Dave Gahan

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Hey , guys , the following podcast is a Lady Gaga network and podcast one production , which means it's going to be awesome . Welcome to the lady gang . You're about to listen to our podcast , but there is so much more . Our community has to offer follow us at the Lady Gang , join our secret Facebook group , shop our clothing line books and find out when we're going to be in your city at the lady gay.com . We're so excited you're here . Enjoy the show . Well , what is this ? Welcome to the Lady Gaga music . Say that again . Lady Gaga . Things are about to change around here . Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse , Keltie Night , Becky Tobin and Jack Vanik . Hello , hello , hello , welcome to the lady gang , I am back home here with Jack Bannigan , Keltie Night . Hello . Hi . Hello . So you know how you always say , well , I think Jack thinks this , will you , Bossert ? You know how you both say that if I were to ever die , like the lady gang would just be over and then you don't know what to do with your lives . You have no direction . You'd have no meaning . Yeah . That , but yeah . Sort of not like a of . Yeah . No meaning in life and no direction at all . I mean you would be a lot less annoyed anyway . I'm so excited because I have a story when we get to Good Week . Bad week about this almost happened . I averted like I almost left the room anyway . But when we get to it I just want to let you know that you shouldn't take me for granted because I . Almost got run over my back . I don't call , I bet you I don't start the good week bad week . She will eventually have told us exactly what happened before we even get there . Should we just like just like let her go ? Yeah , no , I'm waiting for my turn . My turn . I just wanted to tease it . But , you know , it's so weird as we go right into good week . Bad week right now . It's not like it's like stick around for later in the show . When I talk about the story , it's literally we could be like and it's time for and then you could just tell it right now just for that , I'm not going to let you go first . You know what ? It's time for good week . Yes , it is . Bad week . Oh , no , Jack , I catch you before you're finished , but we will know how she almost died and got run over . Yeah , absolutely . Because you can't keep it and she can't keep it in . OK , so my good week is I have a new word for the living dictionary , and it is ghost cheeks . And it's when you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of previous ORCA's butches you sitting on a toilet . Me and ghost cheeks are good at home like Hegira just took a 45 minute dump , which is how long it takes him to poop . I don't know what he is . I don't know what they do in there . It's wild . What are you doing . It takes me two minutes anyways . But like when he does that and then I get a nice ghost chick , I guess a public bathroom ghost chick is not the very best in the entire world . You're doing something wrong . I mean , I grew up in a world where , like , I used a lot of outhouses and I don't even I'm not even scared of a public bathroom . Like , I'll sit down . I'm going to be OK . I know I do . Case by case . If it's a nice establishment , I will sit down , you know , I mean , I can I grew up on worked for pooping in porta potty so I can go wherever . Yeah . And also , you know , if it if the time has come , I'm not going to let it go to waste . I got to take it , seize the day , you know , one time that you got a Monique . But I do like the saying that's great . And you know , and now people have the fancy toilets that like are warm on purpose . You know , how they create ghosts . Are you ghosted or are you , you know , in are you rich ? Are you rich ? Yeah . Does your toilet create the ghost or do you have to create the ghost cheat yourself . Right . OK , so my bad week is I recently was on a plane and it's been a while since I've been on a plane and they are fucking disgusting . Like I really I've been away pretty back to disgusting . They were clean for a minute . No , no . Well No one . They are just packing planes to the brim now because there's just not that many flights . So they're just packing them to where they are overflowing . Every single seat is taken . And I just really forgot about how disgusting people are because I've been away from people for so long and I'm like , I actually am never going to get on a plane or any other public transportation without wearing a mask going forward . Like once covid is over , I am still masking up . People are so gross . It's like once I get on the plane I'm like , how is every single person sick on this plane ? Coughing , sneezing , just like babies crying . I'm like , this is this is not what I asked for . I like how you think a plane is gross because there's a baby crying . It is so disgusting . So people are coughing , there's babies crying . It really just adds the whole atmosphere . It's not . Yeah , yeah . It's not like a calming experience when there's there's , you know , droplets flying around right next to me and then a baby crying and spreading more germs , droplets , droplets , planes are sick . Anyways , that's my bad week . I was disgusted . OK , I'm going to go now with my bad week because there was a meme for a while that was going around and it rocked my world . OK , you guys know that Chilian Murphy is my number one , but not as Killian Murphy as Peaky Blinders . He Blinder's . I've never even seen the show and I shall be well , Billy Eilish just did the cover of What was a Vogue . Yeah . And they are doing side by sides . Of and it's it's it's killing off next village . And it says Billy Eilish is just killing Murphy in a wig and I can never unsee this now , which is so fucking true . They look like now . And you know what's weird is when I was watching the Billy Eilish documentary so attracted to her , I was attracted to her . She's hot . She is such like that . Yeah . So , Vibs , it's kind of a bummer , but also exciting . My good week is that I went home to your family . Oh , that was bad because you have chilian bad . Bad because if I ever get to have intercourse with him , all I'm going to see is Billy Eilish . It's like the guy that I used to date who looked exactly like his mom towards the end of our relationship . I could just see his mom . No , that's worse . That's worse . It's terrible . OK , so . Oh , so my my good week was I went home to Atlanta . I have not seen my niece and nephew in nine months . So I my nephews nine . And it's weirdly that time where for him at least it went from like baby boy to a boy , like a full blown boy . He's playing sports , he's doing all the things . And my sister was like , come to his baseball game . I had been to his baseball game nine months ago . He was like kind of shitty . And I'm like , how do you how do you endure this as a parent ? And I'm also like , how do you know when a kid is good , they're all bad . Yeah , but then I go to his game . It's a championship game . He's a pitcher now because it's not the dad throwing the balls out anymore . It's kids . Mom , he's so good . He's like one of the best kids on the team unanimously amongst the parents , amongst the kids , whatever . Damn , he's so he's so good . He steals is like a mother fucker . He's like the fastest kid on the team . And I started to become a psychopath . I was like emotional . I was crying behind my sunglasses because I was just like , he's so grown up . And it's amazing that he's actually good at something . And it was just like the most exciting thing ever . And now I'm looking at his schedule for , like , the all star season and I'm literally going to fly back for all of it . I'm a psycho . Oh , my God , I love it . It's so cute , though . I mean , really , I'm just hoping he buys me like a mansion when he plays in the big leagues . You like , you know , who's always supported me at his Hall of Fame . He's got evidence I want to thank anti backor . Yeah . Loving me . Even when I was a bad player , she would come to the games to do so badly . Wow . It's finally my turn . Good week . I retrieved the boot . The boot is back . I got the boot is back . I got the boot . So many people have been asking me about it . I wore the boot they saw on Instagram . They're like , is that the boot ? And I want to confirm the boot . Do you want to know ? Oh , I did it . Yeah . Tell us how you retrieved it . So in my new house , there is a very high window that has a window shutter . And much like when you're shopping at Forever 21 , they have this like very long stick with a hook on it where you can , like , go and get the thing off the top rack , you know , but it's for the window shutter . So jeanius me got out the stepstool . I mean , the tall ladder and also my boot obviously loves me and wanted to be found because she landed exactly right side up with the two little hooks for ready to be hooked back , ready to be hooked by my little window closer . So I cook window down . I superyacht took me about three minutes . Thank God she's back . Thank God that story's over . OK , now to the serious stuff . Bad week . You got a real knack . You know that what you think things I mean , you just made a story out of something no one cares about . What's happening . We're very invested in the boot . Yeah , but you could just be like I found my boot . Yeah , she made it very dramatic . There was a story arc , you know me when I was beginning , middle and end . When I told you I lost the boot , we talked about the different ways I could retrieve the boot . And you were BECC , as I remember , very passionate that I didn't soar into my closet . Yeah , I'm glad you didn't do that so thing . Actually , I apologise . I'm glad that you told us how you got it . I was with you . Yeah . You were worried that I could just saw some cars . OK , here we go . So I went down to San Diego to visit my friend Jody and we went up for breakfast in the morning . And San Diego's so beautiful . Things are open . They have a lot of the streets closed down with like little fences that do that outside breakfast bar , you know , so we had a table for two . And next to us was the fence . And on the direct right , left side of me was a parking spot . So we like it was kind of weird when you're sitting in the middle of the road for , like cars to drive by and then like park in that parking spot . But we see this guy and he goes up to parallel park and he's working and he's like , he's getting close . He's getting close . He's getting close . This bitch did not stop . He hit the fence , started rolling over me and Jodi and my parfait . And I look at what speed are we talking about , like three miles an hour . But still , like it was like that Austin Powers thing was like it's like coming for me . And I hit the trunk and I was like , hit , hit , hit , hit , hit , hit , hit head . And I was like , oh my God . And then he's like , he goes , What ? Like , why are you hitting my car ? I'm like , OK , well , you're running over me . So then he pulls up , he ends up getting out of the car and instead of being like , oh , sorry , wow . I was pretty . Didn't realize I was so close . He gets out of the car and he looks directly at me and he goes , Did you survive you ? That's it . And then just walked in to get his parfait . What I did was he crunched the fence of wherever we were . Did you survive that kind of a car was in he was in like a sedan . And I mean , first of all , it was a lofty parking spot for that long nosed car . Like if it had been the little Fiat I drive , it would have zipped in . But like you said , everybody has a tiny , tiny firm . Not everyone has . It's like Jack is like , you know what ? I'm going to do the compact in her jeep . Like , No , you don't fit here . No . Anyway , the fact that I got out and he was like , oh , sorry . Oh , like , hey , are you OK ? He just went , did you survive ? There's something that really triggers me when a man . Is a fucking smart ass like that ? Yes , like Vanderlyn when they go up , he doubled up . He ran me over . You know what that's called gaslighting . That is some gaslights you , Dick , like I can handle some , like , bitchy woman having a bad day , because at the end of the day , I can understand . I'll be like , you know what ? It's hard enough having a vagina . You had a bad moment . I could probably have a drink with you and end up really like you . That guy , he murders his wife . Mm hmm . The king asked , and it was her fault and it was her fault . But I'm also like , this is so crazy to react in the whales vagina . Like we're having a breakfast parfait on a Wednesday morning . Like , slow your roll down the weekend . It was that hard to find a parking spot like I saw them . It's you I hate . How did you survive ? OK , so now can I get a vote ? Was the story worth it ? Honestly , it wasn't . It was not . Well , I'm not buying that you almost died . I'm not buying it . However , I bet that he accidentally , like , backed up and like tapped was wasn't the tap . It was it wasn't a tap . Because you have photo proof of the damage . No , because I should have taken it . You're right . But here's the thing . I have hit many walls before and I've even hit my friend Oscar at work . I ran into him . I backed into him because I had two electric car and he didn't hear me coming . So , like , I know what it's like to hit something with your car and like , you hit something and you feel it and then you stop . Right . He hit it and then he continued to keep parking to the point where we had to get up out of our seats because the table was going . So , I mean , I didn't almost die , but I felt like that . When we come back , Molly Sims . Molly Sims . OK , it's time to talk Antiaging , my favorite topic ever , and my favorite , best friend for my anti aging regime and skin . Overall treatment is my amnesiacs contour . So basically it is the safest , most effective home use device available out there . And they've got the FDA clearance and forty plus peer reviewed clinical papers to prove it . What does that mean ? It means it works . 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Our guest today was the Oji Sports Illustrated hottie with not one but two Vogue covers bitches , mudslinging campaigns for Jimmy Choo , Chanel and Armani . She's taking over the world , hosting iconic shows like MTV's House of Style and being a contributor to The View , writing three books and acting on the long-running series Las Vegas and in movies like Benchwarmers and Pink Panther . However , you may not know this , but she is the reason that you and I spent the last year putting everything that we own into clear plastic bins and labeling them via the home at it because , yeah , she created that show boat , but she's really come into her best self during quarantine with her hilarious mom life talks and now her new podcast , Lipstick on the Rim . We're so excited to have her with us today . Please welcome to the lead again . Most concerns , I guess that was really that was a really good intro , by the way . It's like really that was like I have no money left because I literally edited my whole life . And I know you need organization . You've written books about it . Like , did you know that this was going to be I mean , obviously you had a feeling this was going to be the head of the head . No , I mean , when they were standing in my pantry , God , this was , what , three , three and a half years ago , and , you know , there is something to say about chemistry , but they just had it . And I walked out and I was like told my husband at the time he was not at Netflix . He was a producer . And I'm like , I swear to God , these two girls could be a TV show . I'm like , just listen to them . They like talk about a box or like a cereal . Boxes are like pasta , like it's just they could go on for hours and like , they're funny and like they're the odd couple . And then yes , I do . I am a little bit obsessed with organization . We're actually in preproduction . We're about to start in two days , in a few days for season two . So I'm excited . Excited . Can't wait to see who's on it . I know . So before we get to your podcast , I do want to ask you about the tick tock . So you have begun really helping us celebrate in these national holidays that you've essentially made up . Now it's like I know red wine day , white wine day , like . So what are what what's coming up in June for us to get excited about ? I don't know , but I'm sure I'll find one . But I got to find I got there's always like a Paloma a national Paloma Day also make up my National Day sometimes just because I need to in that moment . But it's fine . I will say we do have a lot of we have a I have a lot of fun doing them . I would not have pegged myself as a tick talker per say in my mid 40s , but , you know , you never know . A side hustle like that can go somewhere . It's pretty crazy for fans . Yeah , no , you give me hope , because I also have been really trying to make like , oh my God , elder millennial Tic-Tac happen . So you guys don't have kids , right yet . And no one's trying . I know one strike is trying , I guess . Try your luck . Congrats on your baby . I did a little I did a little research and look at you . It's going to happen . It's going to happen . Thank you . Take that . We're so excited . OK , so we were talking about week care before we started so back and I went to we care and we did the cleanse and I actually like about Tabuk like I need to go back . I need to get back . I will go back with you . Do you know that this was my 21st year ? Of going there , so I went to get ready for Sports Illustrated , I think it was in 1999 , I went with my mom in August , I flew from Paris and I have been going off and on for 21 years only . I've done colonics . I've done it all . I can live on awful , disgusting green juice . But it's crazy because it used to be used to be like shit trailer that you're like , what ? Where are where am I going ? They've now since in the last literally year , have redone the whole thing for the most part . But I will say it shit works . It does like cleans you out doesn't necessarily like it's not like you're going to lose a ton . I mean but it also gives you on like the journey to like changing your taste buds and not drinking , you know , a bottle of Pullo , you know , a bottle of wine . And I like it does help . It's true . I actually was nervous when you before we started recording , Molly said , which one of you went to we care . And Kelsey and I raise our hands . We're like , wait , why ? Because she said it in a way that maybe she heard something through the grapevine . Because I had the bill over . I had the big pooped the bed , I had the poop , the bed , which we talked about already on the podcast . I had a colonic that was explosive and I've never been more embarrassed . I don't know what's happening . There was like a whole Costco bag of pads underneath me . I didn't know it was happening . I mean , I was the stomach was flat the next morning . You that for those of you listening to this podcast right now , for those of you who are judging that have not ever had I had a colonic , you have no idea what can go wrong . A lot . A lot . But I know they're so disgusting . And I every time I'm like , I'm not going to do the caloric , but every time I'm there , I'm like , I'll do all of them . Like with let me at five I bailed . I bailed on my last one . I was like , what's crazy is that you get addicted to looking at the tube and you're like , wait , this is in me . Like this came out of me like I will say , like for whatever it's worth , it does , it does help overall health and wellness get the stuff , you know , all this shit we eat and all that stuff we owe . But it is hard . Exactly . It's kind of intense . OK , so let's talk about the podcast . This idea obviously came to you during quarantine and you were like , all right , this is something and you're so funny and you are such a speaker . So I'm glad you're like going out in this world again . So where did it come from ? You know , it came from I'm really into , you know , my world of beauty and someone of fashion . But I love beauty . I love it inside . Outside . I love as you know , I've been doing things like a week care for 100 years . And I do . I love all the aspects of it . And I think with Molly Sims Dotcom , it just was that perfect . Go to here's , you know , the aspirational , amazing . This is what you could look like to . But then there's also the side of me where I think some people don't really see and I don't accidentally it might have happened by getting talked into doing a tick tock or two that I think , you know , because I don't get to act as much as I used to anymore , because I have three very small kids and I didn't want to live my life in a trailer . So that came . And then I think people forgot , if you didn't know me , that I was funny and I threw that I , I gained a lot of more of being more relatable . And I've always thought I was relatable . I always thought , like , you know , but those two worlds of relatable and aspirational , I really felt like , where is a forum or what ? What could I do with that ? And I think the podcast really helped me . Like that's where I was like , because everybody always said , you should do a podcast , you should talk . And I do love talk . I was I was it really sat on a podcast per say , but I will say it kind of started in me getting a little bit like you guys . All my girlfriends were very different . But because I really love beauty and wildness , I my best girlfriend of seventeen years , I met her , I complimented her hair at Sundance seventeen years ago was like the perfect golden ombre , long thick lioness . And we bonded over her hair and then she kind of I didn't really mean like call me . I just meant that's what you say in Hollywood . And so . And she called you and she called your friends within you to call me . Yeah , I really I was like , oh , she's like , I'm in town . And I was like , oh , OK . Anyway , that that led to , you know . Literally , we've had three , six babies between us . Wow . He moved from the city , he left the city to Summit , New Jersey . We're just going to say summit . And she and I , that's the person who I ultimately talk about a lipstick , a candle , a diet . I live . You know , she lives , I eat to live . She loves to eat . And she's five , four . I'm five , 10 like . And we have gone through life together . And I think that's what's been amazing for me . And I am sure you guys have found that through Lady Gaga , you have a little bit of therapy . You get to learn a lot about yourself and people get to have real takeaways and can really , you know , through your stories and your sharing of information , it's it's it goes both ways . And so I'm hoping I think we have so much fun doing it . I will say it's been . It's been easier in a weird way than I thought it was a little bit hard to have the network chemistry test because I you know , I mean , I'm used to producing and and I'm like , I know I'm not going to take this person . I'm not going to do these . I'm going to I'm going to pick an unknown girl who lives in New Jersey who's never had really any experiences , was in the fashion industry for 20 years . And now she does a baby food startup . But I really want her to do my co-op , be my colors . And so I will say that audition your best friend . I will say I might find chemistry within like 30 minutes . You know , I was like , we're good , we're good because you can't be chemistry and you can't be honesty and authenticity . And that is really I mean , really what it's all about . I think we as influencers and people in the entertainment business , you know , everyone just gets to see the photo shopped best version , version , version , version of yourself . And I think it's really good way that I can delve into that world and still , you know , keep privacy with my family in certain areas . So now I do want to talk about this is something we talk about a lot on the podcast that you married in Normy so you could have married anyone . And I'm and I'm sure that you have an amazing book in you of all your torrid , I hope , hot love affairs with , like , sexy guys in Hollywood during your reign . But you went and ended up marrying a normal guy . What are the benefits of marrying a normy we are all with Nahmias . Well , Jared's not an army . Jack is dating a rock star , but we are on the inside . He's not inside an army on the inside . Um , you know , I look , I had an old saying , kind of like when with models , like if the boyfriend was always with a model , then he didn't have a job . He didn't have anything to do . And basically he was a loser . But so I had that real experience of like , you know , and it's fine . I don't you're wrong . It's not a cool actor , like Do Dirty , grungy , kind of like , you know . But at one point I had the story about like . I was saying this one guy is one actor , he's an ass , but they all are not all just Josh . He's a sweet one . But did you date I went on a date with him . No . Oh , you're not with him ? I went on a date with his best friend , and then somehow he ended up on the date with me . So I was kind of on a double date because like it was like , don't pretend Josh Duhamel is your wingman , you idiot . Not to try to hook up . He's just trying to be a dodgeball . Yeah , totally . So you're dating an ass , those dating guys . And I remember when I even like I he , like , had an Airstream and like I was trying to pretend like I like Heineken and and it was like cool and lived in a tent and like , oh no . This Matthew McConaughey . No , no . I mean , I love my view , but no , he's he's he's a better version . Matthew's a better version , but . It's just like it wasn't normal , it was like trying and like if I heard some actor dude whatever say journey one more time , my husband is normal . I had my birthday yesterday and this is how normal is . I was putting together a little lacrosse team for my eight year old and I'm coming off the lacrosse field . He literally my oldest was like , do you want your birthday to start now ? And I was like , sure , OK . And he goes , We're going to a hotel . We're kidnapping you . They kidnapped me . We went , you know , and the to the hotel had dinner balloons , cake , little Ingenico , little Chanel . It was just awesome . And then we talked to my kids teachers and we skipped school . Of course , they wanted to go to Santa Monica Pier . And that's my husband . He's normal . He's fine , but he can is definitely a bad ass in his own . Like he doesn't . I mean , he was definitely a player a little bit , but he's normal . I don't know , Mary Normal . That's the one thing I can . I can give advice on , but he does put me in my place like he's definitely one of those guys that , you know , I can't run all over him . And if I could , it'd be like so not sexy . But I do love a normal . When you look like you , even if you have a normal , you need someone that's still going to , like , challenge you a little bit . You know what I mean ? You did . You always want something . It doesn't matter what they look like , if you look like me or whatever , you always want someone to challenge you . I think that's the one thing like my husband really loves and lets me be me . Like he knows , like , again , whether I'm trying to produce three movies or I'm putting together a lacrosse team or I'm building a busy business like he lets me . I don't know . He also is a big picture guy , which I love like I love an entrepreneurial , you know , and he takes chances and he . He lives life , you know , and I think it's it's fine to be on the journey with him . God , I just had a journey . There you go . So did your get out , Molly . Well , I was actually very happy that you're going to come on and talk about lipstick on the rim here on Lady Yang , because for my own real so I'm the eldest lady Ganga . I'm , you know , six months away from turning 40 . And at the beginning of 39 , I was trying to do this thing called my year of hot weather with like two teas where I was going to be like my hottest ever . So I went to weeker . It started with back . And I go in a week where I was like , I'm giving up gluten and I'm not going to drink carbonated drinks . And then I got so beautiful , like the hair , the skin , the abs . Like , I was just like , it's smoking . It's like you got dumped . But yes , that then my body . I got too confident . I got too confident in my year of hot and it all fell down . And now I have acne and my face . I haven't seen Dr. Diamond in so long . My face is reverting back to my born face , which is like I . So anyway , so I'm having that like I'm turning 40 break down where I'm feeling so bad about myself , so ugly . The aging is like really getting to me and like I'm not mad at the way I look , but I'm not happy . And I need your help on aging gracefully and doing it like the way you do it , because you don't you just seem confident . Well , you're confident , too . I do love that you did the year of what did you say the year , the year of hot beer hot . I was just researching something and I was like I was doing a podcast research thing . And I was like , I want to do an episode on Don't Waste the pretty OK . And what I mean by dumb idea , don't waste the pretty . A friend of mine said it just for it . He's like , I always waste pretty like and you're going to be fine on it . That's the one thing I can say . But also , you know , I am a big believer and you know , nothing drastic . But a little bit by little bit . By a little bit whether it's a Dr. Diamond moments . Exactly . Exactly . But I also think half of it is your attitude and how you feel . I interviewed the other day Serena kErogEn , but her confidence for such a young girl was so amazing . And I was so impressed . And I think , like . Forty , I mean , is the new 30 , and I really , honestly believe that I think you got to own it . You got at 40 . I know I sound so old saying this , and I just turned 48 yesterday . So I know I kind of . But then I look at it and I'm like my life . Like , I , I take care of myself , like , I think , you know , I so many influencers in entertainment and actors and actresses say like , oh , I don't do anything . I just drink water , I just boil water and all the oil and I just , you know , control my belly . That's just not true . Like I have to where I'm having back problems . That's what happens when you're late 40s . But I have to work out . I have never been blessed . I've never had a Brazilian wake up . I'm look , 17 , I , I have to work hard and I will say that to you . Don't waste the pretty on it . Do whatever you have to do little by little . I'm not a huge fan of lasers just because I've seen a lot of women over the years with crazy micro dermabrasion and now they can't . They're so slick and tight and brassy that nothing sticks on their face anymore . But I would I would own it . I think you got to own it . You're 39 . Do you want to get married ? I am married . You're married . You want kids ? No . You don't want kids ? No . Babies can go for it . Go see Tracy Cunningham or Liz Young and that get your hair color . Let go for it . You know , it's chosen for it . Like I believe that like this I come to the lacrosse team . Can we do my birthday ? Yes . Are you sure , by the way ? I think the lipstick on the ram , like , that's the one thing I do tell women , like on your shit , like , you know , get in there , whatever it is , like pull the hair back , put a mask on and you know , it's OK to do things like I think it's when you wait so long that you're like . Holly , what did you do , you know what I mean ? I don't I don't think you can do that , but then I don't think you should be doing Botox when you're 17 . So , you know , I mean , it's all about balance . You don't you never want someone to say , what did you do ? You want someone to say , oh , you you look good . Or or I don't know if have you I've never had people say , like , what did you do ? But that's sometimes why I like being like , what the hell did you do ? You know what I mean . Like in my mind . Oh yeah . The slippery slope on that note when we come back , Molly's going to fix your life . If she hasn't already . If she hasn't already . Summertime is here . And when I am by the pool , I want to cool off . And I also want to do double duty by cooling off , hydrating , but also getting my gut healthy . That's why I'm obsessed with HESA . So it's probiotics that are added to their cells to support healthy gut . They taste so good , exhilarating when chilled . 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Good morning , good afternoon and good night and welcome to Tea Party , people are ready to pack the most fun you'll ever listen to while you're voting your clothes . Now , let's get this straight . This is not your average podcast that people already know is super fun , super crazy . It's pretty much an in-your-face conversation . That's the good thing about us . We don't do interviews . We do conversations . All of my guests and my co-host , we chill , we drink , we play games . We have the song of the week . We have to create a curse word of the week as long as you're having fun as our guest . Speaking of guest , each week I'm going to go through my whole contact list and dive headfirst into the world of music , gaming exotic cars , 10 strippers , probably doctors , probably probably strippers that are only stripping so they can pay for tuition to become a doctor . You never know what's going to make you a drink right here . We're going to try to make you play the author . It's a lot going on , but that's what it's all about over here . And he pays ready radio talk and see you soon . Hey there , Lady Funk . Ask the Lady Gaga . OK , so we're back this part of our podcast . We have our listeners write in questions about love and life and everything in between , and then we try to give them advice and fix their lives . Sometimes it's great , sometimes it's not so great . So here's our first question is from soon to meet . Well , soon to be Mrs. . She says , my future mother in law has been staying in my one hundred thousand square foot condo with my fiancee and I for a month now , much longer than I originally agreed to . She's a nice enough person and tries her best to stay out of my way . However , she is constantly at the house . She has other family members with homes , but my fiancee is a total mama's boy , so bringing this up will start a fight . You don't want to cross the mom line ? Do I talk to my fiancee or do I go and bear it ? A thousand square foot apartment with three people ? You can't you can't have them with the mom , can't with a mom grin and bear it . I listen , I would have a talk with her fiance . I mean , if I were you , I would have a talk with your fiancee and I would , you know , say , listen , it's like so tight . Like , I feel like I she's always here when I'm home . Like , I would definitely . But my brother was a mama's boy . My husband's a mama's boy . Don't what the mama's boy . Because I'm telling you , you got my big mom like the wedding's off . The wedding is now . I would . Yeah , I would . I would tread lightly . But listen , I'm sure she's probably annoyed , too . You're in a thousand square foot . I mean , I'm sure it's also been a month and a half is a lot . I'm not going to lie , but I would definitely tread lightly . But I would say , you know , I love her . She's amazing . But I'm just I need , you know , a little bit of space . Is there any way and if you do it right , he should , you know , come around at least kind of try to understand your point of view . But that is very tricky . That's just an objectively small space to be sharing with three people . Like that's a fact that you can bring up . It's not like I don't like your mom , but it's like this is a very tiny , tiny area to be sharing with three people . I think we're like , yeah , yeah , we're married , scrapped . And then you can nip it in the butt . Yeah , totally . Totally . No more . Mom , I'm I'm a Gemini . And Scott , like , how many people that I marry . I'm like several , you know , that going in the right direction . Our second question comes from Kylie . She says , How do you decide if not having kids is the right choice for you and that you won't regret your decision ? I would love to know what made you decide either way that we have kids or to not have kids whatsoever . Do you know people that regret the decision that they made ? And do you regret your choices ? The question is like Molik , have you you have three children , your lacross mom , like , has there ever been a time where you like God ? I could have just not had kids and I could be eating at Charcuterie Board in Paris right now , every single day of my life now that's why . So I hide in my closet and drink or hide in the pantry and eat snacks . You buy my own computer keyboard , I get my eat . Well , that's the one thing I will tell you . Like , I know you guys don't have kids yet , but you don't understand why you will sometimes just chow down and chicken fingers and cheddar bunnies and you're like , what the you're like , I just don't waste a pretty if I'm going to say I'm not one . OK , so I have not ever regretted it in terms of that way . I , I , I think if you're questioning it , I think you someone gave me this advice . If you don't do it , you , if you do it you won't regret it . But if you don't , you might regret it . And again , no one can tell you to do it or not to do it . And it doesn't mean you're a better person if you have kids or you don't have kids . My two of my friends don't have any kids and they're amazing . They never wanted kids . I do think it's a really I . I think it's a very hard question , and I think only you can answer that . You know , I think if you wake up one day and you really wanted a child , I think that could also happen . I always say , you know , people who are struggling , you're going to get your baby , you know , one way or another , you're going to get your baby . So I also say , you know , to the person asking , I it's OK not to want them . It's OK . It's it's it's OK to want them . I never wanted kids young . I knew that my mom was older when she had me . I didn't get married till I was 37 , 38 . I didn't have my first baby till 38 , 39 . And I was we were just downstairs talking about it . Like after 35 , they tell you your geriatric , pregnant , awful and all my word , they need a different word . I literally walked out of the specialist . When you're older , you have the CDC , the Nigella's . I walked out of Dr. Silverman like this geriatric mama is never coming back . But , yeah , I do think that it is really a really personal decision . But I do think they add so much to your life and I think never in a million years when that baby . OK , you know , you just think , well , how am I going to . You just you can't imagine the love . Oh , I love that . I love that answer . Good answer . Last question comes from Anonymous . She says , I have a friend who I have become close with over the last couple of years . But in the past few months , she has shown a different side filled with lies and emotional manipulations . We have a handful of mutual friends and she has clearly invested in making our friendship work . But I'm done . How do I carefully pull out of the friendship without causing drama for myself or our mutual friends ? That's a tricky one . I'm not for toxic people . I'm not for toxic girlfriends . You know , I have a really good like you guys . You call your lady gang . I call it my tribe . I mean , my girls are everything . Listen , we pass each other off , we yell at each other . We're , you know , but at the end of the day , we're literally for one another in every way . UPS and downs , babies , divorces , alcoholics . I mean , you freakin name it , we have been there for one another . First of all , I think you could sit down and have a conversation of like , look this , you know , be honest , as honest as you want to be . But I also think you could do it the other way where you just kind of slowly pull away and you never know . You can come back . And but I am not for at one point you have to you know , I've had to pull away from relationships . I , I was texting a girl I didn't talk to you for . She didn't talk to me for over two years . She was going through a difficult time . She had a lot of grief in her life . She lost she miscarried four times . Like there is a reason why she was sad and angry . I just I ultimately , though , I couldn't be the punching bag . And I think , you know , but that doesn't mean that our friendship ended . It was just a pause . But sometimes it's OK to end and I think it's OK to end a friendship and people will come and go . But I think the one thing that can really pull you down is someone that's not on your team and not on your side . And if you're not on my team and you're not on my side of yourself . Yeah , she just took us to friend church . It's actually a great way to differentiate because you're absolutely right . Nobody's perfect all the time , including ourselves . And friendships are supposed to go through the ups and the downs and all that . But the thing that I struggle with the most is when to cut it loose . And I think the thing for me and my gut is when they're not on my side , like , you can be pissed at me , you could be annoyed with me . But when you are not rooting for me anymore is when it's it's a good time to sever those ties . I think you're right . I think they're rooting as the most important . I had to you know , I had a situation the other day where I was like , listen , I you know , it got back to me that you're talking about me . I just want to let you know that I know it . I heard it . You can either own it and will be OK . And I'll pretend like this , you know , conversation never happened or you can lie and all conversation . We won't ever have a conversation again . And the person chose to admit it . I'm sorry . Wrong . I let it go . But I said to the girl , I said , you're either on my side and you root for me because I root for you . I know your situation . I know what's going on . I know you're deeply unhappy , but I feel root for you . So if you can't root for me and be on my side , we're done . But when someone you know is Becca is not rooting for you , if you don't feel like they want like I want my I want my girlfriends to win , I want them to . And the world of lottery and the game of life like I want I want you know , I want that . But , you know , when someone's not on your side and , you know , ultimately , like , I had a friendship where and I was kind of kind of the same with I just had a friendship like that made me always feel bad about myself , like I always felt bad about myself . I'm like , I don't want to feel bad about myself . Like in sometimes people's expectations of you and what they think of you and what they're already so sad that you can't change that . And it's so hard because it's the same time . I don't want to feel bad about myself and I don't want to feel like I'm always doing something wrong . And I think , again , it's it's a slippery slope and people aren't perfect . But when they're not on your side and ultimately ultimately when they don't root for you , it's done for me . I need to send you in to one of my friends who's talking shit about me . I've been sitting around for six months not knowing what to do clearly , and I cut from the same cloth . Oh , listen , don't here's the one thing I can tell you , and it will eat you alive . Do not do not be passive aggressive . Oh , so hard . It's hard . I know no one likes confrontation , but you actually will feel better and it's uncomfortable . But so so many girls like don't know how to talk about money because they don't want to be uncomfortable . Like it's OK to be uncomfortable . It's OK for you to feel like I don't know what to say , you know , awkward . You're talking about me . Are we . Are we good . Are we not good ? Like it's it's OK to be uncomfortable sometimes I think . That's the one thing I learned in my 40s , like , you're going to be high , you're going to be low , you're going to have you're going to win , you're going to lose . Like but it's OK to , like , be unhappy . It's OK to be sad . And someone dumped you or you're didn't get the pregnancy test . You wanted the answer from it . Like it's OK to live in that , you know what I mean ? It's OK . Like , I think everyone's so used to giving the pep talk . Yeah , it's hard . I don't wish it on anyone . But I will say back , if you end up doing it , you will feel better . And I promise you , the girl will as well . Can I send an email ? No , and you certainly can't send a text , you've Texases , you know , I want to be like you're talking shit about me . It's really awkward . Do you ever see it's a little screenshot you could send over ? No , nothing like that . Just , you know , people people talk . I know . But here's the thing . Here's the great thing . And what is my ask the lady gang with Molly . You guys are like this is a spinoff called I Needs Help . Help me , Molly . Help me , Molly . Let me make money . That's a great segment . You need to add that to your podcast . Help me , Molly . Boom . No , I was going to say , like in Lady Gang , when we have shit with each other and like , things are not right , like we are just come out balls to the wall , like , stop texting me . That's because that's how our relationship is . Not everybody's relationship with all their friends is the same . You know what I mean ? I guess so . That's why I don't have friends , you know , that , like , keeps it really easy . Know friends . You have no friends . I have a dog in a journal and a machine and you don't need anyone . You just alone all the time by yourself . And I love me . OK , anyway , Molly has to go . She has many shows to make . She used to make me my second season of home at it so I can be inspired to more things and all of her projects and movies and shows and all that stuff . You guys have to come on . And it's called lipstick on there for a reason . We talk all things beauty and we drink . So yeah , well , I have a great time . We're so into that . And you guys check out obviously check out the podcast . You get Tuesdays after you listen to Lady Gaga head on over , listen to lipstick on the rim . You're going to love it . You can check out Molly , all of her projects . I'm Molly Sims dot com and follow her online at Molly Sims . And you're going to really want to follow her on tech talk . I'm just saying I'll make you feel less alone . And that's the whole goal of Lady Gaga . Somaly , thank you for being here . Thank you for being so honest . Thank you for drinking water . And we will see you next Tuesday . Thanks for listening . 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