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The Shane Show
00:29:46 3/10/2021

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Is she going to be 24 minutes? Yeah. Any twenty four minutes of your time, that's it, it's need. Twenty four minutes. I got s**t to talk about. It's been a couple of months. Hold on a sec. Hey, today. If you're watching on the Twitch, you saw the pre-show s**ts, you know, you guys are special. I see you Ruby 247. Appreciate you. That's another subscription. That's four dollars. That's two dollars and seventy five cents. Come in this guy's way into. I have it another said about a month and a half. But you know what, I got s**t to say tonight. I was I. You know what the thing is, I've been having some Trump withdrawal, I need some of this. I need some of this guy in my life. I'm addicted to this too. I want to see this guy making an a*s out of himself. On some level, I've had like, I'm having Trump withdrawal. Where are you at? You pig Cheeto. Can't this pig cheetah work it out and get me some drama? First of all, politics are never boring, but yes, I miss the pig Cheeto. I can't wait for New York to get in, boy, New York's common bro. New York is coming for you, Paquito and your fam and all your f**king relatives and all your grandkids and all your great grandkids. Shame to you, pig Cheeto. Well, there's a lot to talk about why there's so much going on right now with cancel culture. It's now me. But the s**t on the Democrats for the next four years is how this works. The people in power are the other. It's just you take shots at the people in power. That's what you do around here. It's what we do around here, the shades show, and I got news for you. I saw something today on the news that pisses me off. Evidently, there's this new category of sexual orientation, because, you know, we need another one cis genders, trans genders, lesbians, homosexuals. There's some new s**t now. I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding. There's some s**t now called super straight. Because I guess straight isn't straight enough. So they got this new ship called Super Superstring, which I guess is. I don't find anybody in the same sex attractive at all. All they do is think about chicks. Or if you're a chick, you don't ever find no other chick sexy or hot. You just find dudes hot. It's called super straight. I'm not kidding you. When I tell you that this is happening, it's absurd. We are fighting ourselves. Well, we're now in a different fight for our own f**king lives around here because there is no chance for anybody on any level to be out of line at all or to even. Investigate a thought about something without a thousand billion people waiting to pounce. And that is not healthy for the discourse and the conversation and ultimately learning about each other so that we can what? Oh, so that we can progress. So all you progressive a*****es that are sitting at your keyboards in your mom's basement waiting for Biden's check. All you waiting to pounce? Because you're so. Progressive. Just realize. That you're actually hurting what it is that you stand for. Because I don't know if they're there are quite a bit of exam. There are quite a bit there's many examples about progressive ness or progressivity. I happen to be one of them personally. But we can talk about progressives in the way that Joe Biden might be one of the most progressive politicians in the history of politics. But the people on the far left would never admit that, nor would they think of it in those terms because the guy's not handing out free college for everybody and loan forgiveness and f**king communism. You people in the progressive left wing of the party have real issues. Why is f**king Dr Seuss being cancelled? And if you are not into Dr. Seuss or some of the books that were written 50 to 60 years ago, but still have an incredibly valid and positive message. What is it that you're trying? To achieve. Great. Let's cancel Dr. Seuss. Now, where are we going? Now, where are we going? What's next? What's next in? We watch I watch it. Megan Broad and the hairy dude. I watched that woman and I guess, you know, there would be a lot of people out there that would be like this the most, she's very progressive. She's standing up for racism and calling it out and taking chances, and she's given her whole life for the bulls**t. Bulls**t. I watched some of that interview tonight, by the way, they both look terrible. They were looking way better three years ago when they were f**king hanging out in the valleys, for Christ sake. Now they're hanging out in some farm in Montecito now. It wasn't any bad. I'm sure it's very nice, but it ain't Buckingham Palace and these motherf**kers look tore up. And I know she's pregnant now, you can't say that about a pregnant lady. Yes, I can. She looks f**ked up. Usually, pregnant women look amazing, usually women when they're pregnant, never look better. This bra looks f**ked up, and again, the end, the depression, the hairy. This dude is in a concert, we did f**king jowls hanging off this guy. He's been drinking nonstop for the last five years. This poor guy is he. He's got himself in do a real load of fakery. I'm trying to figure out this guy has no idea what he's doing, he just sitting there. He's sitting there next to his woman, the woman calling his f**king brother and his dad a racist, the Oprah on national television. And then Oprah looks over at him and goes, Joe, you got anything to say about that. And the guy's like, Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. Which you realize, right? She probably should've let her husband know that she was going to straight out, call her brother, his brother and his dad f**king racist. You might want to keep that s**t under. Why does everything need to be told to Oprah? Why do we need to have an interview about this stuff? I'm not going to bag on Meghan Markle. I'm not, but there's real issues going on with her, and there's real issues going on with Prince Harry for Christ's sake. We are talking about a. I'm not it's not 500 years. This is a thousand year old white male aristocracy. We need to give them a couple of minutes to catch up to where 2021 is because they're trapped in the broke age. And win a goofy old white king to be not like a fake king. Not let go when she's walking down the street like a king. When the king in charge of a thousand year old white aristocracy is having ridiculously embarrassing questions for himself about the color of his grandchild skin, because that's the thinking in the end, the A and the makeup of a thousand years of history that's been impressed upon him. There needs to be a better way to handle that situation. This episode of The Shades show is sponsored by HelloFresh dot com. Delicious. That's what I'm saying. Break out of your dinner with HelloFresh has 22 seasonal chef curated recipes each week. 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And this is going to be the moment where we try to help progress their thinking so that we can move the monarchy forward in a positive and a healthy way, and laugh with your husband and go home and go, Oh my God, your father was talking about the our f**king kid's skin color because he's lost. Not. Use that as the thing to sell the interview so that a billion people. Now we're under the impression. That this guy is a f**king racist. And there's the hairy, the brother slash son. Well, that's it. Those relationships are over forever. Because that woman made a decision to state that to the world in in public. If there was something about her or him and her wanting to help or make things better, maybe we don't personalize an old man who's living in a thousand year old f**king dark age. Maybe we don't personalize his thinking and we help him get to a different and better place so that the world can be less white. Nobody is wrong and nobody is right, but there are ways they handle things, and no, I don't. We don't need to know, by the way, we already do know that the fact that the monarchy of England is his state is clearly ridiculously trapped in the dark ages and races. So what do we do to help them get? But nobody wants that. I just want to talk to Oprah because I grew up in Alhambra, and I can't believe that's part of this too. Part of this is, you know. And this is f**king his fall. Here he's got a look at his broad and go. Listen, I know you are excited about the carriages and the shutting down of London and the dress and the bagpipes and my drunk dad and the whole and the wedding in the church and the thing in the fairy tale. I get all that. I'm in on all of that. And I. But guess what? There's also. A thousand years of institutional heritage that's going to suck. That you're going to have to fight against that, we're going to all have to handle internally because that's part of the gig of being a prick. It's. It's all unfortunate. And in the same breath, who gives a f**k? Who gives a f**k? So they live in a modest seat on their chat it up with Oprah in there and they're springing on the world that in a thousand year old white aristocracy is racist. We didn't learn nothing new. We ain't or nothing new. We just learned that Harry's drunk because Harry looks like he has been sober in a year. It's interesting, you know, I don't. That stuff ultimately doesn't matter or right, or except for, I guess for me, curly, I think to myself, what the f**k does my opinion even matter? What gives a f**k, which is why I have struggled to be on the air? Because who gives a f**k? What you think? Shame. Who cares? You old white f**k. But I did want to talk about this because it just seems like we're all sort of still missing the boat here. We're missing the boat. There is nothing about what happened on Oprah. That did anything to benefit anybody. But Oprah. It didn't benefit the f**king royal family. It didn't certainly didn't benefit Charles. Now we know the guy walks around in the f**king Buckingham Palace with a hood on half the day, for Christ's sake. And it doesn't benefit Meghan and Harry. It's just part of where we live now, which is get it out there who get it someone else's opinion with my my private life publicly. It's so. Well, it's just so 2021, isn't it? It's just so 2021, like we're just now taught that we just need to make everything in our private lives public. And it's just silly. None of us need to know or here. I mean, it's just I don't. And what how does it? I'm confused. When you go and you do that interview Harry and Meghan and I'm not s**tting on her right, I'm s**tting on both of them. It's there's no way back from this. There's no way back. You are completely finished. And for Megan, there isn't a lot of consequence behind that, right, because she doesn't have the legacy and the history and the lineage. To look after. And whether this hairy guy likes it doesn't like it, it's like my man, you are a part of something that is historic. It all just made me really sad. I just watch it all. It just made me really sad because I don't understand what the f**king point is. Oh. What else do you talk about? We could talk about politics a little bit. Don't kid yourself. First of all, this bill that just got passed is a good thing. It's so it should be the last money we spend for five years, but we're going to help a lot of people with this one point nine trillion dollars. It sets everything up for a fantastic recovery. I believe that we are now in a situation where we are going to relive the roaring 20s. And you know, you look, we're through this pandemic. The pandemic is over, everybody's getting vax. Where are the masks? It's over. We have survived this. We are going to move forward and we're already very quickly, almost out of the woods. It's going to be an amazing year. It's going to be great to hug strangers again. There are so many things that are going to happen. It's going to be and it is going to be in an electric year. For most everybody who survived it. And if you think about what we did as a species. One hundred years ago, 50 million people died from the flu. It's a hundred years later and inside of a year, the species human beings inside of a year figured out a vaccine. Got that s**t cranked out, and now we're getting it distributed quickly among the masses, and we did that inside of a year. The bubonic plague took down a hundred million people. We together as a populace, as a human race. Are going to have saved a crack, two million lives. The human condition is never more apparent. It's there is nothing that we can't achieve as human beings. Nothing. I half a million people have died, by the way, it was handled terribly, we probably only should have lost two hundred thousand people. But we had it poor pegged into our brains that wearing a mask was political. Right. So you've got a guy who's responsible for hundreds, a couple hundred thousand people that shouldn't have died because you didn't want everybody to wear the mask. But what was that all being said? If you think about what we've done inside of one year as a human race, it's unbelievable. We're about to have the best next five years of our lives, man, and we deserve it because we survived and we moved on and we got through this together. This has been a year like no other, we're going to read about it for hundreds of, you know, hundreds of years, you know, that pandemic of 2021, it's crazy. It killed six hundred thousand people in three hundred years. The pandemic is going to happen. They're going to have like 14 different things that will kill, like two thousand. And, you know, when you're in it from the day to day, right, when you're in the day to day and it's it just feels so overwhelming and so encompassing and so all consuming and oh my God, and this and that, and we live to be dramatic anyway. And and we got to talk about it on our tweets and thing, and it shakes and and black people and just we're all in the thing in the day. And then it's just like, Oh my God. We're pretty f**king great. We are pretty exceptional. And we got things we got to deal with, and we got people on the right screaming out in the Marjorie Taylor Simpkins and we've got the AOC is in the Omar's and then they got these people in the middle that are trying to figure out how to be more in the middle. And then we've got you look over and you've got what's going to happen this year with the George Floyd trial. And is the f**king is the country going to light on fire? If these cops are found innocent. And if they are found innocent, is there going to be this explosion of of racial tension in America with what many white people like me on the side of black? And then are we going to grow from that and become something different as a? There is. There is such beauty. In every single ma*s. When I realize that I can figure out. How to use my life experience to benefit and aid other people. Well, f**k, I look forward to having bad times, because when I get through them, I walk through the door and I open up my eyes and I look over at a friend of mine who's going through something I just went through and I'm like, Here, man. And I help him and I heal me. I can't wait for riots. Riots, a man you ever seen, a fat 50 year old white guy rioting. It'll be a riot. Can you see? You got your twenty four dollars. So I appreciate you guys so much. We I can't I I f**king loved doing this. Please. And turbo pistol already, s**t, NAMI is already like I missed the hour episodes. Well, f**k you. How about enjoy what you've just been given? This f**king guy is like, Yo, thank you for that. Thank you for the wonderful piece of pie. I wish I had more focus on the f**king piece of pie you just served you. You rat f**ker out. I really like this pie, but I wish I had two more pies. And you know what? I wish I had two more pies so much that I'm not going to really enjoy the one piece of pie I'm having right now. I'm going to be focused on what I don't have. f**k's wrong with you. Enjoy the pie. I did, I enjoyed serving it. Now are you going to make me feel bad because I didn't make more pie? The f**k is wrong with you that, you know, now you're making the chef feel bags that to make enough. That's what you get that f**king piece of pie. It's a good piece of pie. There'll be more pie next week. Or maybe this week. I don't know whenever I feel like making more pies. Yeah, rat. f**k. Yeah, yeah. I'm teasing you. Terrible pistol. I'm teasing you. I love doing this so much. Oh me. I really wanted the carriage and the thing in the dress and the thing, but Jesus Christ is whole like legacy and living in the institutional aristocracy of old white men for a thousand years. Oh s**t. Didn't think about that. Not rather be. You might have seen her talking to Oprah. Thanks. Oh, by the way, my my husband's father and brother, they're racists. Yeah. We'll see you soon.

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