me to use the restroom and complete my morning ritual before I leave. The house has gotten shorter and shorter and more unsuccessful. And as I leave the house for the day, I find myself kind of venturing off into no man's land in what no man's land is the time in which anything can happen as it relates to having to use the restroom. So let me give you an example. So I work out with a trainer five days a week for one hour each day at about seven a.m. So I wake up around 5:00 5:30, try to have coffee, try to read the news. Try to. Use the restroom and then go work out sometimes. I'm unable to use the restroom. So one day in particular, I was working out and in the course of my workout, I tell my trainer a female trainer. Her name is Tina. She's fabulous. Tina, I have to use the restroom, so I hop up at the gym. You know, I think I was doing crunches or something. I don't know what I was doing. I go use the restroom and then I realize I'm wearing these kind of short workout shorts. I realize that I have dribbled all over the front of them to where it literally looks like I've been sprayed with a water hose. I'm sorry. Urine dribble, urine dribble. Is this how this happened prior to the pee after the girl was or the pee? And that relates to my. I've had it because as you get older, you just don't control the after flow. It's just it. Just what do you do? Do you shake, you shake and you shake it, but it takes longer and longer to shake. So you just, you know, and I was in a hurry to get back to her, and so I peed in the urinal, shaked. Pull my shorts up. Yeah. Dribble everywhere, I mean, it looks like it looks like I've been sprayed with the water hose. No, I mean, it's it's like damp areas. It's like it's damp. And so then I'm thinking to myself, some in the restroom and I'm thinking, I've got to go back out to her and it's going to be so obvious that I'm pissed on myself. I mean, it's just. And so I'm just like, you know, the longer I stay in there, the more suspicious this whole thing is going to look right, because then she's thinking, What's he doing in there? You know? So I bolt out immediately. I grab there's some workout towels in there. They're pink and yellow. I grab one immediately, and I just literally put it kind of walking with it as if I'm using it for something. And then, you know, she tells me to do, I think I was doing curls. And so then I'm like, Oh s**t, I'm I have to put the towel down. So I put the Taliban and do the curls in, and I'm right in front of the mirror in the gym, right? I know that she sees it, and I don't really know what to say. So yeah, I passed on myself. I'm sorry. So what do you do? So I just sat there and just kind of worked out and kind of tried to dry it a little bit, you know, and and eventually it dried up. But you took 15 or 20 minutes and she didn't say anything about it, but it was sort of painfully obvious what had happened. Well, let me ask you this. Is there any odor associated with said spray? No, no. I mean, it's just it's just so as bad as you get older, like the direction in which the pee goes becomes more of a wild card. You don't know. I mean, you can literally be standing right over the commode and then you look down and there's water all on the floor. It's like, how did that happen? It's like you've got to literally be going that way, that way inside. So. And that's just one one occasion that I've had. There's there's been others who I've had to get up and, you know, go use the restroom like number two and then you're gone about 12, 13 minutes, come back. And you know, just it's kind of like everybody in the gym knows, like, where's that guy being? Oh, he's been gone that long? Oh, wow. Yeah. You know, so it's just and all of that stems from not being able to take care of business before I leave the house. And all of that stems from getting a little bit older. So you're just ill prepared. I think perhaps had some questions for you relating to this new age of 55. I was thinking the other day, how would you describe your appearance and your style? I've known you for longer than Jennifer, like 30 years. So let's say 30s, 40s, 50. What's the evolution of Josh Welch? Well, in the 30s, I would have been about five or six. I want to pause one second here to let the people who are not watching this on YouTube know the delight that flooded Josh Welch's facial expressions. After Pops asked the question that was probably, you know, pertaining to every decade of Josh's life, it was pure ecstasy. It is about me. It's about me, encompasses decades of my life that way. I can't wait to share about this. So in my 30s, I think that was when I developed a pretty bad opioid habit. Yeah, I remember that. And so as a result of that, I got real puffy. I got real fat. I ate a lot of pizza late at night or a cheeseburgers ice cream took a lot of pills, drank a lot of beer. So I probably weighed about 260. You know, I I didn't dress very well. I would get myself about a five or six in the 40s. I was sober most of it, but not all of it dropped some weight where I was about 205 to 210. So I was about a seven, seven and a half in my 50s. And for those of you that aren't watching, um, you should, because I I would say now I'm about a nine and a half 13 and I'm a lean one eighty six foot three. I thought you just upgraded yourself to 64. Well, yeah, that's right. I forgot all my driver's license at six for now. I've changed it for the first time at age 54, right? He can be six for the boys and me, he said. I just want everyone to know. I just went ahead and gave myself an upgrade. I'm no longer six three. I'm now six four in my 50s, so you're growing instead of shrinking. So I think I'm as fit as I've ever been. I've got great hair, my skin. I think the people watching would agree. Looks amazing. What about your tennis game? Is it better now? Yeah, it's better. I'm more athletic. I look pretty good with the shirt off. I manscaping now. I mean, it's just a million reasons to tell the listener why I'm a 10. But on the air, if you can, just since we've talked about your physical experience, could you share with the listener how your self-esteem has evolved? Well, over a period of time. I wasn't very proud of my appearance or my behaviors, but as I regained confidence and got sober, restored relationships, I began to love myself much more than I ever had before. It's overflowing now. Kidding. To the point where some people may claim that I am narcissistic or conceited. Are you talking about our therapist? Yeah. Some people may think that, but I think I'm just confident in who I am. Perhaps our friends at Happy Mammoth have absolutely done it again. Not only do we love their hormone harmony, they now have revised the ultimate weight loss protocol introducing the 2.0, which is the new and improved version of happy mamas. 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I want to share with the listener a rather funny story about our family and our beloved cat. Kit Ski, as everybody knows, I've mentioned our cat on the podcast before that she had diabetes, quit taking care of herself. At one point she had asthma. She completely let herself go. It's she's just led around, but not if she was tramping around the trapped around the neighborhood. She's let herself go. She barely leaves my bedroom. She's basically lived her life in isolation. We love honor as best we can. Even though she's making it more and more difficult to love her. But we got this cat. In 2009, we named her kit ski kit as K-Y. She is female, OK? And for years, Josh would say to me and the boys, that cat is blah blah blah. He is such a nightmare. The cat did attack him or go get him. And then he would ask me multiple times, what's that cat's name again? And he referred to the cat as cat ski. And we're talking the is about 12 when he's doing this. So around we have a cat that comes, we have a vet that comes to the house to care for the pets. But at one point, the vet that came to the house said that the cat had to go to the actual veterinarian office for some sort of exam. I was traveling for my interior design job. Again, for the listener, I want to remind everybody at the time that this happened, this veterinarian visit the cat was 12 years old, so we'd had the cat for 12 years. I said, Josh, you've got to take the cat to the vet. She needs care. He said, OK, I'll take the cat to the vet, and then we get the following message from the veterinarian office. And I just want to remind everybody we had had kids ski the female cat for 12 years. Josh drives the cat to the veterinarian office, and we get this voice memo. Hi, this is Allison calling from Gleneagles Hospital, and we were just calling to let you know that Caskey is a she. We have a female cat and also to let you know that we're going to run her some bloodwork just to check all organ function and blood cell function. Make sure all is well. And we're also going to run a feline test, which will test for any feline infectious diseases. And then upon examination, Dr. Mollett noted that the sound a little harsh. So you can imagine my surprise when we get this voice memo, this voice message from the veterinarian. George has driven a cat that we've had for 12 years to the veterinarian, filled out the paperwork and gave the name cat ski and checked mail with the charter. Let me ask you this Did the lady say that cat ski? Did she? Yes. She definitely said cats. Yes, he is. She cats, can't she? You stupid, dumb f**k. Now I assume I was unemployed and in the midst of a horrible relapse happened. Is that right? You're hoping? I'm hoping. Yeah. OK, well, that is a blast from the past. I don't know that I have any excuses that would be suffice to explain that cats skate for 12 years straight. You referred to the cat as a male and that drove the kids and I crazy. We'd be like, It's a girl. Yeah, I don't know why. It just didn't register with me. I guess I just didn't. Maybe because it's not about you, and I didn't have any interaction with Gretzky really that much. You know, I feel bad now. I should she really care. We were laughing. That poor cat now doesn't have diabetes anymore. You're going to have to deal ever. The cat has had asthma. I had a cat inhaler. I had to do this inhaler thing. I nursed her back to health. She no longer has asthma. The cats get gets diabetes. I give her her insulin shot. The vet comes for her. She's 15 or 16 years old now for her quote unquote senior checkup. And I'm thinking, OK, the blood work's going to come back. She's going to cancer. We're going to put her down. The vet says great news on Gretzky like her diabetes is in remission remission. Wow, you guys this cat. I mean, I give pups s**t about Blaze the dog, her openly gay Siberian husky, and we love Kiski and we care for her. But I it's just she's been around a long time. Yeah, she's completely let her because she's not, you know, you've got to be a good pet as well. She knows the two way street. She's not a very good pet and she doesn't pee in her box. Well, there's no that's there's no interaction anymore between the humans and the cat. It's just like she might have dementia and just have to kind of roll around by herself. It's it's just kind of sad. I don't know what to do about it other than to continue. Just ignore the high pressure because she's quit bait like grooming ourselves or I brush her. But I don't know. I wanted, you know, with all this Gypsy Rose stuff coming about, it's made me think about Munchausen by proxy quite yet. And as everybody knows, pumps shapes her Siberian husky and a Siberian husky is having health problems and we are in the throes of an Arctic blast. And so I'm wondering if there's some Munchausen by proxy with palms and blaze. And because she told me today we were peeing before we started podcasting, she said, Blaze is so cute. He runs up to me, freezing cold and I put the blanket all around him and kettles up to me. And I thought, Where have I heard something like this before? Oh, that's right. Gypsy Rose Blanchard is where I've heard this before. Well, it's funny because Sam, when I was running him up to the vet all the time thinking he needed different tests, Sam was like, I think you have Munchausen by proxy. He's not sick for a while. So then I texted him. I forwarded him the text the vet sent me the last time he had to come in and apologize. He was like, You were right. You notice stuff that I didn't notice. Blah blah, blah blah. And I don't. Think that it's the fact that he's cold, that he's coming up and snuggling were just such a little spoon couple after all of these tests that the veterinarian has done, my only remaining question is have they tested him for hypothermia? Have they ruled that out? I think I don't know that there's been a specific test, but I think it's never come to my attention in all of the tests that we've ruled out. Hypothetic never said we've ruled out hypothermia, but they've never given me any indication that we might have hypothermia. OK. Do you shave blades so that he'll be cold? And you can. No, I shaved blades. Yeah. So that he doesn't shed because he's a big shutter. Like, if I had on Jennifer's outfit and I said at my house and place wasn't shaved, it would just be covered with white because he's white. But they did shave him for one of his tests, like completely like Kylie and Jennifer. Tease me that I like shave him shaving. Like, you can see, it's an off at one, and that's scout. That's her other dog. OK? No, I don't want her to blink. No, no, no. That was like a what an interloper in our lives that just had every like 10 years. I was too long. Every day was one day too long. Listen, I'm not nuts about my cat anymore. But you know what? I'm not giving up on our. She just got a clean bill of health. Yeah. When that cat started not peeing in the litter box, that would be it for, well, she that's it. We have to be paid down and she she sticks her front paws in and she's half in the litter box and then she pays on the puppy pad and then we have to clean that up. And I'm telling you, it's taken every bit of me to love this cat through her advanced age. But I think, you know what? I do this with pups in Europe that I can do it with the cat. I'll tell you what to do, what I'll start paying on myself. You'll be fine with. I just thought about maybe I should start putting some of the puppy pads around the toilet when I pee. Very great idea. That way it would catch all the residue. OK, I have two questions on that. I'm glad you brought that back cap. Can you dab at the end? Like after you tinker? Could you just get some paper, like some toilet paper and just kind of really any paper towels that are within? I mean, they're at the sink. So I'd have oh, there there's a toilet paper at the urinals. OK, and then what about what I'm saying? It's in? Some of them are just air dry, so I can't just go over there and air dry. I think, I mean, maybe you could air dry. I don't know. It might burn your sensitive skin there. I just wouldn't. And I guess you can't sit down at a urinal. That's my obvious next question. But you can't there. No, no, no. But that's a great question. Well, I mean, I was thinking that they had toilets so you could sit down a toilet. But you know, that's a tough stuff because I always make fun of men when they walk out of the bathroom and they have a little trouble. That's one of my favorite things about whoever I'm with. I'm always like, Oh my gosh, look, I got a picture. I was mortified. But mine wasn't just a little bit. It was like, You know, what did I see when the majority of it for the end here? What happened? Like, I didn't understand it. OK, so Josh, I don't know if I've told you this, but perhaps and I have this Patreon thing, OK, the podcast OK, and things have escalated in the patron club. So much so that we've started a cult and we're all in a big cult. We're all a big cult because what we do is we watch these documentaries. Most of them are about cults because we like to watch cults, because it makes us feel like we've got our s**t together. Real, f**ked up. They are right. We really get our s**t together. So as things started developing and the patriarch and club, we we've escalated to basically being a cult, perhaps ire that like that we're the cult leaders. It's the cult of the titty moment where the titty mamas and then the members of the cult are the titty babies, titty babies. And so the titty babies have a lot of perks and I've asked them to send questions, you know, so these are questions from the cult. Couple questions with Josh for me, questions from the Colt or Josh. OK, perfect from the titty babies. Yeah, from the teddy baby Tara cult member, says Josh, please while recording do your narration of Jennifer dying to hear and see that narration. You know how I get up and I'm walking to the boys. Mamas is getting candy. OK, so here here's what happens is I'm sitting on the sofa. Jennifer will be in her bedroom and she'll come out, you know, hear her kind of creeping around the kitchen. Then we have this candy bowl. And it's huge and we have everything in it, from lemon drops to sweet and sour cherries to China, you name it chocolate. So anyway, when you've been with someone as long as I've been with Jennifer, you get to know all of their little sequences like and I know with her like. To a tee, she's going to eat her meal. She's going to have about five to six peanut Eminem's and then she's going to get her nicotine gum and unwrap it, and she's going to put that in and she wants to enjoy the flavor of that gum immediately after the chocolate. Yes, because it's, you know, the palate is just right. It's primed. Yeah, prime. So well in the evening when I hear her come out, I know that this is this is her trying to make her palate perfect for the job. So she comes out and I hear just, you know, kind of the candy kind of bristling around and I get up off the sofa and I kind of look and I go, mama's coming back for another round and then she'll dart off to the bedroom. And there's about 20 minutes later she comes back out. She wants to wet her whistle again. She hasn't had enough candy, and so she'll do it again, and I'll notice again. Oh, coming back for another round her chin for Denise. And you just can't let it slide. Oh no, I want to point it out. I want to draw attention to it and the boys and I have so much fun. Okay, let me ask you this what narrate what she's doing right now, if you were just able to narrate it? Well, right now she's in kind of boss b***h mode. Okay? And she's making sure that everybody is taking care of business, that we're acting professional, that there's not any violations. If there were to be any violations, she would give us kind of the evil side of things that she does do, like hot. Damn, what do you do when you f**king idiots that look, I've seen it. Yeah. Kylie, have you seen it? I think we've all, you know, just just like horns are grown out of the top of her head. Right? Yeah. She's so f**king mad that whatever we've done to this are all but the best about her is. So the other night, I hate to intervene and tell this story, but it was 3:00 a.m. And in the middle of the night, I hear her screaming at the cat, Stop it, stop it. As if this cat was a human being. Like having a conversation as if the cat can understand. And then she's so mad. The cat has been meowing, purr like 30 minutes and she can't go back to sleep, and she's so mad that she screams at me to start making the coffee. She's just going to get up and she's so mad. She can't even have the house or keep the house the way that she wants it. She's mad about that. All the stuff that we leave out. I mean, she just goes on this tirade at 3:00 in the morning, love me because the cat had woken her up. And so this cat, she starts meowing. And you guys, I was like, I was like, Stop it. And then it kept on, and now it started at two a.m. So now we're three and she won't shut up, you guys. I woke up so delirious. I was so mad at her in the middle. The night I actually said that the cat stop it. Nobody likes you. Yes, she does. She did. She she was screaming these things that the cat is. If the cat could comprehend and the whole time I'm thinking the cat's just sitting there, you know, not paying any attention to her. But then, as I'm trying to make it better, she's like, mad at me too. I'm surprised she didn't just say, Look, I'm going to get a divorce from you to outside everybody this way. I mean, she's so mad, and she goes on this diatribe about how sloppy the house is and like, out of nowhere and I been up with the cat for an hour. Yeah. And I was I was like, I was desperate. I was and I was having such a good dream before she started her routine. And then as it escalated and the cat went and shut up and I noticed Josh is just sleeping perfectly through it. I just think she's madder than if I can. You're the problem now. I thought, nobody's safe. Everybody's going down. Everybody, everybody is going down. 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You know, it may be one in the same, I would say, their ability to talk about. s**t that is absolutely meaningless and stretch it out to about a 45 minute conversation, and it just and the thing is just about something so benign and stupid that it's amazing that they're able to draw out an event that I find so uninteresting. But I would say the peak of their relationship existed when they started investigating their husbands together. Collectively, it and that's when you had them sort of amassed a bond. Yeah, they they would research and find out every detail of everything that I've ever done Angie's ex-husband has ever done. It was a true work of art. Yeah. OK. The next question from the cult is how does Josh feel knowing that he will always be the support and second to the star of the pickleball duo between him and Jen? That's kind of hard on me knowing that I'm not knowing that I'm not going to be the top dog, so. And let me give you an example of this, you know, so when I got reinstated my bar license, we went to the bar association and this is my one true moment to shine, to be the shining lawyer that fought his way back got sober. We're going to the bar association. I'm going to get the card that says, I'm a lawyer. It's a proud moment. Jennifer goes with me to support, to support as we're there. One of the young ladies comes out and says, Hey, do you mind if we get a selfie with your wife? And so I am at the Oklahoma Bar Association. My proud moment. I'm getting my bar card boom. The whole staff comes out and wants to see Jennifer. They love her podcast, and I'm just thinking in there one moment where I can be the shining star. I'll tell you, you had those moments. You had five of them and it was at Family Week. You've already had your moments where those drinking out there. She has brought up five rehabs so you can drink. You're reach that point. Yeah. So but I'm I guess another way to answer that question is I become content being the second person. She's the shining star. She's the leader. And I'm OK with it because you love me, because I love her there, of course. Of course, Kylie is. How could you possibly be with her if you didn't let her be a cat up in the middle of the night? I've got to say in this room, you're third tier. That's right. That's right. Not even sex. You could be fourth. I mean, listeners, really? Kyle? Yeah, I think that's right. All right. Josh Allie wants to know, has Josh ever wanted a threesome with pumps? I'm a trashy, trash garbage human being, and I can't help myself. Wow. That's a good question, though. Is that what they wanted? I would say yes, that has, as he has he ever like. I've never tried to facilitate it like nor I mean what I. But back in the day, like when I was crazy and we were young and crazy, I'm sure that I would have given it the high fives. But but these days, it's like we're so enmeshed in each other. She's so much like a sister, right? That's how I see anything else. But back then I could have, like, I could have faked it and I might say, OK, Mandy wants to know. Mandy says, I want his side of the story about the referee incident. OK, well, that was during my days as a supreme helicopter dad. And in this particular game, we're playing franchise, I think was the team and and it was just bad. Call after bad call one after another. And just like any normal parent would do, I became a little bit hot about it. And so there's another friend that was there a big guy with Carmen? Remember Alex? Yeah, he was there. And what gave me the confidence to kind of confront this referee was that Alex is a big guy in football, and Alex says, Hey, Josh, if you get in this thing, I've got your back and southern. I was like, OK. So then, you know, I'm popping off to this guy and he's madder and help me because I've been screaming s**t for 20 minutes and we're getting ready to go toe to toe. And I think I kind of maybe like, got out of there pretty quick, so fled to avoid any kind of confrontation. But in all seriousness, that's not one of my finer moments in a few sports. So I kind of feel sorry for these referees that have to endure all of this stuff. You've developed some empathy. I have. That's growth. Yeah. So but I will say I'm not the. Only now you alluded to parents out there screaming at referees, but I am better about that now. I don't do that. All right. Stephanie Kissling wants to know the teddy babies have shared so many laughs at your expense, Josh, from your IBS to your speedo wearing your compulsive grooming, and, of course, the numerous mentions of your rehab journey. What is your favorite Jennifer and pump story for us to laugh at at their expense? Wow, let me think about this. I mean, one that comes to mind that's a favorite for me is the first night I saw you guys give one of your performances live in front of a crowd and saw them kind of embrace. And I remember I was kind of teary eyed and crying because these two friends have been through so much together. And I just thought it was great that people adored you and they wanted to come see you. And in just, I think, the chemistry that people see when they come and see you both live, they see that's real like that. That's not made up. And and you guys don't, you know, speak poorly of each other behind each other's back. You're just real true friends. And it's pretty amazing. I'll think about something that might be a little more scandalous and see if I can't. I mean, we haven't had any threesomes. I don't think you've ever caught pumps masturbating. I mean, I'm trying to think, but I think it's kind of scot free here. So far, we haven't engaged in any family weeks together, right? We've we've all had them. But. OK, Joe Estrada says obviously some would. You rather should be fun. Women and men. So Joe Estrada wants to know, would you rather Brad Pitt or George Clooney? Ooh, man, that's a hard one. That's like saying like Mercedes Benz or BMW. Yeah. You know, it's like. I'm going to have to go. Brad, you can have to go, Brad. I know you're going to pick Brad Pitt. Brad two. Yeah. You model yourself, George. I love him to pieces. But why do you pick Brad over George? Well, Brad was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma, and we're both small town, Oklahoma kids, of course. That's a that's exactly what our story. I thought you were a star. Yeah, of course. We have similar small town Oklahoma. And yeah, similar hairdos were the same when our shirts are taken off. Right, right. Well, our yeah, he's got good style. They showed photographs of him at Wimbledon this past year that sent me into a tizzy. So I picked Brad. OK. Kylie. All right, Jen, this one's kind of for you. Hey, Jen, is Josh back to being a lawyer full time? How's he adjusting to all the compliments he must be getting? Like, is he practicing his? Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week speech in the mirror. Love you guys. Yeah, Josh is practicing law full time. And here's what I'll say the major adjustments I've noticed in the house. So now we have a whole nother outfit to have that's introduced, you know, so like if he's going to court or meeting with another attorney, he's very much a purist that he has to be in a suit and tie, and he takes a lot of time and care to put that suit on. I'm constantly have to pull pull the tie over the collar so I could be full blown. I have an electric toothbrush that I brush my teeth with for two minutes. It's timed, it ends perfectly. I could be 45 seconds into the two minute cycle. And what? Josh needs something. He needs it right that second. And it's just easier for me to put the toothbrush down and to pause the two minute cycle than to go through him because he will just he's on me like a tick on a dog needing something relentless, relentless. Yeah. But he's actually a fantastic lawyer, and he's already had a lot of great, high profile cases practically there in Oklahoma. Yeah, he's had major success. He just had a great success this last week that I'm so proud of him for, and he really helps people. So much of crime is addiction related or broken home related. And so as much as we joke around and stuff Josh's past and his own dysfunction and brokenness and evolution away from that has helped him be a very empathetic counselor for his clients. Thank you. Been great. Thank you. And I will give a shameless plug to my law firm, which is D Debia Legal League. Alcott Law is the website. We have a landing page there with all of our information. My nephew, your nephew, Joey the Giusti and I are law partners and we represent people who get charged with crimes and we take it very seriously and a lot of things here. But when it comes to being a lawyer and representing and being an advocate for others, we take that very serious and we're very aggressive about it. So, OK, I have a question from Shannon Sheehan asks what is something people would be surprised to know about Jennifer? Well, she was a small town girl from Texas. For those that don't know, she never played a sport in her life until she started pickleball. She was always on the dance team or the cheer team cheer squad bomb squad. She is a coach, not even a closet. Rafael Nadal, fan and open lover of tennis, which has been your new fetish and and hobby for the past two or three years. I don't think that there's any surprises about you. Are there? I have one. Let's hear it. Help me out here. OK, so Emily and Jennifer just babysit a baby together, Jennifer's nephew. And she came home and she said, Oh my gosh, I was so surprised how good Jennifer is with babies. Wow, that's that's a good one. Yeah, but I will say now this might be something that would apply here. So on this podcast, you, the listener and the viewer, you see a lot of cynicism in a lot of pettiness. But in real life, Jennifer is a very empathetic and very loving, sincere, loyal friend and on camera and in on the podcast, you see the sinners cynical side of her where she's being sarcastic. But there's also this very compassionate, very serious, sincere side that you don't see as much on the podcast because it's maybe too pure for this podcast. It wouldn't be funny, but I'm too pure to pure. That's exactly what you saw that I thought. Too pure. Yeah. Yeah. No, but she's not as cold hearted as one might believe. I'm not as straightforward as I play on. I know she's not. She's not. She's a very special people I know and love. I'm very, very. Loyal and loving to them very, very to maybe to a fault at times, like. She's a very loyal, kind, loving person that that on the podcast, you might think, Oh, this b***h, she's just always up in arms about this b***h b***hing about this and b***hing about that. But in her day to day life, she's not like that. She works hard. She goes to bed early, likes to play sports. Her life is very, very simple, and she likes it that way. I do. I like it. Yeah, I like Hillary. Very nice to say. I always tell you you come off as hard as an acorn shell, but you're really warm better on the inside. She does. So I think that's exactly what you were doing. I think so, too. And I think if the listener saw or the viewers saw this other side of you, they would be like, Wow, OK, I think the podcast would tank. I think the podcast would set totally tank. Yeah, the podcasting world needs me to be the cold hearted b***h that I am on the path. That's right. That's right. That's right. Somebody's got to do it. That's 100 percent right. All right. Well, Josh, I want to thank you for swinging by. Your episodes are always the best because the three of us have always been the best friends. And what's so awesome listener about my relationship with pumps and my relationship with Josh as they have their very own friendship relationship? And I feel so fortunate for that because, you know, a lot of times the husband doesn't like the best friend or the best friend doesn't like the husband. And that's not the case here. I mean, even Josh, you know, said earlier he considered early on before they reach sibling status, a threesome. And as I've gotten older, I'm starting to reconsider it again. So in the comment section, if you can stay, whether or not you would approve such a threesome, let us know if you wouldn't and let us know that I want to. I'm a little rusty, Josh. It's OK. I'll get the shoe polish up and sign you up a little bit. You know, the thing is, when I think about it, you are our sister. I know that's why, like, I almost put my water up when she said that. All right, here's the deal listener. As always, everything always goes to junior high with us. Always. And Josh and I particularly know it's so bad. Thank you, ladies, for having me on D.W. Illegal dot lol. I can help anybody. Better Call Saul. Josh, yes. Thanks for having me. It's been fun. Yes. So please go give us a five star review on Apple to join our cult, go to page. Check us out on the hot s**t to check us out on all the social media stuff. Do all the stuff you're supposed to do to be a good listener. Don't be a lackluster listener for the love of God. Pops tell him we will see you next Tuesday or Thursday or both. I will cherish it with that.