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  • Being a charismatic teenager who's always romantically approached might sound like a dream to most of your peers, but the truth is you hate hurting the ones you turn away. Aside from eschewing basic hygiene, is there a compassionate way to dial down the mojo?
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I've Had It
00:36:40 12/20/2022

Transcript

You know, that trend about shopping only local produce. I didn't get it until I tried California avocados there picked at the peak of each season. So, you know, they're fresh, but they're not just fresh, they're fresh, ripe and delicious. And I think it's because they're grown right here in California. That means growth to table, literally. That's why the best avocados have California in them. California avocados now in season. As if the MCC Crispy couldn't get any better, bacon and ranch just entered the chart, the Bacon Ranch Mackris be available at participating McDonald's for a limited time. Bottom above. Oh. OK, ready. One, two, three. It's good. Hi, Jenny, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. What have you had it with? I have had it with the continued idiocy of people that see the sign on the front door of my office and continue to walk in to Suite two looking for other suites. I'm really anxious to greet one of the people in the door and say, Step outside here, I want to ask you a question. Did you read the sign and tell me what what was the thought process in deciding to read it? And despite reading it to march right on in, I need to know. Help me understand what I can put on this door to have prevented you to walk in. How about we don't give directions? We don't give advice. OK, come in at your appointment. And if you don't have one of those two, we will call the police. What if you put Ken through this door and I will blow your head off? I mean, it is Oklahoma. It could happen. Yeah, I mean, Harvey could be packing heat behind that desk and just take pick people off. I mean, that's I don't want to go that hard. Sidle, I appreciate. I like the intensity, right? Because sometimes I feel homicidal. But I don't know when you say that out loud, I think I realize how insane I am, right? But nonetheless, I'm going to work on it. What have you had it with this week? OK, what I've had it with, you know, I'm a new Instagram person. What I've had it with is all these advertisements, right, that are on your your feed. So like, I bought into it right off the bat. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Emily was like, You're a rookie. I can't believe you did that. But so I get excited about these bros. Because what I hate about leisure bros is the pads come out right, and when you wash them, you have to put the pads back in. It's just a hassle, right? So this bra, I mean, it just look like this will be heaven on Earth. This is what you've been waiting for your whole life, right? So I order it and I'm spoiled because we live in a town where Amazon lives, right? So we get stuff same day, sometimes, right? This f**ker, it was like for weeks on this bra before it came, before it came like Instagram. It's a bakery for I get 55 countries away. Yeah, this bra. Okay, so I'm excited about the bra, even though it took me a year to get it. OK, I'm still fired up about it. Well, so I wash it. That f**ker not only did the pads come out, one pad went into the other side of the bra. So now both pads are in one side of the bra. And I couldn't get it out and I had to throw it away after one wash. How was it the fit prior to the wash? You know, it wasn't bad. It wasn't. But I probably should have gotten an extra large instead of just a large. But I didn't put that on the Instagram advertisement. I just put that on. Your boobs are bigger than you want to admit to yourself. Right? So that wasn't so bad. But I just. Emily made fun of me. Now you're making fun of me. Like, You cannot buy s**t, I or not. I fall. I fell for it a few times. I bought some pajamas that look so cute on the model. I was like, These are going to be great. They come in. They're awful, horrible sandpaper, but not soft at all. Sandpaper, the fabric was wretched. Complete total for scam racket. Yeah, it was total a scam. And I think I pay like $12 for a leisure bra, like a Walmart or Target or Amazon or something, right? And it was this was like $35, which I was happy to pay. Right. If I thought I didn't have to put the pads back in after the washing machine, right? But one pad migrated, right? It was horrible. It was worse than any of us are migrating. My who had like double protection on one sagging dragon and the other one was just three balling bare nipple and bare nipple. Like your a*s on a toilet. Welcome to I've Had It podcast. I'm Jennifer, I'm Angie, Genelia, Amelia with us. Richard is here and it is time listener. It is time to drag out a dead horse and beat the s**t out of it. In listener, I want you to understand that for 20 years. Pumps, and I never tire of talking about certain things and we call it a dead horse, right session. And right now we are about to have our very first dead horse session on. I've had it podcast. Yes, it's in the dead horse that we're dragging out today. That horse's name is Burning Man. Now, since we recorded our Burning Man episode, nearly a gin went right to Burning Man as you and I know what the audience doesn't know is this fantastic? I mean, amazing podcasts would have started about maybe six to eight weeks earlier, right than it did. But these two producers, when you get back, apparently it's like a 120 day cleaning process to get the dust not only out of every orifice of your body, right? Your bags, your clothes, all the s**t they schlepped to bring, like their U-Haul full of s**t. I remember when we called them, we gave them like four or five days after Burning Man because we're like, They're outside. There's no plumbing. They're probably tired, you know? We get him on face time and we both hang up and we were like, They look like they have been dragged behind a car. They looked all year. I mean, honest to God, we thought you were dying. We immediately talked more, just like they looked horrible. We got a follow up phone call, she promised, You can you believe how bad they look? But I'm telling you you could have gone down the road behind an 18 wheeler for three days and looked better. You could. You could have been the poster child for PTSD. Yes, I'm serious. They could have been. It could have been Google Siri. Show me what PTSD looks like and you two on the face time screen could have popped up. And then I mean, then I think we talked to him a few days after that and it was like Cutler still got that burning man and they still had that s**t packed up. And they're like, going box to box cleaning s**t. I would have to assume that you found sand in places that were never meant to have sand in them. We still have a lot of, say, ladies, how was Burning Man? How was it on a scale of zero to 10? How was your Burning Man experience? Oh, I'm going to give it a nine, OK? Because the weather was terrible. I mean, it was really hot and we had dust storms like in Afghanistan or something. It was basically, but I will say the rest of it was amazing and some of the most creative people on ever seen the the night. So the best, you just ride your bikes around and like, look at all the different art installations in the art cars. And like, you would be so hot and then you would see this big light car art car come by and they would be making like fresh juice to pass up to people for free or like one time it was a margarita. I don't know if y'all have ever been to Mexico, but you can be on the beach and then the waiters come by and they just pass out stuff, right? There's no dust storm. So like we, we stayed up one one night to watch this deejay that we both love, and it was the sunrise set and we were getting hungry. And this guy passed by and he had fresh pancakes and he was just passing it all around and we were like, This is a godsend Playa provides. OK, so you won't sit on a toilet seat. You have habitual eat a pancake from a total stranger with the dust bowl. Yeah, yes. I need to know, did you s**t or piss in the bucket? Neither of us pooped in the bucket. We did, peeing in the middle of the night. One one morning, I wake up. To her out to a horrible, horrible smell. I was dehydrated, dehydrated, I had to jump out of the tent, wait, because it was disgusting. If this is an alarming enough, I think we have to bring our good friend Bob the builder back. We have another friend of theirs that was in their camp and his name is Ahmed. And so I actually got to face time with Hamid while they were on their way back from Burning Man. And I heard probably one of the more alarming stories that I've ever heard in my entire life. Worse than the Pea. I've kept it under lock and key because I want to sit back and watch your reaction live as he tells you what he told me. So without further ado, OK, let's that kind of scale. Let's get their playmates, the Burning Man playmates, and let's go to bob it up, pops. I'm so excited. Are you excited about? He's president. He is precious, isn't he? If I don't say you're turning it on, it doesn't matter. Who cares what, Bob the builder. But hey, hey, how are you? Oh my gosh. Amid high lead high. It's so good to see you guys. OK, so I have to say bob it after we did that episode with you, we just full blown change your name to Bob Bob the builder. So if we start calling you Bob, it's just you are Bob in our world. That's right. I apologize. But that's just who you are. But we've got to get right to the net cut in here. OK. I know that since we did our Burning Man episode, you guys have gone. I've heard some rather alarming stories. But Omar, you may remember that I face time with you when you were in the Jeep with Gina Neely on your way back and you told the story that was incredibly eyebrow raising, to say the least. And I'm going to sit here with my eyes fixated on pumps, and I want you to tell her about the tattoo parlor at The Burning Man. All right. So this was me getting a temporary tattoo at Burning Man. It had a day camp called Celestial Bodies, which is our favorite place to hang out at Burning Man to have the best c**ktails. But on Tuesdays, they give temporary tattoos. So you there's a very sexy man with a big beard that's seated and you stand in front of him and you tell him where you want your tattoo. And I picked my butt. It's really fun. But he first starts with prepping the area by exfoliating it with his beard, so he rubs his beard all over your butt. And then he puts the temporary tattoo on back while he's applying the pressure so that you don't tip over. He keeps you there, John. And he holds on to you while the temporary tattoo is going on. And then afterwards, to seal that tattoo, he takes a puff of his pen and then blows it very gently all over your butt area just to kind of seal it all of it. I think that that might be assault. I can deal with that with his. He grabs your jack so you don't tip over because you apply pressure to your to the tattoo, right? And you might tip over unless he was cupping your junk the whole time. Simultaneously, you bend over a chair, you could. It's not as fun. Bob, did you get any sort of tattoos or a*s crack beard exfoliation when you were at The Burning Man? I did not this year. No, but I have in previous years, have you given any exfoliation with the beard at Burning Man? I know, but I do do a lot of beard rubs with other good bearded guys. We like to get together and do what's a beard rub? But it's really just two guys. You know, it's like, you know, like an Eskimo kiss where you're like, it's like having the beer is going to make your beard together. Every good bearded man loves another good bearded man. It doesn't matter your sexual preference. We just love like, Oh man, he's got a beautiful beard. I always touch his beard every time I see him. Yeah, he does have a good look here. I made you do thank you. Thank you. I like the specks. Those are nice looking specks. Can I has a document you'd really like him that haircuts? Nice. Right? It has. You're awesome now. All right. Yeah, lots of it. Yeah. Her husband questions. OK, oh, periscope fire away. Wait, your husband would like a curly headed guy? Yes, he approuvé. He's incredibly vain. He wouldn't like you sexually. He would appreciate your ascetic in your sense of style and he'd think you are attractive. He would say that I don't meet a good looking guy like his specs. I liked his hair. I liked his beard. I mean, he he he is comfortable enough in his sexuality to tell you that he that he likes your look. You should bring him to Burning Man. I would rather paint the interior walls of my entire office building with a Q-Tip base coat, first coat, topcoat, then a sealer, then go to Burning Man. But listen, I'm all swing for the fences. If y'all like it, I want to know every nutty detail. I want to get to the deep, dark bottom and jack this s**t into my veins. What other crazy s**t did you do? OK, I had a question that I didn't ask last time, Bobbitt. So in the orgy tent, do you consent? Like, do you fill out like before you go in or you like, Hey, I'm all the way, I'm going all the way. I'm doing three ways, but play all of it. Or is it like consent is just a little bit unsettling to like the orgy members? Like, it's not. It's like a little bit of time. It's not like we're middle school or did with those colored bands on the roof, you know? OK, it's it's in the moment someone asked, You say yes or no, there's an orgy dome and then there's shut the f**k up an orgy dome dome. It's called the orgy dome. They're wildly popular. The worse I could imagine. Yeah, I actually went into the orgy down the curiosity every detail. So so you just looking at the pictures in Playboy, too? So Playboy. Hey, girl, I met a girl. OK, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I was with two female friends, and you have to be either a couple or more some to get into the orgy stop. But some stop is a more like rebel. A more sum is more than a couple, so, yeah, trouble or maybe you're in a polyamorous relationship with four people, but you have to be more than a single person, right? Specifically, I think that they're trying to make sure that single guys don't wander in there and just flirt. I think the only rule in there is consent, so you can't, you know, obviously. And then the other thing and the thing that we got kicked out of, therefore, was they don't really like lurkers. They don't really like a word. We were just a little stunned and just sitting on the couch and I was with two friends. Who's the oversight in this, who kicked you out? Who's the who's the dome sheriff, the auditor? It's an actual Burning Man account. And here's the kicker my account belongs to that camp. Shut the f**k up. Yeah. Oh, that's so good. Did you know he was part of that can? Or did you see him? I don't. I didn't know then. OK, so Bob, tell us about what you built. Of this year, we said I helped build the kitchen and we felt like a sink that had somewhat of a success and a shower, that aside, somewhat of a success. Growing pains and in the wrestling is like building camp structures and stuff with the rest of the team. We all base in for that stuff. But did you enjoy the dust storm? I loved it. I was like one of my favorite moments was like twenty four hours of pure wind and dust because it was. The entire camp came together to secure his golf holdings, and then my son was running around with a gigantic handle of fireball making everybody take shots. So you're just getting drunk. Laughing at all your friends is the best time possible. We did see a picture of you, bob in the green one while you were when I came out on the ground. Face down eating dirt. You look destroyed, right? I mean, you looked absolutely annihilated for my birthday this year, which is like a month after the burn. My wife had that framed and is now hanging in our kitchen. I love it. I love it. I love it. Yes. Were you exhausted when you got back? Is don't take another two months for me to start feeling really normal at work again. OK, I just wanted to call it quits. That's what I wanted to happen right there. Because Jen and Natalie, we face time now and it is like f**king zombie apocalypse. They were the poster child of PTSD. It was so alarming that after the face time pops immediately called me and she said, God, you believe how terrible they look like. They're just finding out about anything like it. No, I mean, it's like they eight. It's like you seen those age progressions like the math adds, it's exactly what it was like 10 years of math in one week. Let me ask you this Are you going next year? Bob, you go first. No, I like 2010. A lot was because my wife is now pregnant and we're doing. Congratulations. Come on, Bob, bring bring that. Yeah. Quickly, it's going to be my greatest success as being a dad. I already know that I'm ready to buy those shows. Classic White, New Balance's and crappy T-shirts. I'm so ready. You're going to. I've got jokes like we have. We have, I've had it podcast 1Z that we're going to send your baby. Yes. Oh yes. Yes. Not invited to the pool party. Yeah, for me, like, I don't end up looking like a zombie for days after I'm actually the freshest of the happiest. You're going to get me all year long and you get like a month and a half of it where I'm just like, glowing and excited about life again. And then when work fully sucks again, you just say, Well, that's when I turn into a depressed zombie. For me, it's like, it's it's where I open up, when I have a party, allow myself to be who I fully am. And like, I have zero fears about who I am and controlling myself because I have to act and be a certain way in society. I can just be myself and everyone. I'm there with gently on me, all of our camp. They make sure that I am that person. When I leave, they're there. They're my community. This year is huge for me. I actually didn't even see a lot of the city or a lot of the art because I was always at camp with all of my friends. But all I cared about was being back with my community and it made me feel whole again, and it made me feel excited to just get back into life and to do things I hadn't had in three years. And I needed it and I needed every year ever that that's really sweet. I mean, that's kind of touching Bob. It really was me. What do you love? Well, he likes the orgy. So it's I've been eight years now. I always say it restores my faith in humanity. I see people at their best. You know, I think that you guys I specifically, I think Jennifer would really enjoy Burning Man. My point being that you, when you interact with someone, you're probably not going to be your most unguarded sort of self. Every year attacks me 48 hours to put my shoulders to come down a burning man. So I thought that it was only going to be the first year and it happened. But it happens every year, and I think it's because you have to have some sort of a shield on in the in the outside world because it's just not safe. People just have all kinds of intentions and you don't want to be a naive person, just sort of whistling your way through, you know, dodgy parts of the world. But at Burning Man, it really feels so kind and so safe, right? And everyone's lovely. I always say it's the best place to have an emergency because people will help you, but also, like literally go completely out of their way to get you whatever you need. Not that you should rely on them, but you know, if you needed them, they would be there. It's the best kind of person that goes there. It is a lot of work prepping, cleaning up afterwards. You come back completely depleted. I don't know. This year is really, really hard for a whole host of reasons. If I was betting right now, I would probably go back, but I don't know. Are you going to go? Yes, you are going to go next year. We hope to. But. Congratulations. Congratulations on your baby son, I had to check out the competition. Yes, I'm very impressed with your husband and all his industriousness. I mean, it's shocking how somebody can do that. At what age will you take the child to Burning Man? I think six or seven, six or seven would be a good age. I wouldn't take them any earlier. You see little babies out there sometimes. Yeah, and it's it's just terrible. Their little lungs. Yeah, it's it's a giant playground. So it is an amazing, amazing place for a kid. I don't even want to take a baby to target. So I am sure when wanted to camp for eight days, let's do a lightning round. Did you guys cuddle puddle this year? Yes or no? You go first. No, I did not cuddle puddle, I'm not a big fan of Cuddle Puddle, I agree I like it, Bob. Yes. Had it have had it with Bob, I mean, I heard your last episode about Bob. It was like you were just talking about pink hearts, the biggest cuddle puddle on the planet. I actually climbed into that room and climbed into the group where what's going on with the glove? So, Bob, it looked at the room and was like, nope, and turned around. I was like, Yes. And I took my shoes off and went in and and you have to so that it's just like a mess of pillows and teddy bears and people. And you can't just walk in. You have to crawl in and you can't. You have to be. You have to be mindful of your elbows and knees because you can. It's like people underneath you. So it's interesting to just climb your way through and it smells like a thousand parts of that. But that's what I was going to ask. Like, how bad does it smell? It doesn't smell great. There's real grit at Burning Man, and I would say the smell and the pink hard cuddle puddle room is one of about what about being? It's be. No, I mean, I smell more beer at the local gay bar in Silverlake. True, that's true. Yeah. Did you get a kind of paddle? No, I did not. Good for you, Neely. OK, good. All right. OK, did you s**t in a bucket? You guys went down a really dark rabbit hole on the whole ship in the bucket. I can't imagine anyone sitting in their tent in a bucket. Yeah, no. You know what? We just found out got here a couple of weeks ago. Pops when she's at a public toilet, most women hover. You know, you squat and hover and kind of get a good look. She bare backs it, a public toilet. She just goes right in and sits down on a bare bat. I've never bareback a toilet seat. Ever, ever, ever. I've never, ever bareback. A public toilet seat, ever. But I had to get over the Burning Man porta potties the first time I went because I had a legitimate fear with the same player. Does that sort of subtle B.O. kind of calms down the situation in the porta potties, so it isn't as horrible as you would imagine. I will bare back a public toilet, but I will not go in a porta potty. I will stand next to it and s**t on the ground before I will. I what I can say is, Ah yeah, they're disgusting. Horrible, they horrible. I have peed behind like at football games back in the day that have porta potty set up and people would be in line. I just go right behind and be behind the bar having a baby. No, I'm thrilled they're going to be great parents. Think of all the s**tty people. Think about his treehouse. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh my gosh. It will be like next level treehouse. Yeah, yeah. Bob here is going to build a treehouse for him. I love that. Well, congratulations again. That's amazing. All right. Anything else dicey that went down? I don't now want the good s**t, anything else? Go down and burning man that we need to air out. Jennifer, I feel like we need to. I need to tell you some, some things that might entice you to maybe one day consider going to Burning Man. Like, imagine, imagine your it's morning and your you're riding your bike, an electric bike, bikes. They don't have to work really hard and all of a sudden. Oh, great plot twists. But there's imagine there's a sign that says breakfast martinis, and you just stop and you go in, and all of a sudden it's the crack like the most, like a craft c**ktail shake and served them like a chilled gla*s. And all of a sudden you're having the perfect martini. We're like two minutes ago, you didn't even know you were going to have. Here's this perfect breakfast c**ktail. Let me tell you the flaw in that story. I don't drink alcohol because my husband's a recovering drug addict, an alcoholic that's been to rehab five times. And so after the fifth rehab start, I thought, Well, f**k it, I'll just quit drinking, too. So I'm already the Burning Man Martini Bar that crash and burn burned when she got right. Okay, so you're you're riding your bike, riding my bike. OK, let's go back to the beginning. I get it. Great cardio. All of a sudden you smell hot chocolate chip cookies like freshly baked cookies. I mean, yeah, I'm in, and you realize that there's a treat like there's a person with a tray of hot cookies. And all you have to do to get one is to get paddled on your behinds. What? What if like a leather? Oh yeah, like S&M. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's going to have to be a lot more than a cookie, but you have to get spanked to get the cookie. Have you guys not ever staged a f**king five star hotel? You literally just pick up the phone and say, Could you please bring some chocolate chip cookies to room 4.2? And they say, it's my pleasure and then a dominatrix. And then they bring that, you know, we have to get spanked. You don't have to ride a bike. It just happens. But you can get a dominatrix at a party. And sometimes those feelings really grilled cheese sandwiches. It was worth it. Rachel, I hope y'all are getting spanked to get food. This is what another thing that's going on at Burning Man is. You have to get a woman. This whole podcast is based on you guys, you know, loving, playful interactions with other human beings and each other. That's all Burning Man is. That's like it's one eight. It's eight days of just ridiculous, playful interactions and sometimes like, it's just really dumb. Like, you get spanked and you got a chocolate chip cookie. How long it takes you to get out? Yeah, that's a great question. Oh my God. I mean, that's just torture, wasn't it? I mean, you're going to deliver a baby in less time than it took you to get out of Burning Man. It's a great point. Is that a promise? Yeah. Yeah. But I don't want to even do something that feels good for six hours, right? Right? No. We have, you know, we had fun and we had fun. I can't decide if this whole Burning Man thing is like shared psychosis or if I am just a horrible candidate for it. I think we're horrible candidates because I kind of teared up when Bob was talking about why he liked it. Like the community aspect, I didn't really feel that much. I think I'm just going to be. I think it's sweet that that's your reality, but it didn't move the meter. No, it doesn't make me want to go. I found know that the most are the ones that need it. The most like that would get them. That's probably a hundred percent true question that I am stage five f**ked up cynical negative. And it could probably opened me up and I could be a kinder, gentler person. The problem is, I would have to have a lot of interactions with human beings. And I don't really like humor, but maybe he would have. I like humanity, but like if there was a dog burning man where we could go, hang out with dogs, I'm in. You don't have to interact with people. If you don't want to, you could be like, I don't want to and just do you. But I feel like you would open up like a beautiful little. There's just still so many fundamental things that Burning Man is lacking for me to be a good. And I just think about all this is like a rehab for a while and working on little Jennifer and writing letters to little Jennifer in my non-dominant hand and getting in touch with my inner child, open to all that s**t and cuddle a teddy bear. I do all this s**t in Malibu, where normal people go to get in touch with their feelings. I don't want to go to the desert being a dust storm with goggles. I think you guys would be so well. I mean, you guys would be so fun out there because there's so much to laugh at. I think you would just have a ball. You would scream from laughter. Every day I get sand in my mouth, I scream with the camera minefield. It's a mindset. It's like it's everything. Shoes good and a bad. Yeah. Now my Middle Eastern body has no issue with the dust. I barely even need to cover my nose or mouth, you know, unless there's like a severe dust storm. But you know, it's a free run from a city. My eyes are like swollen after just being like walking from my car into the office, can you imagine? Well, I is. I'm so happy that you all made it out, and it looks like we're not going to have potentially repeat visits except for these two year except for you. Two are going for sure. Nelly and Jen, we hope to tell me it's going to go to what we do. Jen, peer pressure Jen took to it like I have never seen. Like Jen took to it like you wouldn't believe. You know, it's about having a sense like her sense of adventure, I think is so big that she just was like, this. I've come home, you know, to the place where I can just have that infinity. Jen, just having fun. Well, do you think is this move the needle for you at all times? Do you think you would go to Burning Man? No, hard pa*s. I don't like group activities. I don't want to do any of those things. I love the Amalfi Coast. Love it. Do you think you can pamper yourself and luxury while at Burning Man? Like, just set yourself up really nicely? Here's the deal I when I want to be pampered, I don't want to do that for myself. What I consider being pampered is having services provided for me by others. Do you know what I mean? Well, you could get a spanking and a grilled cheese. I just I just would hate for you not to even try it once, you know. I know, I know. I just once, just once I would have a lot of hostage demands. I mean, like, it would be like I would have a huge demand list. Who's the recipient of this list? Well, y'all are the ones campaigning for me, right? Sounds like you all are going to be like. I don't want to go. Y'all are the ones that want me to go. So I mean, I'll just provide the list. It's going to be you three, you five motherf**kers. You figure out how to figure it out. The needle has not moved. It is my absolute worst possible case scenario. It's like if you want to hurt your very own Guantanamo, we just launched our merch page and guess what? One of the shirts is that we're selling. Boycott, Burning Man. I don't mean to be condescending. Are we condescending? I don't really. I mean, we have a podcast called I've Had It. I can bypass being conscious. That's probably true. Are there others out there like us that are there's? Well, there's 340 million people in the world and only 70000 that a burning man haters. Yeah, we have. I have been that person. Like, I think it's normal at one point during the week to be like, What am I doing here? Yes. I mean, really, he's campaigning. He he's on tour. No. But I want to thank you all so much. Thank you. Listen, I know we're cynical and I know we're burning away and haters, but we do love people and we do love Gina Neely and that you all have so much fun together on this trip and you make all of these memories. I truly appreciate that, and I do think it's absolutely amazing. I would love to travel with you guys. Simply Burning Man is just not an option for me personally, and I think if I campaign, you would have incredible. You would think to yourself, why the f**k did we campaign to bring this woman with us? I think that would probably happen. You'd end up hating or it's fine. Yeah, 100 percent this way. Yeah, it is better. You and you would really end up hating her, right? Yes, she would be a million times worse than I would be. Can hang a hanger off my nipples if I want to. So that would be my trick for grilled cheeses and chocolate chip cookies. Like, I would cut that line and be like, Move back, mother f**ker. Watch this. And I'd be the I'd be the queen of the whole thing. She used to be able to balance it with a wood hanger on it. Yeah. And now, gravity. Yeah. Now she can still do just just the basic wire hanger at this point. So, you know, I really got about five more years of that that the Liberals are really impressive. Yeah, they are. They're impressive. Thank you. They are. I mean, they I mean, it's like a really a long dated pencil eraser that you can can actually support something. And now the death of the podcast, the last thing we ever say was about my nipples, about We're so desperate. We're dragging out your pony. My pony checked my party trick. Yeah. All that's to say. Thanks for being on today. Thank you for being a guest. It was so fun. Well, thank you for being open and vulnerable and sharing in what was probably a hostile for you. That and it's not lost on me that you walk into this hostility and the cynicism and you just still own your truth. I love it. I love that you guys are friends with our friends, and I hope that we can go to a five star hotel together sometime soon. But not with your baby. Not till he's about 10. Oh yeah. I don't know very much. OK, so I know it's too late for her. She's going to have to go through it. I mean, no way back. No, there's no way. OK, bye bye, guys. Good to see you. Thanks so much. Bye. That was the sad part, is that so bad? I mean, people want to come to the pool party, it's only one seat. I want to say to you guys, I absolutely love your friends. They're great. They're awesome. They're amazing. I'm so glad that you all have these wonderful experiences with them. I want to say to everybody, follow us like is perhaps tell everybody how to find our merch. I've had it. Dot com. That was wrong. That was a completely new podcast. Dot com. Yes, everybody. You have to do it. OK, OK. W w w dot. I've had it. Podcast dot com by everyone. See you next Tuesday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. I've had it. Had it, had it had it.

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CC397: Kail and Lindsie are ready for this week to be over. Kail gives an update on her boob job and how she's been navigating co-parenting scheduling conflicts. Lindsie has ALSO been having co-parenting problems, and speaks on the Disney Dad theory that one parent always gets to be the fun parent while the other does not. A listener's daughter doesn't like swearing, and today's Foul Play makes us glad we're not school bus drivers.

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01:20:34 1/30/2025

CC395: On this month's bonus episode... Lindsie and Kail ask their children to do as they say, and not as they do. Kail talks about new tax breaks and her stance on them as someone who came from poverty. Lindsie goes through her recent Instagram stories that had Kail and Elijah laughing in their beds the night before. Kail explains to Lindsie a new term, but not a new concept, called future faking. Listeners ask, how long should an engagement should last? And today's Foul Play teaches us about Colposcopy..

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CC394: Lindsie gives an update on a beloved family pet and Kail plans to stay on RedNote forever. I'm sure many parents can relate to this article on Parental mental load, just as Kail and Lindsie have. They give their experiences and thoughts on how to deal with different issues. Lastly, we have listener questions and a Foul Play that has our coochies cringing. 

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CC393: Lindsie and Kail are all in for a potential return of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - aka Speidi. Both of them double down on their opinions on last week's topic about spending separate time with OG family members. News of insurance companies dropping fire coverage in California months before the devasting fires has Kail and Lindsie feeling some type of way... And this Tiktok ban isn't helping. A listener asks if they should tell their BFF that they don't like their husband... Oof, we've all been there! 

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01:15:08 1/16/2025

CC392: Kail and Lindsie had a ROUGH holiday break that included therapy, surgery and tears. We start the episode with high emotions! Kail tries to figure out Lindsie's sibling dynamic on BOTH sides. Does anyone else struggle with parenting during their coparent's time? A listener asks if it's weird that their spouse's family is planning a family outing without the spouses and children?

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01:12:32 1/9/2025

CC391: Lindsie and Kail struggle with the trend of butterfly skirts being too short for certain ages. We are big supporters of four day work weeks and Kail explains how it would make a real difference in some familial situations. Lindsie watched the Lisa Frank docu-series on Amazon Prime and shares all the crazy details with Kail. One of today's Foul Plays is a reminder to Kail that she refuses to live with dementia.  

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01:09:43 1/2/2025

CC390: For the LAST episode of 2024 let us revisit the FIRST episode of 2024...

Lindsie recaps her hectic last days of 2023 and Kail shares her word of the year. Kail shares the unexpected message she received from her mom, and how in the same day she got in touch with her sister. Lindsie has some thoughts about Cher asking for conservatorship over her son and talks about the time her brother Kyle was under Todd's legal guardianship as an adult. A listener asks for advice on their 18 year-old daughter wanting to move out under objectionable circumstances, and for Foul Play someone gets a vasectomy scare.

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CC400: To the surprise of no one, Lindsie reads that oatmeal is the healthiest breakfast food for you.. But Kail will not be participating in that. What Kail IS interested in participating in is babysitting swaps with BFFs or family members after reading about another mom's experience with this hack. A listener shares a situation that many may relate to when it comes to friendship dynamics changing during pregnancies and after birth. Kail explains how she also experienced a sense of loneliness throughout her pregnancies and how they differed. Lindsie talks about her struggle when she first let Jackson see her cry and lose her cool. Today's Foul Play is giving foul but in a good way!

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